📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gondolindrim]

These aren't recent or anything but I think they're some of the biggest self owns possible



"Validate me or we'll kill you" and then when another mass shooting happens it's suddenly "Nuh uh, that didn't count!"

 

[Waffle Iron]

I dunno- maybe she felt threatened by this bricky rapehon…

If she felt threatened the mall cop wouldve been there waiting for the troon as soon as he was done on the toilet. Knowing trannies, this one was butthurt and pissed all over the place with its girl cock.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I find it a little weird that she (allegedly) told him “I know you are [trans], but you’re still a man, and I can’t let you use that restroom” when he requested to use the women’s room, but relented on the conditions that she check to make sure that no women were in the bathroom beforehand/are kept out while he’s inside. Why give him that inch, when they’ve taken far too many miles already? Why’d she acquiesce, when she stated in very certain terms why he wasn’t allowed to use his preferred facilities?

I’d have met his protests with “Look, sir, you can either use the men’s room here or find someplace else to do your business. Take your pick.” I dunno- maybe she felt threatened by this bricky rapehon…

Also, if the manager had to unlock the bathroom, why are there multiple stalls and why did she think someone might be in there?

 

[Waifuchu]

What the fuck is with these people who switch orientations for troons? None of them seem into it at all but they still do it. Are they so into the idea of being a good ally that they ignore their secuality entirely? It's mind boggling.

Because being a bigot is socially unacceptable to an entire side of tribalistic partisan divide, and worse still, it's generally not even acceptable to people who don't make toeing the party line their entire reason for being. Of course, when John the average everyday normal guy recoils in horror at the concept of bigotry, to him, he's picturing people wearing bedsheets on their heads and screaming about total nigger death, not "suck my 'girlcock' or you're Hitler".

The poor people in these stories are being raped. They don't want to be with a tranny, they certainly don't want to fuck a tranny, but the rapist tranny in question and/or their "good allies" have gotten the victims here to accept a baseline false premise: Romantic/sexual attraction, or lack thereof, is proof of their righteousness as a person. Once someone has accepted that as true, then the perfectly rational revulsion they'd feel at the thought of banging one of these creatures is a bad thing. "Oh god, I just pictured myself riding Lilith's malformed feminine penis, and it made me gag. A-am I a bad person? Am I a bigot? I can't be a bigot, being a bigot is worse than being a terrorist! Okay, okay, I just need to defeat my inherent bias. A true bigot would reject Lilith dragging me into its crusted, mold-ridden bed... S-so going along willingly means I'm not a Nazi!"

Also, if the manager had to unlock the bathroom, why are there multiple stalls and why did she think someone might be in there?

A lot of big stores with password-locked bathrooms retrofitted their original bathrooms a few years back. My local grocery store used to have normal bathroom with several different stalls and urinals, all within a single male bathroom, but now they have a keypad lock on the door. Get the code from an employee, punch it in, go inside, and the interior layout is still exactly the same as it's always been.

 

[Pig Cups]

Also, if the manager had to unlock the bathroom, why are there multiple stalls and why did she think someone might be in there?

Not entirely implausible. I’ve seen instances of communal bathrooms behind locking doors many times, though most of these cases were hallway bathrooms in office towers (where you had to ask someone in the suite you were visiting for the key), or libraries.

It’s much less common in retail stores. I can’t escape the feeling that this may be yet another instance of a troon fabricating some masturbatory tale of oppression to try and get updoots and OMGURSOVALID!!!!11 from fellow Reddit troonfreaks. Especially his appeals to the Hispanic heritage he supposedly shares with the manager. However, most fake stories don’t include things like store location and manager name. Makes it easier to verify whether or not his story is bullshit. We’ll never know if he’s telling the truth, but I sure hope that he is- that manager sounds based.

 

[Chandelier]

I'm not sure if I ever posted this one: shotacon pooner/gender special has a bit of a tizzy when another gender special they made sexual jokes to was outed as a predator. A real case of "shots coming from inside the house".

They didn't want to be "goon fodder" despite writing goon fodder:


The original handle is in this screenshot:

Shotacons making sex abusers uncomfortable? No way.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

they both should rope

 

[Syikeblade]

When the two sides of the same coin hate each other. Aka when effeminate gays dislike other gays.

