📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

BRUH
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It's shit like this that makes me want to stop being gay.

I will happily get a beard and live a lie for the rest of my life if it means I won't be grouped in with these "people" ever again.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tif has sex with her trans girlfriend who has told her several times he wishes she has a dick.

Why do they even bother?

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

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A tif has sex with her trans girlfriend who has told her several times he wishes she has a dick.

Why do they even bother?

I wonder if this issue was caused by the 'Genderbread Man' or the 'Gender Unicorn' because this seems to happen a lot with the younger ones.

 

[Stan]

It's the same as trannies wearing the most girly skirts and dresses. Their body is not feminine enough to signal "I am a woman", so they have to wear woman-coded clothing to get the point across. It reminds me of comedy groups like monty python. Sometimes they would play a female character, but they're of course all men. To signal to the audience "this is a woman within the fantasy of the skit" they always wear a floral dress, a wig and thick make up.

The fact they have to signal to everyone what they're "supposed" to be is damning.

Don’t forget the Monty python player character bit female voice, it sounds like a shrill git but it sort of get the point across along with the ridiculous costuming. "AH DON'T LUIKE SPAM!!!" etc.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Burlington GOAT Factory: when a tranny tries to use a woman's bathroom at a store, a manager with no appetite for nonsense rules that he cannot use the bathroom until she confirms it's cleared of all real women; eventually, she calls security on the troon in question and - despite his attempts to find oppression solidarity with her due to her assumed Latin heritage - mocks him as he is escorted away. Out of rage and spite, he turns to Reddit and attempts to soft-dox her by mentioning her name and the exact address of her workplace.
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I was discriminated against at Burlington for being transgender — I feel hopeless and need advice​

Hi everyone, I really need some advice.
I went to Burlington late Tuesday evening around 9 P.M. and asked the manager if she could unlock the restroom for me. She immediately said, “Yes, sir, I’ll open it for you,” even though I was clearly dressed in leggings, had a small purse, earrings, and my hair up in a bun.
She then walked me to the men’s restroom and opened it. I told her, “I’m transgender and identify as female — I use the women’s restroom.” She said, “I know you are, but you’re still a man, and I can’t let you use that restroom.”
I told her that’s the bathroom I use, and she said, “If there are women in there, I can’t let you go in.” She hadn’t even checked, so she got down on her knees, looked under the stalls, and said, “There’s no one in there, go — but if any woman tries to go in, I’ll stop them.”
That made me extremely uncomfortable. Afterward, I tried to keep shopping, but she called security on me. Security came up to my face and told me I had to leave. When I asked why, they just said, “The manager doesn’t want you here.” I tried to explain, but they wouldn’t listen.
As I was walking out, I told the manager — her name is Laura — that as a Hispanic woman, she should understand what discrimination feels like. She yelled back, “Respect the women’s bathroom!” and mocked me as I was leaving.
I felt humiliated, unsafe, and honestly, hopeless. I’ve never been treated like that before.
What do you guys think I should do? Should I contact corporate, file a discrimination complaint, or go to the media? I just want to make sure no one else goes through this.
Thank you for reading any advice or direction would mean a lot to me. Edit: The store was 4400 north fwy, Houston TX 77022 and her name was Laura

A grass not quite so green on the other side: a crossdresser who pursued his life goal of aping women full time is upset when he learns womanhood is more than just pillow fights and Tiger Beat magazines. How many opportunities are actually taken from him due to him being a woman rather than being perceived by those around him as a panty-wearing loon, you think?
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Im sick of being a woman​

Hi, I’m a trans woman. I know the title will seem confusing but bear with me, please. I’ve been transitioning for well over a decade, and I don’t regret transitioning one bit. It was never something I doubted about myself. I’ve always been a woman. Once I learned what being transgender meant, I knew that transitioning was what I had to do. However, I feel sad about all the lost opportunities I might’ve had if I were a man. I am consistently passed up for promotions at work, despite working twice as hard, so a man with a quarter of the qualifications I have can take the position. I think of all the experiences that are considerably more dangerous for me just because I’m a woman. Like walking home alone. Or going to a bar with friends. And the way I’m treated by men, I’m not taken seriously. Or how people expect me to settle down and have children, instead of doing something with my life. It’s frustrating.
I know there are layers and layers to this. I’m just venting about my experience with misogyny and to open up a discussion about it. I’ve gone through this for the better half of the last decade and I’m burnt out and tired and things only seem to be getting worse out there. I hope we see change for the better soon.

