💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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How many millions is Hasan worth? Surely he could afford to get a personal shopper and a fashion advisor. Instead it looks like a kid that raided his dad's closet.
I bet that Menswear Guy twitter faggot would do it for free, and throw in a blowjob just for fun.
 
my dumbshit ass put this on the politics thread first
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Shit now we know we he had a shock collar, if the leash wrapped around those twigs ONCE its ova
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This video I found is incredible look at this shit
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Looking like Draculas gay cousin that dosent get invited to family events


Full video breaking down his terrible fashion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsozWKzFBrA
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While I have a soft spot for the American Hustle inspired pervert line, nothing gets me as many consistent laughs as the foreskin sweater making claim on his ears, then onto his pea sized head.
 
While I have a soft spot for the American Hustle inspired pervert line, nothing gets me as many consistent laughs as the foreskin sweater making claim on his ears, then onto his pea sized head.
How does anyone take a literal pinhead like this seriously? He has a shrunken head at the end of his neck.
 
How does anyone take a literal pinhead like this seriously? He has a shrunken head at the end of his neck.
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This one's an amalgamation of 70s city park rape and Zippy the Pinhead. I think if he went all in and got yellow and red primary colors and shaved off the goat rapist hairstyle, he might make a quality Zippy.
 
my dumbshit ass put this on the politics thread first
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Shit now we know we he had a shock collar, if the leash wrapped around those twigs ONCE its ova
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This video I found is incredible look at this shit
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Looking like Draculas gay cousin that dosent get invited to family events


Full video breaking down his terrible fashion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsozWKzFBrA
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God, what a queer. This is what gets radical activists wet?
 
God, what a queer. This is what gets radical activists wet?
I think people, when deriding his fanbase of double digit IQ leftist women and gay men are also discounting the brownoid factor. Specifically the left wing mirror of the browns who religiously follow Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes, Hasan is as good as it could possibly get for them if your parents are rich and influential Turkish aristocracy
 
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nah bruh how did he let that pic get out bro looks like he's standing on matchsticks :story:
bro looked like they shaved his legs down bro you ain't got no knees son you can't pray to allah 😭
 
Shit now we know we he had a shock collar, if the leash wrapped around those twigs ONCE its ova
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This video I found is incredible look at this shit
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Looking like Draculas gay cousin that dosent get invited to family events

He has a Borat-esque air, like you can tell what the persona is meant to represent, but it's uncanny. Borat.png
 
my dumbshit ass put this on the politics thread first
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Shit now we know we he had a shock collar, if the leash wrapped around those twigs ONCE its ova
View attachment 8086164

This video I found is incredible look at this shit
View attachment 8086166

Looking like Draculas gay cousin that dosent get invited to family events


Full video breaking down his terrible fashion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsozWKzFBrA
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This looks like he is cosplaying someone
I can't really explain it
Its like he is attempting to blend in with a group in each of those and is failing miserably.
 
I honestly think Twitch is taking advantage of the Emiru situation, purposely mishandling it to generate controversy and draw attention away from Hasan. I know it's a crazy conspiracy, but look at how Twitch has conducted business thus far (with Hasan in particular). Of course it's a crazy conspiracy, because these are crazy people conspiring with one another to push agendas. And they all punch their oozing neo-vaginas over Hasan.
The lack of people going to twitchcon with unpowered shock collars on and fishing for people to ask/take sly pics of them for social media is sad. Completely wasted opportunity to dunk on someone without saying anything.
 
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nah bruh how did he let that pic get out bro looks like he's standing on matchsticks :story:
bro looked like they shaved his legs down bro you ain't got no knees son you can't pray to allah 😭

This is the result of being on steroids while having zero knowledge on weight lifting btw. Mid-tier natural looking physique with weird muscle imbalances.

For some reason everyone thinks steroids make you look like Mr Olympia. This is how most lazy steroid users look. That would also explain why he's angry 24/7.
 
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