💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Why can't john john or WGH at least once just play the arrest video as soon as Chance starts acting like he's a bad ass on stream. Who cares if it makes him leave. The fact that it would momentarily break his delusion and crush him from the embarrassment would be worth it. "You ain't a thug like me!"
"Waaahh! I don't wanna go to jail! Mom! I'm scared!" 😭
 
John John was really harsh with the lawyer ("Laura"); he called her an "ambulance-cashing retard", floated the idea of reporting her to the NY state bar, and capped it off by threatening to punch her in the head. What's concerning is the woman on the phone didn't seem to be a troll or an actor; she seemed genuinely uncomfortable and offended throughout the conversation, and she also spoke with a New York accent (Cyraxx's lawyer is supposedly based in NY). If "Laura" isn't in on the gag and is just some rando attorney that Cyraxx roped into things, John John might get into actual trouble; he threatened to straight up physically assault her near the end of things, which I'm pretty sure constitutes as a prosecutable "true threat" (@AnOminous might be able to weigh in on this).
 
ImSickofit! said:
Why can't john john or WGH at least once just play the arrest video as soon as Chance starts acting like he's a bad ass on stream. Who cares if it makes him leave. The fact that it would momentarily break his delusion and crush him from the embarrassment would be worth it. "You ain't a thug like me!"
"Waaahh! I don't wanna go to jail! Mom! I'm scared!" 😭
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because you don't want him to leave, he's a cash cow
and nothing will truly break the delusion lol
 
GoGoNoJo said:
John John was really harsh with the lawyer ("Laura"); he called her an "ambulance-cashing retard", floated the idea of reporting her to the NY state bar, and capped it off by threatening to punch her in the head. What's concerning is the woman on the phone didn't seem to be a troll or an actor; she seemed genuinely uncomfortable and offended throughout the conversation, and she also spoke with a New York accent (Cyraxx's lawyer is supposedly based in NY). If "Laura" isn't in on the gag and is just some rando attorney that Cyraxx roped into things, John John might get into actual trouble; he threatened to straight up physically assault her near the end of things, which I'm pretty sure constitutes as a prosecutable "true threat" (@AnOminous might be able to weigh in on this).
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Ah yes and so it begins. The first potential crack in the foundation of John.
 
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GoGoNoJo said:
John John was really harsh with the lawyer ("Laura"); he called her an "ambulance-cashing retard", floated the idea of reporting her to the NY state bar, and capped it off by threatening to punch her in the head. What's concerning is the woman on the phone didn't seem to be a troll or an actor; she seemed genuinely uncomfortable and offended throughout the conversation, and she also spoke with a New York accent (Cyraxx's lawyer is supposedly based in NY). If "Laura" isn't in on the gag and is just some rando attorney that Cyraxx roped into things, John John might get into actual trouble; he threatened to straight up physically assault her near the end of things, which I'm pretty sure constitutes as a prosecutable "true threat" (@AnOminous might be able to weigh in on this).
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2InchPinch said:
Ah yes and so it begins. The first potential crack in the foundation of John.
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Playing devil's advocate, it's possible that she's an actor. I'm not saying that's definitive, but It's just something to ponder until proven otherwise.
 
Coldgrip said:
I know the perfect game for him:

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Finally, he'll have a roll model to look up to.

I'm kidding, the Thief games and Styx are too complicated for diseased little Chancey.
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Based choices. Thief is fantastic and one of my favourite game series.

I would die of laughter if Chance played these on the hardest difficulty.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Playing devil's advocate, it's possible that she's an actor. I'm not saying that's definitive, but It's just something to ponder until proven otherwise.
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I'll add to this with John has increased production value compared to every other panelist: better camera, better mic, props for every stream. Why wouldn't he be willing to hire someone to play the part?
 
Johnny Dang said:
Personally, it's a nice nostalgia hit to play some old SNES, N64, or Playstation games. But as amazing as Majora's Mask is, it isn't Tears of the Kingdom.

Its pretty clear Dipshit McPoopPants doesn't have this connection as he doesn't seem familiar with any of the games he plays.

I also can't imagine that there is a large audience for these retro games if you are someone doing a normal play through. Especially with the awful games he chooses.
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I've got a bunch of roms on my steam deck, fun as hell to play N64 re2 with the randomizer. Need to find eagle 1 and parasite eve 1 & 2 for the PS1.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
John John was really harsh with the lawyer ("Laura"); he called her an "ambulance-cashing retard", floated the idea of reporting her to the NY state bar, and capped it off by threatening to punch her in the head. What's concerning is the woman on the phone didn't seem to be a troll or an actor; she seemed genuinely uncomfortable and offended throughout the conversation, and she also spoke with a New York accent (Cyraxx's lawyer is supposedly based in NY). If "Laura" isn't in on the gag and is just some rando attorney that Cyraxx roped into things, John John might get into actual trouble; he threatened to straight up physically assault her near the end of things, which I'm pretty sure constitutes as a prosecutable "true threat" (@AnOminous might be able to weigh in on this).
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From the steam 2 days ago when he first called the "Laura Lawyer".

Good thing the Goblin can't read.
 
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