🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is forcing himself into as many groyper related conversations humanly possible. There's a lot more, but here are some illustrious highlights:


Ralph is using his video to slay the trolls

Ralph is in charge of the white awakening

Ralph will not be throwing his life away for the white awakening however





Ralph completely ignores this response and decides to quote tweet it later for the world to see; makes it all about him and WWE

Oh and btw, those two children growing up in broken family's? They're white, checkmate gaylog

Why can't anyone just understand? Do you understand? Why does no one understand

Ralph is not shy about how desperate he is, has to openly apologize and put himself on a cooldown

 

[MadStan]

This sucking up to Nick is so over the top and pitiful I nearly want to throw up. Can he just do a video of him sucking a dildo with “nick’s” written on it with dimes cumming out the top and get to the point.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Watch the show be a fake show and secretly they bring him onto El Stanky 2

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

SENORITA NOOOOOO!

T | A

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

SENORITA NOOOOOO!

Look at how small and thin the censored area is!

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is not shy about how desperate he is, has to openly apologize and put himself on a cooldown

My bet is that his impending loss of Mexican residence is wearing on him and he's exhausted his top options. Colombia isn't financially viable and he's even even further away from the country his daddeh gave him, which will be crucial when Ralph's health concerns and Alzheimer's kick in to high gear. The marrying a local plan failed horribly because the premise is to turn a GFE into a wife, which is doubly as when he made a last ditch effort for the American girlfriend. That obviously blew up immediately because it requires someone less stable than dangerpussy (LOL) and Mersh made fun of him.

Now Ralph is left to hope beyond all hope that he can grovel his way to some form of financial stability from a former blood enemy. It's pathetic. I don't even know what pathetic thing I could compare it to because it's not like Fag Fuentes welcoming him back will fix anything.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He should book it down to Venezuela before the sudden and violent demonstration of democracy air strikes kicks off and cover it on the ground as only the Ralphamale can.

 

[Raven-621]

The “homeless gringo groyper in Mexico” arc is going to be nuts.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I know we're all disappointed at this new "Ralph really really needs Nick Fuentes to be his e-daddy" arc. Yes, it's pathetic. Yes, it's boring. YES, it's incredibly desperate. I get it. I'm there too.

I just think we're all a little bit spoiled by the spectacular meltdown we were all able to enjoy prior to this shameful display. What did we have before though? Nothing, for months on end, almost the entire year. At least now there is a small chance that Ralph will get his enlarged heart broken by some brown person with a frog avatar. Let us be thankful for even the smallest bounties the corn harvest provides.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hey, Ralph, you remember when the groypers gave you that plate of cookies then laughed behind your back when you ate them all? Well, they're still laughing at you, fatty. You gonna sit there n jus' take it, bish?

 

[HackerX]

I know we're all disappointed at this new "Ralph really really needs Nick Fuentes to be his e-daddy" arc. Yes, it's pathetic. Yes, it's boring. YES, it's incredibly desperate. I get it. I'm there too.

I just think we're all a little bit spoiled by the spectacular meltdown we were all able to enjoy prior to this shameful display. What did we have before though? Nothing, for months on end, almost the entire year. At least now there is a small chance that Ralph will get his enlarged heart broken by some brown person with a frog avatar. Let us be thankful for even the smallest bounties the corn harvest provides.

Personally, I'm hoping that Ralph successfully crawls his way back in. He's at his best when resources are negligibly abundant, or interacting with other people. The issue is it always leads right back to the same place. He does something stupid, gets laughed at, declares everyone a blood enemy, hollers alone in his room, and then silently watches CNN with his dozen or so fans.

 

[MadStan]

The “homeless gringo groyper in Mexico” arc is going to be nuts.

Hey he’s got a $1000 in his pocket, remember? A king, actually.

 

[HackerX]

Hey he’s got a $1000 in his pocket, remember? A king, actually.

Hey now, he's made over $500,000 during his career! Bragged about it even until that slatternly whore, Pantsu, asked him where it all went. $500,000 is so much money that can definitely last a lifetime of yeww wanna know da troof about it.

 

[MadStan]

“Nick!! I will suck your dick; you can use me as an attack dog all you want, I’ll troll whoever you want, just find me a place to stay in the USA! Please, I’m about to be deported…by Mexico and being a beaner yourself I know you totally understand.”

