You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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internet friend said:
This little fucking homo plastic fagbags that drinks are in now days. They suck to hold, then tou have to spend all this extra effort to suck its little plastic chode to get the last bits out. Just use a fucking bottle.
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Are you talking about the pouches you get cocktails in at sporting events?

Because fuck those things. I'm an adult enjoying an adult beverage, not in grade school having a CapriSun at recess.
 
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These dumbasses. They want you to turn a blind eye when shit gets stolen, yet will be the first to bitch, piss, moan, whine, and complain when those grocery stores and food retailers close up and move right the fuck out of their thieving ass neighborhoods.
 
MAAAD said:
Manufacturers should stop putting huge, unbreakable seals on the lids of every container bigger than a 1 liter bottle.
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Barely related: Engineers need to go back to the drawing board with those plastic containers that have the thin, flexible stuff glued over a hole in the top. I'm glad your glue holds, but when the easy tear tab rips off more easily than the glued edge, why even have a tab? You're going to need to pop it open with scissors anyway.
 
din365 said:
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These dumbasses. They want you to turn a blind eye when shit gets stolen, yet will be the first to bitch, piss, moan, whine, and complain when those grocery stores and food retailers close up and move right the fuck out of their thieving ass neighborhoods.
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This post is a two-ferer: A) The meme is pure AIDS, and B) I absolutely fucking hate it when Facebook/Instagram promotes posts from pages I don't follow and have never expressed interest in. I feel your pain.
 
din365 said:
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These dumbasses. They want you to turn a blind eye when shit gets stolen, yet will be the first to bitch, piss, moan, whine, and complain when those grocery stores and food retailers close up and move right the fuck out of their thieving ass neighborhoods.
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Anyone with no qualms about stealing will steal from you when the acceptable targets pack up and move.

Thus, stealing is lame and gay and any politician or lawyer or legal expert that doesn't push for protection of theft needs to be hung by their balls until the blood comes back to their brains and they start to think more than one step ahead.
 
Not A Bunny said:
Are you talking about the pouches you get cocktails in at sporting events?

Because fuck those things. I'm an adult enjoying an adult beverage, not in grade school having a CapriSun at recess.
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Thank the retards who chuck bottles at the players.

Related: recently a store I go to turned off their self serve register for good because utter morons kept stealing shit by not ringing it up, even though they were on camera. This isn't even a place with a certain demographic, so 100% wigger shit. So now everyone has to stand in line and they often leave the store with just one totally frazzled person there.
 
AnOminous said:
Thank the retards who chuck bottles at the players.

Related: recently a store I go to turned off their self serve register for good because utter morons kept stealing shit by not ringing it up, even though they were on camera. This isn't even a place with a certain demographic, so 100% wigger shit. So now everyone has to stand in line and they often leave the store with just one totally frazzled person there.
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They did that at a few stores near me as well because of all the tweekers/bums that keep stealing.
 
AnOminous said:
Thank the retards who chuck bottles at the players
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Yep. Same retards that require vendors to remove your bottle cap before you walk away with your drink at games and concerts.

I swear, I like to go out and do stuff, I really do. What I hate is people in crowds either acting like retards or the rules that were put in place to stop them from acting like the retards at previous events.
 
Yield on green left turns. Absolutely no one coming. No cross traffic. No oncoming traffic but that little bitch turned yellow before I could get close enough to make it. Then I sit there and wait for literally no one. The oncoming cars start to pile up. Finally a handful of cars cross the intersection. Then my light is green but these slow ass oncoming bitches take forever to cross. About ten of them. And then I miss my light again!
(No I didn't, I just barreled my way through on a red, fuck all y'all.)
My commute every damn day.
 
Lady Bizness said:
Yield on green left turns. Absolutely no one coming. No cross traffic. No oncoming traffic but that little bitch turned yellow before I could get close enough to make it. Then I sit there and wait for literally no one. The oncoming cars start to pile up. Finally a handful of cars cross the intersection. Then my light is green but these slow ass oncoming bitches take forever to cross. About ten of them. And then I miss my light again!
(No I didn't, I just barreled my way through on a red, fuck all y'all.)
My commute every damn day.
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Traffic lights were invented by a sociopath for the sole purpose of wasting what precious finite time we have on this mortal coil.

When I am stopped at a red light, I imagine Andrew Ditch throwing a shitfit in the middle of the intersection, babytalking "NOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE FORWARD PROGRESS! I NEED TO GET IN YOUR WAY!"

Even my short commute is enough to make me think r/NotJustBikes and r/fuckcars may have a point. Other people driving cars has been a major contributor to my incurable misanthropy.
 
I remember when Quagmire told Brian to “grab a ladle" and that was peak ownage of the Bill Maher class but now it's a real life litmus test if you start noticing any poverty. “Uh actually, have you volunteered at the soup kitchen?” As if your right to empathy has to be punched in. Like sorry bro, I didn’t clock my hours stirring gruel next to a parolee.
 
Sausages rolls that are 95% bread should be banned and everyone who makes them like this should be subjected to a harrowing
 
Having unrealistic thoughts that moving will magically change their lives for the better. I understand when some people want to live miserable areas, but a small town or big city won't instantly change your life for the better. Not to mention the shock of going small town to big city, etc. and seeing it's nothing like their fantasy.
AnOminous said:
Related: recently a store I go to turned off their self serve register for good because utter morons kept stealing shit by not ringing it up, even though they were on camera. This isn't even a place with a certain demographic, so 100% wigger shit. So now everyone has to stand in line and they often leave the store with just one totally frazzled person there.
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Similarly, we have a bunch of workers standing around the self checkout area at our store because some idiots couldn't help it, and had to steal after scanning half of their items. Same wigger shit you described. While they aren't shut down, every time we leave the store they ask for our receipts because of this shit or are closely watching us.
 
How come your vehicle registration (at least in my state) and insurance cards aren't credit-card sized?

These things should be standardized for ease of storage.
 
Working at a restaurant and having to prepare a large pick-up order in a short timeframe with no advanced warning (i.e. placing an order at 12:30 and wanting it picked up at 12:45, which is also our lunch rush), only for the customer to arrive over an hour after their scheduled pickup time. Not only are we running around the restaurant like chickens with their heads cut off, but it disrupts service for the guests IN the restaurant.
 
When you introduce yourself, then the customer just starts loading into you whatever issue they have. Never mind that I have to log the call AND want to refer to them on a first name basis.
 
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