🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 477 30.9%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 583 37.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 269 17.4%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 35 2.3%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 56 3.6%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 124 8.0%

  • Total voters
    1,544
it's clear the only way he can pull off this look is to grow out his hair in the back and sweep it forward then to the side and take the picture at an angle that hides what's going on up top
The future ...
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Clipped this stream. The title is "Trump Blamed For NBA Rigging Scandal, Major X Chance Renders Site Useless, Church Nonsense". I just finished watching it for the clips, and I don't remember the NBA or even basketball being brought up once, or even a mention of anything to do with church (which I would remember, because that's the primary reason I'm clipping this bullshit, I don't want anyone possibly mistaking him for an example of Christian behavior). The only topic in the title that was 'covered' by our brilliant analysts on the so-called Estrocast was some accusation of a change in X's 'algorithm', but as we will see, Jeremy doesn't understand how bots work, likely doesn't understand how 'the algorithm' works (I believe his knowledge of major internet systems stops at SEO), and has ulterior motives for whining about it (I'm sure many of you can predict where this is going).

The extraordinarily vast majority of time was spent on completely parasocial topics, tales of growing up, having 'everyman' jobs, etc., but along the way, we'll get some interesting moments, demonstrating just how big of a piece of shit Jeremy is, has always been, and seemingly, always will be, unless he really wants to live up the Christian grift he's currently LARPing as. Time will tell, but for now, I have my expectations. I don't know if this is just me coping with my own Overton window shifting in real time, but I have begun to pity Hannah and Melonie for their weakness in accepting this man's money to humiliate themselves simply by being in his online presence.

Demonstrating his complete lack of preparation and skill at operating the tools of his craft, Jeremy has to cold-start his show because he didn't press the correct buttons. He then plays it off as a Tenacious D-like 'greatest conversation his show has ever had', as if that's what the audience just missed. During their cope session, there are some jabs thrown between hosts that sometime might feel a little too true to be just a joke.


Jeremy admits he's addicted to X, then he accuses them of some undefined change to 'the algorithm' which results in him exclusively seeing footage of black people committing crimes. It is never considered that his constant retweeting of this type of content would be interpreted as the kind of content he is interested in, by 'the algorithm'.


Jeremy says that every time he opens X, he gets triggered.


Jeremy blames the X algorithm for not informing him of the correct topics for his YouTube videos, thus blaming X for his declining viewership on YouTube.


Jeremy's expected reaction to his tweets are that he gets ratio'ed and 'destroyed' on them, until now.


Our insightful hosts demonstrate that they don't understand how bots actually work interacting with twitter posts. I might be sperging a bit on this one, because I know I'd have to programmer-sperg to explain why this is the case to someone who also doesn't understand, and I'm just not going to do that. Either believe I'm correct, or don't.


Jeremy accuses Ian Carroll of having his X posts get bot-promoted, and his reasoning is that his viewership would allegedly be lower on YouTube, because YouTube would filter the bots. He then accuses Twitch and Kick of having massively bot-inflated viewership numbers. This is ironic to me, because it seems much more likely that his Rumble viewership is intuitively heavily botted, compared to the only livestream I watch on Kick, at least. Others can make a much better case for this than I can.


Jeremy says he will never go viral on his large X account, and that bots exclusively control the narrative on the platform.


Jeremy accuses every non-major channel on Twitch and Kick of using viewbotting to reach a tipping point, then turning off bots to 'go legit', and organic growth is only relevant to the highest-tier streamers. I believe he's describing the strategy he's currently employing, and just seething that it's not working as well for him as it is for his competition. Or perhaps it's a way to try and score 'good boy' points for playing for the Rumble team and tarnishing the reputation of their major competitors as harsh as he can manage without facing legal repercussions?


Jeremy admits that what he's accusing the bot network of doing, would work on him too, as if that is supposed to be proof of the truth of his claims?


Jeremy doubles down on Twitch and Kick being driven by bots. He tries to whiteknight for Rumble by saying that all seemingly programmatic change in audiences are caused by a channel being removed from the front page. PPP, if you use this clip, I trust you to explain how stupid that is in a funnier way than I could come up with.


Finally, Jeremy says the best way to deal with the bot problem is to join his private Discord server, because those people are real. I guess from a mathematical perspective, yes, zero is a real number. Jeremy W, he made a technically-correct statement.


Kim Kardashian is stupid for not knowing what milk costs. Jeremy is not stupid for not knowing what milk costs.


