DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Stitchus]

I would not be surprised if there's a photo of Phil's anus floating around the internet.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

I would not be surprised if there's a photo of Phil's anus floating around the internet.

There's the old old clip of him grabbing his junk through his sweatpants and giving it a jiggle. Didn't DSP come up with some cope "got hacked" story?

 

[Very Honest Content]

How do you guys cope with this?

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Well, I'd wake up alive on January 1, 2031 and dance on the old pigroach grave that was dug next to Linda (and Dave) Burnell several years ago at that point most likely. Why are you pignotized enough to give a fuck about that projection line is the real question, you're not a paypig are you?

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Is Phil even aware that the actor who played Cage, Daniel Pesina, is an accomplished martial artist? Also, I'd love to see Phil try and do the splits.

I imagine Phil would look at the guy and unironically believe he could body him

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Yes Phil, the game is sentient and is fucking with you.

Shades of his Driver: San Francisco playthrough fifteen(ish) years ago where he started claiming the game was dynamically altering the physics to ensure he didn't win a race. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it's amazing how all these changes over the years, - direct capture, RGB lighting and props, actively demanding support etc. - and he's still the same person at his core. He hasn't changed a bit.

 

[Schmeckel]

Shades of his Driver: San Francisco playthrough fifteen(ish) years ago where he started claiming the game was dynamically altering the physics to ensure he didn't win a race. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it's amazing how all these changes over the years, - direct capture, RGB lighting and props, actively demanding support etc. - and he's still the same person at his core. He hasn't changed a bit.

Lipstick on a pig. Literally and figuratively.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Then Ryan will have a lot of streams to carry. So what else is new?

I wouldn't be surprised if he's in massive credit card dept. and all his accounts are in the negatives and he's just waiting for the sweet release of death to bail him out

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

The image of a man in his prime. 43 year old perfection. "Buffer" than Johnny Cage. The envy of every man alive today. We are all not worthy.

 

[Power Glove]

The image of a man in his prime. 43 year old perfection. "Buffer" than Johnny Cage. The envy of every man alive today. We are all not worthy.

Spoiler: Man-child

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He's so lucky Khet is almost completely braindead because any self-respecting woman would go Jason Voorhees on this loathsome, depressed, begging man-child

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

The image of a man in his prime. 43 year old perfection. "Buffer" than Johnny Cage. The envy of every man alive today. We are all not worthy.
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I personally feel emasculated.

Time to start estrogen, I guess.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I personally feel emasculated.

Time to start estrogen, I guess.

Does estrogen make you look like a 60 year old at 40?

 

[Balr0g]

Does estrogen make you look like a 60 year old at 40?

It makes you look like Keffals...so in essence a fat hunchback.

Phil needs to shave his pathetic excuse for a beard maybe he looks a bit more friendlier without it. Other then that he is an alcoholic ghoul who thinks doing simple sets (if he is even doing them) helps him. cCnsidering what he consumes regularly I would bet every ounce of improvement gets drowned by fat, sugar and alcohol

 

[Switch Mongo]

I imagine Phil would look at the guy and unironically believe he could body him

Right before he drops his 100 pound dumbbells in his hands and then he would probably try to talk that guy into fighting in a video game.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

So Phil is going to be dressed up as Hulk Hogan (because he died) or Trump today, huh.

And he is going to be so proud of himself constantly checking himself out in his OBS feed.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So Phil is going to be dressed up as Hulk Hogan (because he died) or Trump today, huh.

And he is going to be so proud of himself constantly checking himself out in his OBS feed.

well, the only reason why he would put a costume on is for money, so I can see him trying to use it to trick people for cheap donos.
last month, he said his costume was something to do with current events. so, everyone is in chat was betting on trump.
seriously, if he were to dress as him, it to trick the kino dents into donating to him again since I don't see dressing up as someone the general population don't like as a good thing even if it's "tongue in cheek".
if it's hogan, I'm sure no one will care about a dead fallen off celeb, so no donos there.

I really don't know why he even tries to do a Halloween event. he admitted in the past he doesn't like the holiday. He doesn't like anything horror related. he doesn't like to put effort into anything to make money. he should just drop the facade and just call it a Beg-A-Thon and do a non-stop begging session.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He just critiqued Johnny Cages physique and claimed he's more buff than him. Daniel Pesina was a mixed martial artist

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He uploaded this to Instagram 3 months ago, he's 66 years old. DSP would hide in the bathrooms if he had to fight this dude.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So Phil is going to be dressed up as Hulk Hogan (because he died) or Trump today, huh.

And he is going to be so proud of himself constantly checking himself out in his OBS feed.

I'm still going with the chaos option of him dressing up as PPP

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I don't see dressing up as someone the general population don't like as a good thing even if it's "tongue in cheek".

Just fucking LOL. Okay commie.

Anyway

I'm still going with the chaos option of him dressing up as PPP

What would that even be though? Like a fat suit? The reason I can't think of anyone else but Hogan or Trump is because they are clearly defined, easy to pull off, and "topical". And Trump or Hogan would also be extremely tired by any normal person's standards, which is right up Phil's alley.

I don't know what dressing up as PPP would even be.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What would that even be though? Like a fat suit?

Putting a pillow under his shirt and yelling "whoa buddy!"