DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

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Only one goal guys?! C'mon, it's good, yes, but we can do better guys. We hit two goals last day stream, are we losing momentum again! I'm not letting silksong go down to penultimate money maker, but I will if I have to and I will also shut down moral support! Ack ack! Snort. I'm joking guys, but not really
Lets get some subs
Lets get some super chats
Lets get some kicks
Lets get some stickers
Lets get some money orders
Lets get some EBT cards
Lets get some gift cards
Lets get some checks
Lets get some I.O.Us
Lets get some C.O.Ds
Lets get some Venmos
Lets get some wire transfers
Lets get some ACH transactions
 
Just remembered that I took these screenshots from a stream like a week ago.

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Thought it was kinda interesting that he seemed to have a sunglasses-style tan line.

Also:

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Just remembered that I took these screenshots from a stream like a week ago.

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Thought it was kinda interesting that he seemed to have a sunglasses-style tan line.

Also:

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It's inflammation, most likely from his alcohol abuse paired with his trash genetics. Oh and scrunching every single muscle in your face like a toddler with every bite you take (a staple of only the most dented lolcows) because it takes every bit of concentration to take bites is probably isn't helping.
 
It's inflammation, most likely from his alcohol abuse paired with his trash genetics. Oh and scrunching every single muscle in your face like a toddler with every bite you take (a staple of only the most dented lolcows) because it takes every bit of concentration to take bites is probably isn't helping.
It could also be sinus inflammation. I don't think his snorts are actually a result of post nasal drip but are just a nervous tick as well as his hatred for his listeners but given his sensitivity (bitch tits) to the temperature and the windows being open paired with vintage style mold spores in his house due to lack of maintenance that he has constant sinus issues.

He of course never sees a doctor for any of this.
 
Phil denounced McDonald's breakfast and announced that what he eats EVERY. SINGLE. morning is:
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You see its healthy because egg whites and turkey sausage, the only way to be healthy.

Phil removes the American cheese not because its poor quality (the whole thing is trash quality) but because he is one of those mental patients who thinks American cheese is plastic and fake or something, so he throws it out and sprinkles on some cheddar but just enough so he can taste it.

I'm starting to think that Phil had a heart attack his week off and that is why he is on some health kick that resembles that of 50 somethings post heart attack.

Egg whites
Turkey
Whole grain

Phil is either a millennial woman or he is on a doctor's ordered diet. (He wouldn't change anything based on Kat's health or Kat leaving, and he has started to talk about his longevity A LOT and now shaming Wings about his health, so my money is now on Phil had a medical emergency in July)

It could also be sinus inflammation. I don't think his snorts are actually a result of post nasal drip but are just a nervous tick as well as his hatred for his listeners but given his sensitivity (bitch tits) to the temperature and the windows being open paired with vintage style mold spores in his house due to lack of maintenance that he has constant sinus issues.

He of course never sees a doctor for any of this.
The sinus inflammation doesn't have to be mutually exclusive to the snorts. Alcohol abuse can be a trigger for sinus inflammation and the stress (not nerves) tick is more him just noticing his airway is blocked. It's like how stress can cause someone to start feeling itchy.
 
It could also be sinus inflammation. I don't think his snorts are actually a result of post nasal drip but are just a nervous tick as well as his hatred for his listeners but given his sensitivity (bitch tits) to the temperature and the windows being open paired with vintage style mold spores in his house due to lack of maintenance that he has constant sinus issues.

He of course never sees a doctor for any of this.
It’s a combination of both. Of course he has to felt the detwactors as much as he can and will do it as a sign of disapproval I think it’s both cause you see him do those silent snorts now where he thinks he’s hiding it but you can obviously see doing it. Of course we still get those brutal snorts when he’s not paying much attention… and phil…doctors? His bitch ass has a full time job doing chill streams and he has a full family including the cat son so there’s just no time.. no time at all.
 
Phil denounced McDonald's breakfast and announced that what he eats EVERY. SINGLE. morning is:
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You see its healthy because egg whites and turkey sausage, the only way to be healthy.