Jeremy used to know what lemonade costs. Nowadays, he does not know what lemonade costs. He hasn't seen a lemonade stand in 20 years because he doesn't go outside. His parents were his original paypiggies for his lemonade 'business', Lemonade Brand Lemonade.


If you're poor, you should cancel your monthly subscriptions and sell your cell phone. But you should definitely not cancel your Quartering membership.


Jeremy ragebaits live on stream, because it's ok when he does it.


Jeremy accuses an account of X on trying to shape a narrative, directly after trying to shape a narrative that the account is an Indian bot and discredit the validity of their post, but it's ok when he does it.

Jeremy shows footage of people being killed via negligent driving. He sounds, almost excited, to be sounding off the moment captured in time when people lost their life. I don't really know how to explain this well, but there's a difference between not projecting too much of yourself into a tragedy that isn't really your business or not letting emotional pain affect your outlook or something, and just completely numbing yourself to the tragedy you're so callously using for your 'content', and this clip just gave me the impression that Jeremy is only and only ever will be capable of the latter. I think Jeremy would do well to do what Anisa's husband calls 'learning empathy', because his apathy does not make him the alpha he thinks he is.


This intuition is reinforced by listening to Jeremy later talk about a video where people are inflicting bodily harm on each other.


When he jokes about things like mariticide, things just become uncomfortable. No, I'm not saying dark humor isn't the intent behind these sorts of things, I'm just saying it's not funny when someone like Jeremy tries to joke about it. It's fucking weird.

I hope you do actually monitor this thread, Jeremy.

Jeremy talks about how liberal his parents were with his degenerate behavior. At the end of the clip, Jeremy claims his dad wanted to kick him out of the house, but implies that didn't occur.


Jeremy uses his crushing intellect to destroy his father's traditional conservative values. Then, he admits his goal was to 'get out of it', which, if you want to moralfag, means he would agree that he is in the wrong, but doesn't want to be held accountable to a standard he finds acceptable (very 'feminine-coded', btw). Then, he spergs out about how great of a kid he was, and demonstrates a very common symptom of the exact vice his father was trying to protect him from.


Jeremy needed a car to enable his vices his father didn't want him to succumb to, and decided to talk about his sexual activity in high school.


Guess his dad was too much of a pussy to lay down the beatdown his piece of shit son deserved, resulting in the disgusting, blobulous balding mass of Satanic greed that shits his own pants and has the audacity to LARP as a follower of Jesus Christ to retain his undeserved-yet-dwindling audience that we can see in these clips.

Jeremy tried to scam his dad out of paying the cost for the fuel, pretending like he didn't realize it was using the fuel while he was running a successful lawn-mowing empire. Then, he crashed the lawnmower into a structure on his parent's property, more likely because he was high as fuck than the retarded excuse he comes up with.


Jeremy stole the harvests of his farmer neighbors, and attempted to sell them in the area. The police were called, but he got away with it because the officer was a relative, and he pretended like he didn't know better.


Jeremy scammed his parents when they paid him to pick up their cigarettes.


Jeremy used the cover of his school fundraiser to scam his community.


Jeremy speculates on how he would teach his hypothetical child to scam their future school fundraiser, which is to emotionally manipulate their relatives, and the elderly.

Jeremy shields himself from getting scammed by Girl Scouts because he can get their cookies cheaper in the store, rather than buying directly from the girls, despite earlier talking about wanting kids to do the legwork of the fundraising drive.


Jeremy would report his coworkers to management when they abused company email to try and scam him with their children's fundraisers.


Jeremy knows how to protect himself from Boy Scouts trying to scam him with their popcorn. The way he describes their product sounds a lot like how people describe his coffee products. Maybe if the Boy Scouts were selling Popcorn Brand Popcorn, he'd be willing to part with a few of his shekels, but instead, he decided to buy an exorbitant amount of something else.


Jeremy respects the scam of Wrapping Paper Brand Wrapping Paper, but he won't fall for it. Hannah wants to be sponsored by Wrapping Paper Brand Wrapping Paper. Some bonus bad-faith clipping at the end, purely for entertainment. Everything else in this post is true, this one, I just couldn't resist.

Jeremy thinks he was a cool-guy in high school and that his sister was a nerd. He believes that she suffered repercussions due to her relation to him, for his reputation as a 'bad boy'.


Jeremy was a 'legend' at his local OfficeMax, because he was fucking every bitch in the storeroom on the reg.

A 'fan' writes in chat that he has a physical defect that Jeremy pretends to sympathize with. When the script calls for the topic to be changed, the next order of business is that Jeremy would like to pay children to touch poop.


