DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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Geez all this because he didn't get his precious hand cream lmfao this guy will do anything to avoid playing video games like it's the fucking plague
 
Phil is the only person who makes you want to defend shittier lolcows, private corporations, and now, the health care industry as a whole. He lies that fucking much and every fucking situation in his life is "I've done nothing wrong, I did everything right".

As anybody who is on a steady script will tell you, if it's a chronic illness or something that needs permanent treatment, the script likely never runs out and you just get it re-upped, at best, annually. If you're doing telehealth through some weird 3rd party, maybe I could see getting random docs, but that even sounds like bullshit. Also wtf would you do that, dumb ass cries about LIBURRALLL WOKE MIND Washington so fucking much but we're supposed to believe you can't find a normal primary doc in Seattle proper?

It truly is wild that he Karens out about so much and has the fucking balls to say "people complain about every little first world problem".
 
johnkimble123 said:
It truly is wild that he Karens out about so much and has the fucking balls to say "people complain about every little first world problem".
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He's up their with Jack Scalfani as one of the most entitled lolcows imaginable I'll even go on a whim and say that Jack is future Phil
 
Crooked 16th said:
This hand cream is up there with the tire as things that never happened
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The eczema is bullshit. The cream is probably real and the reason that cream is so important to Phil is because he has gout in his hands. He has uric acid building up in those Polack paws, causing him severe pain and also a sign that his kidney function is poor.

Side note, uric acid is the acid in your urine. So Phil actually has piss hands. Maybe Piss Hands should be added to his aliases.

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A new chair is definitely something that I would wahn, the problem is with a new chair [sigh] a lot of the stuff they (Amazon) sell is nahh great and its always kind of a risk. (So fucking shop somewhere that isn't fucking Amazon tard, or look up brands that are reputable)
Like people were saying if I get a new chair I should actually pay a lot of money to get a really good one but if I drop a lot of money on a chair then I can't really get anything else, you know what I mean?
Like less say I drop 500 dollars on a new chair... I could do that, but then I'm not going to be buying controllers, I'm not going to be buying... other things that I had in mind (sweaty JPEGs) you know what I'm saying? That's a lot of money.

43 years old... business degree... 100k a year pre-tax... spends zero money on going out... acting like 500 dollars is an unconscionable amount of money for one of the most important items someone who sits all day for "work" could acquire.

Remember Phil is SUCCESSFUL NOW and we are all jealous of it.
 
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Poor guy has to refill his scrip every 6 months, oh noooo. Most people in the USA are on some sort of meds that need refilled way more often, myself included. Has he ever experienced real hardship?
 
Remember when Phil flips out on anybody who ever suggests that doing well in 1 stream can offset doing bad in another as "that's no way to run a business"
Funny how fast that goes out the window when convenient
 
Moar Krabs said:
Did this fucker just change the rules around for his stream again. This man is desperate as fuck
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>addicted to junk food
>drinks frequently
>lifts like a granny

How could you doubt the Grey's Anatomy of begging streaming like Phil? He's not desperate for goyslop, no siree.
 
New push-ups scan. Now using his knees:




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johnkimble123 said:
Also wtf would you do that, dumb ass cries about LIBURRALLL WOKE MIND Washington so fucking much but we're supposed to believe you can't find a normal primary doc in Seattle proper?
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From what I've seen watching his streams Phil is too much of a pussy to even say this. He will heavily imply it's because of regional politics but because he likes to pretend to be a fence sitter he won't outright say it. Dude is a bitch to the core.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Poor guy has to refill his scrip every 6 months, oh noooo. Most people in the USA are on some sort of meds that need refilled way more often, myself included. Has he ever experienced real hardship?
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He's using one of those services like Amazon One Medical, which just connects you often with a registered nurse practitioner who reviews your symptoms and sends scripts. A lot of them are known for drug abuse mills too, usually much less severe than opioid kinda crap, but people pay like 50 bucks or so and get whatever script on a "trust me" basis. I've used one for an ear infection once, and tbh they're not bad but it doesn't beat just walking into your own primary care physician who knows your medical history. Then again are any of us surprised he found a way to go to the doctor on the regular without leaving the house?
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
The eczema is bullshit. The cream is probably real and the reason that cream is so important to Phil is because he has gout in his hands. He has uric acid building up in those Polack paws, causing him severe pain and also a sign that his kidney function is poor.
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Yeah when he was playing Silksong recently that was what stuck out to me. He's not talking about an actual callus on the hand, he's repeatedly pointing out an inflamed joint in his thumb. It's a bone at the joint, the retarded alien has no clue what's up with his own body but knows it hurts and just attributes it to a sign of hard work.
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
He's using one of those services like Amazon One Medical, which just connects you often with a registered nurse practitioner who reviews your symptoms and sends scripts. A lot of them are known for drug abuse mills too, usually much less severe than opioid kinda crap, but people pay like 50 bucks or so and get whatever script on a "trust me" basis. I've used one for an ear infection once, and tbh they're not bad but it doesn't beat just walking into your own primary care physician who knows your medical history. Then again are any of us surprised he found a way to go to the doctor on the regular without leaving the house?

Yeah when he was playing Silksong recently that was what stuck out to me. He's not talking about an actual callus on the hand, he's repeatedly pointing out an inflamed joint in his thumb. It's a bone at the joint, the retarded alien has no clue what's up with his own body but knows it hurts and just attributes it to a sign of hard work.
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Oh he's 100% using the first sponsored Google result for telehealth. Dumb fuck is likely paying for health insurance only to go through one of those services that charges $50 to refill basic ass scripts. You can tell them anything, send them ChatGPT health charts, whatever the fuck you want, and get a script for anything. Meanwhile, he could probably just go max 2x a year in person to a primary with at least 1 of those covered as a physical and only have to pay the cost of the drugs not a refill fee like he's being charged.

Also hilarious, gout meds, the last time I looked to debunk Phil's claims, are cheap if you have even the shittiest script plan. If he is even treating anything, some of those scripts are cheaper than buying his cherry juice (cherry pills are cheaper than getting the juice too).
 
Is he doing this shit now because the Kasino boys are on a well deserved vacation / pause? Because holy shit he is deliviering some gold nuggets they could feast upon for days. Maybe even do a second dedicated DSP movie. If anything when they return they might dive right back into Phil's downward spiral.

Also, when ALT was doing his "Reeeeview" of Phil's crashout from two days ago his stream was actually Youtube featured. This is some of the funniest shit I have seen, the Pigroach detractor getting a Youtube push.
 
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