Phil removes the American cheese not because its poor quality (the whole thing is trash quality) but because he is one of those mental patients who thinks American cheese is plastic and fake or something, so he throws it out and sprinkles on some cheddar but just enough so he can taste it.

I'm starting to think that Phil had a heart attack his week off and that is why he is on some health kick that resembles that of 50 somethings post heart attack.

Egg whites
Turkey
Whole grain

Phil is either a millennial woman or he is on a doctor's ordered diet. (He wouldn't change anything based on Kat's health or Kat leaving, and he has started to talk about his longevity A LOT and now shaming Wings about his health, so my money is now on Phil had a medical emergency in July)


The sinus inflammation doesn't have to be mutually exclusive to the snorts. Alcohol abuse can be a trigger for sinus inflammation and the stress (not nerves) tick is more him just noticing his airway is blocked. It's like how stress can cause someone to start feeling itchy.
That sandwich is always so funny to me because he goes to Costco and they actually sell a legit solid breakfast sandwich:

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Obviously it's still a frozen breakfast sandwich but it's so far ahead of what Jimmy Dean offers it would legit be considered "gourmet" if you directly compared them. But of course DSP saw the advertising for 18g of protein and thinks "Wow I don't need any other protein if I eat these ones!" even though the Costco brand one has more but just doesn't market it.
 
It could also be sinus inflammation. I don't think his snorts are actually a result of post nasal drip but are just a nervous tick as well as his hatred for his listeners but given his sensitivity (bitch tits) to the temperature and the windows being open paired with vintage style mold spores in his house due to lack of maintenance that he has constant sinus issues.
Also intermittent, punishing full sun.
 
You realize you guys are a third of my audience, right? 10 dollars is not equivalent to being a third of my audience...
So what's going on over there? 'Cause there used to be people who were supporting, wu-wu-where did you go???

 
Phi berates his Kick audience and takes away moral support messages because "When someone does something nice for you, you have to reciprocate." Says he will consider turning it back on if Kick gives money consistently "Like they used to."

 
Phi berates his Kick audience and takes away moral support messages because "When someone does something nice for you, you have to reciprocate." Says he will consider turning it back on if Kick gives money consistently "Like they used to."
More moral support whining in the post show.

Moral support is literally just a pop up for the viewer in chat, it has nothing [to do with me], it doesn't help me at all.
 
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Phi berates his Kick audience and takes away moral support messages because "When someone does something nice for you, you have to reciprocate." Says he will consider turning it back on if Kick gives money consistently "Like they used to."

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Treating his audience like they're his children that did something wrong is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. His Halloween stream is going to be a trip if this is anything to go by.
 
He said he did something good for the Kick viewers (enabling the Kick point system), and they didn’t reciprocate — no money. Another night staying up late, missing any meaningful interaction with Khet, all because the withholders won’t give him his hard-earned cash.

He even mocked Wings for reacting to a $2 superchat. The man who’s not easily baited.
 
Phil is like a landlord and the people who watch him are his tenants. Just watching and.......enjoying I guess......is definitely not enough, they have to pay regularly or they will suffer the consequences.
 
Phil is like a landlord and the people who watch him are his tenants. Just watching and.......enjoying I guess......is definitely not enough, they have to pay regularly or they will suffer the consequences.
If Phil was a landlord, he'd actually have something someone wanted and was in a contractual obligation between the two parties.

Phil is like a street performer in a tourist area with people in full metal paint doing statue/robot routines, musicians busking, people doing street artwork and he is just standing there in his pajamas and a wrinkled cheap button down talking about his life story and what his schedule is going to be and harassing people who walk by who glance at him to support the "show".
 
If Phil was a landlord, he'd actually have something someone wanted and was in a contractual obligation between the two parties.

Phil is like a street performer in a tourist area with people in full metal paint doing statue/robot routines, musicians busking, people doing street artwork and he is just standing there in his pajamas and a wrinkled cheap button down talking about his life story and what his schedule is going to be and harassing people who walk by who glance at him to support the "show".
Now guys, you always tell me "Have a nice day" when you walk by but you never do anything to make my day nice. What happened? You TOLD me you wanted me to have a nice day.
 
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