Jeremy again tries to sympathize with his disabled fan by joking about sharing his disability, then makes fun of people who exhibit munchausen syndrome behaviors.

The only thing he proved is that this legendary alog demonstrated with mathematical precision the exact line at which to push Jeremy's buttons, but not suffer the ban hammer. I guarantee this guy is holding way the fuck back.

Hosts call each other psychopaths.


Jeremy emasculates Hannah's husband to her.


Jeremy is mad that Hannah isn't taking his movie recommendations, which are de facto demands for her continued employment, seriously.


Jeremy makes fun of a young girl for having a receding hairline.


Jeremy offers Melonie money in exchange for trying to push racism boundaries of the ToS.


Jeremy won't pay Melonie the money, because she didn't do the racism enough.


Despite the fact that I agree with the sentiment Jeremy is expressing here, I just find it odd behavior to criticize your friend's parenting and call their child a loser, when you say that they watch your show. This could potentially be an appropriate thing to say in private to that person, but... in front of allegedly 40k strangers?


Jeremy doesn't give a fuck what Hannah has to say, and blatantly interrupts an insightful comment she was making.


Jeremy calls his sister 'gay' because she reconnected with friends she had in high school later in life.


Jeremy says he cried a lot, and reeked at school.


Jeremy made fun of his sister when she failed her driving test.


Jeremy is really mad that his minions aren't watching his favorite Christmas movies, and he's trying to own the meme that he lashed out in anger at Hannah and called her a bitch.


Jeremy thinks autistically explaining his job history to the other people with tits will make their pussies wet, but he fucks up and admits that his own business crashed and burned.


Jeremy wants to talk about a story, but doesn't understand it.
 

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but I have begun to pity Hannah and Melonie for their weakness in accepting this man's money to humiliate themselves simply by being in his online presence.
Hey, if we stay behind the viewership line, we won't get hurt while the two are getting mentally zutted.
I had a bad feeling about jeremy being involved into some bad stuff, and being around behind the scenes some really bad people, and I'm just waiting for him to make a mistake.
 
WOAH BUDDY that doesn't come off as desperate and completely fucking unhinged. Does this 400 pound retard really think that screenshots of him rapid firing crazy messages like this doesn't reek of insane clingy ex girlfriend?
When Ashton or Andy come to skim through the thread again I hope they read this:
Continue to learn from Gorlword. Fat insane narcissistic retards like Hambone here fucking lose it when you ignore them. The longer they go unanswered the more they fly off the rails. 1761494590853.png
Buddy those eyes are a kind of tired that sleep can't fix. The last few Kino segments he's looked like it's been a week long bender of basement pissing. Those eyes are just blackened and hollowed out.
 
Jeremy shields himself from getting scammed by Girl Scouts because he can get their cookies cheaper in the store, rather than buying directly from the girls, despite earlier talking about wanting kids to do the legwork of the fundraising drive.
Then this nigger knows how we feel about his retarded drop-shipped coffee.
 
When Ashton or Andy come to skim through the thread again I hope they read this:
Continue to learn from Gorlword. Fat insane narcissistic retards like Hambone here fucking lose it when you ignore them. The longer they go unanswered the more they fly off the rails.
He just wants to “C O R R E C T T H E R E C O R D”™️ lol

Wonder how many more shower texts he is gonna send Andy.

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Buddy those eyes are a kind of tired that sleep can't fix. The last few Kino segments he's looked like it's been a week long bender of basement pissing. Those eyes are just blackened and hollowed out.
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their eyes. Quarterling just has this vacancy betraying a profound fragility and lack of mental stability.
 
I'm so glad they're just making fun of him from a distance. This is what the quartering does. He's fine humilating himself to thousands on the off chance that one person might come over. He's a genuine grifter, the any advertising is good advertising kind of guy. Having him on your show, no matter what the outcome is, only benefits him. The few times I've seen him get into a debate (like with ralph or metokur in the old days) its a slog where he sandbags everything and acts as boring as possible. Its always a waste of everyones time. He is human quicksand.
 
