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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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the khat quaffer said:
He knows...what, 10 delivery drivers who do it? Mushhead, the STORES DO IT, not the drivers. If you ever saw those app delivery drivers come in to the restaurant, they just pick the order up, update the status on the app, and are out the door in 2 seconds.
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So ultimately, in Jack's world, if you order "no pickles" then the DoorDash driver is responsible for opening the bag, prying open your sandwich with their bare fingers and checking for pickles.
 
p1138 said:
Sometimes you've got to wonder what is actually sloshing around in his head.
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Gravy.

Either that or bacon fat.
Aunt Carol said:
So ultimately, in Jack's world, if you order "no pickles" then the DoorDash driver is responsible for opening the bag, prying open your sandwich with their bare fingers and checking for pickles.
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Yes. It's always the fault of the driver. Unless it's the fault of the restaurant. But it's really his fault for forgetting what he ordered.

Why do you think he needs to always ask Hammy what he's getting once the food comes to the table?
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
JACK JR'S MONSTER WINGS - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FUb4VkL1-eY
JACK JR'S MONSTER WINGS - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD [FUb4VkL1-eY].mp4

Stay for the end when Jack cross-contaminates his own face.
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My (mildly) brain damaged cousin sent me this video link. He's recently become a huge fan of Jack's cooking content, in case anyone is wondering about the caliber of folks that are watching Jack's cooking videos.

He even acquired bottles of Jack's BBQ "the best sauce you'll ever taste" sauces from a dude selling old stock on Facebook marketplace 🤣
 
Charlie Delicious said:
Phut bakin soadah on wing becaws dey say good
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You're only supposed to use tiny amounts, and that's actually good, because it isn't an INGREDIENT, it's a CATALYST. Just a tiny amount crisps them up because it is a catalyst for the Maillard reaction that encourages browning.

You shouldn't even be able to taste the amount that you need to do this.

Jack is an absolute retard. In his tiny little mind, "liddul bit bakin soda gud lot must be bedr."

Die Jack.
Marc said:
The seriouseats article is "Food HACKS!" clickbait recommending substituting baking powder (diluted baking soda) with salt added to taste, rather than straight baking soda (which many would find to have too much sodium). In either case, you're using sodium bicarbonate to lower the browning temperature.
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Baking POWDER is not merely diluted baking soda. It has an entirely different purpose. It has sodium bicarbanate as an ingredient, but the other ingredient is tartaric acid, culinarily known as cream of tartar.

You do not change them out unless you have no choice. Baking powder is for baking things. Once exposed to water, it leavens baked goods without yeast. Baking soda is for things like literally just using sodium bicarbonate as an ingredient. Like in tiny amounts to encourage the Maillard reaction.
 
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Eventide said:
My (mildly) brain damaged cousin sent me this video link. He's recently become a huge fan of Jack's cooking content, in case anyone is wondering about the caliber of folks that are watching Jack's cooking videos.

He even acquired bottles of Jack's BBQ "the best sauce you'll ever taste" sauces from a dude selling old stock on Facebook marketplace 🤣
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Damn, I watch his videos too. Am I brain damaged?

Tell him to get a refund for those sauces or do some kinda Fear Factor taste-test. I think they were basically mush years ago, not that they ever started off much better.

AnOminous said:
Jack is an absolute retard. In his tiny little mind, "liddul bit bakin soda gud lot must be bedr."
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"If less is more, imagine how much MORE, more is."
 
I haven't posted about Jack in a while because he just annoys me and is such an asshole. But, this Facebook post made me laugh.

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How fucking romantic.
 
Adamska said:
It's usually either the restaurant botching your order or pure ID-10T errors that lead to a botched order. The driver is pretty much not at fault for those errors. Guess fatty's slurring means he struggles getting all of his slop exactly as he demands. Or he's just a delusional entitled baby angry at portion sizes again. Probably both.
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He thinks driver is eating the French fries. Jack is projecting because it’s something he would do.
 
It was already pointed out that the chicken from his latest video neither looks or sounds like it was fully cooked, but holy mother of god, that shit is literally raw as fuck.



That sound is absolutely nauseating... And him wiping his mouth with the same towel he used to dry off the raw chicken breasts was just the cherry on the cake.

This man has a death wish.
 
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