In search of gainful employment, a pooner has a run-in with a fellow bepronouned dipshit while leaving her contact details for the hiring manager, seething internally as the employee gets overly familiar due to their shared lunacy. Reddit is not so sympathetic, so she edits her vent to clarify just how much she wants to divorce herself from those of her psuedoreligious affiliation.
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Why can’t tucutes stfu when they clock another trans person??​

The other day, I went into a head shop to leave my information bc I’m looking for a new job. I haven’t been able to change my name yet legally, so I mentioned to the (obviously trans) worker that I use a different name, and asked if I should put that name down too. That’s all I asked.
I’m so thankful the only other person in the store was my partner, bc this worker proceeds to ask me “he/him?” I’m just like “yeah..” and hoping they leave it at that. Nope! They then proceed to tell me that “it’s so awesome seeing other trans people in town!” And again I’m just like “uh yeah..”, all the while thinking to myself, wtf is this persons problem?
I’ve had two interviews in the last couple weeks, and both times I mentioned I used another name, and neither of them (both middle aged women) said anything about me being trans, or anything. Literally just “oh, okay.”
This person was obviously trans, so obviously they just thought I associated with the mainstream community bc all trans do, right?!? I guess all I can really say is thank FUCK no one else was in there… Or maybe then they would have actually had some sense to shut up. Idk.
Edit to add : to those who are upset that this interaction annoyed me, I have a MEDICAL CONDITION! I don’t want to talk to people about it. If I want to talk about it, I’ll come here. Otherwise, I don’t want to think about the fact that I am trans. I don’t feel that I am a part of a community, I have a medical condition, that I sometimes talk about here, that’s it. I don’t believe I overreacted at all, I was calm and polite with this person, didn’t even tell them I was uncomfortable. All I did was make a post venting my frustrations. I don’t believe that is an overreaction. If you want to talk about this condition with other people, that’s great. I personally don’t, and I don’t believe other trans people should be essentially forcing me to do so.

A man who is barely literate and has no idea how female anatomy operates grieves the opportunity to bleed from his genitals roughly once a month, every month, for literal decades, only interrupted by illness or pregnancy.
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Im sorry but thats just how I feel​

I wish i had a vagina and got peroids. Idc how painful it would be I just wanna feel belong. Idk how it even works completely but I want it more than anything else. Im tired of being excluded from every girl group and im tried people say im being "disrespectful" for wanting that. Every person's gedner identity and body is different and thats what I want mine to be.
You never asked to get periods but I did.

A T4T couple experiences problems when the troon keeps disrespecting the poon, describing her voice as effeminate and fruity while referring to her macroclitoris as a micropenis. Despite this, OP - the TiF - defends him from the getgo by claiming that "for the most part, [she's] very understanding."
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Gf causing me dysphoria​

So for the most part she's very understanding of what dysphoria is since she is also trans but there's still things that she'll say/do to trigger my dysphoria. She refers to my genitals as having a micropenis and she says I get misgendered because I have an effeminate voice. It makes me feel like shit because I've literally been on T 7 years and theres nothing I can do about my voice and I want a bigger dick but i also don't want to not be able to have kids in the future. Idk what to do. I just don't want her to acknowledge my genitals at all and I wish she'd stop saying I have such a girly and gay sounding voice.

