💪 Tough Guys Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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Kirtaner said:
fun unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware
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do your back muscles ever seize up when you're blowing yourself like this or are you pretty good at it by now?
 
Kirtaner said:
She's IRL BFFs with my other ex, Libby, now, so *SHRUG*
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A note for thread travelers - this is Libby Shaw, a retard catfisher who is associated with mega-cow Neal Rauhauser
The Enola Gay said:
This situation has been blowing up like crazy the past several months. Neal Rauhauser proteges Libby, Neal, Kaidinn, Myth, Nagy, et al, have been agitating like crazy since this thread was last updated.

Libby, in particular, is trying to cover up having dated Kirtaner, who also has a thread here. Unfortunately for her, the internet remembers:
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Americanhacker / Strandedwind / nealr / Nrauhauser / Neal Robert Rauhauser
 
kirt is one of those people who has made it very obvious that they will never stop being retarded until they either overdose on some random drug or get throw in jail. his life is nothing but an endless loop of going up a hill then falling all the way back down because he refuses to tie his shoes and keeps tripping. the only thing worth caring about at this point i feel is the eventual return of the crying hamburger stream when he finally fucks around too much.
 
EfnetSysop said:
he's even using his kid as a prop to get more suckers in
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His actual kid is way older than this now. Either that's an old picture (less disturbing) or it's the kid of some new dumb ethot he's hanging around (way more disturbing).

But I also feel no sympathy for zoomies still falling for memecoin scams in 2025 especially if they get got by a complete nobody like kirt.
 
I saw Homeboy's baby mama and her friends talking about this today in-between crying about Kirt not paying child support and waxing poetic about his $anon crypto scam. Trooner Emma Best did a talk at HOPE con about anonymous dingleberry Aubrey Cottle making the case in Kirtaner's own words that he is has been working as an undercover Fed for years. Namely CSIS. I'm not the biggest fan of the source but it's what I have been trying to tell retards for years. it's something that seems to be making waves in those circles because they are all starting to figure out how they got caught up. It should put some perspective on how and why Kirt never seems to get real time. Also all this audio is from around when dipshit got linked up with Jim Stewartson and his seemly endless ability to do dumb shit and not get caught.

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This is while he's currently running some new crypto pump and dump.
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I think he's running a new crypto pump and dump because he apparently hasn't paid child support for his son like ever and baby momma is getting fed up. Got the White Flour crypto boys helping him out on this one
 
Spardo is never going to get another boyfriend as a single mother who's only claim to fame is being hated on an Altchan and getting knocked up by a guy who refuses to grow up and wants to pretend it's the late 00's forever. I don't even understand why she wants child support I'm sure she's not raising the kid it's probably her mom raising the kid or something and she's upset about still being single so she tries grabbing Kirt for a third time.

The Crypto scamming is a lot less annoying then the Founder of Anonymous thing where he'd just build a following of indians.

It also seems that Spardouwu is suspended so it seems as if this will be the end of the chanculture figureheads. Snacks is doing Japanese DJing, Moot vanished, and Kirt's scamming with Crypto.
 
Coolguy420 said:
I don't even understand why she wants child support I'm sure she's not raising the kid it's probably her mom raising the kid or something and she's upset about still being single so she tries grabbing Kirt for a third time.
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You don't understand why some ho wants money?
 
Coolguy420 said:
Spardo is never going to get another boyfriend as a single mother who's only claim to fame is being hated on an Altchan and getting knocked up by a guy who refuses to grow up and wants to pretend it's the late 00's forever. I don't even understand why she wants child support I'm sure she's not raising the kid it's probably her mom raising the kid or something and she's upset about still being single so she tries grabbing Kirt for a third time.

The Crypto scamming is a lot less annoying then the Founder of Anonymous thing where he'd just build a following of indians.

It also seems that Spardouwu is suspended so it seems as if this will be the end of the chanculture figureheads. Snacks is doing Japanese DJing, Moot vanished, and Kirt's scamming with Crypto.
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even without spardot the kid still deserves money. kirts always making money from these crypto scams but cant be fucked to make sure his own kid is set for life? all because he wants to spite spardot when he was the one who stuck his dick in her to begin with.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
even without spardot the kid still deserves money. kirts always making money from these crypto scams but cant be fucked to make sure his own kid is set for life? all because he wants to spite spardot when he was the one who stuck his dick in her to begin with.
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Lmao if you think Kirt could make anyone “set for life” with his shitty crypto scamming.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Lmao if you think Kirt could make anyone “set for life” with his shitty crypto scamming.
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he actually had a fair bit of money for a while even had a job again. im sure he also gets money from that shitty documentary about him as well. its all part of the kirt cycle. he has moments where he is actually pretty well off then blows it all. every single time.
 
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can someone who is decently versed in crypto trading explain this newest grift to me? If you scroll through his profile on here, you’ll see he has been steadily buying 1sol (~200usd), and in just 20 hours the market cap has nearly doubled. So is kirt walking away from this with 600k? I expect he will start selling off from side wallets in the coming weeks but I’ve never ran one of these so I’m not sure how much people actually get away with. Considering his substandard living conditions it is wild to think that this kind of money just slips through his fingers like sand. Some people are truly cursed to roam the desert forever
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
he actually had a fair bit of money for a while even had a job again. im sure he also gets money from that shitty documentary about him as well. its all part of the kirt cycle. he has moments where he is actually pretty well off then blows it all. every single time.
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I very strongly doubt kirt has ever had any kind of serious money at all at any point in time, other than maybe the salary he had when he was at Ericsson. He's just such a fucking liar that I have a hard time believing anything he says, but at the same time I've only ever seen pictures of all the ghetto hovel apartments he's had. I also suspect that kirt's royalties from the troonflix documentary are probably a pittance, if he's even entitled to any at all.
 
9xcosette said:
View attachment 7825983can someone who is decently versed in crypto trading explain this newest grift to me? If you scroll through his profile on here, you’ll see he has been steadily buying 1sol (~200usd), and in just 20 hours the market cap has nearly doubled. So is kirt walking away from this with 600k? I expect he will start selling off from side wallets in the coming weeks but I’ve never ran one of these so I’m not sure how much people actually get away with. Considering his substandard living conditions it is wild to think that this kind of money just slips through his fingers like sand. Some people are truly cursed to roam the desert forever
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Drug addicts will spend as much money as you give them.
 
I have nothing to say, I just want to post the screaming in agony while eating cheeseburgers video again.
 
break these cuffs said:
Drug addicts will spend as much money as you give them.
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Friendly follow up, in just about a days time the marketcap has halved, bringing his total pnl down to ~330k. it is becoming clearer to me that he may not really be able to cash this out, lest he sully whatever is left of his reputation online. I think the main profit here for him is the trading fees generated, which come out to a figure just above 35k. Feel like 35k off a meme coin is cool money to be making if you’re like.. in your 20s but at nearly 40 years old it’s a little too late, especially when you take into account the stimulant addiction which has already claimed precious years off his overall lifespan.
 

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defango said:
Aubrey Cottle Aka Kirtaner has been arrested and taken to Prison for Bail Violation in association with his $ANON crypto scam. Part of his bail conditions were to not interact with or talk to Anonymous members. Massive self own

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>says dont bring this to twitter because feds are watching

>says it on discord instead which is famously not filled with feds at all ever

genius moves as always kirt. hope prisons fun maybe do us a all a favor and stay there.
 
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