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Minarosebbyy 13 points 11 hours ago
They’re soo jealous we get straight men, we live their dreams which will never happen for them also they stay pressed about the dolls when I don’t even think of their existence

[–]skinnythiccchic 6 points 9 hours ago
haha this is absolutely it. we are what they wish they could be. don’t care that sounds petty, it’s just the truth. dig deep in any gay male circles & you will quickly discover their ultimate desire for a straight man.

SuccessfulEarth3680 7 points 12 hours ago
My unpopular opinion is that the gay community should be separate from us. We are not the same. Most of us women who have a trans background are straight and want to live a rather “normal” life with a heterosexual man. So why are we being grouped with homosexual men? Absolutely not.

And an argument between trannies on how tif are just as gay.

Bigenderqueen -13 points 12 hours ago
I don’t think that’s unpopular at all. Most of them would want the same thing; they’re tired of straight women and FTMs invading g their spaces.

[–]LilSanrioAngel 5 points 12 hours ago
their space wouldnt exist without the help of everyone. and if ur a mtf or trans person you would like to be segragated and ostracized by people who think theyre better then u even if they're"under the same rainbow"

[–]Bigenderqueen -1 points 11 hours ago
You're cutting me off before I can finish. I am not defending transphobia. Let me be perfectly clear.
I am describing a reality, not endorsing it. SuccessfulEarth is saying she wants separation. I'm pointing out that many gay men also want separation. When these two desires meet, you get the exact friction and exhaustion that sparked your original post.
You're right that solidarity is the ideal. But you can't force it. You can't force a straight trans woman who just wants to blend in to feel at home in a gay bar, and you can't force a gay man who built his identity around male homosexuality to fundamentally redefine his attraction.
Ignoring this real-world tension and just shouting 'but history!' doesn't solve it. It just makes everyone more resentful. My point is that this desire for separation is a two-way street, and understanding that is the first step to actually finding a way to coexist without this constant infighting.

[–]SuccessfulEarth3680 8 points 12 hours ago
FTM are MEN and if they identify with being gay then that’s their community as well. No one is invading no one’s space. I would suggest to look at history and understand how black & brown trans and lesbian women fought for the gay community to be heard (to put it in simple terms).

[–]Bigenderqueen -1 points 12 hours ago
The gay community didn’t fight for them? We’re supposed to think lesbians and POC trans women did all the lifting?

[–]SuccessfulEarth3680 5 points 12 hours ago
Well, if you do your research and know how to comprehend what you’re learning, then yeah!

[–]Bigenderqueen -2 points 11 hours ago
Actually, a full comprehension of history shows that after the Stonewall riots, the gay rights movement deliberately excluded trans people to appear more 'respectable.' So the narrative of unwavering solidarity is a myth. But it was both gay men AND lesbians who threw trans women out, not just men. Singling out gay men is both inaccurate and misleading.

[–]Bigenderqueen 1 point 12 hours ago
Okay but you understand that the average gay guy isn’t into vagina, right?

[–]SuccessfulEarth3680 5 points 12 hours ago
What’s between someone’s legs is none of your business or mine. Your opinion has no validity to what I said.

[–]Bigenderqueen 0 points 10 hours ago
You're right that it's no one's business what's between someone's legs on an individual level. But you're missing the practical point.
The original post is about being tired. That tiredness comes from the real-world friction that happens when the ideal of inclusive identity collides with the reality of human sexuality.
You can't force a community to be inclusive by historical decree if the fundamental basis of that community—in this case, male homosexuality—is being challenged. Telling a gay man that his exclusive attraction to a penis and male body is 'invalid' or 'transphobic' is what creates this exact conflict and exhaustion.
We can champion trans inclusion without invalidating the core sexual orientation of others. Dismissing the role of genitalia in sexual attraction is ignoring the very reason this friction exists in the first place.

[–]Wet-N-Wavy96 1 point 12 hours ago
I mostly ignore them till they get completely out of pocket which does happen on occasion…
Most recently I had to throw a drink on another trans girl because a few gay men elected her to do their dirty work for them and she foolishly accepted the position like a dummy…
They knew figured since I’m a black woman and she’s latina, I would automatically look like the aggressor!!!
Can u believe some gay men r THAT evil???
Believe it!!!