Getting schooled: a FTM gets her feelings hurt when a professor of organic chemistry notes that environmental substances may play a role in the increasing commonality of transgenderism, leading scores of her classmates to laugh. Remember, everyone: poking fun at trans people publicly is vital to maintain the very fabric of our society, so do it loudly and proudly! You never know who might be seething among your audience!
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Organic Chem professor said something weird today​

She was talking about polyfluorinated substances, how they are really persistent in the environment and the human body. Then she said something along the lines of: “This is why young people are getting cancer, getting inflammatory diseases, why people are questioning their gender.”
The entire lecture hall of some 80-ish students laughs. Damn. I’m pretty used to hearing things like this but it kind of sickens me that any of those 80-ish people could have heard this and had it reinforce their bigotry and misinformed thoughts towards trans people.
I guess I’m wondering what some other folks might think. Not the best at chemistry, never have been, but I looked up what she said and it’s not proven like she implied it was.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Burlington GOAT Factory: when a tranny tries to use a woman's bathroom at a store, a manager with no appetite for nonsense rules that he cannot use the bathroom until she confirms it's cleared of all real women

You scroll down his stupid reddit profile and not 4 post down you find this.

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Good on that manager.

 

[PP Police]

However, I feel sad about all the lost opportunities I might’ve had if I were a man... I think of all the experiences that are considerably more dangerous for me just because I’m a woman. Like walking home alone. Or going to a bar with friends. And the way I’m treated by men, I’m not taken seriously. Or how people expect me to settle down and have children, instead of doing something with my life. It’s frustrating.

It's genuinely hard to tell where the LARP ends and the mental illness begins. I'm not a woman, but I feel offended on behalf of women reading that knowing that he is a contributing factor towards women not feeling safe. It makes me sick.

 

[Sean Andalou]

NB selfies.


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Some comments.

Lookin awesome dude. Especially love the earrings and skull necklace.

I am truly envious of those of us that have incredible make-up game. I wish I had a fraction of that talent.

Question plus reply from OP.

DAMN I need to know where you get your stuff. I absolutely love your style!

dress is target, turtleneck and cross necklace are thrifted, deer necklace is spirit halloween, earrings are local shop and maybe artist but i'm sure the charms could have been purchased, plugs are from amazon lol :3 thank you!​

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Spoiler: woman musing

I learned from experience that when ID photos make me take my glasses off, that's the one day I gotta actually pencil over my brows, use matte powder and go strong with the eyeliner, or else my indoor complexion whites out my facial features and makes me look like an early Internet copypasta. It'd probably be worse if I were also trying to look like something I'm not, or if I hadn't matured into the "oh you should see how bad mine looks" years. Anyway GIT GUD, HON.

I've had one awesome DL picture in my life. I still have it, for no reason other than nostalgia and nonsense ::goals::. My current one was me actually planning for it and going in thinking I looked good but being shocked and embarrassed at what came out. I toned down my hair color immediately. I can't wait til this thing expires, because another 3 years of age is surely going to work in my favor.

A very basic and common dream for women. But utterly impossible for me. Just because of the fucking Y chromosome.

Just that pesky little thing....

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A tif has sex with her trans girlfriend who has told her several times he wishes she has a dick.

Why do they even bother?

"We had sex" (which was "great") in which our narrator actively dislikes being touched sexually and her sex partner states multiple times she wishes the narrator were a different person completely and is turned off by narrator's body. Yep, sounds amazing.

I am consistently passed up for promotions at work, despite working twice as hard, so a man with a quarter of the qualifications I have can take the position.

Anyone who has ever been in any kind of company knows that presenting yourself embarrassingly or making others uncomfortable is not the pathway to success.

I think of all the experiences that are considerably more dangerous for me just because I’m a woman. Like walking home alone. Or going to a bar with friends.

Hey, stop appropriating an incorrect womanhood experience!

And the way I’m treated by men, I’m not taken seriously.

Oh, I don't think that's because you're a woman.