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Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on. IDK what they are worried about because he will completely fold under the pressure of being asked to pick a lane on the record. Either he's broke or he's lying to and manipulating his fans by pleading poverty when he constantly begs. He did it again on today's stream but I don't have time to clip. Then there's all the stuff he definitely will spill his spaghetti when questioned on like what was going on with him and Sydney Watson that he decided to throw piles of money at her and kiss her ass and agree with all her feminist talking points. I mean we all know the answer but I'd love to see him drowning on livestream trying to answer questions about stuff like that on the spot. That's the thing about Quartering, when he gets mad he's playing checkers on a chessboard. He might be prepared to spit out bland talking points on why he's a super successful rich guy who needs to beg his fans for money all the time but he's lied himself into multiple corners on a variety of topics and will absolutely fold under pressure of even being asked to clarify what is reality. It would be peak content. Just look at his super old "debate" with Destiny where he folded simply being asked to clarify his actual views and basically admitted he was a grifter who didn't believe anything.
I don't know why he's bothering, they've already flat out told him what they need for them to bring him on (5 years of tax returns). They even explained why that is succinctly, which is the exact reason outlined in the quote: to force him to pick a lane when he goes on because "without those documents there is nothing to be gained from a discussion". I personally want them to bring him on regardless as a punching bag, but they've provided a clear request with a rational reason for said request that would only make the discussion more productive and concise. Whether it'll be good faith or not, I wouldn't put money on it knowing them, but it's not like they could do worse than what they're doing to him now, considering everyone already thinks he's a liar and he's already posted his businesses' financials before.
 
For context Quarterton does know Warski from the bloodsports days. Here is a particular beating with Andy and Jim railing Hambly
 
I had a bad feeling about jeremy being involved into some bad stuff, and being around behind the scenes some really bad people, and I'm just waiting for him to make a mistake.
I don't have any evidence or reason to think this, but I have had a nagging suspicion for a while that Jeremy has money coming in from something illegal, rather than his sloptube channel. I might just be schizo though, time will tell.

Having him on your show, no matter what the outcome is, only benefits him.
I believe this is the sole reason he wants to go onto their show, that he believes that any attention he can manage is good for him. I think if he were to go on the show, it would be really funny, but it wouldn't actually hurt his 'business'.
 
Quartering is outside rocking a full copeover. We've all seen his "hairline" and it's clear the only way he can pull off this look is to grow out his hair in the back and sweep it forward then to the side and take the picture at an angle that hides what's going on up top. The absolute state of it.
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He's not coping at all guys, he didn't have time to care! He's just outside...collecting boulders.
 
Clipped this stream.
I skimmed through that stream too I think I had a couple notes you didn't clip so I might go back for those. I'm glad someone else is clipping this shit though because I rapid fire the skip forward 5 seconds button then just stop and rewind if they are going on tangents that sound like they bear milk, so I definitely miss a lot of stuff at the cost of not watching a second more of this retarded shit show than I have to. I basically fast forward through 99% of the "segments" until I get to the off-topic yap fest portion, which is seriously over half the show, but there are nuggets in the shit I miss.

Spoiler: Jeremy peaked in high school and wants to go back
Jeremy thinks he was a cool-guy in high school and that his sister was a nerd. He believes that she suffered repercussions due to her relation to him, for his reputation as a 'bad boy'.
I was in school the same era as Jeremy and I am willing to go on the stand under threat of perjury and testify that anyone who sat at the lunch table where kids played Magic The Gaythering in high school between the years 1998-2002 was 100% not one of the popular kids and was in fact a fucking loser. Honestly that was F tier lunch table dynamics where the kids who didn't fit into any of the other groups would retreat to just to avoid lunch time bullying. I understand that things have changed a lot in the past 25 years but back in the day that was absolutely not how shit worked.

Ironically the reason hobbies like this were seen as entirely for fucking losers is because zero attractive girls had any interest in any of that. The reason this is ironic is because Jeremy's entire grift started around the time this attitude was changing when he was one of the main guys starting a crusade of "Reeee fuck women get these thots out of our hobbies" and encouraging everyone to act super toxic to scare off all the pussy. Mostly under the flawed premise that all the women involved were only pretending to like nerd shit for attention or to scheme thirsty gamer losers out of money because he was from a generation where attractive girls into nerdy shit wasn't a thing. These days it's not unheard of to see super attractive women involved in nerdy nonsense. I haven't hung around nerd spaces since middle school once I realized that was pussy repellant and moved into a different lane. Still times have changed and these days I see this hot nerd girl phenomenon in public all the time when I'm just out and about.

If you go back and look at some of his older content you can feel the contempt he has for the hot girls from high school who rejected his gamer nerd ass. His entire crusade trying to push women out of gaming was clearly a direct result of him tapping into "Oh so back in the day we were all losers for being nerds but now you want in? Fuck off." So Jeremy made his entire image off pushing back against gamer girls then wants to retcon history and act like in the early 2000's sitting at the Magic gaming lunch table was something popular kids did and that he was swimming in pussy. Not a fucking chance. It's also funny that he got his start being a warrior fighting gamer thots and for big tiddy sluts in video games and now he pays Melanie Mac to sit there and e-thot in low cut tops while she rants about how tiddy gaming is porn and sin.

