💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[shoashuffle]

For fucks sake, learn how to thumbnail already.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Pics

You know how you can identify certain very specific fandoms and actually eliminate them from the gene pool and it isn't a crime, it's actually a service? Unironic Redo the Healer fans, Bronies in the '10s, "gay wrestling" fans, there's several fandoms that are actively harmful to larger communities and to the species in general. If this person is emblematic of the Anisa & Her Husband fandom, then all of them should at least be sterilized and lobotomized, if not outright exterminated. It shouldn't count as murder if the victim is a cowfurry freak who proudly presents to the public in this way. Wouldn't surprise me if he's got a record of "consent accidents" or some such garbage.

Like attracts like (i.e. pedos). Anisa & Her Husband fans are deluded freaks with no self-awareness and deep-seated issues making them self-destructive timebombs. They won't have anyone left in 5 years, their audience just wants the space to be freaks, there is no real community.

Thanks in advance for the hats.

 

[Mac Monster]

The "search suggestion ban" is less of an actual ban but rather, her account AnisatheGreasy gets very little engagement, her posts that are not onlyfans advertisements get single digit replies, so she is not prioritized in the suggested user box as that box only lists 3(?) users, and it prioritizes the huge accounts that get hundreds/thousands of replies/retweets.

Anus used to get a lot more engagement but then went on a mass banning spree, so now barely anyone comments on her posts apart from a few simps and her fellow no-name whores.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Ian is so felted he’s imagining his hypothetical child felting him unprompted.

 

[The sticky sock]

The kombucha in question:
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The heated socks:
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Prices are from my local Costco, but the price of kombucha matches up with what he was saying. The socks, however are half the price Ian said. I'd chalk this up to Canadian money worth less than USD but the kombucha matches.... Is he lying about the socks? What a weird thing to lie about.

Its 36,99 per sock.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

You already have ians career

This is probably Anisa taking steps to soft launch skinwalking the Reysuka chick who recently had her 15 minutes of twitterfame by looking good in a single picture after years of trying.

Spoiler: dinowhaur

And this is her break-out pic you may or may not recognize depending how often you're away from the computer.

There is another set where she has a growing patch of sweat under her right boob as their pics progress.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

This is probably Anisa taking steps to soft launch skinwalking the Reysuka chick who recently had her 15 minutes of twitterfame by looking good in a single picture after years of trying.

Spoiler: dinowhaur

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And this is her break-out pic you may or may not recognize depending how often you're away from the computer.
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There is another set where she has a growing patch of sweat under her right boob as their pics progress.
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Oh how I love whores who con themselves into a mediocre PhD. And by love I mean I wish she had been violently removed from that exhibit for inflicting that saggy gunt on both the public and the dinos.

 

[Jacques Strap]

The ban lists are definitely my favourite content right now, TYFYS @TigBaker & @clipartfan92

Well shock my dog and force it to stay as a prop for my stream, we talkin mental health?

Hey Ian, loved that squirrel girl outfit your wife had. While you play wordle what is she shoving inside herself for money while wearing it?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

JFC how many times did anisa chat in total thats outrageous

She is forcing Ian to stream just so she can feel like a special chatter, getting all the attention and assparts and not risking being ridiculed by streaming herself.

Anus and Han are parasites attached to a piece of shit that is Ian. They are pulling all the nutrients out of him.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

I also caught him talking about wanting to get a Denny's sign/neon Denny's sign for his streaming room.

Would that make him a Content Cop...
...at Denny's?

 

[Trans Randy]

She is forcing Ian to stream just so she can feel like a special chatter, getting all the attention and assparts and not risking being ridiculed by streaming herself.

Daily reminder that when Ian started streaming, it was announced for WEEKS that Anisa would stream.
I can't even stress enough how fucking cucked that was. He's only on Twitch because Anus wanted to be on Twitch, but she knew she'd meltdown within the first hour so Simple Ian had to do it for her last minute. And even he sucks at it.
It'd be frustrating if it wasn't so hilariously pathetic.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

and microwaved a 60-sec bag of spanish rice.

