🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Thankgodimnot]

She also allegedly made the comment when presented with the divorce papers, to his family, “I feel like you’re in on this.

good thing she doesn't speak arabic and they don't speak English.

On that note btw, a huge X to doubt on back when she said that after her rage with slaw when he was out of town an extra day, that the sister wives came over "just to check on ME and ask ME how OY'M doing ..."
they can't speak to each other. There's no desire for either to learn 5 words in the others' language.
i'm surprised more people didn't point this out back when it happened.

Salah had his moments, mostly when he was trying way too hard to be cool because Chantal offered him a chance to be a YouTube star instead of having to get a real job.

no personal disrespect, but out of curiosity, i'll be interested to see what kind of things you have to post about now that "salah who wants fame and tries to be so cool" is out of the picture. What is there for you to talk about?? :-)

New YouTube photo dropped.
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always with the hand by her face. i swear it's her idea of the most demure and sexy way to pose. Anyone have any idea where she got this from?!

 

[I call shenanigans]

The new PayPal grift has begun...

You’d think her genuine beezers would have learnt by now to buy off a Wishlist so their money goes where Chantal says it’s going. Donating to a straight up fundraiser just means it’s not going to go where she says it is.

The day it arrives will be the last day she ever walks.

The day she first takes it out will be the last day it’s used. She’s buying a cheap (designed for indoor use) scooter from Amazon. She will find it almost unusable outside of her apartment, and incapable of taking her weight, plus whatever she buys for any distance without either the battery going flat, or the motor burning out. They also can’t legally be used on the road in Ottowa, so soon to be snow covered footpaths will make the scooter even less useable. There will be no Mobility Mary arc on that thing.

I don't know how much a Craigslist kitten is in Cornwall, but I bet it's depressingly cheap.

$25 is what she said she paid.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

She will find it almost unusable outside of her apartment, and incapable of taking her weight, plus whatever she buys for any distance without either the battery going flat, or the motor burning out.

I understand what you're saying and I believe it. However it just makes me think of how kino it would be if the scooter broke down in the middle of the first outing. But that's just me being a bit too optimistic for anything other than the 500mg edible and doordashed half dozen nashies streams.

 

[Clotso Coof]

she said that after her rage with slaw when he was out of town an extra day, that the sister wives came over "just to check on ME and ask ME how OY'M doing ..."

She had threatened to smash up his house. She said she'd break everything, and his texts made it clear he was alarmed. It's possible Salah had female relatives come in to check on the state of the house.

They would have banged on the door until she opened it, then came in and blabbed a few words and made some hand gestures while smiling. They know she can't understand them, but they'd still say a few words to be cordial. We've all done that in one of those awkward situations where the other person doesn't speak a word of your language. You make noises and gestures that make you look retarded, but it gets the general idea of friendliness across.

$25 is what she said she paid.

Yep, that's depressing.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Basically, Chantal is in her "honeymoon" phase that happen when she changes her environment. I expect her to be like that till she moves in her new flat. Then, life will catch up with her, either she will overdose on edible, nashies, or blood sugar. Then, something will annoy her, and having a short fuse, she will rage about anything and anyone.

I give it till the New Year once Hallowe'en/ Nashies/ Christmas gibs are over until she starts getting all maudlin about how much she misses her (ex) huzzbint and her caht and is working out how much beezer money she'd need to grift to pay for an Uber from Damascus Internation Airport to the Taj MahAl-Rafae.

 

[Who Now]

I'm rather disappointed in her hijab removal. I was hoping for it to stay awhile while she got shit faced high and using swear words. Then after a nasty fight with poop Scoop, she would rip it off on camera. I feel cheated

She may have dropped a little weight or just water just because she was forced to do some simple chores like sweep the floor in Syria. Also, filters

I think people are shocked at the amount of hair she has, sans hair fibers because the last times we saw her she was completely bald from shaving it off and stayed that way for quite awhile. She did it out of drug induced anger at snaggletooth and not wanting to deal with trying to cover up the bald spots any longer. She had baby bird look, not full on Devito

instead of getting a new cat she should just dress Peetz up as a cat, i'm sure he'd love that

May as well since she treats him like her cats; I only want you around when you are useful to me, bring clicks to my videos, you have to comfort me but I don't have to comfort you, you get my left over food, I will abandon you at the first sign of a new dick and I ignore any signs of distress and refuse to unselfishly think of you first

 

[Maverick Vile]

It's sooo good to see the Sallah arc over. Dear God, my opinion on the backwater goatfucker religion based on the teachings of a pedophile warlord has somehow sunk to new lows by virtue of how painfully boring Chantal became while cosplaying as an Islamic bride.

