Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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CFC-12 said:
Speaking of dilapidated beaters, the Aveo is leaking a hell of a lot of something on the ground:
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Glad to see Chris is upholding the Chandler tradition of doing exactly zero maintenance on his vehicles. You just know he hasn't put a single drop of oil in that thing since he bought it, except maybe if it was at a shop, once. There's probably like a pint of oil still left in that thing.

I'm sure once it seizes up, Caden will buy him a Daewoo with 80k on the clock and trim panels held on with duct tape. There's no mass transit out to Big Boy Island so if Chris loses his car, he's taking the ol' shoe leather express, or bumming rides.
 
CFC-12 said:
That ain't water. AC condensation is very normal, but you can tell from the way that it's soaked into the asphalt that it's definitely some kind of petroleum product. Engine oil, transmission fluid, power steering fluid. Probably not brake fluid. Even Chris isn't retarded enough to drive around with a brake leak that bad.
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I understand. It was a little suspicious to me that it was leaking out the front but I'm not a car expert. I just don't wish car troubles on anyone even Chris...

I know, I'm as shocked as anyone.

Stinkyboy said:
It's gonna be a tight month in the Chandler household with no SSI going out.
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I'm assuming because you mean car repairs.

Chris has shown that he is no problem cheerfully skipping down to the post office and filming himself; not sure if any proceeds are going to go to the Aveo, he might just acquire a new beater.

I recommend a nice little hatchback. Can't go wrong with hatchbacks.


Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Glad to see Chris is upholding the Chandler tradition of doing exactly zero maintenance on his vehicles. You just know he hasn't put a single drop of oil in that thing since he bought it, except maybe if it was at a shop, once. There's probably like a pint of oil still left in that thing.

I'm sure once it seizes up, Caden will buy him a Daewoo with 80k on the clock and trim panels held on with duct tape. There's no mass transit out to Big Boy Island so if Chris loses his car, he's taking the ol' shoe leather express, or bumming rides.
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That's right, this is the official Halloween Kiwi PSA: get your oil changed and do regular maintenance on your cars Kiwis and anyone else visiting Kiwi Farms.

Transmissions going out is not fun and you will not have fun either paying to have it replaced or getting a new/additional car payment.

No joke no joke. Chris can get away with it cuz he's the mother fucking (literally) Teflon Tard, you are not and thank God you are not. But again people like Chris can get away with it, the average person can't.

You are the average person.
Sorry.

Change. Your. Oil.

Please.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
Of course he does; he's literally retarded. Bob paid into his SSDI or some shit.
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I read up on it and apparently one way that Bob could have done it was to get on SSDI himself, maybe from his multiple heart attacks and pacemaker, then use a rule that said a parent can transfer SSDI to a feeble minded child before they're at a certain age. Basically Bob didn't drag Chris down to the SSA office and go "He's retarded, give him money" because there's some work requirement that Chris would have to fail at over time, not just working at Wendys for two months.

With the way the Chandlers wheel 'n deal, I could definitely see his parents trying to get every gib they could, so it's surprising they weren't on SNAP or food stamps, and subsequently Chris.
 
Chris should thank Bob forever because I've never known anyone that pulled off a similar father-to-son SSDI plan, and I've been around hundreds of fellow autistic retards. Alas, he cucked him giving Barb the best sex she ever had.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Chris should thank Bob forever because I've never known anyone that pulled off a similar father-to-son SSDI plan, and I've been around hundreds of fellow autistic retards. Alas, he cucked him giving Barb the best sex she ever had.
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Well some parents care enough to try and some parents are Barb.

You can feel bad for the parents to some degree I mean who expects to have a kid on the spectrum and 1982 or whatever.

May have been better for them just to give Chris to a couple that may have been more equipped to help kids with disabilities but alas.

Bob was probably right to put him on SSDI and if Chris makes money making horrific art that people buy I suppose that's some form of income. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a job but it is doing something other than playing video games as long as he's actually making some of it.
 
King Kiwi said:
Bob was probably right to put him on SSDI and if Chris makes money making horrific art that people buy I suppose that's some form of income.
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Bob really didn't have much time to work with, and after the Wendy's sperg out got him fired, had to figure something out for Chris before he died. He at least made sure he wasn't going to die on the streets.
 
AnOminous said:
Bob really didn't have much time to work with, and after the Wendy's sperg out got him fired, had to figure something out for Chris before he died. He at least made sure he wasn't going to die on the streets.
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Which is more than can be said for some parents.

I can't imagine what would happen if Chris and Flutter actually did attempt to raise a baby.
 
King Kiwi said:
Which is more than can be said for some parents.

I can't imagine what would happen if Chris and Flutter actually did attempt to raise a baby.
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Swift CPS intervention, hopefully. Those two having a baby…That kid’d be whisked off by the authorities faster than a bike theft in Detroit.
 
Haunted Tamagotchi said:
Swift CPS intervention, hopefully. Those two having a baby…That kid’d be whisked off by the authorities faster than a bike theft in Detroit.
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It would depend on where it got born to be honest.

If it happened in Virginia then yes, the fact that the social services probably have a vested interest in Chris’s activities then they would hear about him fathering a kid.

If it happened in Finland, it would depend on whether flutters family are involved or not.

While we don’t know for sure she lives with her parents, it’s a strong possibility that she does.
 
Idk aren't CPS always wanting to keep family together if possible.

Chris would have to be definitively proven he's a bad parent, we don't know about Flicka.

He might use a portal gun to see the little mutant, like in that shit Lilo and Stitch remake.
 
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