Or how people expect me to settle down and have children, instead of doing something with my life.

Pressing [X].

I wish i had a vagina and got peroids.

Peroids are underrated, true.

Idc how painful it would be I just wanna feel belong. Idk how it even works completely but I want it more than anything else. Im tired of being excluded from every girl group and im tried people say im being "disrespectful" for wanting that. Every person's gedner identity and body is different and thats what I want mine to be.
You never asked to get periods but I did.

Pfft, he doesn't even know about the secret handshake you're taught when you start your period the first time.

I want a bigger dick

Guess she really is a man.

Idk what to do. I just don't want her to acknowledge my genitals at all

Sounds like a fantastic and healthy relationship with a great shot at forever.

 

[YouTube Autist]

I wish I could just be a pretty girl that can shoot her cum and stay hard to fuck my girlfriend.

Some people say that transgenderism is just a sexual fetish.

She said, “I know you are, but you’re still a man, and I can’t let you use that restroom.”

Someone tell me who this woman is so I can send her a fruit basket.

I wish i had a vagina and got peroids. Idc how painful it would be I just wanna feel belong.

ME WANT BE WOMAN. HAVE VAGINA. ME WANT WEAR DRESS, PUT FLOWER IN HAIR. UNGAH UGA

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Or how people expect me to settle down and have children, instead of doing something with my life.

This is comically delusional. However, he may not be that far off the mark in his perception that nobody expects him to do anything with his life.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Unflattering DMV photos are the only universal human

Wait, in America they take one for you? Here you have to bring your own photo. They check if it's valid (facial features clearly visible, big enough margins around the head, etc.) and you're good to go.

A man who is barely literate and has no idea how female anatomy operates grieves the opportunity to bleed from his genitals roughly once a month, every month, for literal decades, only interrupted by illness or pregnancy.

You'd expect someone wishing to be a woman to actually do research. I made the mistake of reading a few pages of the woman problems thread in BP out of morbid curiosity and, well.... The horror

 

[Julie Newmar]

Wait, in America they take one for you? Here you have to bring your own photo. They check if it's valid (facial features clearly visible, big enough margins around the head, etc.) and you're good to go.

The entire experience of driver’s licenses here is a Saw-caliber trap of humiliation and debasement. They also teach those people how to take the scientifically worse picture possible. Like the farmer you replied to, I also had one gloriously normal-to-good photo at the dmv and still have the expired card.

 

[AI generated waifu]

A grass not quite so green on the other side: a crossdresser who pursued his life goal of aping women full time is upset when he learns womanhood is more than just pillow fights and Tiger Beat magazines. How many opportunities are actually taken from him due to him being a woman rather than being perceived by those around him as a panty-wearing loon, you think?

However, I feel sad about all the lost opportunities I might’ve had if I were a man. I am consistently passed up for promotions at work, despite working twice as hard, so a man with a quarter of the qualifications I have can take the position. I think of all the experiences that are considerably more dangerous for me just because I’m a woman

It's toootally because you're a real waman now and not because you're an off-putting man in drag.

Bonus: you'd never guess what subreddits he's in. Trans, bipolar and suicidewatch, match made in heaven.

Burlington GOAT Factory: when a tranny tries to use a woman's bathroom at a store, a manager with no appetite for nonsense rules that he cannot use the bathroom until she confirms it's cleared of all real women; eventually, she calls security on the troon in question and - despite his attempts to find oppression solidarity with her due to her assumed Latin heritage - mocks him as he is escorted away. Out of rage and spite, he turns to Reddit and attempts to soft-dox her by mentioning her name and the exact address of her workplace.

When going to his profile he links to a cashapp under this name
Where do you follow the Kiwifarms guide to doxing? Would come in handy.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

This is comically delusional. However, he may not be that far off the mark in his perception that nobody expects him to do anything with his life.

