💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick talking about how he’d love to do porn and how morally neutral it is was laying the groundwork for his and Kayla’s homemade gore leaking.
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Nobody wants to watch porn of a pathetic loser with a floppy limp penis completely incapable of an erection even with whatever the fuck "Rugiet" is (no normal man needs anything like this or has even heard of it) and nobody wants to see a "Balldo" in action. Balldo has nothing to offer to porn.
 
neger psykolog said:
interpretive dance
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How about “ecstatic dance?”
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AnOminous said:
Nobody wants to watch porn of a pathetic loser with a floppy limp penis completely incapable of an erection even with whatever the fuck "Rugiet" is (no normal man needs anything like this or has even heard of it) and nobody wants to see a "Balldo" in action. Balldo has nothing to offer to porn.
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Remember his tank top faggot pose bathroom selfie?
Nick thinks he is hot, and the weird 60+ death valley pussy women in his locals think so too.
Also, Mandy.
I guess what I'm saying is Nick Rekieta could have a future in gay porn as a bottom, but he's allergic to any form of employment, so it would just end with him getting fucked by men for free and bragging about it.
Oh, and here we are, Nick's day to day life.
Don't let your dreams be memes, I guess. Kudos, Nick.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Remember his tank top faggot pose bathroom selfie?
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I'm not aware of this saga, but I hope it was like when the King of Thailand showed up at the airport in a crop top tank top with a fucking handbag dog and his bitch/girlfriend/whatever after a wild week of partying and the generals had to salute him and keep a straight face:
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Rekieta may be gay for wearing a tank top, but I don't think anyone can out-faggot the King of Thailand on this matter. He's not only the King of Thailand but he's also the undisputed King of the male tank top. I will not be moved on this matter.
 
Okay this might not be what my fellow kiwo bros want to here but....

The 9 year old girl more than likely didn't directly ingest the cocaine. In the police report they found cocaine residue all over the house even the windows sills (who snorts rails looking at rural Minnesota?). In all likelihood this poor kid was touching surfaces and dosing herself unbeknownst to any adult in the house. It would account for the long term exposure.

Sometimes the best answer is the most logical one even if crackets is capable of it I don't think he knowingly gave it to her or misplaced enough over time where the young girl got into because 1. I don't think she'd take it nasally I mean its not exactly optimal for a child to figure out how to manage and orally taking it is very unpleasant so much so she'd never do it again.
 
neger psykolog said:
The user base of this website is heavily autistic, answering with a song is about as good as doing interpretive dance.
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It's a really bad first season Next Generation episode (which is actually a hackjob reuse of an Original Series episode's script) where the crew catch a space virus that gets them drunk.

Tasha Yar (the butch blonde security chief) is one of the first to succumb and decides she wants to use the android Data as a sybian. Data's explanation that he is "fully functional" and "programmed in multiple techniques,...a broad variety of pleasuring" before she takes him to her bedroom have become memes.

These carnal activities somehow infects the mechanical man with the drunk virus, leading to many shenanigans.

There's a reason everyone hates season 1.
 
Phillip Green said:
It's a really bad first season Next Generation episode (which is actually a hackjob reuse of an Original Series episode's script) where the crew catch a space virus that gets them drunk.

Tasha Yar (the butch blonde security chief) is one of the first to succumb and decides she wants to use the android Data as a sybian. Data's explanation that he is "fully functional" and "programmed in multiple techniques,...a broad variety of pleasuring" before she takes him to her bedroom have become memes.

These carnal activities somehow infects the mechanical man with the drunk virus, leading to many shenanigans.

There's a reason everyone hates season 1.
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Respect for the autistic answer - that's what I come to kiwifarms for.

I'm simultaneously surprised and also not surprised that somehow there are a bunch of women who are turned on by the idea of data. I'm surprised because he is technically unfuckable and I'm not surprised because back when IMDb had forums the Home Alone and other Macaulay Culkin movie forum sections had multiple threads from women who were very sexually attracted to Macaulay's red lips (yes they were sexualizing the fuck out of a 10 year old boy).

I know men get quite a deserved bad rap for our gender's "diverse" sexual desires but women can be just as bizarre and disturbing - especially since there seems to be a group of winemoms who think Rikieta with all of his Joker paintings is some kind of sexual icon.

Anyway, the lesson in all of this and something for incels/femcels to take home is: just be famous to some level and you'll get pussy/dick with no trouble at all:

I guess it is equal parts attraction to famous people themselves and also the entire theatre aspect of it - people see a play on screen and imagine themselves being a part of it somehow (such as Doctor Who faggot fans or faggot fans for anything involving vampires).

I mean have you even made it as "famous" if you don't have groupies? I still don't have any sadly, just lots of people who rage at me on my profile page (or are supportive) about my usage of a term relating to "second to last". I guess I'll just have to zap harder to the extreme to get some mentally unstable internet pussy.

(protip: make sure you bang all your mentally unstable groupies so that we can read about it here on k-farms later on)
 
unironicjudiaism said:
Okay this might not be what my fellow kiwo bros want to here but....

