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In Jack's version of Christianity, he is the only needy person allowed to benefit from social welfare. His anger arises from the less fortunate existing without his consent.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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In Jack's version of Christianity, he is the only needy person allowed to benefit from social welfare. His anger arises from the less fortunate existing without his consent.
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That guy looks and sounds like the good version of Jack. Would actually like to share a beer with this gentleman.
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Literally Liquid Jack.
It’s Galliant effortlessly demonstrating to Goofus how to not be a complete jerk, but Goofus. (Jack) continually rejects the obvious help.
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Eternal reminder, we lost the wrong fat chef Jack.
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Most people like Fatty have no idea what "socialism" actually means. It's just a big scary word for "stuff I don't like". I swear if he relied on something like TennCare, the local Medicaid program, he'd be going on about how Medicaid was bad but TennCare is good because it's helping him.
Yeah the general consensus is that Rob is a good guy that people would like to have a beer with.
And there's some speculation that he's aware of this board as he's dropped hints to it in his videos. Like when he and his wife were in New Zealand, tried the "Kiwi Burger" and said hello to all the denizens on the "dark web" during the time we were no longer on clearweb.
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And like most stupid hicks, he doesn't understand that New York City is not the entire state. A city just got a mayor. It has nothing to do with the rest of the state, which generally hates NYC.
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I like Jack's bitter delusion as it makes the narrative funnier. The race was called when Harlem started reporting, because Mamdani beat Cuomo 2 to 1 in East Harlem, the more conservative side of the neighborhood. If New York State died last night, then a bunch of old black people did it, lol. Poor Buffalo. Poor Syracuse. Woe be unto Albany and Rochester. Felled by an army of Aunt Geraldines. Remember this, historians!
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This implies you knew anything
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Listen, I'm not a big fan of life itself but if I died because I ate too much good food, I would call life a success.
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Ai slop thumbnails were made for Fat Jack. It wasn't too long ago that every recipe thumbnail was stolen. Also yall remember his cook book? That shit was so funny.
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That "cookbook" was honestly pretty amazing. Its like a monument to one man's laziness and the lengths he'll go to half ass something.
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Around the time Jack’s “cook book” pdf was making its rounds, we had a few posters joking that they were going to make a YouTube channel purely to spite Jack through demonstrating how simple and easy it was to make or review common meals or fast food items without coming across as a total white trash creep or grandstanding pharisee.
That’s as close as I’ll come to pointing to particular usernames. Rob deals with enough nonsense whenever Jack’s weens notice his videos being highlighted within the thread.
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When you need to crank out a 60 page report in a night and submitting anything is better than nothing
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A little sidetrack and update on the Jimmy weenery. Word is Jimmy finally realised the trolls in his Discord were the problem the whole time, so he went ahead and nuked most of the channels. From what I’ve seen pulling info from different sources, he’s picked up an unhinged ween who latches onto him in a heavy parasocial way. Some bitch called “Eliza” IRL who LARPs as “Janet Kinkerry,” along with her little crew. It’s honestly funny, because Jimmy is literally irrelevant and boring compared to the actual main cow, Jack himself. I'll infodump more with screenshots if this Janet crew gets out of hand lmao. Fucking retarded gayops.
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What is wrong with these weird mental tards who get obsessed with the side cow?
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Who the fuck drives to a Fast Food joint to eat a Soup? Why is that even a thing?
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So how has that changed? He still doesn't know anything.
If you consider this to be the best soup ever... you've never had real chicken noodle soup.
