Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Too blown out and wobbly to be fake. Temporary tattoos are getting better and better these days, but they wouldn't look so shitty (and red around the edges) if they were fake.
 
The Loki tattoo has been seen in various photos since she got it. I don't doubt that one. If it were fake it would involve reapplying the design in the exact same place every time she took a photo or made a video. She's too much of a lazy and sloppy bitch to do that. But who knows about the new ones, as they literally look like biro pen. We know how shaky her line work is though. I'm leaning more towards them being real. Some tattooists advise against having tattoos on raised scars like hers, especially line work because it will look warped over the top of them. A professional would have advised another area. Hell - a professional would have advised not getting something called a 'spiritual swastika.'

These are the tattoo places near her apartment (the dropped pin) although I doubt any of them would show off her tattoos on their social media.
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It's more likely to be the one nearest to her called Timeline Tattoos.
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They don't seem to have a website or much social media, which is always a red flag when shopping around for a tattoo.

Whilst I'm here:
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Interesting. I guess Southern England and France aren't exotic enough for her to fixate on, despite it having the highest percentage. I like how she's cropped out Ireland, which seems to have 0%, even though she did her plastic paddy larp a few years ago.
 
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Bitch I eat people said:
Dear LORD she got a swastika tattoo
She worships Norse mythology
She hates the BROWNS

Is she softening us up for a White Supremacist arc? I'd love to see it, if only for the variety. And to see her get eaten alive by her lefty peers.
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I've always had this inkling that despite being genderspecial she's also got some white supremacist tendencies (like the time she made a gender flag with that one rune that shows up in skinhead tattoos I think? and Reddit commenters were telling her no including one black commenter she ignored) but always has to cover her ass by saying BLM and other woke slogans cause being racist towards THE BROWN is a hugely unpopular position amongst gender people. The closest I've seen is the Jewish pooner who says she was Hitler in a past life. But who knows, maybe we'll see a movement of white supremacist genderspecials.
 
Spangled Drongo said:
I've always had this inkling that despite being genderspecial she's also got some white supremacist tendencies (like the time she made a gender flag with that one rune that shows up in skinhead tattoos I think? and Reddit commenters were telling her no including one black commenter she ignored) but always has to cover her ass by saying BLM and other woke slogans cause being racist towards THE BROWN is a hugely unpopular position amongst gender people. The closest I've seen is the Jewish pooner who says she was Hitler in a past life. But who knows, maybe we'll see a movement of white supremacist genderspecials.
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"White supremacist" has an extremist connotation, but she's absolutely and unquestionably a racist and she has been the entire time.
 
Actually WP stands for Wizard Pooner, fash scum!
Staph is the absolute Queen of self-pwns. It’s almost a form of genius.
 
Pee Your Pants said:
The Loki tattoo has been seen in various photos since she got it. I don't doubt that one. If it were fake it would involve reapplying the design in the exact same place every time she took a photo or made a video. She's too much of a lazy and sloppy bitch to do that. But who knows about the new ones, as they literally look like biro pen. We know how shaky her line work is though. I'm leaning more towards them being real. Some tattooists advise against having tattoos on raised scars like hers, especially line work because it will look warped over the top of them. A professional would have advised another area. Hell - a professional would have advised not getting something called a 'spiritual swastika.'

These are the tattoo places near her apartment (the dropped pin) although I doubt any of them would show off her tattoos on their social media.
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It's more likely to be the one nearest to her called Timeline Tattoos.
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They don't seem to have a website or much social media, which is always a red flag when shopping around for a tattoo.

Whilst I'm here:
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Interesting. I guess Southern England and France aren't exotic enough for her to fixate on, despite it having the highest percentage. I like how she's cropped out Ireland, which seems to have 0%, even though she did her plastic paddy larp a few years ago.
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ZERO Irish dna for a yank is legit impressive, especially one toiypin in da oirish accent and threatenin da brits a few years ago.

Despite her best efforts, no one will see or care about her swasi tatoo in order to give her the martyrdom for which she's jonesing. Apart from mom and dad, who I assume were (un-she's a 40 year old woman)suprisingly dgaf about her last one. This will get em! They have clearly moved on from bugging her about her hairy legs (for.. obvious reasons) so she'd upped the ante.
 
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Pee Your Pants said:
The Loki tattoo has been seen in various photos since she got it. I don't doubt that one. If it were fake it would involve reapplying the design in the exact same place every time she took a photo or made a video. She's too much of a lazy and sloppy bitch to do that. But who knows about the new ones, as they literally look like biro pen. We know how shaky her line work is though. I'm leaning more towards them being real. Some tattooists advise against having tattoos on raised scars like hers, especially line work because it will look warped over the top of them. A professional would have advised another area. Hell - a professional would have advised not getting something called a 'spiritual swastika.'

