DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Bravo to the Kick trolls they have really been getting under his skin lately especially with the moral support shit very enjoyable tantrum today.
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Moar Krabs said:
Lol I was under the impression that he would be hitting every goal after the Wings interview thank god I was wrong than again it really wasn't a historical event in the Snortex
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There's nothing interesting that happened on the wings "interview" and there's never going to be another interesting "interview" ever again.
DSP already blew his load with interview style shows such as the side scrollers before.

No one gives a fuck and all he did was retell old lies and show his "detractors" always knew he was full of shit and that he is also a nigger and that he also deserves to get alogged and weened much harder than he does. He not only lied to his fans and everyone else but lies to his fat wife and also repeatedly lies to his own fucking parents.

That "interview" was so bad that it acted as a fucking redemption run for Wings.
 
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I have a feeling Phil thinks he can wrangle Wings into being his whipping boy so he can do what PPP did to him on Smark Guys. Also post-game crash out was great. He is mad and broke!
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
Phi berates his Kick audience and takes away moral support messages because "When someone does something nice for you, you have to reciprocate." Says he will consider turning it back on if Kick gives money consistently "Like they used to."

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Just goes to show how this mentally deranged fuck thinks human interaction should go: you are nice to someone they HAVE to be nice to you. You give them a little trinket, they have to pay with big support. He needs some Aregentinian support right NOW! Givew it a few years he will demand his whales to pay his retirement fund.
 
Weird, doesn't kick pay him on some sort of hourly wage due to engagement or something?
That would technically be its okay for his chat to have moral support to give out because they are *technically* paying for it that way.
 
Skippy Shortbottom said:
Weird, doesn't kick pay him on some sort of hourly wage due to engagement or something?
That would technically be its okay for his chat to have moral support to give out because they are *technically* paying for it that way.
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Noticing that would require critical analysis skills, something Phil is incapable of.

Best he can do is surface level observations. He's just too dumb to realise engagement is a good thing for him, even if it's negative.

I'm starting to think he'll drop Kick entirely by the end of the year.
 
Skippy Shortbottom said:
Weird, doesn't kick pay him on some sort of hourly wage due to engagement or something?
That would technically be its okay for his chat to have moral support to give out because they are *technically* paying for it that way.
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That support doesn't pay the bills treoll! He needs real money in his bank not the pitance Kick pays him for his hard hour long work
 
Baklava said:
I have a feeling Phil thinks he can wrangle Wings into being his whipping boy so he can do what PPP did to him on Smark Guys. Also post-game crash out was great. He is mad and broke!
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He has thought he can wrangle almost all of the people behind these interviews and has failed each and every time and has also been delusional that they'll ever want to "collaborate" with him ever again.

The only one he technically did wrangle was the quartering who asked the most boring, banal soft ball questions ever thought possible. Ironically, outside of maybe Kino Casino he seems like he makes the most money from stupid shit on the internet so go figure - anyone who is counting mad money from internet shit is a genuine retard to such a level they let DSP come out on top of them.
 
Baklava said:
I have a feeling Phil thinks he can wrangle Wings into being his whipping boy so he can do what PPP did to him on Smark Guys.
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At some point Phil is going to claim that it's only thanks to his interview that Wings has any relevancy in the internet. He'll claim to have brought in hundreds of viewers and tons of support for him.
 
Balr0g said:
Just goes to show how this mentally deranged fuck thinks human interaction should go: you are nice to someone they HAVE to be nice to you. You give them a little trinket, they have to pay with big support. He needs some Aregentinian support right NOW! Givew it a few years he will demand his whales to pay his retirement fund.
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Everything for Phil has been transactional (he’s “nice” therefore he gets something), which again is a big reason why he’s been a piece of shit for 25 years. FGC people saw through his bs And that he was just an asshole who would try to spend money to buy friendship to make up for acting like an edgelord keyboard warrior. Never worked.

Probably stems from his parents buying him shit for him putting out minimal effort, therefore he’s never evolved past such a simple mindset.
Skippy Shortbottom said:
Weird, doesn't kick pay him on some sort of hourly wage due to engagement or something?
That would technically be its okay for his chat to have moral support to give out because they are *technically* paying for it that way.
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He makes pennies from Kick. At most, maybe $5-8 per hour streamed if we’re being generous.

The funny thing is Phil knows that Kick has never been more than Kino morons who unironically liked his streams and trolls. The former group is just about gone, but the latter of course isn’t. That he thinks he deserves 100s of memberships/subs every week from people who hate him is wild.