Yeah, it definitely looks like microwave rice, i tried that stuff before and did not like it because the texture is off compared to normal cooked rice. Couldn't even make the effort to cook a pot of fucking rice, which takes like zero effort. I wouldn't even mind it if she didn't brag about it. Not the first time she tried to pass off some convenience food as 100% home made.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

she can feel like a special chatter

In this single stream she;

• chatted 146 times
• typed 1,863 words
• chatted an average of ~12.8 words, excluding @usernames
• sent a chat every ~1.4 minutes

in a twitch chat.

 

[basedman]

Daily reminder that when Ian started streaming, it was announced for WEEKS that Anisa would stream.
I can't even stress enough how fucking cucked that was. He's only on Twitch because Anus wanted to be on Twitch, but she knew she'd meltdown within the first hour so Simple Ian had to do it for her last minute. And even he sucks at it.
It'd be frustrating if it wasn't so hilariously pathetic.

She's still getting her computer hardwired and working on her streamer setup

Seriously, she is so terrified of streaming herself. Funny thing is, I bet she tells the cuck she's helping him by engaging in chat, so akshually they both contribute equally.

 

[thebigdream]

RED ALERT! ANUS IS TRYING TO GET HASAN IN THERAPY

These morons treat therapy like it's a magical SSRI with the intrinsic power to make life better (not a coincidence that the two often go hand-in-hand), when in reality, both are a means of masking the horror of the real world. In my non-professional opinion, I feel like Hasan might be stressed because he has to live life as Hasan, which is a miserable, inauthentic, shallow nightmare of an existence. The very simple solution would be to stop living life that way, but a therapist would never tell him that because it's bad for business. Instead, Jomhican Therapy teaches that it's actually epic for someone to lose all their friends while unrepentantly abusing a dog.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

Ian's Livestream - 25th October 2025 (Ian Jomha's Adderall-Induced Crashout).
(This will be an extensive one so sit back, relax, grab your Kombucha that Ian can't afford, and let's go on the crazy ride of Ian Jomha's most recent stream).



Ian pops an Adderall and proceeds to say the most retarded shit on the fucking planet during the whole stream.

(Despite him being on Adderall, I still had to cut out so much silence in between sentences. He really is just fucking braindead. His streams would be half as long if you just got rid of the silences alone).

Ian watched multiple video's during this stream, talking about a plethora of topics:

Ian seethes at Jesse Waters and Fox News for criticizing Michelle Obama and compares the Obamas' relationship to his own relationship with Anisa.

Ian then watched a video by Dr. K about men being lonely. Ian gives the most retarded takes on relationships, and reveals a bunch of humiliating information about him and Anisa. He shows a vile hatred towards men throughout the whole segment. Anisa also comes in to say that she can't control her anger at Dr. K's video and is now an expert in science and COVID-ology, believing COVID vaccines can help cure cancer because she read it on the Washington Post.

Ian during this segment also makes the biggest, most retarded lie you can think of, so much so that it deserves to be placed here: Ian thinks left-wing "woke" people who "clutch pearls" about slurs, are actually right-wing people pulling a psy-op with fake left-wing accounts. He then proceeds to say that left-wing people don't cancel others for saying slurs and that it is actually these right wingers with fake left-wing accounts who are doing it.

Ian also watched a video by some left-wing radical African and a Dominican half-Chinese race-obsessed incel portraying himself as White so he can talk down to White people and tell them how to self-hate. The video is about "Fence-Sitting", where the two discuss Ludwig, Asmongold and MoistCritikal, and their reactions to Hasan Piker shocking his dog, with heavy emphasis on the three Twitch streamers being White.

Ian also gets referenced in this video, and Ian, reacting to it, gets confronted by an uncomfortable video of Hasan denouncing Ian's past of saying the nigger word, saying Ian has created "generational racism." Ian must feel sad knowing he has lost his father figure again.

Ian also talks shit about PewDiePie, saying that his apology for saying the nigger word on the PUBG bridge was insincere, and that Felix Kjellberg might actually still be a secret neo-nazi fascist bigot because he didn't self-flagellate like Ian did.

Ian also defends India, which might actually be the worst offense of this whole stream.

Among many other things.

