💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Not a single vegetable. Why no onion Jack? It would have been so easy to add some baby spinach leaves and maybe some bell pepper if he was worried about tomato making the filling mixture too wet. Corn would probably be nice. Those refried beans should have been mixed through the beef for evenness. I really hate the way he slaps each ingredient as he lists it. Urgh. Now I want some proper food.

Are you forgetting Fatty's year long tirade about vegetables being poison and causing strokes and kidney stones?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Are you forgetting Fatty's year long tirade about vegetables being poison and causing strokes and kidney stones?

Honestly, I seem to have forgotten quite a lot of his lore. But catching up is fun. I really enjoyed Junior’s Christian rap someone linked a few pages ago, especially when I saw a YouTube comment saying “Not my proudest tug”. That got me good.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

Not a single vegetable? You mean GRASS, right? No thanks, Jack isn't a fan. His food is vegetarian, though! *wink*

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Honestly, I seem to have forgotten quite a lot of his lore. But catching up is fun. I really enjoyed Junior’s Christian rap someone linked a few pages ago, especially when I saw a YouTube comment saying “Not my proudest tug”. That got me good.

It’s November. Stay tuned and watch Jack for a bit. He gets exceptionally dumb in November because of football, elections, impending holidays, blagg Friday sales, pumpkin spice, and weather where he doesn’t instantly start to rot when left outside more than 20 seconds.

It’s really the best time of year to jackwatch, the sperging ramps up right through January

 

[Shartavius]

Plus: It's soup month.

 

[soulless guarantee]

If soup month is anything like pizza month, it'll start in mid/late November. Guess there won't be a thanksgiving recipe, unless he suddenly remembers and so shunts soup by a week. Any videos about the main meal for Thanksgiving or Christmas will come out too late for anyone to actually adjust their meal plan and shopping before the holidays, should anyone be insane enough to use Jack's advice for the two most important family meals of the year for most Americans.

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I listened to some of his most recent podcast with Jimmy -- my main take away was that Jack believes Charlie Kirk is still alive. He even forgets his own rule about referring to Israel as The Big Kahuna.

 

[Piggle Rick]

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I listened to some of his most recent podcast with Jimmy -- my main take away was that Jack believes Charlie Kirk is still alive. He even forgets his own rule about referring to Israel as The Big Kahuna.

Wait, what does he think happened to “pretend” Charlie Kirk died but is still alive? And why would that have happened?

 

[soulless guarantee]

Wait, what does he think happened to “pretend” Charlie Kirk died but is still alive? And why would that have happened?

The main points as to the actual shooting were that it was a blood pack, that neither he nor the people who put him into the car had much blood on them (particularly noting lack of blood on shoes). There was then something about the crime scene not being taped off, and that new concrete was laid at the site of the shooting very soon after. Real Facebook boomer investigator tier stuff. Oh and then he said he saw a video his wife put out, and it looked like Charlie was seen through a window behind her. Throughout all this, you could tell Jimmy thought this was ridiculous and couldnt believe Jack honestly believed it.

There was also according to jack:
- no coroner report
- no funeral
- no bullet casing (his words) found in Charlie or around the immediate site.
- that TPUSA had booked the stadium back in May, which was then used for the vidgil, whereas TP apparently don't do stadium events.

As to the reason why it was faked -- not sure I can properly remember, but it was something about Israel sorry, The Big Kahuna, so Charlie has gone into hiding.

I think he also talked about the online speculation that JD Vance is going to dump his wife and get with Erica Kirk, but I can't remember if Jack took a position on that.

It was such a weird segment as they always talk about currently trending topics, and Jack somehow got onto this. I just wanted to hear him rant about people misusing EBT/SNAP and try to skirt around it being black people who are threatening shoplifting and violence

 

[AltisticRight]

Add some rotten brisket

>cunnygooner1488
I can't help but think the crushing of small canned tomatoes is a euphemism for something much darker.
Least paedophilic nazi.

