🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I wish we could see what's happening in Syria right now. Salah's Divorce/Engagement party must be LIT. And for the first time in THREE YEARS, there's enough food for all the guests to have seconds and maybe take a plate home
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If her departing Thailand was anything to go by then I'm going to guess we'll see the new government implode and widespread conflict happening again.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Is it like that spray-on hair in a can that they used to make for men to flock in their bald spots?
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Pretty much. You can fraud so hard with hair fibers. Cobes for scale:
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
What percent of her head do you estimate is her own stringy hair, and what percent is Ron Popeil's finest hair replacement spray?

And if she starts sweating A LOT, as she is wont to do, will it run like 1970s mascara, or Rudy Juliani's wash-in hair dye?

I wish we could see what's happening in Syria right now. Salah's Divorce/Engagement party must be LIT. And for the first time in THREE YEARS, there's enough food for all the guests to have seconds and maybe take a plate home!
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I'm guessing she's a type 3 - either the middle or far right picture.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
What percent of her head do you estimate is her own stringy hair, and what percent is Ron Popeil's finest hair replacement spray?
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I'd say the pate is 35% mascara filings. The sideburns are really adding to the sumo aesthetic from the profile view which we haven't seen for a while.

I have to say she looks better than expected, but then the Syrian diet was probably healthier than any other period in her life so just the reduction in additives could have this effect.
She is like a kid on the first day of the summer holidays, so glad to be out of that get-up and chowing down on high fructose corn syrup and gummies she is glowing, quite the antithesis to a blushing bride, she is a divorcee running back to her childhood sweetheart: transfat.
 
Afinepickle said:
Gonna be honest, I am donwright fucking astonished she ain't dead.
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I didn't think there was much chance she would die in Syria but a much stronger likelihood she'd end up in a medical situation which was serious enough where she couldn't walk anywhere and couldn't fly back without a proper medivac flight (paid for by the generous Canadian taxpayers - of which Chantal isn't one lol)
 
A truly great escape if you think about it. Salah can't even become a reaction channel because there's no power. On the flip side, how long until some reactor gets Salah to call in?
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
A truly great escape if you think about it. Salah can't even become a reaction channel because there's no power. On the flip side, how long until some reactor gets Salah to call in?
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Him and his family are going to have a really hard time without Chantal bucks coming in. I don't know if he was smart enough to think about that and whether or not to become a grifter, he would certainly suck dick at it from everything I've seen.

But I'm sure if someone offers him the promise of crisp US dollar notes he'll zap to the extreme
 
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