[–]maledict_s 0 points 13 hours ago
It has always been like this sadly

[–]frogdenjersey 4 points 13 hours ago
Sigh. Why can’t everyone just get along. I’m not trying to gain rights at the expense of anyone else! Are they just afraid we will take something from them? Don’t they know when our rights are done being stripped they will come for them next! Maybe it’s a case of like “hey, we were just getting to live under the radar until you trans people came along to piss off the facists…” guess what honey, they were coming for you anyway.
Personally I haven’t had issues here in my community, but I live in the PNW bubble.

The infighting never gets old

 

[AI generated waifu]

They’re soo jealous we get straight men, we live their dreams which will never happen for them also they stay pressed about the dolls when I don’t even think of their existence

They're catty in such a faggy way. Why are gay men fighting over straight men anyway? MtFs are likely just projecting their jealousy of normal straight women getting all the chads onto gay men that are happily gay.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

They're catty in such a faggy way. Why are gay men fighting over straight men anyway? MtFs are likely just projecting their jealousy of normal straight women getting all the chads onto gay men that are happily gay.

My feeling is this is chopped insecure fags being catty to unchopped insecure fags. HSTS versus HS-soon-to-be-TSs

 

[and I must scream]

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A tif has sex with her trans girlfriend who has told her several times he wishes she has a dick.

Why do they even bother?

- Not into female anatomy at all but has sex with a trans man.
- On the "asexual spectrum" and doesn't like to be touched sexually, but has sex last night and it was great.

Makes sense.

omething about this story.. I find it weird that she let him use the loo, and THEN had security remove him when he was shopping... When she had probably gone in an checked the state of the place.
I think he did something in there fr fr fr.
Either something really weird and gross with shit, riffling through the bins and not cleaning up his mess after, or just spitefully pissed on the seats as revenge.
He did something while in there, that obviously crossed the line of this terf trying to be generous.

I think so too, I was gonna comment on it but got distracted and didn't. What I starting writing is:
"Me thinks something happened between the manager telling him to not go in if there is a woman there and her calling security on him."

So yeah, either he did something that he doesn't tell us or he is just lying.

but its also my first time experiencing this kind of casual accidental transphobia, small things like my teachers looking at my name and then me, clearly looking confused, going to my university office and being told to my face "for some reason your title is listed as Miss should I change it?" And things like nurses saying they "haven't met someone like me" when I'm getting my hrt blood test

casual accidental transphobia
casual accidental transphobia

People are confused or surprised = transphobia.

Then they talk about how society is so transphobic and this is why they unalive themselves.

Sorry bud, but as long as people can't read minds, society will forever be "transphobic".

And even if they were able to read minds, they will still think of you as non-woman if they know you are a male. That's just how it is.

To be honest it hurts far more then someone actually attacking me, because they clearly don't mean to be transphobic, but its like they only see trans women as perfectly passing, so when they see a "guy" who identifies as a woman it breaks their idea of it

We are being told transitioning is good for mental health, yet this guy will be agonizing for the rest of his life over the fact that he is not a woman and also isn't likely to pass perfectly well ever. He will keep getting weird looks and health care providers will try to confirm his sex because it's actually important for medical treatments, and this will keep hurting him mentally. No one really thinks of a trans woman as a woman, even if he is 100% passing (very unlikely) the moment people know the truth they won't think of him as woman anymore, and he might sense it. But sure, transitioning is much better for mental health than trying to work on accepting the fact that you are a man.

i have good news: even if you were passing, that would happen. it happens to all of us. the bad news: it still sucks. i guess what we can do is just don’t let this tell more about us than the other person. this is not because we’re not “girls enough”! it’s because that person is a goddamn ignorant.

anyways, i know it still hurts. it hurts in me too. but we’re all here for you

The person is not "goddamn ignorant", the person just knows that truth - you are a man. Sorry dude. I know you want to believe woman is a social contrast and it's a main category that has two subcategories, "cis woman" and "trans woman", but the truth darling is that people only think of females as women. Because that's how it really is. And you will never ever be able to change it. Ever.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Gay, straight, trannies whatever - miserable people who hate their lives always cope with being disliked by chalking it up to jealousy lol. It’s like the Spider-Man meme hearing fags talk about how other fags are jealous they get the “straight” men. Doesn’t align with the usual screenshots from that sub - “sisters mercury is in retrograde and I’ve been dilating extra hard lately, why do all the men I find end up coming out to me as trans? I want a traditional man!”