She's going to eat on camera, can you believe it.
It's a nashie.


...Beauty... Bite...

It will never stop being funny to me how fatties literally roll their eyes back in their head while biting into deepfried slop. I just think about Robert Shaw's monologue as Quint in Jaws when he talks about shark eyes and how they "roll over white" when they move in for a bite.

 

[Goofy Logic]

If you listen to her, she said Salahs family threw her a party and they came in with divorce papers and a pen and made her sign them.
That Salah was rushing her to sign them and she was “in shock.” So she signed them and SLAMMED THE DOOR.
She then wanted them to immediately take her to the airport.

There is no going back to Syria for her. Salahs family made sure of that.
Give her time, she will talk more shit about Salah and his family.

I think she should be fortunate that the family made her divorce instead of arranging for some thug to shoot her or stone her to restore some family honor for being an inept wife. Foreign family law can be pretty barbaric.

 

[Random Internet Person]

no personal disrespect, but out of curiosity, i'll be interested to see what kind of things you have to post about now that "salah who wants fame and tries to be so cool" is out of the picture. What is there for you to talk about?? :-)

Mostly the couples channel. Every time Salah was on there, he tried to make himself the center of attention, and back in Kuwait he’d always mug for the camera and do that eyebrow raise. The guy would wear a fancy blazer to go to the movies, and the amount of times he played that same song/preset on his keyboard, he had to believe folks were loving it. And then there was that video showing off a new car like it just came back from West Coast Customs on Pimp My Ride, when it was just showing off features you’d see in any car made in the last 10-15 years.

 

[Clotso Coof]

shoot her or stone her to restore some family honor for being an inept wife.

They'd be obligated by Islamic practice to bury her that same day. Would you want to dig a hole that big in a matter of hours?

he’d always mug for the camera and do that eyebrow raise.

Is it just my imagination, or did he pretty much drop that eyebrow thing the last year they were together?

The videos where he showed off anything in Kuwait were pretty funny. Remember him proudly showing us the circuit breaker in the luxury fartbox? Or showing us the beezer spray?

But my favorite will always be the heavy metal gym video. Never has a 20 lb double handed curl been so hardcore. [Ignore noodly bean pole arms]

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

They also said she would be 150lbs lighter, that didnt happen lol.

To be fair, psycho psychic or not, most people would find it difficult for a hamplanet to eat the calories needed to maintain a weight of 350-400 lbs. Only Cutie could do that, and she did it well.

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Nashies or Allah?

Nashies!![/]

You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to add that to the thread title. Three years I waited to put the Middle East arc in the dust bin of history of lolcowdom. I just knew she would come through for us…

 

[I call shenanigans]

Is anyone on Tinder looking for Salah’s call out for his new cashed up fat idiot western woman “victim”? I used the word “victim” even though Foodie was also looking for a victim.

They really did deserve each other, but I’ve cracked open Sav Blanc to watch FFG today. It’s okay, it’s already afternoon where I live. I don’t need a Chantal induced intervention. Promise!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I'm going to miss Salad tbh. Foodie just isn't the same without a beta male to torture.

 

[UnclePanda]

She could get a hair topper from Temu. Just found out they exist.

 

[Fish-heads]

Which will she lose interest in first?

The cat or the scooter?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Which will she lose interest in first?

The cat or the scooter?

Scooter.
Look how fast she abandoned the walker.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Which will she lose interest in first?

The cat or the scooter?

I initially misread this as “Which toe will she lose first?”. Which is also a valid question.

But definitely the scooty puff. I honestly think part of the reason she got the cat is because she knows it will rage bait people. Most of those extra views and super chats will go to reactors of course, but there will still be idiots who super chat her or donate to her PayPal to give her a piece of their mind.

Cutie may be very stupid but there’s one area where she excels, manipulating people.

 

[Bogliacci]

I just want mobility mary tier livestreams. Is that too much to ask?

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

I actually believe the divorce paperwork over breakfast story where she threw a tantrum in front of his entire family.

(Not so much the story that everyone was bawling into tissues all night long because they would miss Cutie so much).

"I knew we were getting divorced. I knew it was coming. But I was so SHOCKED and mad that he actually followed through!" Signing a piece of paper made it official and she now knows she can't keep Syria as a backup plan when Canada becomes too expensive/lonely.

This is just a glimpse of what a fucking psychotic bitchy nutjob she was around him and his family. Thank God for Salad's meddling aunts and cousins. Or we could have been subjected to the Syrian Peetz arc for another three years. They saw right through her.

 

[sugartits]

Scooter.
Look how fast she abandoned the walker.

Not me thinking the cats name was gonna be Scooter