💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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RaxxScholar said:
I noticed that he said you could take these self defense weapons on an airplane but he didn't mention if you can take them to work.
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I love how he says something along the lines of “if you get question as to why you have them on you while getting on the airplane, just tell them no one sells 9mm jacks in your town so you had to fly cross country to buy some”. He’s a real thinker.
 
If he wants a self defense weapon he can always use the concrete in his house.
 
Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Youre right. It is canon now thst Null has a spider sense for retarded shenanigans on his website. Like an omnipotent tard wrangler.
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Sympathetic vibration in his prefrontal cortex.

sodomy lifestyle said:
Imaginary self defense tools for an imaginary daily routine. The only place those jacks have gone to is probably inside his urethra.
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They aren't even jacks. Jacks are the "innies," plugs/connectors are the "outies," and two plugs/connectors connected by a wire is a CABLE.

Also they are 6.35mm (1/4") not 9mm.
 
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For non-Fortnite kiwis, Fortnite has released a mini-season based on the Simpsons. Knowing that this is Chance's usual hunting grounds, I'm sure hes pretty upset he cant play.
Here's hoping for many years of Chance not being able to play games.
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
For non-Fortnite kiwis, Fortnite has released a mini-season based on the Simpsons. Knowing that this is Chance's usual hunting grounds, I'm sure hes pretty upset he cant play.
Here's hoping for many years of Chance not being able to play games.
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He’s probably going to cry when the new Forza horizon game releases next year
It’s got his beloved drifting and it’s set in Japan that’s like his dream combo
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
For non-Fortnite kiwis, Fortnite has released a mini-season based on the Simpsons. Knowing that this is Chance's usual hunting grounds, I'm sure hes pretty upset he cant play.
Here's hoping for many years of Chance not being able to play games.
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Is Chance even a Simpsons fan? He seems to be more the sub-90 IQ Family Guy type (and even then I can't imagine he gets most of even FG's weak lolrandom references).
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Is Chance even a Simpsons fan? He seems to be more the sub-90 IQ Family Guy type (and even then I can't imagine he gets most of even FG's weak lolrandom references).
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If he got called out on it, he would lie and say he's been watching the simpsons ever since he was a kid. The only media he can consume has to have women with insane breasts or a penis, or appeal to his early 2000s standards of what's cool.
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Is Chance even a Simpsons fan? He seems to be more the sub-90 IQ Family Guy type (and even then I can't imagine he gets most of even FG's weak lolrandom references).
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I think it's more about him participating in the big wave of newcomers and the event itself, in his own words, when he sees something he likes (large influxes of underage FN kids) he's "(gotta) be apart of that."

I feel the real pain would come with any kind of old-school WWE tie-ins, given how much he's molded his confrontational side from wrestling promos
 
Fart Finger Joseph said:
If he got called out on it, he would lie and say he's been watching the simpsons ever since he was a kid. The only media he can consume has to have women with insane breasts or a penis, or appeal to his early 2000s standards of what's cool.
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Simpsons is earlier than Family Guy, and he probably would've seen it. Like what Fart Finger said:
Fart Finger Joseph said:
If he got called out on it, he would lie and say he's been watching the simpsons ever since he was a kid. The only media he can consume has to have women with insane breasts or a penis, or appeal to his early 2000s standards of what's cool.
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'I bet Chance doesnt even watch GOOD comedy shows, hes too stupid for even Simpsons OR Family guy.'
Then cue him making a 15 minute rant video about "Actually, I'm a die hard animation fan, not just an anime fan, cause see Im not limited to just japanese gooner cartoons, I like ALL cartoons, cause Im an ARTIST" or some other dumb shit. You can probably poke him with anything, call him a poser in whatever and he will come back and say how hes actually super knowledgeable and was totally the first person there before anyone else.
He probably picked that behavior up during his 10 years of High School when the kids would talk about something, and since hes so much older than them he would whip out the "Actually I was ALWAYS an X-Y-Z fan before you kids even were a sperm in ya daddy's ballsack."

Edit: I fucked up the first reply. womp womp.
 
A little unrelated, but the first 3 family guy seasons are actually enjoyable. As much as I liked the middle seasons, idk anything about the recent ones, cyraxx is 100% the type of person to still, in his 30s claim family guy is the funniest shit out there.

Seth McFarlane also puts in a lot of 80s references in his shows. I bet they go right over his head too.
 
Fishnumm said:
i remember him claiming that he was excited for the new season of sons of anarchy coming out. a show that ended a decade ago, i dont think he watches much other than youtube and maybe occasionally whatever sally has on the tv
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He watches more porn then television. Just keeps like a chaturbate stream up on the other monitor of his when he has a laptop plugged into his TV.
 
Fishnumm said:
i remember him claiming that he was excited for the new season of sons of anarchy coming out. a show that ended a decade ago, i dont think he watches much other than youtube and maybe occasionally whatever sally has on the tv
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I'm reminded of some stream, video, or something long ago (I'm the worst here at not bringing the clips), where Sally came by and told Chance they set up a desk or table or something cause they were going to watch a WWE thing, but Chance had to be quiet. I imagine they put him in the corner of the room so they didn't have to be near him on the couch.
 
Bionicle Enthusiast said:
A little unrelated, but the first 3 family guy seasons are actually enjoyable. As much as I liked the middle seasons, idk anything about the recent ones, cyraxx is 100% the type of person to still, in his 30s claim family guy is the funniest shit out there.

Seth McFarlane also puts in a lot of 80s references in his shows. I bet they go right over his head too.
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In my opinion, even up to like the season six or seven era of Family Guy. Old Family Guy in general was so witty.
 
Sorry I've been missing. At the block party there was a bit of a miscomunication and I mistook bed BUG poison as BUG juice. Its almost as if I time warped back to my house today. I have no clue what I did in that time warp. There's open bags of concrete EVERYWHERE. My crown is shaved I have a skullet now and I must have been scratching it something fierce. There's open wounds all over my head! Wtf happened?
 
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