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Gay, straight, trannies whatever - miserable people who hate their lives always cope with being disliked by chalking it up to jealousy lol. It’s like the Spider-Man meme hearing fags talk about how other fags are jealous they get the “straight” men. Doesn’t align with the usual screenshots from that sub - “sisters mercury is in retrograde and I’ve been dilating extra hard lately, why do all the men I find end up coming out to me as trans? I want a traditional man!”

Fags are catty bitches.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Faggots know what they want, same as straight men, and overwhelmingly it isn't any of these mutilated headcases. All the bitching about transphobia in the world won't change that simple fact.

 

[Sean Andalou]

- On the "asexual spectrum" and doesn't like to be touched sexually, but has sex last night and it was great.

It makes sense once it is clearly understood such social constructs as "asexual spectrum" are a form of performance art.
It cuts through the usual suffering artist trope. Self inflicted suffering *is* the art.

Sorry bud, but as long as people can't read minds, society will forever be "transphobic".

The person is not "goddamn ignorant", the person just knows that truth

Hear hear!

“sisters mercury is in retrograde and I’ve been dilating extra hard lately, why do all the men I find end up coming out to me as trans? I want a traditional man!”

 

[AI generated waifu]

casual accidental transphobia
casual accidental transphobia

People are confused or surprised = transphobia.

Then they talk about how society is so transphobic and this is why they unalive themselves.

Sorry bud, but as long as people can't read minds, society will forever be "transphobic".

And even if they were able to read minds, they will still think of you as non-woman if they know you are a male. That's just how it is.

I watched a video of KingCritical recently (will link below) and at the end of the video he explains something interesting.

To paraphrase, everyone is beholden to truth and to reality, no matter what. But to rise above truth, that's powerful, that's what gives you agency in a world where you don't feel like you have any or where truth often just makes you unhappy. It's why ultimately TRAs can only play word games and pretend not to understand opposing viewpoints. Because language is how we express truth and what we use to form thoughts. If you control language, if you make up poetic bullshit about true selves and gendered souls, then you FEEL like you control reality. You don't though, you only control language and by extension other people's thoughts.

That's why trans people feel so hurt by just being acknowledged as what they are, even if there's no ill will involved. Deep down nobody believes men can become women, but to lose the feeling of agency that you're above truth is devastating to the delusional.

Spoiler: Video

 

[femboy fart huffer]

They’re soo jealous we get straight men, we live their dreams which will never happen for them

Why would I want a straight man? I am not a fucking rapist, I respect the boundaries and consent of people. I do not want to force someone to date me against their sexuality? Same as someone saying they're already in a relationship, you just fucking move on like a normal person instead of wanting what you cannot have because that's called sexual harassment at a point. Gay men just want to be in a relationship and left alone, normally with other gay men (look at the amount of 'biphobia' in gay communities), they don't want your fucking epi pornbrained ideas about cockbreaking the lesbians, they don't want to convert straights and fuck them. Also no straight man is going to fuck a guy in the ass.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Same as someone saying they're already in a relationship, you just fucking move on like a normal person instead of wanting what you cannot have because that's called sexual harassment at a point

Bitter trannies constantly long for what they don't have, be it a real pussy (stinkditch doesn't count) or a significant other that's a straight man/lesbian woman.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I know! I know!


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Heyy girls, So I am close to 5 months on hormones and I can still only get orgasms by doing it with porn guided towards cis-het men and stroking it. This is also the only thing that gets me wet literally nothing helps. As soon as I use a vibe, nothing works: no audios, porn, or fantasies, which is making me really dysphoric, because guess what I also have bottom dysphoria. Do you have any tips or ideas

Hmmmm ... because you are physiologically still male?

Here's one comment.

Im 5 months in and same im concerned that it means im not actually trans

 

[Gondolindrim]

I know! I know!

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Hmmmm ... because you are physiologically still male?

Here's one comment.

They already know what's up, they're just asking other people to lie to them