I clipped the highlights of the livestream here:

Spoiler: Dr. K Segment

Start of the segment: Ian says he'll "take off his empathy hat" for Dr. K and that he'll be "fucking mean."

Anisa can't control her anger watching the Dr. K video through Ian's stream. She also really LOVES science and compares gender-ideology (or as she likes to call it "things to do with the brain") to quantum physics.

Anisa reprimanded Ian for being frustrated at her over saying things from afar and him not being able to hear it. Blames it on not taking his Adderall for a long time.

Ian says that Anisa does "way more around the house" but then confirms that he cleans up the kitchen, he does the dishes, and he cleans the sink. But it's all fine as Anisa is a "GREAT COMMUNICATOR." Ian washes car mats in the kitchen sink.

Ian mentions Asmongold multiple times. Says he stinks, that he no-life'd WoW, and that he has shit takes (which are all three things applicable to Ian Jomha). He also talks about Asmon's Palestine take. He's absolutely seething at the fact that Asmon is more popular than him, and thinks its bad that OnlyFans whores aren't more popular than Asmon and people don't listen to them instead.

Sad News: Ian doesn't like Big Bang Theory anymore, but he still watches it every night.
Ian watches Big Bang Theory every night, but says it is bad because it shits on India and Russia. Says shows like Big Bang Theory and The Office re-program your brain and are actually propaganda making you hate Indians and love the US. Ian's chatters also warned him that Big Bang Theory could possibly be "transphobic."

Ian says that BILL MAHER isn't left-wing enough because he's old.

Ian says HE is allowed to psycho-analyse people because he "is not a therapist and they can't take my doctorate away from me." But people like Dr. K and Dr. Drew are apparently not allowed to do so.

Ian says women don't fake sexual assaults that often and that men shouldn't worry about it because it "isn't that serious."

Ian talks about there being a lot of "creepy married men" and that they're just as creepy as single men.

Ian says how much of an appreciation he has for children now because he "goes outside" and "goes to a daycare." Says it makes him "less creepy" and "more authentic." Projects about people living in basements.

Ian's new favorite word: Apathy, and how you shouldn't have it.

He also talks about how you shouldn't watch Chris Chan documentaries because it makes you apathetic.

Ian doesn't like that people were making fun of him for playing with the Thanos zit popper and making Monkey Ball arcade cabinets at 33 years old (Ian, people made fun of you for that because you were crying about how much you "grew up." And you're still a fucking manchild). He wants Commentary channels to be more interested in trains than "hating people."

Ian says that Ludwig, Asmongold, and MoistCritikal just shouldn't cover his daddy Hasan in their videos at all.

Ian talks about how some people (men) only get married for different reasons than love, like "having a slave" and "being able to get away with shit." (Ian, you're married to Anisa).

Spoiler: Ludwig Segment

Start of the segment: Ian doesn't like Ludwig anymore. Of course, Ian liked him when he was deepthroating Hasan, but now since Ludwig came out saying that there was indeed a shock collar, and that Hasan was lying about that, Ian now turns on "Ludwig from video games." This makes Ian somehow even more spineless than Ludwig himself, throwing Ludwig under the bus for his daddy Hasan.

Ian sweeps for Hasan's nihilistic meltdown, saying it was actually Hasan "acknowledging how hard it is, but still having to push through."

Ian thinks there is a niche for him in making "information dense" videos that are easy to watch through. He wants to be a recruiter for his cuckolded ideology.

Ian agrees with the incel Dominican half-Chinese guy that WHITE people like Ludwig and MoistCritical are being elevated as Jesus Christ-like figures.

Ian believes Ludwig, MoistCritikal and Asmongold need therapy and that this is what will solve their fence-sitting.

Tana Mongeau fan has difficult time believing that Ian changed. Ian has to cope with it.

Ian gets raped by a half-Indian who thinks the anti-Indian memes are actually really funny (this has to be a troll). Ian copes about it.

Ian hates the fact that MoistCritikal is worth 30 million dollars and has decided to turn off any form of monetization on Twitch.

Ian talks about pulling up the ladder after having made money off of saying edgy shit. Ian says that isn't the case at all (he definitely got this from PPP, who has mentioned this multiple times on the Kino Casino. This is also a lie, by the way. He definitely did pull up the ladder while now finger-wagging at others for doing the same thing he did back in the day).

