💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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Suffah, janny

 

[StudMccool]

Hasan is live right now, normally would not post this but the exact pictosecond I loaded up his stream he went live, makes me feel in my gut there is somthing worth watching so while im encouraging people to watch, DO NOT TYPE IN HIS CHAT or engage in any other way with him, we are observers and chroniclers only when we are outside these walls, we can shitpost all we like IN HERE.

Dont fuck up Kiwifarms "good name", we stand alone in the modern internet as those who can keep their chaos controlled (within reason). We arent here to troll people or even contact them at all, from the lolcows and their audiance perspective we should almost not even exist, like scientists obersving the North Sentimentalese(its a uncontacted tribe of native people that attack any boats that get to close to their ilsand with spears and arrows)

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

“Why do you guys care so much about this? You guys are obsessed.”
This seems to be the current defense for these faggots right now. I feel like a broken record at this point,but you seriously can't hate these people enough.

 

[StudMccool]

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Imagine being the VP at twitch thats getting the credit for replacing 30,000 jannies with an AI that is 74% more effective and with 0 downtime while being fluent in every language and not power tripping every 10 seconds because of a physical deficiency.

Say what you want about AI taking jobs thats one job im HAPPY to see taken out of sad 30 year olds hands who have no real power in their life or society so they life to enact arbitrary punishments to uphold rules they dident even make. Quite literally the very low budget, smaller scope Nazis they accuse others of being.

Holy freaking smokes, did some napkin math (read I asked chat GPT a well worded promt and they did all the heavy lifting)

thats a casual Arleigh Burke-class destroyer with enough left over to build the LACMA arts center. All in one day with one mass email. Modern capitalism is wiggity wiggity wacky

 

[Blasphemian]

my dumbshit ass put this on the politics thread first
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Shit now we know we he had a shock collar, if the leash wrapped around those twigs ONCE its ova
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This video I found is incredible look at this shit
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Looking like Draculas gay cousin that dosent get invited to family events


Full video breaking down his terrible fashion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsozWKzFBrA
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WHITE SUPREMACIST ALERT

Jesus Christ, this is the faggot women throw themselves at. This guy. This guy that dresses like a gay retard.

 

[culk]

Hasan is live right now,

looked at this for about 10 seconds and saw this random chat

goddamn he must hate his audience

 

[StudMccool]

above is a 23 month sub lmao

this is a mod


these are some choice comments I was able to grab during a segment where a couple faggot streamers run defense for Hasan while he was stunlocked.

Hasan really is an absurdly great lolcow, anyone else would have the synapses in their brain firing enough to realize that after literally 3 weeks you should not be reacting to videos about this drama when you still need to be locked onto follower for 6th month only chat.

He just cant help himself, he will listen to anything that puts him even a tiny positive light rather than just let it all die.

Hasan is the modern day last emperor of Austria-hungary, just in the worst drip watching you fractious empire tear itself apart.

Charles I drip was off the chain in comparison


Fuck I found more when I went to get this one and Ill go ahead and spoiler em to not clog up the feed anymore but they are old golden, Hasan really isent helping some Turkish stereotypes



Holy shit, if you flip his setup he looks IDENTICAL to that fat Breadtubber, going to figure out his name when I go to get his picture but Im sure you will know who I mean


this nigga, Vaush

LMAO, i wouldent let this next hoe out if its me chief, the fuck, did he have a fat era, what is going on with those cheeks my brother? Looking like drake if both his parents were white.


Shit as im doing this fucker is getting stunlocked about allegations he is quitting, what a fun thread




sorry this post got out of hand, just have a little free time today and I wanted to do a fit compelation of what google images has of his fashion attempts and been listening to his stream in background to be able to document when he gets stun locked, if a mod wants to help me separate this into 2 separate posts id be very greatful

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Hasan is a great lolcow because he is incapable of eating an L, he really thought of himself as some untouchable demi god because he lifts weights, grooms his face and has good amount of deranged sycophants. He'll probably be whining about collargate the rest of his life because it's the first time humble pie was forced into his mouth since he was fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Hasan is a great lolcow because he is incapable of eating an L, he really thought of himself as some untouchable demi god because he lifts weights, grooms his face and has good amount of deranged sycophants. He'll probably be whining about collargate the rest of his life because it's the first time humble pie was forced into his mouth since he was fat.