 

[Um...]

The 25 minute video Ralph posted to X yesterday was apparently not enough, Ralph has now uploaded another video about Nick's general call for amnesty
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Imagine a frog trying to play sports. That's how retarded you are if you don't believe Nick Fuentes wasn't talking directly to the Ralphamale about amnesty (0:10), Ralph just plays the video and doesn't really know what to do, stares at the camera awkwardly for a quick second before shyly looking away (0:50), People do not understand that Ralph actually went to school for a very long time and is incredibly smart despite never owning a diploma if you want to know the truth about it (2:10), Ralph defends Nick's call for all races to unite to defeat jewish power (4:40), Once the jews are defeated, the Unites States of America will finally be "ours" again and Ralph won't have to live in the third world anymore (4:50), After all the races come and defeat the jews we can "argue about everything else and do, maybe some other things we really need to do" (4:55) So yeah basically? You're a frog trying to play sports (5:10)
Ethan Ralph - The Reaction to Fuentes' Coalition Comments ⭐A Frog Trying to Learn ... [198429...mp4
No lazy eyes here gaylog
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He’s really working himself up into a frenzy with this little crusade here, isn’t he? Surely this plus his recent epic 8 day bender will convince Fuentes that he would benefit greatly from welcoming this person back into his good graces and publicly embracing him, and should do so IMMEDIATELY.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Imagine your only hope to prevent bring homelessness in the third world is publicly begging Nick Fuentes for forgiveness and spamming every groyper Twitter feed trying to get his attention.

Nick should demand Ralph reenact that famous CatBoi Kami photo, topless, with lingerie with cat ears, sucking a giant black dildo for AF Amnesty, because Ralph would definitely do it.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Clog is claiming that as of tomorrow Ralph will be a total of $4K behind on Xanduhs child support. Not sure how reliable his info is but it's not surprising. Ralph had plenty of money for thirst flights to Columbia and Florida, Mexican prostitutes cleaners, booze, drugs, retarded clothes and botted viewers though. What a deadbeat loser

 

[Blue Gunty]

Clog is claiming that as of tomorrow Ralph will be a total of $4K behind on Xanduhs child support. Not sure how reliable his info is but it's not surprising. Ralph had plenty of money for thirst flights to Columbia and Florida, Mexican prostitutes cleaners, booze, drugs, retarded clothes and botted viewers though. What a deadbeat loser

If Faith manages to fumble stopping visitation while he's $4k behind in child support and after violating the court order about sharing photos online of Xander she is the dumbest bitch of all time and not just because she let Ralph impregnate her.

"visit confirmed again btw" by who? the visitation center? of course they'd confirm it, they don't know anything

 

[Um...]

Clog is claiming that as of tomorrow Ralph will be a total of $4K behind on Xanduhs child support. Not sure how reliable his info is

Doesn’t he have Vickers feeding him info?

but it's not surprising. Ralph had plenty of money for thirst flights to Columbia and Florida, Mexican prostitutes cleaners, booze, drugs, retarded clothes and botted viewers though.

Yeah he’s a real high roller these days. Dining on the finest dog meat


Flexing his brand new Crocs

$29.99, bitches!
Doesn’t seem to have anyone to shorten his pants to fit his little legs like pantsu used to though.

No mommy to take care of these things. poor lil pig.

 

[HackerX]

If Faith manages to fumble stopping visitation while he's $4k behind in child support and after violating the court order about sharing photos online of Xander she is the dumbest bitch of all time and not just because she let Ralph impregnate her.
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"visit confirmed again btw" by who? the visitation center? of course they'd confirm it, they don't know anything

I always appreciate how he'll whine about people picking on him about Sandra or his keeeeds, but he'll dredge up another person's family in the same breadth. He thinks it's the "I'll go lower", work mentality, but can you really call it a work when you're living alone in a Mexican shack, streaming to a dozen people, barely able to subsist as is, and drug spiraling because someone made fun of you??? Ralph, clearly pretending everything is a work and "going lower" is not working, nor has never worked, you freakin' moron. It's, quite frankly, the reason you're in the situation you're in!!!