💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Did Junior get caught?

It's more likely just his retarded take on the current happenings on twitch.

 

[Dollar Duck]

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The list of atrocities from people under 30 keeps growing. First all they do is argue and now they are all pedophiles too.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I just feel depressed looking at that guy.

Understandable. But, have you been keeping up with Jack? While this is indeed the face of an incredibly depressed person who only feels joy numbed pain when they're eating, don't pity this fool.

Not only did he architect his current situation -- scorning and mocking anyone who came along who tried to help him avoid it -- to this day he denies it is what it is, what caused it, and who caused it. He had his wife smuggle fast food into his hospital room while he recovered from a stroke. Then he refused to do the physical therapy that would save his body.

Now he spends all his free time Dark Triading: feigning religiosity while hoping all the people he doesn't like suffer and all the places he doesn't like get destroyed. This is not an exaggeration.

Everything he endures, he caused and deserves.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Understandable. But, have you been keeping up with Jack? While this is indeed the face of an incredibly depressed person who only feels joy numbed pain when they're eating, don't pity this fool.

Not only did he architect his current situation -- scorning and mocking anyone who came along who tried to help him avoid it -- to this day he denies it is what it is, what caused it, and who caused it. He had his wife smuggle fast food into his hospital room while he recovered from a stroke. Then he refused to do the physical therapy that would save his body.

Now he spends all his free time Dark Triading: feigning religiosity while hoping all the people he doesn't like suffer and all the places he doesn't like get destroyed. This is not an exaggeration.

Everything he endures, he caused and deserves.

I'd long since accepted that Jack is a stupid fat fuck but the bit about sneaking fast food into the ER after a repeated food-induced stroke absolutely trounces me. That's some 600-lb. life shit. Dr. Now would screech like a banshee.

In my soft heart I sometimes spiral towards pitying him. Then I remember shit like this and just grab some popcorn.

Edit: Another infuriating thing is this: the hospital, particularly the ER, is NOT A HOTEL. Someone probably almost certainly needs that bed more than you. Some nignog is probably bleeding out from a stab wound in the lobby waiting for a room while Jacko is there for eating himself to retardation. Also, I've been in the ER. The staff be trippin' if you so much as drink water until you're cleared to do so. Fluids, foods, etc. can fuck with test results (vitals, etc.). Ingesting anything can lead to erroneous diagnoses and thus erroneous treatments. God damn Jack I hate you.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd long since accepted that Jack is a stupid fat fuck but the bit about sneaking fast food into the ER after a repeated food-induced stroke absolutely trounces me. That's some 600-lb. life shit. Dr. Now would screech like a banshee at this.

To be fair, his family is probably sick of him and knows it’s not worth fighting him on this stuff. Some people don’t want to live if they can’t stuff their faces. One the one hand I’m kind of amazed he hasn’t gotten on Ozempic or similar. On the other hand he’d really miss his best friend food if his appetite took a hit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack gargles the balls of AI



Such a wise creator

 

[the khat quaffer]

Where is Jr at now that his workplace 1) has a cafeteria that is apparently more like a full service restaurant, 2) would hire somebody with Jr's... skills..., and 3) let's random dumbfucks in? I'm having trouble coming up with an answer that isn't him being a busboy.

a tard asylum

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I laugh when fatty calls himself a creator and gives this unsolicited advice when he doesn't even make minimum wage by being a "creator"

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Such a wise creator

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Woke up this morning. Felt like raising both arms over my head. Did it easily. Freedom of not being a stroked out retard. Love it.

I'd long since accepted that Jack is a stupid fat fuck but the bit about sneaking fast food into the ER after a repeated food-induced stroke absolutely trounces me. That's some 600-lb. life shit. Dr. Now would screech like a banshee.

In my soft heart I sometimes spiral towards pitying him. Then I remember shit like this and just grab some popcorn.

Fitting because don't forget Tammy would also take Jack out of the hospital to the movie theater to eat even more shit he wasn't supposed to.

 

[AnOminous]

I laugh when fatty calls himself a creator and gives this unsolicited advice when he doesn't even make minimum wage by being a "creator"

Apparently burbling and drooling and ramming entire cheeseburgers down his throat, spewing sauce all over his face and clothes like goyslop bukkake, then gurgling "meet gud" is being a "creator" these days.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Edit: Another infuriating thing is this: the hospital, particularly the ER, is NOT A HOTEL. Someone probably almost certainly needs that bed more than you. Some nignog is probably bleeding out from a stab wound in the lobby waiting for a room while Jacko is there for eating himself to retardation. Also, I've been in the ER. The staff be trippin' if you so much as drink water until you're cleared to do so. Fluids, foods, etc. can fuck with test results (vitals, etc.). Ingesting anything can lead to erroneous diagnoses and thus erroneous treatments. God damn Jack I hate you.