He's fatter than ever. It is a fatness, a corpulence of the soul. The soul that he doesn't have, yet is somehow fat.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Where is Kaya? Did he overdo the tranquilisers?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Hasan is a great lolcow because he is incapable of eating an L, he really thought of himself as some untouchable demi god because he lifts weights, grooms his face and has good amount of deranged sycophants. He'll probably be whining about collargate the rest of his life because it's the first time humble pie was forced into his mouth since he was fat.

Hasan behaves like the typical Former Fatty. They grew up feeling unattractive, and now they carry that bitterness as adults, along with the raging ego and overconfidence they adapt to overcompensate for their low self esteem as kids.

He's fatter than ever. It is a fatness, a corpulence of the soul. The soul that he doesn't have, yet is somehow fat.

Of course, with all this stress, there's one thing Hasan can turn to for comfort, and he can certainly afford to have junk food DoorDashed to him daily. He'll start porking out by year's end, and then his vanity will shift into overdrive. Hasan will overcompensate like a motherfucker since he'll still have have a massive narc wound from all this drama, compounded with the balding and the weight gain.

I look forward to his slow decent into plastic surgery and Botox.

 

[royious]

Suffah, janny

imagine all of the fired twitch jannies defect and start posting en masse on the farms. The jannies post all scandals and dirty laundry they hid, oh boy that would be fun.

 

[Bzk]

He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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[Dropa5pack]

He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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I wish he would take his own advice and go back to turkey.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I don't get why everyone is so bent about the dog, clearly he didn't have an Armenian to kill and had to take out his day on some living creature.

 

[Akerman]

All Hasan cares about is "How do I shittalk the people I hate (mainly just whites and jews.)"
Somalia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, etc. don't interest him because they're all just one group of blacks genociding another group of blacks; no chance whatsoever to pin the problems on Huwite people, or the Yehudis.

If he wanted to he could spin it to hate on whites in the same way he always does though, say that its all the Europeans fault for colonizing the area. The British drew lines which means the Africans have to chimp out 24/7 over a century later, and Europe should pay reparations or something. Prior to the yakub there was no conflict in Africa, it was a giant Wakanda. It's textbook anti-colonial studies which is just anti-white studies with a scholarly veneer. Go back in history until you find a whitey and then blame it all on him. The only reason he isn't bothering to do so here is probably because the chatter is right, he don't care enough about Sudan to do this song & dance for them. Like most people he could give less of a shit about the PVP zone of the world.

 

[Sheogorath]

HASAN IS GETTING TURNED ON BY RANDOM NIGGERS

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

dosent matter how fit Hasan is. He will always be that fat little middle school boy everytime he looks at himself in the mirror.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

Hasan behaves like the typical Former Fatty. They grew up feeling unattractive, and now they carry that bitterness as adults, along with the raging ego and overconfidence they adapt to overcompensate for their low self esteem as kids

Thanks for putting this take more eloquently than I could. I think this ties back to his awful fashion sense that in no way matches the "leftist with a MAGA physique" shit he tries to push so hard. He dresses as if he was a gay soft boy twink because growing up he saw those were the types that the women he lusted over liked. Him being a fatso led him to ignore how to style himself, he saw it as a waste of time because no matter what clothes he wore, no women that he desired would go out with a fat retard like him.

Now that he's no longer fat and has this disproportionate fake muscular body, he just dresses as an early twenties twink without considering how it just accentuates his hilariously tiny head. No self respecting muscular MAGA man would be caught wearing the shit he wears. Also, him trying his hardest to appear much younger even when he's pushing 40 is so funny.

With his reputation permanently ruined for anyone who isn't already in his cult, his political aspirations dead in the water and without his looks, he really has nothing to offer. His ego won't allow him to just log off and live a normal life, he'll always crave the attention and admiration that his groupies have given him over the years. He has great potential to become a damn fine lolcow.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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I love how this doesn't even make sense