💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Said this before amidst one of the post-marty a-logs but i'm confident the next "peak" for raxx will be his death. either he croaks quietly and we can all breathe a sigh of relief or maybe some fat a-log with a shotgun shows up to 339
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I have to wonder if, when his cyst of a head finally pops in some bacterial version of Scanners, there will be a sadness in the community. A sort of mourning similar to Cobra but instead of being sad about losing a genuinely interesting and good at heart (if misguided and unable to live in the real world) retard, more like withdrawal symptoms from losing an easily hateable and irredeemable little ghoul-mutant.

Naaaahhhhhh, it'll be a fucking party.
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After it happens, this place will look like a heroin junkie going cold turkey. It'll stay that way until everyone decides there's better things to do with their lives than mourn a midget pedophile retard.

In its own way though it is going to be sad. Cyrax is likely one of the last lolcows raised off that mid-2000s online FUCK YOU NIGGER COD rage etiquette, which makes him the perfect lolcow.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
In my opinion, even up to like the season six or seven era of Family Guy. Old Family Guy in general was so witty.
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Theres still witty moments for sure.
Urgunt said:
Said this before amidst one of the post-marty a-logs but i'm confident the next "peak" for raxx will be his death. either he croaks quietly and we can all breathe a sigh of relief or maybe some fat a-log with a shotgun shows up to 339
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I just want s homeless arc before then.
 
thisisgoodbye said:
I can't share this information without doxxing myself, which I am not retarded enough to do. I have verified my ownership with Zillow and have listed it for sale.
I didn't think this was considered "pozloading my negholep" as it was a legal manner, and did not involve Chance Wilkins.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/339-Lloyd-St-Akron-OH-44301/35444934_zpid/?view=public
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You sure about not doxxing yourself, nigga?

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ImSickofit! said:
All of this Smugraxx cope and delusions makes it plain to see that he is shitting himself in anticipation of Thursday.

Goblin math, long pauses, and comments about talking to the judge. I really hope we get to hear the "Judge" give Chance a good talking to... 😉
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Uh-oh... after Thursday the farms are probably next folks!
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Him saying all the videos of him will be off the internet really reminds me of that time when Chris Chan raged, screaming “Get everything about my house off the internet”
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
I'm thinking it's the other way around, the pathogens rotting his teeth die when they enter his bloodstream. Can't handle the goblin blood.
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Yeah, I suppose his teeth have been horribly compressed and broken for years now. Maybe those pathogens came for all the late people who came into contact with him in person, Dead Heather for sure because she kissed up on that rotting cesspool. With his mouth in the condition it’s in, his breath could be compared to the Grim Reaper. Move over lame ass Sonichu shipping fags, a funnier curse emerges
 
After Cyraxx Perishes from the earth, his many rings will be cursed and spread around Akron, their keepers being the homeless, unwitting children, wiggers and the odd archaic collector
Thus, just as the medallion has plagued virginia, the rings begin a long line of tragedy and torment of the people who keep them in their possession
Hearing screams in their uninhabited attics
The curious decay of their teeth and hair
Signs of Dementia and Osteoporosis
Recurring night terrors featuring the Goblin himself
The Goblins death will being new life, new horror cows will emerge from the wretched place that is Ohio

Spooky month is never over
 
ImSickofit! said:
All of this Smugraxx cope and delusions makes it plain to see that he is shitting himself in anticipation of Thursday.

Goblin math, long pauses, and comments about talking to the judge. I really hope we get to hear the "Judge" give Chance a good talking to... 😉
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Uh-oh... after Thursday the farms are probably next folks!
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I GIVETH THEE CURSED CYRAXX
 
NoodleFucker3000 said:
Tfw people don't know about kayfabe.
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Everyone knows about kayfabe. It isn't clever and just shits this place up. Save it for reddit and the subhumans who are so much better than raxx that they can't help but drool their deathwishes and LARPing. This is the autistic gossip house, not the kayfabe your fantasies about finally being better than cyraxx house.
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
only cold shit from cans, otherwise he chokes. There's something REALLY fucked with his gullet.
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This really makes me think about when, a couple months back, he went to Cracker Barrel. I imagine him saying something like “I’ll get the steak-cold” he teeth might have even shattered trying to chew it
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I have to wonder if, when his cyst of a head finally pops in some bacterial version of Scanners, there will be a sadness in the community. A sort of mourning similar to Cobra but instead of being sad about losing a genuinely interesting and good at heart (if misguided and unable to live in the real world) retard, more like withdrawal symptoms from losing an easily hateable and irredeemable little ghoul-mutant.

Naaaahhhhhh, it'll be a fucking party.
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Some people won’t exactly mourn him I know I won’t be but it’s something we are all pretty obsessed with and follow constantly and then it’s gone so it’ll be a little weird. I like to laugh at retards so but he’s also just such an insufferable nigger.
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
Absolutely the worst ending is if Raxx manages to kick the bucket before he becomes homeless.
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I want him to die before the homeless arc so Sally can wallow in the realization that she wasted the last 35 years on the greatest mistake of her life, burning all her bridges for nothing.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
Sally being able to reflect and regret is not something I'd consider her capable of
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Maybe. If she did, she certainly wouldn't wish she had raised him better and ask herself what she did wrong, but rather how she shouldn't have saved his life so she wouldn't be stressed and sleep deprived, and how she and Ed could [disgusting sex acts redacted] in peace.

Now I'm wondering if he did die in the attic, would she not tell anyone so she can still get any benefits off of him (if she even has them?) Would she finally apply for them? Couldn't smell any worse than it already does in there. Or would she and Ed just quietly leave and let Karen find the corpse?
No one else IRL would even notice he's gone since he never leaves the house and no one visits 339. We'd go stir crazy for a few days, sure, but we'd be more annoyed than suspicious because it wouldn't be the first time he's gone quiet. Even if someone sent a wellness check, she'd say it's a prank and make up some excuse, and I doubt APD would bother asking follow up questions at this point.

...I should probably take a couple days off from Cyraxx stuff...
 
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