These are the tattoo places near her apartment (the dropped pin) although I doubt any of them would show off her tattoos on their social media.
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It's more likely to be the one nearest to her called Timeline Tattoos.
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They don't seem to have a website or much social media, which is always a red flag when shopping around for a tattoo.

Whilst I'm here:
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Interesting. I guess Southern England and France aren't exotic enough for her to fixate on, despite it having the highest percentage. I like how she's cropped out Ireland, which seems to have 0%, even though she did her plastic paddy larp a few years ago.
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Has she cut off Iceland on this DNA map?
She's busy being extraordinarily birds rights, racist, and self centered about it currently..
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On the subject, she's getting right into the ancestral larp. And is weirdly reposting all this shit, about nazi tattoos? Bitch is either trying to manifest a fight, or we've missed her having one.
Or perhaps she's virtue signaling to cover her ass.
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Weird. Next, firstly, bitch how would you know? On either account
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Second, YOU were caught saying the N word as a fully grown ADULT sped, whilst impersonating Michael Jackson for the purposes of grooming teenagers. That is far fucking worse LOL
 
Fucking LOL at the Nazi tattoo reposts. She's only posted a picture of her new tattoos on Blue Sky, so I don't know what interactions have made her start thinking about how it could be perceived.

I wonder if she showed them to her parents and there was an arguement? Or perhaps she is just looking to pick a fight, 'Well, what about people who get spiritual swastikas, do you think I'm a Nazi??' Can't wait to see that shit go down.

I really hope she has suddenly been filled with regret. Don't worry Gyro, it would be an easy cover up. Maybe you could get something less offensive, like a portrait of Dahmer done by your local scratcher, who will ink it so shitty that no one will recognise him?

How cringe that she felt bad for her 'ancestors' over in the UK during the gorse bush fires. I thought the English were all colonisers who commited genocide on the Irish and Welsh?
 
She's getting all heated about the swastika thing because some political candidate mentioned that he had one covered up, it's been the latest political news topic of choice. It just happens to be hilariously timed with her getting her ~spiritual swastika~.

Also, it's really funny that she's got the 'I only care about these things when they're affecting MY ANCVSTRVL HVMELVND' thing going, that sounds so extra racist. Mosquito populations expanding into areas where the local wildlife has no resistance to their diseases has been an ongoing issue for well over a decade (which is an especially big problem for places with ultra-localized ecosystems like say, Hawaiian cloud forest bird populations), but I guess it's not a problem when it happens to brown people. Global problem exists, Stapphy's blue-eyed Nordic ancestors (rate her rainbows, lol) most affected.
 
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Despite her best efforts, no one will see or care about her swasi tatoo in order to give her the martyrdom for which she's jonesing.
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Don't forget Stephanie gets labs drawn every three months or so. Hope her phlebotomist is a member of the Master Race!

It's pretty much that or Nursing staff as Stephanie works on her de-evolution into a fully dependent sped, and/or her parents can't care for her any more. By her latching on to disability, she's going to love when she can fall into the "patient" role.

Discourse about getting a swastika tattoo lasered off is pretty classist, gotta say. Laser's expensive, which is why the charities that pay to remove gang/racist tattoos exist (and why they prioritize hands and face). Getting her wonky swastikas in light brown was probably the best tattoo idea Stephanie's had; cover-up shouldn't be a problem.

Better to do that before she loses autonomy, though.
 
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Discourse about getting a swastika tattoo lasered off is pretty classist, gotta say. Laser's expensive, which is why the charities that pay to remove gang/racist tattoos exist (and why they prioritize hands and face). Getting her wonky swastikas in light brown was probably the best tattoo idea Stephanie's had; cover-up shouldn't be a problem.
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Yeah it would be a super easy coverup, can't ever see her getting it lasered. It's too bad she didn't start tattooing herself to reflect every new "identity" phase a decade ago, though. She'd be nearly out of room by now, can you imagine? She'd have "AUTISTIC" across her knuckles, the handicap toilet symbol, an ugly fedora (cryptic MJ reference), HE/THEY (inked over a few times, you can still make out xe/xir and ath/athyr if you squint), a portrait of Heath's Joker (it'd look like shit), a pair of 90s pedophile glasses (Dahmer reference), the fuck ugly fag/tranny/nigger flag, and a QR code directing you to her Cashapp.

