🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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John Andrews Stan said:
Since when is he concerned with what LDS allows?
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Exactly. The only time he gives a shit about the Mormon church is when he's trying to grift gibs from them. Other then that he's left his LDS days far behind him to chase the eternal coom. (With hookers, since normal women recoil in horror from his saggy slurpy mug.)
 
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The Un-Clit said:
The only time he gives a shit about the Mormon church is when he's trying to grift gibs from them.
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A perfect example of this is the story he tells in his essay about why ackchually your daughter being a whore his a good thing. He gets called out on his whoremongering by the bishop, and because he wants to graduate and keep his job with the Mormons he straight up lies to the bishop's face. Afterwards he even admits he felt sick not for breaking the rules or lying to the bishop, but for denying his friend Hof and how much he enjoys getting him his penis sucked by Suzette.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Problem is that Russ has had all the advantages (expect millions $) and still fumbled.
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100% this
Rusty was adopted into a family that had the means and the hearts to raise and care for him.
He was brought into a community that was willing to tolerate greater amounts of bullshit.
His gimp face allowed for most people to abide by the unspoken rule of not harming a tard despite the subpar intelligence and lack of common sense.
He was bailed out of situations that would have resulted in greater consequences for us normal autists.
Bosses and teachers handled him with kiddie gloves until his bullshit was too much, and they were willing to work around his behavior rather than correct it.
Somehow judges were willing to explain to him how to go about his case despite them not having to do so.

Going off-topic, but my favorite Greer moment would be the time his dad took him out for pancakes to have a heart to husk talk about how his sister's wedding day is her special day and that he should allow her to have that day without making a scene involving Taylor Swift and hookers. Resulting in Rusty trying to get his sister to give him a ride and then not bothering to show up when she politely declined any further attempts at helping him.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Since when is he concerned with what LDS allows?
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Even though he is non-practicing, he still (poorly) follows some of the church doctrine by habit such as abstaining from alcohol and coffee (he doesn't seem to know that a mocha is flavored coffee) and presenting himself as neat and clean (his disgusting suit, and the globs of grease he adds to his hair that he thinks make him look like Elvis).

He will also vehemently defend the church from any public criticism by others on social media, while at the same time bashing it himself. When he was homeless and destitute, a Mormon church was the first place he went to for help. He was familiar with the Elders at the church, and indicated that he had perhaps started becoming involved in the religion again before the Elders apparently reneged on helping him financially.
 
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StinkySnack said:
When he was homeless and destitute, a Mormon church was the first place he went to for help. He was familiar with the Elders at the church, and indicated that he had perhaps started becoming involved in the religion again before the Elders apparently reneged on helping him financially.
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Reminder to everyone that the breaking point for Russ was that the Church offered to cover 75% of his missing rent instead of it all
 
He's such an ungrateful little pissant.

Sometimes I forget just how outrageous his demands are in the context of all the dumb shit he's pulled over the years.

Delinquent on your car payments? It's the landlord's fault the car was repossessed because they didn't hide it from bailiffs.

Delinquent on your rent payments? It's the church's fault you were evicted for not completely subsidising your housing. Also Taylor Swift, for some reason.

Delinquent in getting you your penis sucked during the alloted time? It's the escort's fault for not abruptly cutting the Olive Garden date short.

Delinquent in obtaining necessary court documents? It's your opponent's fault for not buying a copy on your behalf.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
>sipping on a coke

The LSD church doesn't explicitly ban soft drinks but they do ban coffee. I thought this includes caffeinated beverages (i.e., COKE).
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The edict was against "hot drinks" but that's never been fully embraced and has come to mean "coffee" which has come to mean "caffeine". Which doesn't explain why some drink coke and others will literally drink hot chocolate which also contains caffeine. Or even herbal teas which can contain caffeine. It's a weird rule that doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it.

I don't know which one it is, the name is literally on the tip of my tongue but I just can't access it, but there's an herbal tea out there with caffeine that a lot of Mormons drink and get away with it because it's not coffee or tea from the actual tea plant.

In the end it's down to obedience to the word and not necessarily the spirit of the word.
 
Bassomatic said:
@The Dude follows.

Also, the Dude abides sorry! I actually had a question and no disrespect since, I support people whom follow their beliefs not just make it "suck me my penis because Jesus.

Semi related your dude ship, again no disrespect, how do you feel about people who "need"coffee, us tismos who work numbers lol.

I actually would like to learn about another culture not just how to cheap cum in....
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When it comes to things like coffee and soda, I'm very much a live and let live kinda guy. We all have our vices.

As far as being able to learn all about the LDS Church, I'm far from the best teacher. I was never the most active guy, never served a mission, and these days I mostly consider myself a general Christian without claiming any specific denomination.
 
You often hear stories of people who have overcome disabilities, but Russell represents the opposite. He has allowed his disability to completely take over his life.


Russ struggles to accept his deformity and seeks validation through physically attractive women. Unfortunately, he is terrible at interacting with people and seems to have little understanding of basic human social dynamics. As a result, he comes across as awkward and off-putting, often making women uncomfortable.


If I were teaching dating classes, I would tell students to watch how Russ talks to women and do the exact opposite. He comes across as desperate, which is one of the biggest turn-offs for women.
 
I always just adhered to this cartoon to teach me about Mormonism.


The actual Mormon rules are at the end but the whole video is funny.

AnOminous said:
Russ should have his face punched in so he can think about what it's like to have his face punched in.
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"Everyone's got a plan until he gets his slurpy derpy googly doogly magoo doo punched in."

I rarely, rarely want lolcows to get physically hurt but I am genuinely curious what it would look like for Russ to physically get told to shut the fuck up.
 
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