The 9 year old girl more than likely didn't directly ingest the cocaine. In the police report they found cocaine residue all over the house even the windows sills (who snorts rails looking at rural Minnesota?). In all likelihood this poor kid was touching surfaces and dosing herself unbeknownst to any adult in the house. It would account for the long term exposure.
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I disagree. The hair measurements indicated “enough to get zooted off” and it probably wasn’t a one-off event either.
That suggests direct usage, not dermal contact with minuscule trace amounts of powder left behind on a window sill.

Now, the bedside table / soft toy / pillow route is more convincing if you still want to call it environmental contamination.

unironicjudiaism said:
Sometimes the best answer is the most logical one even if crackets is capable of it I don't think he knowingly gave it to her or misplaced enough over time where the young girl got into because 1. I don't think she'd take it nasally I mean its not exactly optimal for a child to figure out how to manage and orally taking it is very unpleasant so much so she'd never do it again.
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But here’s the thing, in the bodycam report the cops also found noticeable quantities in a baggie sticking out of a safe door under the sink in the main bathroom as well as caked all over cards and surfaces in the bedroom. You say it would be unpleasant, sure, but kids will experiment and get into all sorts of things they shouldn’t, including spirits and household chemicals , and it would only take one connection between “horrible chemical taste” and “feel like sonic the hedgehog” to want to do it again given the chance.

And I too shy away from wanting to think that Rekieta intentionally showed her how to use it and gave her doses, but we all know it’s on the cards given his disturbing comments about exactly that over the years.
 
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unironicjudiaism said:
Okay this might not be what my fellow kiwo bros want to here but....

The 9 year old girl more than likely didn't directly ingest the cocaine. In the police report they found cocaine residue all over the house even the windows sills (who snorts rails looking at rural Minnesota?). In all likelihood this poor kid was touching surfaces and dosing herself unbeknownst to any adult in the house. It would account for the long term exposure.

Sometimes the best answer is the most logical one even if crackets is capable of it I don't think he knowingly gave it to her or misplaced enough over time where the young girl got into because 1. I don't think she'd take it nasally I mean its not exactly optimal for a child to figure out how to manage and orally taking it is very unpleasant so much so she'd never do it again.
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No. You don't get those levels just by being around Coke and accidentally ingesting it.
 
neger psykolog said:
I'm not aware of this saga, but I hope it was like when the King of Thailand showed up at the airport in a crop top tank top with a fucking handbag dog and his bitch/girlfriend/whatever after a wild week of partying and the generals had to salute him and keep a straight face:
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Considering the Thai military carries out juntas any time they don't like the direction Thailand's government is going, they're probably okay with the king acting like this and especially okay with him being unpopular, so long as he doesn't try to challenge them.
neger psykolog said:
I'm simultaneously surprised and also not surprised that somehow there are a bunch of women who are turned on by the idea of data. I'm surprised because he is technically unfuckable
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No, Data can fuck he just doesn't want to because he's a robot, and it's settled in court later in the series that he legally has the same rights as a person so he can't be coerced into it. Unless you want to throw out the first season's lore, which to be honest is acceptable. Why would Noonien Soong build an android that can do that? It makes no sense.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I’m surprised it’s taken so long for it to come out, but maybe it’s just a larp. I kind of always thought there was an onlyfans or some pornhub account they filmed… it just feels like something they’d have done
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Yup. If you take what they posted publicly, the chances they didn't share more explicit in private is precisely zero. Kayla will have multiple nudes out there
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Yup. If you take what they posted publicly, the chances they didn't share more explicit in private is precisely zero. Kayla will have multiple nudes out there
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Nick & Kayla have probably made a Fetlife account (or 2) at some point. Fetlife is a site where it’s apparently a Tumblr for BDSM fags, like a social site where people brag about fetishes using a tag system. Wonder if Nick goes by LawPope, BalldoBottom, or CuckLovingCoupleMN? Would maybe be worth a shot to investigate if anyone’s bored. I vaguely recall that some people were searching that site a few years ago, maybe last year, but so far no luck. You need an account there to browse though so be prepared to make a burner if anyone is up to the hunt.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
I do not see them a co-defendant, they each have their own legal action, with their own case number, and the hearings are separate.
They are also each witness in the other's hearing, at least potentially, if called.

They might be being defended in the "same issue" so to speak, but they are not being held liable for things the other did, they each have different options to defend themselves and shifting the blame is 100% one of them.
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You're correct that they aren't but they're functionally in that position, at least to me it looks that way

Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Are you fucking kidding me? White can't do that. And I mean ethically, not just because he's a toady for his bilk-payer.
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I think he's trying to say that if White was truly looking out only for Melton, he would tell him to sell out Nick to not get an HRO.
 
Potentially Criminal said:
I think he's trying to say that if White was truly looking out only for Melton, he would tell him to sell out Nick to not get an HRO.
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If only Patrick Melton had the IQ points to realize he was fucking himself over by going along with proven legal retard Nick Rekieta’s “strategy.” And now he’s too ashamed to admit he dun goofed and correct course. What a fat moron.
 
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