💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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I would like to remind everyone before you go asserting any form of "is this a real person?" that John has been fucking with the audience for around two months at this point. Refer back to this unboxing, where it was all a big prank.
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
For those of you who are missing out, Gloryhole sent John a custom package.
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Just a while back we were literally dealing with Toby. It's best advised to consider that any and every person who appears on panel is in on the bit until we have an actual name and face. Just cause someone talks with Raxx does not mean they are his friend.
 
It was funny watching chat and seeing some of the audience freak out and warn john that it's notna good idea to talk to the 'lawyer' like that, he could get 'x', 'y', 'z'.
Made me realize some of the people that follow the cyrax bit are just as stupid as cyrax himself.
If you think the lawyer was real, remember, so does cyrax.
 
CALLATE LA VOCA, BENDEJO

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Patrick looking absolutely decrepit these days. Keep workin, big John! I feel really sorry for that clanker. A fate worse than death.
 
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Onkenataor said:
Not gonna lie, as much as I dont want him to have anything good, I kinda wish he had better camera just to capture him deteriorating over time better. Theres a nice cryptid feel with 360p one, but rare ocassions when we get hd footage of him it feels like striking gold.
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Agreed. Brother doesn't look like he even comes from a world with resolutions higher than 360p.

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sodomy lifestyle said:
The goblin is entering the broken record phase with more Prison Mike tough talk and "spend some time with your families while you still can".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ymXQdLfvkLE
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There is no way that Cyraxx isn't some sort of psyop to keep one of us distracted so we don't find the cure for cancer or solve the conflict in the middle east.

It is impossible for someone to be this dense.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
she also spoke with a New York accent (Cyraxx's lawyer is supposedly based in NY).
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Idk man that accent sounded rickety as hell to me, wouldn't be surprised if it was someone like taylor doing a shitty impression. just listen to how she says "extortion"
 
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My favorite cyraxx moment ever is when he got so mad at Marty he told himself to shutup


We are almost getting to that point with John where the goblins brain is just shorting out
 
KF doesn't seem to like Rumble links as media previews, so here's the Rumble link to what Chance is whining about. I think the fact he says "I don't even know my own lawyer's information besides her phone number" should tell you enough that this is a troll talking to him.

More importantly, listen to the way he talks to this AI. I know he was already prone to cutting it off, but holy shit the way he's acting is so telling for who he is (go fucking figure). Demanding exact answers even after the AI telling him several times that it's complex, the fact he doesn't even look at it, the part where he holds up his finger at the screen when he cuts it off. I genuinely would not be surprised if within a month he is actually verbally abusing it.


"How many years is John going to prison for what he did?"

"Yea so this case sounds complex, things could definitely depend on a variety of circumstances-"

"Shut up and just give me an estimate."

"Of course, and I'm sorry you're frustrated over this, I know it can be difficult to deal with-"

"Yea yea whatever bitch, give me my answer."

EDIT: Holy fuck I missed this one
 
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