Ian admits that everyone Hasan surrounds himself with is a capitalist (I'm sure Hasan will like this one, Ian. Great job. Not like Hasan even cared about you anyways).

Ian thinks that White people won't be cancelled for "a lot of things." Talks about who he thinks is "actually cancelled" (spoiler: it's left-wing people. Right-wing people never get cancelled according to Ian Jomha).

Ian reacts through this video to what happened to Emiru during TwitchCon. Anisa and her husband have nothing to say about it. But they definitely care so much about feminism and women! (as they have stated plenty of times). Sure, buddy.

Ian doesn't like that rapper Tyler, The Creator said on Larry King that white people should be able to say the nigga/nigger word. Talks about Tyler being cancelled over his past, and compares it to FilthyFrank/Joji (Ian listens to Tyler, The Creator frequently on his streams, by the way).

Ian thinks Pewdiepie's apology for saying the nigger word on the PUBG bridge was insincere, and that Felix could still secretly be an Alt-right neo-nazi chud because he didn't become a cuckold like Ian Jomha.

Spoiler: Other

Anisa believes COVID vaccines can help cure cancer. She believes this because she read a Washington Post article about it.

Ian copes about his viewership, comparing himself to Michelle Obama.

Ian compares the Obamas' relationship with his relationship with Anisa, comparing Commentary channels to Fox News.

Ian doesn't like that Dr. Drew "psycho-analyses" people from across the screen (something Ian does regularly). He also really hates Dr. Drew for some reason (could it be because he's Jewish?).

Ian wants to make a song for it to go viral after 10 years. Says he'd make "a couple of bucks off of it." Even in his fantasy being a music producer he can't imagine himself making any money lmao.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

- Ian watched big bang theory like he does every night. He’s saying people say his woke viewers say the show is sexist and transphobic and he doesn’t think the show would age well
- Ian says there is a lot of anti foreign nation propaganda in the show because they make fun of India, Russia and Mexico but don’t make fun of the US (holy fuck is he trying to cancel big bang theory while admitting he watches it every night?)
- he’s very upset that the show called India a dump because they have an Indian character and is also upset they made fun of Russia. He doesn’t know how to defend Russia
- Ian is now saying rewatching the office as a comfort show is not good because it re-wires your brain (he’s trying to cancel the office now lmao)

Bless you for summarizing this utter snooze fest of his. I can only stare at it in awe as there's no need to think of elaborate jokes.
It speaks for itself.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I think we make fun of her shitty back tattoo too much. The focus should be on that fucking horrible bat.

The back piece we rarely see in its full Red Dragon glory. The bat is very prominent any time she takes a photo. At least the back piece is more coherent than the front of her, though that doesn't make it a "good" tattoo.

He also does not block every single person who comments on his tweets like Anisa who spends probably 2 hours every day hitting the block button on Xitter.

weird, because I've been asking Anus to stream on almost all of her tweets since Ian started streaming but Ian blocked me after a single tweet reply to one of his many retarded takes.

 

[Bloodrage]

Also... THEY'RE POOR.
Ian buys his socks at Costco. He had to put back the Kombucha tea which was like 13 dollars. He then bought heated socks thinking they were 15 dollars, but they were actually 80 dollars, and he says that's expensive and is returning them.

I honestly don't believe it. It's probably just a larp to make himself more relatable to the commie audience he's trying to get

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Everyone was skirting around how to deal with Hasan yelling at black people and chimping out. Awww.

It's so hypocritical and shows you what a bunch of spineless people they are. Hasan is doing things they would crucify other people for, including people from amongst their midst and he gets a pass simply because he's the roach prince. They all want to fuck him (ech!) or see him as a possible ticket to fame. Or both in Anus' case. Not saying anything would be bad enough but the active ballwashing and gunt-guarding really gets my goat.

So, have him debate a black conservative that is both smart and good at provoking anger out of people? Anyone come to mind?

Tommy Sotomayor vs. Hasan would be hilarious, that dude would have Hasan dropping hard r's to his face in five minutes flat.