I'm... at a loss for words. I knew Phil was one of the most out of touch fucks of all time but... just... what?
I still wonder why he choose to play that over any other game.
legitimately makes my skin crawl when he says this. You're fucking 43 nigga, stop calling him Jasper Kittiieee
take your shirt off big boy
He does. It's why he ratted out Champions on the phone.
Additionally, DSP doesn't seem to be drinking all that much water. He's taking a cope sip or two of "water" (floral gin) every like 20-30 minutes in an office that he professes to be like 20-40 degrees above the actual temperature outside. if he's nearly passing the fuck out at like 5 PM (or earlier) his time he's severely dehydrated. I figure he's probably drinking less than a liter of water from when he wakes up to when he ends the day stream (a minimum of 6 hours), and he sure as hell isn't drinking another liter of water before he goes to sleep. Ironically enough, if he was actually drinking water more often he'd be able to beg his whales more often and we might even see more support coming in from the big names rather than like 2 days of support from Ryan and then like a week of him desperately clinging onto consistent goals thanks to copious fake tips and some random Arab dudes who are gluttons for punishment.
You gotta remember that DSP is so incredibly autistic that he HAS to succeed in doing something with a specific set of parameters or he can't win at all. While I do commend the dude's stubbornness, the fact that he applies this shit to playing games he clearly loathes more than the Blacks and the Jews and the Chinese combined--and not something useful like finding ways to fix the broken shit in his home--is not commendable.
Arms of an 85 year old man, works out a little bit, now he's acting like he is Brock Lesner.
Is Phil even aware that the actor who played Cage, Daniel Pesina, is an accomplished martial artist? Also, I'd love to see Phil try and do the splits.
Phil couldn't divide a single digit even number by two without something beside moral support.
Yep, 150 from Jaxx, 100 tip from Troy Smith. Whales are out tonight.