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Fields Of Rye said:
Chinese literature had always been very clear about not tolerating horny women. Glad to know they learned from their ancestors.
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This is Wu Song by the way. He’s the Chinese Aragorn. He got off for this scot free by the way. This book had also led to like 4 of the bloodiest revolutions in human history. Mao Zedong kept a copy of it on him at all times, and quoted from it extensively. Truly, a race of giant fucking dweebs.
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But this one is real:
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
My favorite just for the way she says "I don't have telekinesis, JOEL!"
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Fields Of Rye said:
Chinese literature had always been very clear about not tolerating horny women. Glad to know they learned from their ancestors.
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This is Wu Song by the way. He’s the Chinese Aragorn. He got off for this scot free by the way. This book had also led to like 4 of the bloodiest revolutions in human history. Mao Zedong kept a copy of it on him at all times, and quoted from it extensively. Truly, a race of giant fucking dweebs.

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cybertoaster said:
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In china up to 50 million people starved to death because Mao Zedong decided fuck sparrows. You'd expect something like that to happen in Mid evil or early industral times but no it was 1959, the Chinese sure are something.
 
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cybertoaster said:
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Honestly if the raw level of dickery being accomplished by the magistrates in DoaRC and Water Margin are anywhere near to reality, I wouldn’t be surprised if 80% of these are fake soldiers whose wages were laundered to the Eunics and then when the fighting is done and they do a headcount they all get listed as dead.

Also, fuck it, witness the peak of Chinese cultire. The savage summit of Chingook literature.

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Note: I’m like 90% sure “three inches of mulberry bark” is saying he had a very short, flat, and narrow penis.
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Note: In the oral tradition these would be shouted by performers, so imagine this being yelled out by a Chinese Elliot Rogers
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Note: Here lies Ching Chong, He never scored.

just to be clear, all of these were taken from the same chapter. Pan Jianling gets coerced into adultry and is convinced to poison her husband. Song Wu murders her and like 4 other people.

This has led to her being considered the patron saint of whores in China and bringing great shame onto the Pan family, which lived near to the Shi family,

Oh yeah to be clear, this was a real person. It’s like if you wrote a cuck horror slasher movie about the girl next store and 1200 years later your families are still fighting about it

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Well I hope you have gained an appreciation of Chinese literature, or at least how even their great works involve seething over penis sizes and getting cucked.
 
Can someone explain this Zutt thing I'm seeing everywhere?

Edit looked it up myself. Apparently Mohammed (PBUH) got duked in the ass by 5 men from al zutt.
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