 

[Polska krowa]

The main points as to the actual shooting were that it was a blood pack, that neither he nor the people who put him into the car had much blood on them (particularly noting lack of blood on shoes). There was then something about the crime scene not being taped off, and that new concrete was laid at the site of the shooting very soon after. Real Facebook boomer investigator tier stuff. Oh and then he said he saw a video his wife put out, and it looked like Charlie was seen through a window behind her. Throughout all this, you could tell Jimmy thought this was ridiculous and couldnt believe Jack honestly believed it.

There was also according to jack:
- no coroner report
- no funeral
- no bullet casing (his words) found in Charlie or around the immediate site.
- that TPUSA had booked the stadium back in May, which was then used for the vidgil, whereas TP apparently don't do stadium events.

As to the reason why it was faked -- not sure I can properly remember, but it was something about Israel sorry, The Big Kahuna, so Charlie has gone into hiding.

I think he also talked about the online speculation that JD Vance is going to dump his wife and get with Erica Kirk, but I can't remember if Jack took a position on that.

So, given how involved Trump has been with the Kirk family, including attending the stadium event, is Trump complicit in this in Jack's head? Either Trump is well aware that Kirk is alive, and is lying to Americans, or alternatively, he's been fooled by TPUSA and other stakeholders into believing that Kirk is dead. Which is it, Jack, is Trump a liar or a moron?

I know the reality is just that Jack is incapable of thinking about broader implications of his retarded theories.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So, given how involved Trump has been with the Kirk family, including attending the stadium event, is Trump complicit in this in Jack's head? Either Trump is well aware that Kirk is alive, and is lying to Americans, or alternatively, he's been fooled by TPUSA and other stakeholders into believing that Kirk is dead. Which is it, Jack, is Trump a liar or a moron?

I know the reality is just that Jack is incapable of thinking about broader implications of his retarded theories.

Nah, Trump is Jack's god so it was obviously done behind his back

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nah, Trump is Jack's god so it was obviously done behind his back

He's praying to Trump now

 

[Shartavius]

If only that was his final tweet before being discovered dead with his bowels having emptied around him and the couch up to knee height; like he's halfway out of a molehill.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Plus: It's soup month.

If this was "soup month" he needs to start at the very beginning by making broth. And I don't mean in his Instantpot. I mean long form, overnight simmering in a big pot with bones, aromatics and scraps of meat. Strain it out and use the liquid to build your soup.

Start easy and move your way up.

But no. I'm expecting him to just be the lazy asswipe he always is and just throw things together in his Instantpot and fifteen minutes later has "soup".

 

[Tiresome]

He's praying to Trump now

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Man is in his fifties and acting like nobody's ever been lied to by a president before, what an intellectual toddler.

 

[Shartavius]

I'm expecting him to just be the lazy asswipe he always is and just throw things together in his Instantpot and fifteen minutes later has "soup".

If Jack does more than incompetently rip off tiktok videos in the course of essentially presenting another chili month of pressure-cooked examples of intestinal parasite cleanses, he'll have exceeded my expectations.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Man is in his fifties and acting like nobody's ever been lied to by a president before, what an intellectual toddler.

Wait you're telling me a man who lies about his skin tone, hairline, popularity, and finances isn't trustworthy? I'm shocked I tell you shocked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I listened to some of his most recent podcast with Jimmy -- my main take away was that Jack believes Charlie Kirk is still alive. He even forgets his own rule about referring to Israel as The Big Kahuna.

I’m so grateful to have enemies as fucking retarded as Jack Scalfani.

The surgeon who tried to save Charlie said it was nothing short of a miracle that the bullet didn’t exit and hit someone else. His youth, fitness and superior bone density seemed to help.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Man is in his fifties and acting like nobody's ever been lied to by a president before, what an intellectual toddler.

He's the same man who believes JFK was a Republican and Nixon was a Democrat

 

[the khat quaffer]

He's the same man who believes JFK was a Republican and Nixon was a Democrat

Well, in Jack's mind, it makes sense because JFK and Kirk now have two things in common.