Yeah part of the larp for this dude is thinking about how much like a woman he is because all the men around him just think of him as the hot secretary, straight out of a parody of the 1960s. "Oh, how they must all wish I would settle down with a man like a proper lady" he says to himself as they snicker at his man shoulders in a too-tight dress behind his back.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This is comically delusional. However, he may not be that far off the mark in his perception that nobody expects him to do anything with his life.

I enjoy the totally womanly observation that settling down and having kids isn’t “doing something with your life” lol. When they’re this brazen with their delusions I’m always tempted to download Reddit again and profile dive for a selfie. I’m dying to see what this dude looks like claiming that he can’t walk alone at night or go to bars and that everyone wants him to acquire children somehow.

 

[Sean Andalou]

What's the very worst kind of transphobia?


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Spoiler: Whole thing.

I've been publicly out as trans for around 2 months now, I do not pass and I'm not really able to, I have friends who still accept me as a girl which is nice, but its also my first time experiencing this kind of casual accidental transphobia, small things like my teachers looking at my name and then me, clearly looking confused, going to my university office and being told to my face "for some reason your title is listed as Miss should I change it?" And things like nurses saying they "haven't met someone like me" when I'm getting my hrt blood test

To be honest it hurts far more then someone actually attacking me, because they clearly don't mean to be transphobic, but its like they only see trans women as perfectly passing, so when they see a "guy" who identifies as a woman it breaks their idea of it

Key concept:

To be honest it hurts far more then someone actually attacking me, because they clearly don't mean to be transphobic, but its like they only see trans women as perfectly passing, so when they see a "guy" who identifies as a woman it breaks their idea of it

Top comment (emphasis added) :

i have good news: even if you were passing, that would happen. it happens to all of us. the bad news: it still sucks. i guess what we can do is just don’t let this tell more about us than the other person. this is not because we’re not “girls enough”! it’s because that person is a goddamn ignorant.

anyways, i know it still hurts. it hurts in me too. but we’re all here for you

Analysis: Even if you were passing, you weren't really passing.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Burlington GOAT Factory: when a tranny tries to use a woman's bathroom at a store, a manager with no appetite for nonsense rules that he cannot use the bathroom until she confirms it's cleared of all real women; eventually, she calls security on the troon in question and - despite his attempts to find oppression solidarity with her due to her assumed Latin heritage - mocks him as he is escorted away.

Something about this story.. I find it weird that she let him use the loo, and THEN had security remove him when he was shopping... When she had probably gone in an checked the state of the place.
I think he did something in there fr fr fr.
Either something really weird and gross with shit, riffling through the bins and not cleaning up his mess after, or just spitefully pissed on the seats as revenge.
He did something while in there, that obviously crossed the line of this terf trying to be generous.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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A tif has sex with her trans girlfriend who has told her several times he wishes she has a dick.

Why do they even bother?

What the fuck is with these people who switch orientations for troons? None of them seem into it at all but they still do it. Are they so into the idea of being a good ally that they ignore their secuality entirely? It's mind boggling.

 

[Pig Cups]

Something about this story.. I find it weird that she let him use the loo, and THEN had security remove him when he was shopping... When she had probably gone in an checked the state of the place.
I think he did something in there fr fr fr.
Either something really weird and gross with shit, riffling through the bins and not cleaning up his mess after, or just spitefully pissed on the seats as revenge.
He did something while in there, that obviously crossed the line of this terf trying to be generous.

I find it a little weird that she (allegedly) told him “I know you are [trans], but you’re still a man, and I can’t let you use that restroom” when he requested to use the women’s room, but relented on the conditions that she check to make sure that no women were in the bathroom beforehand/are kept out while he’s inside. Why give him that inch, when they’ve taken far too many miles already? Why’d she acquiesce, when she stated in very certain terms why he wasn’t allowed to use his preferred facilities?

I’d have met his protests with “Look, sir, you can either use the men’s room here or find someplace else to do your business. Take your pick.” I dunno- maybe she felt threatened by this bricky rapehon…