He’s terrified to get rid of Kick for 3 reasons. One, it’s the method of paying him that is both mostly anonymous and takes low cut. Two, it’s the closest he’ll ever get to a real big boy job since they pay him weekly. And three, it’s another L for him if he folds.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Everything for Phil has been transactional (he’s “nice” therefore he gets something), which again is a big reason why he’s been a piece of shit for 25 years. FGC people saw through his bs And that he was just an asshole who would try to spend money to buy friendship to make up for acting like an edgelord keyboard warrior. Never worked.

Probably stems from his parents buying him shit for him putting out minimal effort, therefore he’s never evolved past such a simple mindset.

He makes pennies from Kick. At most, maybe $5-8 per hour streamed if we’re being generous.

The funny thing is Phil knows that Kick has never been more than Kino morons who unironically liked his streams and trolls. The former group is just about gone, but the latter of course isn’t. That he thinks he deserves 100s of memberships/subs every week from people who hate him is wild.

He’s terrified to get rid of Kick for 3 reasons. One, it’s the method of paying him that is both mostly anonymous and takes low cut. Two, it’s the closest he’ll ever get to a real big boy job since they pay him weekly. And three, it’s another L for him if he folds.
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4. His “total viewership” will go down if he ends the kick dual stream. If he loses the 50-80 viewers on kick we will be down to a bad night being under 200 total viewers between youtube and kick, and a good night being under 300.

He should be terrified of his viewership dropping any lower, because whales don’t whale out as much if they can’t do it in front of an audience for the social power they feel it brings.
 
The way he acts like enabling a Kick feature is “doing something nice” and thinks that alone earns him $150 is a leap of logic only a gin-soaked brain could produce. He genuinely believes that if you’re in his chat, you owe him $150. And if you don’t pay him twice a day, you’re "taking away his income".


 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil removes the American cheese not because its poor quality (the whole thing is trash quality) but because he is one of those mental patients who thinks American cheese is plastic and fake or something
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Please cease your transparently blatant attempt to get Josh to finally get rid of the subforum, like Phil has always wished he would, now.

So to recap, Phil expects reciprocity for doing nice things for others back, guess that means he now has to be nice to troll donators (thanks for the money DUMMIES), Derich Ip (snaked at dang dirty Null's very first suggestion to do so), and restreamers (ironic fans have to start somewhere before they head to the first legit pigroach channel sourced stream) too? DSP tries it: hypocrisy; now every fucking stream he shits onto youtube's data center rigs 12 times a week.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
The way he acts like enabling a Kick feature is “doing something nice” and thinks that alone earns him $150 is a leap of logic only a gin-soaked brain could produce. He genuinely believes that if you’re in his chat, you owe him $150. And if you don’t pay him twice a day, you’re "taking away his income".


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It appears that Phil, as an NPD with no children, has assigned Kick chat and Youtube chat as his children. Youtube chat is the golden child, while Kick chat is the scapegoat. Jasper Kitty is obviously in the role of the invisible child.

Phil is exploring the absolute cutting edge of the parasocial.

I mean, I guess its better than this wannabe Italian fuck actually having offspring of his own.

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Very Honest Content said:
Please cease your transparently blatant attempt to get Josh to finally get rid of the subforum, like Phil has always wished he would, now.
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What kind of retardation is this exactly? Apologies if your lack of knowledge about food chemistry has you living in a world of memes like Phil instead of objective reality.

American Cheese is cheddar or colby (milk, cheese cultures, enzymes, salt) that is turned into an emulsion with:
Sodium Citrate (emulsifying agent)
Cream
Water
Citric Acid (acidifying agent)
Soy Lecithin (anti-sticking agent) <0.03% of finished weight
Added color

It's so fake you can literally make it on your stove top at home. So yes, people who have strong convictions about things that are simply their lack of understanding about the real world in favor of memes are mental patients. This has been my TARD talk.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
It appears that Phil, as an NPD with no children, has assigned Kick chat and Youtube chat as his children. Youtube chat is the golden child, while Kick chat is the scapegoat. Jasper Kitty is obviously in the role of the invisible child.

Phil is exploring the absolute cutting edge of the parasocial.

I mean, I guess its better than this wannabe Italian fuck actually having offspring of his own.
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That's what happens when the dang dirty twolls prevent him from having actual children (Still hard to believe, but of course phil blamed the tractors for his reason to not have kids since all of phil's problems stem from the trolls. phil's kid would get bullied and phil would be a very neglectful and bad dad anyway, so thanks tractors I guess)
 
As always, Phil is talking to about 10 insane individuals that give him lots of money. With Kick, it's just stepdad, the stray KC leftover that's still around and a few socks.
 
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