"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Poor Phil. Antifa in Portland is making such spectacle out of themselves that they’re on the national news but Phil is afraid to leave his apartment where he doesn’t do anything except bounce and squeak while he shits himself.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
Poor Phil. Antifa in Portland is making such spectacle out of themselves that they’re on the national news but Phil is afraid to leave his apartment where he doesn’t do anything except bounce and squeak while he shits himself.
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He's too soft for homelessness now, even softer than he was.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
He’s not too soft to get his fat, dumb ass kicked out of housing though.

Eagerly awaiting Phil’s next homeless era
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For what exactly? I think his rents taken out of his bennies before they get handed to him for cheese and autism accessories usage and he's only brave when it comes to ineffectively attacking women in full tard gear. I assume he's in some form of sped housing too so I doubt he'll be much different from his neighbours.

About the only thing that could lose him it is probably a lengthy sentence in jail but our "crime minister" only commits the occasional misdemeanor and he's got the tard card and Portland judges so he's only ever to likely see maybe a week in county tops.

For all he says hates the government he's not gonna risk his adult daycare situation they have him in
 
Twrx said:
He's too soft for homelessness now, even softer than he was.
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These days, he has a couple of disadvantages. One is that he has no actual friends. People who repost things on social media aren’t friends. The other is his age. When you’re young, people have sympathy - you’re more reliant on others, it’s harder to get established. If you’re homeless at 40, it’s because somewhere along the line, you fucked up bad. Or you’re mentally ill.
 
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Zippolite said:
For what exactly? I think his rents taken out of his bennies before they get handed to him for cheese and autism accessories usage and he's only brave when it comes to ineffectively attacking women in full tard gear. I assume he's in some form of sped housing too so I doubt he'll be much different from his neighbours.

About the only thing that could lose him it is probably a lengthy sentence in jail but our "crime minister" only commits the occasional misdemeanor and he's got the tard card and Portland judges so he's only ever to likely see maybe a week in county tops.

For all he says hates the government he's not gonna risk his adult daycare situation they have him in
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Reason Phil is getting his dirty ass kicked out:

Sped housing has housekeeping and hygiene requirements and I seriously doubt Phil is keeping up with them.

Also, they tend to require social interaction with a case worker or, possibly, other speds. He won’t be able to get through those very well.

Lastly, programs like Phil’s sped housing tend to rely on federal grants. With the government shut down, the grant money ain’t coming in.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
These days, he has a couple of disadvantages. One is that he has no friends actual friends. People who repost things on social media aren’t friends. The other is his age. When you’re young, people have sympathy - you’re more reliant on others, it’s harder to get established. If you’re homeless at 40, it’s because somewhere along the line, you fucked up bad. Or you’re mentally ill.
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Dude is pushing 40 at this point.

When you're a young twentysomething doing what he was doing it's because you're fighting the system man! When you're old like he is it's just sad.

I raped a dog 2day said:
Lastly, programs like Phil’s sped housing tend to rely on federal grants. With the government shut down, the grant money ain’t coming in.
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So you're saying the current gubmint shutdown is a good thing.
 
Twrx said:
He's too soft for homelessness now, even softer than he was.
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Phil was too soft for homelessness even back when he WAS "homeless". That's why he rarely ever actually spent that many nights sleeping on the streets and instead rented motel rooms when he had money, or guilt tripped suckers and rubes into letting him crash on their couch when he was broke.
 
He's there now. I'm surprised it took him this long to appear
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The left are the only people still willing to entertain your nonsense, "Rachel". Go to a shelter. They probably won't let you smoke meth, though.
 
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He's so fucking fat he can't even wear his bookbag correctly. Someone should also let Taters know that cool kids walk around with it slung over one shoulder only. I bet he doesn't even know how to draw the Cool S.
 
break these cuffs said:
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He's so fucking fat he can't even wear his bookbag correctly. Someone should also let Taters know that cool kids walk around with it slung over one shoulder only. I bet he doesn't even know how to draw the Cool S.
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I can't tell if it's because he's that fat, or if it's because he's actually wearing so much shit it's physically impossible to go any higher. Probably both.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I can't tell if it's because he's that fat, or if it's because he's actually wearing so much shit it's physically impossible to go any higher. Probably both.
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Having worn man rucks, backpacks, and day packs over many miles, I can you tell it's because he's fucking fat. It's doesn't help that I'm sure it's some straight temu shit. I could wear all our packs over our body armor when I was in, including ones I bought myself. These weren't slick cool plates carriers either. I'm talking old school interceptor vests with thick ass E-SAPIs.

Even all the packs I own now, except for small summit packs and the like, could fit over my body armor if I ever got brain damaged enough try. Phil is so fucking fat he cannot wear normal people gear. The half inch worth of mall ninja bullshit isn't' to blame. It's the 250lbs of extra blubber he carts around.
 
break these cuffs said:
Having worn man rucks, backpacks, and day packs over many miles, I can you tell it's because he's fucking fat. It's doesn't help that I'm sure it's some straight temu shit. I could wear all our packs over our body armor when I was in, including ones I bought myself. These weren't slick cool plates carriers either. I'm talking old school interceptor vests with thick ass E-SAPIs.

Even all the packs I own now, except for small summit packs and the like, could fit over my body armor if I ever got brain damaged enough try. Phil is so fucking fat he cannot wear normal people gear. The half inch worth of mall ninja bullshit isn't' to blame. It's the 250lbs of extra blubber he carts around.
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Or maybe it fits without all the tacticool gear and it's only when he's fully armored up that he can't fit it properly.

But my money is on him just being a tard.
 
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