I don't know why he's bothering, they've already flat out told him what they need for them to bring him on (5 years of tax returns). They even explained why that is succinctly, which is the exact reason outlined in the quote: to force him to pick a lane when he goes on because "without those documents there is nothing to be gained from a discussion". I personally want them to bring him on regardless as a punching bag, but they've provided a clear request with a rational reason for said request that would only make the discussion more productive and concise. Whether it'll be good faith or not, I wouldn't put money on it knowing them, but it's not like they could do worse than what they're doing to him now, considering everyone already thinks he's a liar and he's already posted his businesses' financials before.
This is a ridiculous demand though that no one would agree to. I think it doesn't matter if he lies on the show or not because if confronted he's forced to take a position. No matter what position he takes he's backed into a corner because he's been playing both sides of the "I'm massively successful" vs. "I need your support now or everything will end" for so long. It's pretty clear from his public statements that Jeremy intends to come on the show and go with the massive financial success narrative. This is honestly the truth because no matter how you slice it at the end of the day he rakes in a ton of money every month off the grift. So then you just give him that and point out all the massive purchases and personal expenses we know about and pin him to the cross on why it's always a matter of life and death when he asks his fans for money when clearly the grift is just slowing down and he's addicted to a lifestyle he can no longer afford and he needs to adjust his personal spending on luxuries and stop milking his fans to pay for shit like fish tanks, expensive watches, and a fleet of cars that sit in a warehouse under the premise that it is base support for the content. It doesn't matter if he's still making tons of money because he's a greedy fat fuck and it will never be enough so he will continue to scam and lie to his fans and freak out every time his level of support drops no matter how much he's actually making. Honestly it's funnier mocking him if he is raking it in because he's a millionaire begging for scraps constantly because he's worried he will have to fire the guy who cleans his $50,000 salt water aquarium if he can't get 5 members a day to sign up to his paid Discord.

Either way this is only going to get funnier if his grift continues on it's current downwards trajectory. Every time he goes public and brags about how successful he is he burns more of his actual support and going on Kino Casino would bait his diehard supporters into watching and hearing the truth about his greed. It's a no win situation for him regardless if you dig to the actual truth or not.
 
This is a ridiculous demand though that no one would agree to. I think it doesn't matter if he lies on the show or not because if confronted he's forced to take a position. No matter what position he takes he's backed into a corner because he's been playing both sides of the "I'm massively successful" vs. "I need your support now or everything will end" for so long. It's pretty clear from his public statements that Jeremy intends to come on the show and go with the massive financial success narrative. This is honestly the truth because no matter how you slice it at the end of the day he rakes in a ton of money every month off the grift. So then you just give him that and point out all the massive purchases and personal expenses we know about and pin him to the cross on why it's always a matter of life and death when he asks his fans for money when clearly the grift is just slowing down and he's addicted to a lifestyle he can no longer afford and he needs to adjust his personal spending on luxuries and stop milking his fans to pay for shit like fish tanks, expensive watches, and a fleet of cars that sit in a warehouse under the premise that it is base support for the content. It doesn't matter if he's still making tons of money because he's a greedy fat fuck and it will never be enough so he will continue to scam and lie to his fans and freak out every time his level of support drops no matter how much he's actually making. Honestly it's funnier mocking him if he is raking it in because he's a millionaire begging for scraps constantly because he's worried he will have to fire the guy who cleans his $50,000 salt water aquarium if he can't get 5 members a day to sign up to his paid Discord.

Either way this is only going to get funnier if his grift continues on it's current downwards trajectory. Every time he goes public and brags about how successful he is he burns more of his actual support and going on Kino Casino would bait his diehard supporters into watching and hearing the truth about his greed. It's a no win situation for him regardless if you dig to the actual truth or not.
Putting it that way does make it sound like the way funnier option, they should do that.
 
I've featured this thread mostly for my own amusement but if you're not caught up, Hambly has been publicly waffling between asking people to step up with donos to help keep his employees from being let go, and discussing at length this extraordinarily indulgent hobbies and collections. He has (within just this year) discussed needing to take out $300,000 of personal unsecured credit to save his coffee business, needing thousands of Rumble subscriptions to keep his writers on staff, but also having a private jet, an orange farm, a saltwater aquarium in his private mansion, a collection of 20+ Rolex watches, and so many cars he needs extra storage space for his vehicle fleet.
 
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