🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 598 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,615
The way I'm looking at it, her sperg post about groomers implies to me that it happened when she was a much more smaller creator that was just starting out (that is, if she is speaking from experience)
It could still mean Mald, but if she is vaugeposting about herself then it could literally be anyone, and she wasnt "up and coming" as a creator when she did her Mald collabs, I think she got into contact with him because she was doing more IRL shit with the OfflineTV crew and to thirst post IRL (she is a whore)
I'm reeling. I thought seeing all this bitches come out during the hasan shocking his dog drama and having trouble telling them apart because they all look the same, like they all came out of the same pokimane factory was bad enough and now you're telling this fat ass is this trapping irl?

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THIS?!
 
I'm reeling. I thought seeing all this bitches come out during the hasan shocking his dog drama and having trouble telling them apart because they all look the same, like they all came out of the same pokimane factory was bad enough and now you're telling this fat ass is this trapping irl?

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THIS?!
She doesn't post anything of her IRL body, its all retarded non-cam masturbation with her vtuber model on screen and she gets mad whenever people care more about her whore bits than her singing (and she still does her whore bits anyways)
Its the E-girl Faustian bargin of getting more money out of a single night of debasing yourself and the kahntent you work hard on gets ignored
 
It's not easy being an e-girl when you get Harvey Weinstein'd by Boogie1488 and it only boosts your career by like 20 viewers.
 
So sort of tangentially related, there's been some drama about a vtuber called bao. The gist of it is that she made this tweet
I brought it up in the other threads and I've brought it up in here.
She latched onto Mald when she wasn't as big as him and definitely benefitted from it.
Bao is a weird degenerate furry whore who has commented on loving dog dicks. This isn't an allegation. She has stated about using knotted toys on twitter before and its probably in the vtuber thread.
And we all know Mald has been accused of sexual assault numerous times now.
The worst part is most people don't seem to be mad at her for the obvious thing here. The fact she's using sex alleged pests to grow.

If I had to guess she probably approached him or they crossed paths at twitch con.
Mald ran into Pippa - who is a friend of Mald and Bao's at twitch con. Twitch staff introduced them because "Oh yeah Pirate software still has drink cards."
Old maldy musta been holding onto the booze cars looking for drunk and dumb women / twinks.
 
Also found this little gem while trawling the tubes

the most insightful thing about this clip is that we can get a recent glimpse at this dude:
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now I have to believe that the pirate-faggot was married to a woman and then divorced said woman to get into a relationship with this dude?

anyway
for oct25 his revenue is about $38k, if I didn't mess something terribly, like the last time when I calculated the gifted subs twice.
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it seems to me that he has right now a core audience of ~5k people who are willing to fetch $5/mo. this shows again from the stats in aug25 and sept25.

for comparison I picked this faggot lol_nemesis who is streaming now to about 2.5k people so they are comparable in terms of viewers. he had 262 prime and 472 t1 subs, of which 292 of those t1 are gifted.
I will leave those gifted aside, so he has 445 organic subs (prime, t1+t2+t3)

compare these
jason, 2.5k viewers -> 4.6k subs
lolfag, 2.5k viewers -> 0.5k subs
the only reason I am doing these comparisons is because I can see a corellation with DSP's revenue.
DSP has a specific pool of retards who will fetch the same amount of money to keep him afloat.
The same shit seems to me is happening with jason, there are people who are not watching his streams and pay no matter what.
the normal and organic thing is that you will have 50%-70% of your paid audience + a healthy amount of randos who are interested either in the game or your content, so you can gain them as fans.
jason is in the shitter in terms of growth and the turning point was aug25.

also the youtube channel is in the shitter. the first people who unsubscribe or unfollow are the ones that are active
 
His pooner somehow resembles him. They are both disgusting looking. Anyway, Mald has fallen off so badly even his thread here is mostly on life support. I love this for him, but I do miss the milk. I love watching this faggot suffer.
 
His pooner somehow resembles him. They are both disgusting looking. Anyway, Mald has fallen off so badly even his thread here is mostly on life support. I love this for him, but I do miss the milk. I love watching this faggot suffer.
I'm hopeful the Ferret Gulag arc will rear it's ugly tumor-riddled head soon. Surely the combination of blue collar workers to abuse and a timer on his dwindling ferret cocksleeve population will produce a bountiful harvest.
 
Mald has fallen off so badly even his thread here is mostly on life support. I love this for him, but I do miss the milk. I love watching this faggot suffer.
Its the most fitting death for him.
As great as explosive lolcow moments are. Watching yourself slowly errode away into absolute irrelevancy where everyone thinks of you as a lying faggot hack who shoves gnomes up his ass.
Is a far worse fate for him. He can't fix it, he'll desperately try for years as it all fades more and more in front of him.
E:
A big bang of destruction can be great. But it would be memorable for him something people would go "Oh remember that?"
But he's going out with a quiet whimper. No one is going to think about him in a few years.
 
His pooner somehow resembles him. They are both disgusting looking. Anyway, Mald has fallen off so badly even his thread here is mostly on life support. I love this for him, but I do miss the milk. I love watching this faggot suffer.
There will be more. At a minimum, alongside the already mentioned ferret camps, there will inevitably be a wave of 'review' videos on the final release of Heartbound, maybe even just Animus, and Mald will probably say something stupid in response to the guaranteed dogpiling. The results of the SKG petition will inevitably draw him in too - smug condescending bullshit if it turns out to be DOA, endless seething and trollblocking if it turns into an effective piece of legislature.

That all is, of course, likely years off, but slow burn cows have a way of surprising us all at times. Onision regularly falls off the face of the earth for a year or so before coming back with absolutely batshit schizoposting over some new drama. I'm sure between now and those future fuckups, he'll find a new foot to stick in his mouth.
 
Mald started streaming on twitter and something caught my attention :

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2.1k within an hour? His twitch is only at 1.1k at the moment. Is he twitter botting? The views are going up quicker than twitch
 
Weird, it almost sounds like Mald is actually a lets player and not a game designer.....but that doesn't make sense he only plays games 17 hours a day


The best part is even given another 10 years the game could NEVER be what he wants (or more importantly what the Steam page claims). It would have to be redesigned nearly from the ground up, which means it's literally impossible considering he's completed two "chapters" (neither of which have any real branching paths, choices, or anything he says the game has) after a decade. It's an astounding failure. Even if he somehow gets the game out (lol) it will be COMPLETELY different then what was ever stated it would be. Bit of an oof
 
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Jason is probably the only person besides Jussie Smollet who knows exactly how it feels to go from such a mainstream popular persona to everybody thinking you're a complete fraud while you get creatively cucked by a younger man whose work gets exactly the same level of idolation that you thought in your twisted mind that you were due.

Heartbound:
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Deltarune:
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