Polexia Aphrodisia said:
This new swastika tattoo seriously proves how sick Staph really is. In her perpetual quest for getting people to bully her, she has now permanently marked herself with a symbol that means something absolutely reprehensible to 99.9% of people. Viking symbols in general have a massive "white power" connotation to people in the know - "I've been really interested in Viking culture for like a year and I want to have spirit sex with Loki" does not give her a pass. She should have just gone ahead and tattooed 88 on herself too. I really hope that she faces some real-world consequence for having marked herself with this shit.
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You're right, Staph got this tattooed on herself deliberately because she's hoping to start a slapfight that gives her an opportunity to be obnoxious and feed her sense of superiority. She can't fucking wait until somebody says something and she gets to reply with "Well ackshually it only LOOKS like something incredibly provocative, but it isn't, and it's okay for ME anyway because I'm reclaiming my cultural heritage, which means that by being uncomfortable with it you're being super racist to me right now. Everyone knows I score an automatic win by default if someone I don't like does a racism, those are the rules."

Unfortunately for her I don't see many people taking the bait. I doubt that anyone she encounters in her daily life is generally familiar with Viking symbols or White Power dogwhistles. And to be fair to Staph here, it really doesn't look like the Nazi swastika at all and I do not think people will leap to that conclusion. At best she might get a few polite inquiries as to the meaning/significance and she gets to sperg about her Viking larp for a few minutes to an audience (besides us) as a booby prize. That being said, if she was some skinhead guy in a prison jumpsuit with the exact same tat, it'd probably hit different. Hell if she chose a swastika that was straight up identical to the one Germany used, she wouldn't get hassled, people would just be wondering who the fuck thinks it's funny to brand a tard with Nazi shit. The one "benefit" of looking like Staph is that it confers automatic Teflon tard guard.
 
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I did wonder if she'd start getting more and more tattoos once she'd popped her cherry with that first one, and it looks like I have my answer. She's going to look like the world's speddiest biker club member in short order.

I also doubt she'll get many questions about the tattoo. First, it doesn't look like a typical swastika. Second, anyone who does recognize it as such (or suspect that it is) is just going to avoid her completely. Third, she looks special needs-- just speaking factually here-- and most people are not going to pick a fight with a special needs-presenting woman.

And I do specifically means as a special needs-presenting woman. She has no idea how much slack people in real life are cutting her (consciously or unconsciously) because they think she's a woman with intellectual disabilities. They're reading her as harmless but unable to function by the same rules as other people her age (which appears to be about 70, but that's another matter), so she probably gets a lot of polite nods and "oh! uh-huh? really? wow!" comments in real life. I'm sure she'd say this was some sort of ableism, but it certainly works in her favor. Intellectually disabled men don't get cut as much slack (especially if their pants fall down in front of a school).

If I had no idea who Staph was and saw her going out with the old folks' group, shopping with SNAP/EBT, living in an apartment complex for the elderly and disabled, dressed in her granny clothes-- I know I'd assume she was intellectually disabled. That may reflect poorly on me and the judgments I make; I have no idea. Based on my own experience in The Real World (TM), though, that's what I'd think, and that's how I'd interact with her. As someone said above, I'd probably assume that someone tattooed a swastika on the sped to trick her out of her lunch money-- basically, a grade school prank all grown-up.
 
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It's too bad she didn't start tattooing herself to reflect every new "identity" phase a decade ago, though. She'd be nearly out of room by now, can you imagine? She'd have "AUTISTIC" across her knuckles, the handicap toilet symbol, an ugly fedora (cryptic MJ reference), HE/THEY (inked over a few times, you can still make out xe/xir and ath/athyr if you squint), a portrait of Heath's Joker (it'd look like shit), a pair of 90s pedophile glasses (Dahmer reference), the fuck ugly fag/tranny/nigger flag, and a QR code directing you to her Cashapp.
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If Stephanie were covered in tattoos from every different "this is me now" phase, we'd be trying to set her up with ADF's smol birb, instead of Lou Gagliardi.
 
Pee Your Pants said:
How cringe that she felt bad for her 'ancestors' over in the UK during the gorse bush fires. I thought the English were all colonisers who commited genocide on the Irish and Welsh?
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As a Britbong, I cringed that she's not aware that burning gorse is actually part of its management to control its spread. I guess it's too much to expect a plantkin druid to know that gorse is also fire-climax plant that actually grows back stronger after being burned, and that the seeds germinate in response to heat. Maybe her ancestors were gorse bushes and that's why she felt so strongly over this. I've not heard anything about gorse fires in particular in the news this year, just the regular uptick in wildfires due to people being stupid with disposable barbeques when it's already ripe conditions for a fire. Closest I could find was some brush fire in Scotland during August, where they said the most probable cause was people being careless.
 
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