💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
So how many days until Aaron announces his engagement to Daggerpussy? It would be a real Aaron sort of move to make at this point. Its the biggest rake he could step on right now.
 
Pentamidine said:
Someone correct me if I'm wrong. But it definitely wasn't "Ralph challenges Aaron to a money match - Aaron accepts then demands it be done for free"
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That's my recollection of it as well.

They're just trying to shit on Ralph while making sure to try and make Aaron look bad too.

The sad thing is "InertiaInMyPants" came soooo close. The first paragraph on Ralph is pretty much bang-on.

If they had went with "Aaron is dumb for having anything to do with Ralph, and there may be a disaster for Aaron in the making," for the second paragraph, THEN they would be cookin' with gas.
 
Aaron. Bro, listen to us. You seem to be headed on an upward trajectory. The very last thing you ought to confide in, is the Ragepig. If there’s a rectum that needs thumbing, a passed out girl to be violated, or xannies needed gobbling like they’re Pez, he’s your man.

If you want to embrace a quick road to being horrorcow adjacent, be our guest, but you’ll be no better of a father than Nick.
 
Why is everyone taking the Ralph climb down at face value? No fucking way.

Also it’s quashed, not “squashed.” Reality TV has a lot to answer for.
 
daffodils said:
Stallyn19 has clipped some highlights. It's the usual stuff about how he's BACK and things will be great from now on. He mentions that Kurt has seen him on cocaine a few times but "he probably had no idea". The funniest bit starts around 18:30 when Nick acts flabbergasted that people are hiring Kurt for consulting work. He segues into a long monologue about his value as a social media expert.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wLepSw8ByDc
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I watched the clip. I find it interesting (in the most loose sense of the word) how just moments prior to him talking about how he is a "social media expert" he talked to length how hard it was to communicate to his audience and getting the word out that he was streaming (around 15:30 timestamp). As a "social media expert" he should have had no problem with that.
 
PuffyPopcorn said:
"social media expert"
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Rekieta needs one like this.
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I so want for Daggerpussy to show up on Mersh's show and make jokes about Ralph having a baby dick and say that he is truly the Memphis Micro.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
From Aaron's retelling of it, it sounds like most of the talk was around wrestling and Mersh.
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It started with simple conversation between Aaron and Rackets and before you know it he's railing coke off Our Wife's washboard tits and feeding sphagettios to children who are essentially Dickensian orphans while Nick sticks silicone torture devices in April. You never know what will happen with The Toe.
 
Potentially Cat Mom said:
I only clipped his dumb views on a 3rd Trump presidency. I am surprised he is still streaming and can’t stand to watch him alog Kurt or listen to his views on marriage. If I got the definition of a logging wrong oh fucking well. Someone chatted that they think he hopes he will push Kurt to kill himself and I think that is right.
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Good Sir I think this is the Log you are looking for.. With a baldo on his sack..... That is all Nick will ever be. A little shit of a man. Minus the ever elusive redemption arc? Lets be real! Geroge RR Martian might finish his book before that happens.
 

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Steve Seagull said:
I'm watching this stream and he's the only person in the world OBSESSED with Kurt. I'm now not sure if he has a crush on him or he's infatuated. He just said "I told my kids about the hostage angle" (camera angle from which Kurt streams). The kids have to listen to him talking about Kurt.
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It's clear that he thinks Kurt, more than anyone else, needed to footstool off of him to get his foot in the lawtube door. Kurt was too old, too fat, too ginger, too monotone, too awkward to succeed on his own. Kurt was Nick's little gimp who he could wheel out and riff with on niche legal topics. Now Kurt is more popular than him and both know lightning will not strike Nick's channel twice. That eats at Nick endlessly.
 
Forfeited Heroes said:
It's clear that he thinks Kurt, more than anyone else, needed to footstool off of him to get his foot in the lawtube door. Kurt was too old, too fat, too ginger, too monotone, too awkward to succeed on his own. Kurt was Nick's little gimp who he could wheel out and riff with on niche legal topics. Now Kurt is more popular than him and both know lightning will not strike Nick's channel twice. That eats at Nick endlessly.
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Kurt swept for Rackets big time, even when Rackets was trying to get Kurt to compare Michelle Obama to a baboon or something along those lines, which regardless of politics isn't a good direction for a small YouTuber to go in if they want to stay on the platform. There's only so much abuse you can throw at someone before they move on, and if Rackets wasn't a dick, he might be making guest appearances on Kurt's channel.
 
daffodils said:
He mentions that Kurt has seen him on cocaine a few times but "he probably had no idea".
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Trust me he probably was aware but either too socially inept to point it out or took the path of least resistance, which was to pretend nothing happened. That's the one took when I saw clear signs of weird cocaine use because I didn't want to start a shitfest, something I'll have to clean up myself as well.

Captain Manning said:
I can't say for certain what the reaction will be when Kurt passes, but I can guaran-goddamn-tee you Nick won't be mourned here when he goes.
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Kurt passing would be like if any of us goes away. Inconsequential. His families and friends will mourn him. That's it. It's how 99.99% of passings are handled.
Skelly croaking will be celebrated by numerous strangers online, and quite possibly a lot of people that knows him in real life as well. That's how much of a freak he is. He's not some polarising guy like Kirk (bad example, I don't think he's that divisive), he's inherently evil.

Folgers Can said:
LOL guess who has a shower call in his future:

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This could get out of control very quickly. Will the Rage Pig destroy the Balldo?
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@theralph time to do a friendly boxing session as a way of brotherly bonding. You owe everyone that.
(:really: no skelly not that kind of bondage.)
If piggy launches HOGFARE on the Diddleverse, I'm all for it. He couldn't do much to AF which is supported but feds but he sure should be able to holler a dent in this worthless Redditor cabal.

Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Kurt is weird and does and says weird stuff, but I don't get the sense that he's a danger (except to the hookers he consumes).
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He's only a danger to the following:
- steak
- burgers and fries
- your refrigerators and
- swanky looking cowboy hats
 
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