I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Aunt Carol]

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

I present to you, fat cats in Christmas trees

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Cats Who Cat Trill ("mrrp")! (A Compilation)

- Neko Watch

"Who dares activate the almigh- oh, it's just you."

 

[troonshine]

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Dr Cruel]

And how you fix the problem.

 

[troonshine]

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

 

[troonshine]

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[troonshine]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

orange voices.mp4

I know that feeling all too well (not the drinking from the toilet part).

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Since i've been in bed since tuesday due to a extreme flu, i had free time to fuck around on the internets and found out that this weird fucky face cats do when they smell something them has a name, it's a phenomena called flehmen reaction, they can taste smells
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It activates their Jacobson's organ and they mostly do it to smell shit (like, literal shit) better, or musky smells that humans would find unpleasant or outright offensive because they love these kind of smells, the little weirdos. If your cat looks at you and starts flehmen it is time to take a shower, don't ask how i know

Edit: I see @Prokhor Zakharov explained it much more in-depth and more correctly than i did.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

 

[KTA]

Spoiler: Prompt

Santas little helper, a sphinx cat in Christmas garment with a smoll silly elf helper hat has broken into Santas soul pantry. The Pantry is located in an Half-timbered house build in the 17th century located in hell. The interior architecture of the house mixes 17th century Half-timbered house and hell architecture, all decorated in a festive Christmas kitsch. The pantry is filled with smoked clams hanging from the ceiling, on a shelf put up against the left wall of the pantry various preserving jars, small boxes of pasta and milk cartons are stacked. The souls are located on a shelf opposing the shelf filled with pasta, preserving jars and milk cartons. On the floor a 40 pound bag of premium cat food can be seen, completely ignored by Santas little helper, a sphinx cat in Christmas garment with a smoll silly elf helper hat who is engorging Santas soul reserves. Santa has realized that Santas little helper, a sphinx cat in Christmas garment with a smoll silly elf helper hat has broken into the pantry again and is arriving with a spray bottle.

 

[Aunt Carol]

 

[Dr Cruel]