Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

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break these cuffs said:
My guess is he's glad she's gone so he can have strange men come over and take him to pound town.
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I wouldn't say I'm nostalgic for the days of Zach doing photoshoots while he fed a three-foot silicone tube into his anus in his mildewed bathroom while his stepkids shared a bedroom next door, but at least he was accomplishing something.

His yucky porn, his stupid political videos; he withdrew from everything to be tetchy and argumentative on text-based social media, and now he does nothing at all.
 
Zach has no power over Heather except what Heather allows him to have. Kinda like that phrase: "nobody can mistreat you without your consent".

Heather pays all bills, gives him money, feeds him, dresses him, puts a roof over his head. The only think keeping Zach in the house is Heather's insecurities. Now she's gaining some self esteem and makes more money (and it's her money) that she's enjoying, she's closer to the realization that she doesn't need Zach.

Alas, she seems "nice" enough that she wouldn't leave this guy to be homeless and I'm sure she suggested him going with her, but Zach simply doesn't like to go out and be with people and she's lucky for that.

Also, notice how she's not at all bothered by Zach being kicked off the internet. She's just living her life like nothing. She truly doesn't care he's become a pariah.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
She truly doesn't care he's become a pariah.
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But really wasn't he kind of a self selected pariah all along? :lit:
From the pandemic. Four years ago. How time flies.

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I can just imagine Zach looking at these smiling faces, getting angry and writing a 23 part, contrarian Twitter thread about how he doesn’t understand foreign travel.

> I’ve seen it all in movies
> I can get the exact same sensations from pictures online
> nothing good ever happened outside
> you can have just as much fun scrolling x dot com
> my autistic brain cant handle not understanding the language.
> why isnt everyone masking
> wont this money be better spent on commissioning a custom dragon dildo ?
> joy is naught but a chemical illusion
> i miss my balls ...
 
Sean Andalou said:
Maybe he does, but he will never ever admit it. ;)
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He doesn't have to. Zach's entire life revolved around porn/coom and feeling superior to people on the internet. He willingly gave up his sex drive and has now been driven off the internet without even his precious horse dildos to comfort him.
 
In a way, it's a divine comedy, something only God himself could have concieved.

The spawn of a party clown and a nobody.
Badly educated
Rejects traditional sexual mores to become a freak online
Begins injecting home-made chemicals
Experiments with drugs claiming to expand their consciousness
Becomes heralded on the internet as an expert
Marry a woman and cheat on her immediately before she'd taken off the underwear she said her vows in
Buys into their own press
Falls in knee deep water to have a near-death experience
Have expert status questioned
Start worshipping a snake
Mutilated their body
Got a degree but it doesn't matter
Cuts off their balls
INstead of being lauded and praised: Canceled
Wife embarks and a self-improvement journey
Wife begins to go to expensive shit all on the company dime
Wife begins to be able to afford shit
Stuck in a dirty house too lazy to clean
No balls. Sex drive slowly evaporated.
the ULTIMATE in post-nut clarity

Have nothing
Have nobody
Are nothing
Are nobody


Zack the Clownspawn is the ultimate Opera Comedy
 
Autistic Nonetheless said:
I can just imagine Zach looking at these smiling faces, getting angry and writing a 23 part, contrarian Twitter thread about how he doesn’t understand foreign travel.

> I’ve seen it all in movies
> I can get the exact same sensations from pictures online
> nothing good ever happened outside
> you can have just as much fun scrolling x dot com
> my autistic brain cant handle not understanding the language.
> why isnt everyone masking
> wont this money be better spent on commissioning a custom dragon dildo ?
> joy is naught but a chemical illusion
> i miss my balls ...
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"There are shallow puddles EVERYWHERE! Are you TRYING to kill me, Heather? ARE YOU?"
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
"There are shallow puddles EVERYWHERE! Are you TRYING to kill me, Heather? ARE YOU?"
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The restaurant tried to serve me soup. SOUP! Why if I had a heart attack i could have drowned.
Look Heather, i found a study that says 37 people a year drown in a bowl of soup.
Absolute deathtrap.
Lets just stay in the hotel and never go outside .
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
"There are shallow puddles EVERYWHERE! Are you TRYING to kill me, Heather? ARE YOU?"
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There is a big river in Paris, I can see this ass freaking out and ruining the trip for Heather. He's the kind of idiot who not only insists to stay at the hotel being miserable, but experts you stays there with them too.

Damn, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during their conversation about the trip. On one hand, Heather honestly saying she couldn't take him because it's a job trip but being secretly happy that he wasn't going and on the other, Zach saying he's glad he's not going because he's too autistic and introverted for it, but hating that Heather is happy and enjoying herself away from him.
 
Something tells me that when Heather comes back, either Zach will have somehow burned it down trying to do something S M R T, or end up inviting a bunch of unhinged troons and turning it into a flophouse.

Either way, it's much better if she just decided to stay over there, because after all the great stuff she's experienced without some meth-mouthed autist dragging her down, how can she even think of going back to all that?
 
It is Heather's house and she's paid for everything since day one. If Zach's bringing people in, at least he should have the courtesy to ask them to leave and clean the place before she's back.

And to be fair, that's also Heather's son's house, so inviting people without asking him or making him feel uncomfortable with the presence of strangers is enough to kick him out too. I mean, I think the son already works so he's contributing to the house more than Zach ever did.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
...how can she even think of going back to all that?
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Heather is a profoundly damaged person. She wouldn't be in her current predicament if she wasn't. I think the defining characteristic that determines whether she finally gives him the boot is how much of this is self-imposed vs. how much he manipulates her.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
It is Heather's house and she's paid for everything since day one. If Zach's bringing people in, at least he should have the courtesy to ask them to leave and clean the place before she's back.
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LOLOL. Every surface of that house has most likely been touched by a stinkditch or girldick at least once.

break these cuffs said:
Heather is a profoundly damaged person. She wouldn't be in her current predicament if she wasn't. I think the defining characteristic that determines whether she finally gives him the boot is how much of this is self-imposed vs. how much he manipulates her.
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Of course she is. It takes a very damaged person to think, "Gosh, this person has no job, is an asshole, a raging autist, a meth mouth, and nothing to offer, but by golly I want to marry them!" ....then to stick with them after they cheat on you on your own wedding night? That's a whole new level of negative self-respect.
 
I'm gonna give her some benefit of the doubt because when she met Zach, she was a different person. She's now on her own with two grown kids who are on their own as well and she doesn't need a "wife" to help her raise them (not that Zach ever did so), so her perspective about life might change.

If she wants to meet a real woman to keep larping as a lesbian, go ahead, but at least make sure this one ain't a parasite.
 
This is turning into a soap! Can't wait to see where Heather goes without him next.

She might get a taste for it. :optimistic:

Tasty Tatty said:
I'm gonna give her some benefit of the doubt because when she met Zach, she was a different person. She's now on her own with two grown kids who are on their own as well and she doesn't need a "wife" to help her raise them (not that Zach ever did so), so her perspective about life might change.
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This makes lots of sense to me.

I want her to kick him out so bad, because I wanna read all the self pitying crying and wailing that will result. It will be EPIC!
 
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