💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
TexOffender said:
Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.
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So me and Camelot are in the hotel room in Vegas and we're coked out of our skulls, and he's got me handcuffed to the bed on my hands and knees with an apple in my mouth like a roast pig and I look back over my shoulder and he's like this rubbing something oily on my -- THREADBANNED
 
Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.
Camelot played Rekieta's favorite song ("Don't Stop Believin" by Journey) to him on the suite's piano and they french kissed. According to Camelot.
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Strix454 said:
If he double-wins this time, he will likely accidentally set himself on fire or drown in a washing machine or break some random Minnesota law that will lead to a five-year new sentence.
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I vote "slips in a puddle of GOO, defies gravity, and accidentally amputates his dick in a ceiling fan".
Strix454 said:
I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

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How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.
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Nick: Baby, you and me were never meant to be,
Maybe think of me once in a while. *flutters lashes at Aaron*
Bepis said:
I wonder just what the hell he hit.
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Middle age. HARD.
 
hesaback said:
Unrested steak with garlic, mushroom and rosemary slop.
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This annoys me too. He cut the meat too early, so it will be cool in the middle and the flavour escapes onto his cutting board, he burned the garlic (so it was bitter), his mushrooms were added at the worst possible time (so they would be rubbery and bland). He seemed quite alert and active too, which is alarming.

I think nick has a new cognitive impairment, from huffing nitrousoxide, or starving himself or some stress induced disorder. I can't give a timestamp or quote, but something about him is "off", like during that cooking video I had alarm-bells going off in my head, I had to pause and think why am I skeeved out, then it hit me: when I did home help for people with dementia and early onset alzheimers, something about the way Nick Rekieta held a utensil reminded me of someone who was 95/100, but the next week they would be 80/100, a year later they would be in a wheelchair and need assistance using the toilet.

I think the Nick Rekieta of the time of Trump's election would be mortified, meeting the modern Nick Rekieta. I don't think today's Nick Rekieta can read a book or remember a phone number or plan beyond 14 days. I think Nick Rekieta's family are quietly making plans for him, finding a good divorce lawyer, investing extra time with his younger children. Finding a little apartment to house him, when the media circus dies down, for him to drink himself to death in.
 
Bepis said:
Could be. Would be pretty funny in its own way, since that would mean he's been driving it around like that for almost 3 years at this point.
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He doesn't pay traffic tickets. I wonder if he's paying insurance at this point.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Every opposition to a continuance demands that without the Imholte Impaler, he will wither and die.
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A rare moment of honesty from Nick.
Pentamidine said:
this man was once a Lawyer I don't understand how he's so bad at this.
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We now know that his legal experience is almost nonexistent.
Sneed Force One said:
They were planning a steamy hatefuck in the men's room, but Nick forgot his Rugiet.
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Why would a bottom need dick pills?
Terror_Mouse said:
These people think landlines are a weird thing for people to have?
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It's not that surprising when you think about it.
Mobile phones have become so ubiquitous it's natural for people to look at their home phones and ask "why even bother?"
 
Strix454 said:
I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.
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I'm seeing some weak Buckaroo Banzai era vibes...
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...which makes me want to like Nick's style, but he's only wearing one belt. Total fail.
 
Mama K says Nick moved his car next to Aaron's after lunch.

It's nuts because it's not only incredibly petty, but it's very obvious stalker behavior.

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From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?

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Pentamidine said:
From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?
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Its one of the various effects of heavy Nitrous Oxide abuse. He is also accomplishing the same vitamin B12 as he formerly did through alcoholism via whippets leading to even more brain rot.

But as he could probably tell you he is doing great. Just great. Chicks dig him and doctors can't believe how healthy he is.
 
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Wow it's full 90s kitsch. He's even got the Jerry Seinfeld sneakers. I don't like Aaron's ensemble either but at least he looks to be somewhat relaxed in that photo and wearing something a bit more respectable, though it looks like a hasty rental.

N1bbaN3rd said:
Why would a bottom need dick pills?
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I know you're responding to a joke/hypothesis, but dick pills (Viagra, etc) affect a range of nerves and functions including around the rear. I'm sure you don't care for details.

Pentamidine said:
but it's very obvious stalker behavior
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Maybe, but only if he think Aaron is afraid of him physically. Which would be a curious decision considering Nick is built like a toothbrush and Aaron has (allegedly) already threatened him with a baseball bat. It would be quite the escalation if Nick felt comfortable actually trying to intimidate him, even with only his vehicle.
 
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Vect said:
Maybe, but only if he think Aaron is afraid of him physically. Which would be a curious decision considering Nick is built like a toothbrush and Aaron has (allegedly) already threatened him with a baseball bat. It would be quite the escalation if Nick felt comfortable actually trying to intimidate him, even with only his vehicle.
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Ah, but did you remember to factor in Nick Rekieta is an idiot.
 
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