It wasn't a hospital but he was in... I think it was a nursing home or something where insurance was paying for him to take up a bed while he was supposed to do physical therapy. The hospital was only after he got his stroke and they stabilized him.

But yeah. Fatty is an asshole.

Such a wise creator

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Freedom of a freeloader you mean.

Creators make actual money, get sponsors and go to events. Fatty is just a stand and stir show but on the internet where he gets little engagement and most of his fans look like they're missing chromosomes. Not a good look.

 

[Shartavius]

Fatty is just a stand and stir show

And it's often too high a bar for him to meet, despite always following up with social media posts utilizing LLMs and speech-to-text to compensate for being incapable of patting himself on the ass for his "content."

 

[AnOminous]

Fatty is just a stand and stir show but on the internet where he gets little engagement and most of his fans look like they're missing chromosomes.

Tammy has to the stirring much of the time because gimpy only has one hand. Unless there's something holding the bowl in place it will just slide everywhere. He sometimes does that thing where he slams his dead meat hand down next to the bowl and stirs with the other hand but he's ashamed to emphasize that he's a gimp.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Tammy has to the stirring much of the time because gimpy only has one hand. Unless there's something holding the bowl in place it will just slide everywhere. He sometimes does that thing where he slams his dead meat hand down next to the bowl and stirs with the other hand but he's ashamed to emphasize that he's a gimp.

Of course Hammy does most of the work. It's as transparent as when he used to flip the video when they were driving to some fast food place to make it look like he was the one driving when in reality she was the one driving his worthless ass to get another fast food monstrosity.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Rare moment where Jack uploads movie reviews on his youtube channel

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

It wasn't a hospital but he was in... I think it was a nursing home or something where insurance was paying for him to take up a bed while he was supposed to do physical therapy. The hospital was only after he got his stroke and they stabilized him.

But yeah. Fatty is an asshole.


Freedom of a freeloader you mean.

Creators make actual money, get sponsors and go to events. Fatty is just a stand and stir show but on the internet where he gets little engagement and most of his fans look like they're missing chromosomes. Not a good look.

Jack was in a TCU, transitional care unit. Basically for people who aren't sick enough to be in a hospital but still need to be monitored, do physical therapy, make sure meds are working, etc.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It wasn't a hospital but he was in... I think it was a nursing home or something where insurance was paying for him to take up a bed while he was supposed to do physical therapy. The hospital was only after he got his stroke and they stabilized him.

Jack was in a TCU, transitional care unit. Basically for people who aren't sick enough to be in a hospital but still need to be monitored, do physical therapy, make sure meds are working, etc.

I could be wrong but I swear I remember Jagoff posting pics of fast food even before he left for that nursing home. It was like on his last few nights in the hospital.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Rare moment where Jack uploads movie reviews on his youtube channel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uKczlL9aJpA

Ah yes, woofman, starring channan tatum.There are other typos as well. Jackie, you've made a life out of being a...content creator. Basic errors like these shouldn't be skirting by your proofreading process. Fucking Chris-chan had better attention to detail.

I don't get his obsession with "no political agendas." I mean I hate political shit as much as the next fella but but the pendulum has been swinging the other way pretty hard last couple years. IDGAF about political undertones. Is it good or not?

Woke up this morning. Felt like raising both arms over my head. Did it easily. Freedom of not being a stroked out retard. Love it.

It's like a retarded version of The Sopranos.

Or able-bodied. Either one.

got myself a scooty puff

 

[Shartavius]

Fucking Chris-chan had better attention to detail.

I don't get his obsession with "no political agendas."

Jack is one of those cows who is fatally incapable of resisting shortcuts in thinking or creating "opportunities" to brag about them.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I could be wrong but I swear I remember Jagoff posting pics of fast food even before he left for that nursing home. It was like on his last few nights in the hospital.

It's possible. He's so addicted to fast food he probably had Hammy smuggle it in.

I mean the very food that caused you to have a stroke and he's still eating that overly processed shit.