🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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National Defense Advocate said:
Typically I don't care much for Chantal but the Syria arc was fantastic. She was probably the fattest bitch in the entire country at that point.
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They'll tell stories about it to their grandchildren. It'll be one of their myths from this era of their history. The white behemoth that devoured the countryside in the wake of Assad's rule, to remind the people not to get fat and lazy in their newfound freedom. They only got rid of her with the power of tradition, filial loyalty, unshakeable hospitality, and aggressively good manners.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Please elaborate for those of us in the back who are dumb. Is it like that spray-on hair in a can that they used to make for men to flock in their bald spots, like spraying snow on a Christmas tree? Is it like extensions, except you just glue them to your hairline and cheeks instead of having them tied in? Or is it more like drawing on hair with an eyebrow pencil or a Sharpie?
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It's this.
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God 10 seconds without an abusive man in her life and she's back to singing and ratfacing like it's not insufferable. She can literally restrain herself to impress a man but doesn't see the point of not being obnoxious constantly when there's none around. Fascinating.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Please elaborate for those of us in the back who are dumb. Is it like that spray-on hair in a can that they used to make for men to flock in their bald spots, like spraying snow on a Christmas tree? Is it like extensions, except you just glue them to your hairline and cheeks instead of having them tied in? Or is it more like drawing on hair with an eyebrow pencil or a Sharpie?
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Hair fibers
It's a like a powder that clings to thin or thinning hair and makes it looks fuller and hides bald spots.
 
Camel Bro 94 said:
She just admitted to getting a rebound cat.

omg, its a kitten.
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She wants it to be a surprise, goys 😮.

She tried to get Sam, but she's happy. Julia has Shitboy. Smokey is living the fat life in peace.

A new cat must properly ordain the beginning of this Villa 2.0 arc. . . A new Griftanimal must be acquired.
 
Look at her smug ass face talking about getting a kitten knowing people will HATE it. TLDR it's a kitten, too young to be spayed (so probably 8-12 weeks old, an actual baby) and she already paid for it.



Damn, I thought she'd give us at least 24 hours to be happy for her stupid ass. I'm MATI now!
 
Chongqing said:
Something that actually makes me MATI and drives me crazy is they fact it will never be available in America.

Like, what the hell is it?? Is it good or is she just retarded?

The curiosity kills me.
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There was a kiwi several pages back who reviewed it. To the surprise of no one it's a regular old slop burger from Burger King with some generic hot sauce on it.

Extremely average and generic in every regard and designed at the atomic level to appeal to fat gunty women who want meteoric amounts of calories, fat and salt in as few bites as possible.

Edit: Burger King, McDonalds and such operate at huge industrial scales. This means whenever there is a "special item" it is 99.9% just a remix of whatever shit ingredients they already have in the kitchen. For Nashville there's probably a sauce or spice packet they add but just to get a generic fastfood chicken burger and add hot sauce and that is all it is.
 
Potato Burrito said:
Look at her smug ass face talking about getting a kitten knowing people will HATE it. TLDR it's a kitten, too young to be spayed (so probably 8-12 weeks old, an actual baby) and she already paid for it.
Damn, I thought she'd give us at least 24 hours to be happy for her stupid ass. I'm MATI now!
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How are we all gonna feel if/when the alogs bounce her to Thailand/Senegal instead of Syria this time for a few years?
 
It's amazing that Chantal couldn't fit in in Syria where core values of the culture include not smelling like actual shit, regularly bathing (even if you're in a literal warzone) and not farting around other people.

I'm not sure exactly what that says about "Canadian culture" but it must be saying something.
 
Take heart, kiwis. The last time she got an actual baby kitten, she decided it was too much work and returned it a few days later.

And she was at least 100 pounds lighter back then.
 
Fuck off forever Salad, we are so back! It's all back on the table! I hope she gets drunk as fuck on a box of wine and parties like a god damn animal.
 
Fucking finally. I am so ready for a new villa arc. Are Nader and Deedeedoodoo still broken up?? We might get our coke can motorcycle after all. 🌈
 
Camel Bro 94 said:
Hair fibers
It's a like a powder that clings to thin or thinning hair and makes it looks fuller and hides bald spots.
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What percent of her head do you estimate is her own stringy hair, and what percent is Ron Popeil's finest hair replacement spray?

And if she starts sweating A LOT, as she is wont to do, will it run like 1970s mascara, or Rudy Juliani's wash-in hair dye?

I wish we could see what's happening in Syria right now. Salah's Divorce/Engagement party must be LIT. And for the first time in THREE YEARS, there's enough food for all the guests to have seconds and maybe take a plate home!
 
Isn't Stabby out of prison until January now too, and supposed to be forbidden to contact DD (though I think he's back at her condo anyway, and probably won't make it to Jan with out being rearrested)?

C'mon Chantal, go insane and try to "steal" him back from DD for a couple of months, before he rightly gets locked away again.
 
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