💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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GoGoNoJo said:
It makes me so happy to know that the goblin still hasn't gotten a new console/computer and is still stuck playing 20+ year old games. All of his recent channels have names like "retro arcade" or "crt era" because he can't play anything made past 2006 :lit:.
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can't wait until he's reduced to playing tiger electronic wrist games under the channel name of like "TygrRage" or "WylD Tygrz" and other awful ai generated names
 
Kela de Thaym said:
No, Larsen’s weens were by far and away the worst. WGH and co. have their moments: they’re no MBM and they know it, but I doubt they’ll ever get as downright evil as the Larsen weens did. IIRC, some actually ended up facing consequences for having said CP to send to him or did nothing come of that?
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iirc one of them was outed for abusing his kid(s)
 
GoGoNoJo said:
It makes me so happy to know that the goblin still hasn't gotten a new console/computer and is still stuck playing 20+ year old games. All of his recent channels have names like "retro arcade" or "crt era" because he can't play anything made past 2006 :lit:.
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For some people, playing retro games is a lot of fun, but we all know Chance deep down is just dying to hop on Fortnite or Forza. im actually shocked he said he has a Dreamcast.
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
For some people, playing retro games is a lot of fun, but we all know Chance deep down is just dying to hop on Fortnite or Forza. im actually shocked he said he has a Dreamcast.
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I like watching him confidently mispronounce the names of pretty much every car he sees. Don't know much about cars myself but when he looks at something with a Mitsubishi logo and then exclaims OMG THEY HAVE THE HONDA CIVIC TYPE R it's so fucking funny
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
For some people, playing retro games is a lot of fun, but we all know Chance deep down is just dying to hop on Fortnite or Forza. im actually shocked he said he has a Dreamcast.
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Personally, it's a nice nostalgia hit to play some old SNES, N64, or Playstation games. But as amazing as Majora's Mask is, it isn't Tears of the Kingdom.

Its pretty clear Dipshit McPoopPants doesn't have this connection as he doesn't seem familiar with any of the games he plays.

I also can't imagine that there is a large audience for these retro games if you are someone doing a normal play through. Especially with the awful games he chooses.
 
Johnny Dang said:
I also can't imagine that there is a large audience for these retro games if you are someone doing a normal play through. Especially with the awful games he chooses.
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Yeah, hes playing some fuckass random shit that was nowhere popular back then. If it was Pokemon or something, Id understand - the old glory days of the GBA Pokemon games - but these racing games on the GBA? Who even thinks thats a good idea...?

Fucker Carlson said:
I like watching him confidently mispronounce the names of pretty much every car he sees. Don't know much about cars myself but when he looks at something with a Mitsubishi logo and then exclaims OMG THEY HAVE THE HONDA CIVIC TYPE R it's so fucking funny
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Just another example that hes a fucking poser. The average driver can probably tell you the company based off logos, but Chance is so stunted he cant remember a distinct logo of one of the major car companies. But hes a car guy, hes lived, breathed, and shit all in cars!
 
John John is going live in a few minutes, still on that "calling the lawyer" shtick. It worked last time so I guess don't fix what isn't broken- hope we get another raxxout!
Cuddle Team Leader said:
Yeah, hes playing some fuckass random shit that was nowhere popular back then. If it was Pokemon or something, Id understand - the old glory days of the GBA Pokemon games - but these racing games on the GBA? Who even thinks thats a good idea...?
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Yeah, there are plenty of great old games out there (Deus Ex, Far Cry, System Shock 2, etc.) but the only old games the goblin has is random shovelware. Sad!
 
Cuddle Team Leader said:
Yeah, hes playing some fuckass random shit that was nowhere popular back then. If it was Pokemon or something, Id understand - the old glory days of the GBA Pokemon games - but these racing games on the GBA? Who even thinks thats a good idea...?
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He believes retro = obscure = respect; He's trying to appeal to a fake crowd of people that will be impressed with him for playing old obscure games. I'd be completely shocked if Chance actually played them outside streams.
If I had to guess, he only plays anime gachaslop until he's aroused by the underage girls enough to beat off, and then moves on to quick free instant gratification or idle games.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
You know, the Goblin could probably get that and many other great 90's games to run on his shitty little chromebook. He wouldn't appreciate them of course, but it's theoretically possible.
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I know the perfect game for him:

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Finally, he'll have a roll model to look up to.

I'm kidding, the Thief games and Styx are too complicated for diseased little Chancey.
 
I've never been happy before to have forgot to turn my adblocker back on. Just got this ad on John's stream. The algorithm knows what's up.
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