That soup was made in a factory, shipped in a big old bag that is then warmed up and served to you. This is what goes into the "Best Chicken Noodle soup ever"
Seasoned chicken stock [water, chicken base (chicken with juices, salt, chicken fat, yeast extract, sugar, carrot powder, dried potato, onion powder, natural flavor, turmeric (for color)], cooked Mafalda pasta [water, semolina (wheat), liquid whole egg, liquid egg-white], carrots, celery, modified corn starch, cream, enriched flour, mirepoix vegetable base [vegetable blend (carrot, onion, celery), salt, sugar, corn oil, potato flour, carrot powder], yeast extract, soybean oil, butter (cream, salt), salt, carrot puree, sea salt, soy lecithin, garlic, spices, onion powder, citric acid, annatto (color), chicken (boneless, skinless chicken breast with rib meat, water, enriched bleached flour [with malted barley flour, niacin, iron thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], fully refined peanut oil [with dimethylpolysiloxane {an anti-foam agent} added], sugar, salt, monosodium glutamate, pasteurized nonfat dry milk, leavening [sodium bicarbonate, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], spices, soybean oil, paprika, pasteurized egg), grilled chicken (boneless skinless, chicken breast containing up to 17% solution of water, seasoning [yeast extract, onion powder, sea salt, garlic powder, sugar, salt, corn maltodextrin, gum arabic, natural flavor, lemon juice concentrate, vinegar solids], chicken flavor [chicken breast meat, chicken stock, salt, maltodextrin], modified corn starch, dried vinegar, apple cider vinegar, water, soybean oil, sugar, cane molasses, salt, spices, chicken fat, dehydrated onion, yeast extract, corn maltodextrin, lemon peel, dehydrated garlic, red bell pepper, paprika, parsley, xanthan gum, natural flavor [including smoke] and calcium disodium EDTA [to protect quality], high oleic canola oil with dimethylpolysiloxane added to reduce foaming), Unbleached enriched flour wheat flour, wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate [Vitamin B1], riboflavin [Vitamin B2], folic acid), canola oil, palm oil, sea salt, salt, malted barley flour, baking soda, yeast
And this is for the tortilla soup:
Tortilla soup base (water, navy beans, onions, black beans [black beans, water], corn, sour cream [cultured milk, cream, whey, modified corn starch, sodium phosphate, guar gum, carrageenan, carob bean gum], green chilies [green chili peppers, salt, citric acid], red bell peppers, celery, chicken fat, sea salt, natural flavor, corn masa flour [white corn flour, calcium hydroxide], enriched wheat flour [wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], yeast extract, cilantro, spices, garlic, sugar, lemon juice concentrate, chili powder [chili pepper, garlic powder]), breaded, spicy chicken (boneless, skinless chicken breast with rib meat, water, seasoning [corn maltodextrin, spice, rice starch, tapioca maltodextrin, cotton seed oil, color {contains paprika}, garlic powder, natural flavoring {milk, soy}], modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, paprika, enriched bleached flour [bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, iron, leavening [baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], nonfat milk, soybean oil, color [paprika, yellow #6], fully refined peanut oil, with dimethylpolysiloxane [an anti-foam agent] added, pasteurized nonfat milk, pasteurized egg, water), grilled chicken (seasoning [yeast extract, onion powder, corn maltodextrin, gum arabic, vinegar solids], chicken flavor [chicken breast meat, chicken stock, maltodextrin], dried vinegar, apple cider vinegar, cane molasses, dehydrated onion, lemon peel, dehydrated garlic, red bell pepper, parsley, xanthan gum, natural flavor [including smoke], calcium disodium EDTA [to protect quality], high oleic canola oil with dimethylpolysiloxane added to reduce foaming), Corn masa flour, sunflower, safflower, /or canola oil, seasoning (lactose, maltodextrin, corn syrup solids, citric acid, malic acid, lime juice solids, natural flavors, dehydrated parsley, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate), red 40 and blue 1
And this is for the tortilla soup:
Tortilla soup base (water, navy beans, onions, black beans [black beans, water], corn, sour cream [cultured milk, cream, whey, modified corn starch, sodium phosphate, guar gum, carrageenan, carob bean gum], green chilies [green chili peppers, salt, citric acid], red bell peppers, celery, chicken fat, sea salt, natural flavor, corn masa flour [white corn flour, calcium hydroxide], enriched wheat flour [wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], yeast extract, cilantro, spices, garlic, sugar, lemon juice concentrate, chili powder [chili pepper, garlic powder]), breaded, spicy chicken (boneless, skinless chicken breast with rib meat, water, seasoning [corn maltodextrin, spice, rice starch, tapioca maltodextrin, cotton seed oil, color {contains paprika}, garlic powder, natural flavoring {milk, soy}], modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, paprika, enriched bleached flour [bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, iron, leavening [baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], nonfat milk, soybean oil, color [paprika, yellow #6], fully refined peanut oil, with dimethylpolysiloxane [an anti-foam agent] added, pasteurized nonfat milk, pasteurized egg, water), grilled chicken (seasoning [yeast extract, onion powder, corn maltodextrin, gum arabic, vinegar solids], chicken flavor [chicken breast meat, chicken stock, maltodextrin], dried vinegar, apple cider vinegar, cane molasses, dehydrated onion, lemon peel, dehydrated garlic, red bell pepper, parsley, xanthan gum, natural flavor [including smoke], calcium disodium EDTA [to protect quality], high oleic canola oil with dimethylpolysiloxane added to reduce foaming), Corn masa flour, sunflower, safflower, /or canola oil, seasoning (lactose, maltodextrin, corn syrup solids, citric acid, malic acid, lime juice solids, natural flavors, dehydrated parsley, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate), red 40 and blue 1
Fatty doesn't know what good soup is.