💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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The thing about dole scum Shane’s “I retired from Microsoft at 35” lie is that all the very senior MSFT guys I’ve known over the years have been there for decades or leveled up to an even more senior role at another huge tech company. Power players don’t retire from MSFT (or almost anywhere) at 35. Shane is a welfare queen who doesn’t know the first thing about MSFT company culture or the tech industry.
 
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Welcome back Shane.
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Whatever you Phone Monkey. Even Christina doesn't know who the fuck you are neither does anyone else at Microsoft. We've mentioned here before what you can expect when you work with Microsoft directly, and you didn't and you always claim that we're lying when we're not when at least two of us do work/ worked for them. If you worked for them directly you'd have one plaque and two crystals to show for it.

If you're at the ICE building, why isn't there anyone else there? Are you so much of a coward you don't want to be around other people? Just face it Tylenol Boy, you're a weak bitch boy that's done nothing with their life and all talk. Now you're known to more people as a pedophile and a retard.
John Andrews Stan said:
The thing about dole scum Shane’s “I retired from Microsoft at 35” lie is that all the very senior MSFT guys I’ve known over the years have been there for decades or leveled up to an even more senior role at another huge tech company. Power players don’t retire from MSFT (or almost anywhere) at 35. Shane is a welfare queen who doesn’t know the first thing about MSFT company culture or the tech industry.
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All the information he gets about tech comes from a quick google search. He's really no better than the Indians that took his call center job.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
I gotta say he lies with a confidence even Patrick couldn't pull off.
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I don't know about that. Patrick would go before the Supreme Court and deny he's gained a single pound since high school. He'd also claim Quasi was never paid a cent.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
He's really no better than the Indians that took his call center job.
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It could be a lively debate over who smells worse and/or has worse hygiene.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
If you worked for them directly you'd have one plaque and two crystals to show for it.
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Wait so he could be flashing around a plaque instead of a picture of some fast pass looking ID? I love this guy, every day it's another humiliation.

A friend of my spouse works at Microsoft. I don't know anything about the company myself, but I do know even if he retired at the age Shame claims he did, he still would never have had to worry about working again. He certainly wouldn't be a fat welfare queen who can't assemble a bed. I used to think Shane's complete destitution was the best proof he never actually worked there, but that's even funnier.
 
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Wait so he could be flashing around a plaque instead of a picture of some fast pass looking ID? I love this guy, every day it's another humiliation.

A friend of my spouse works at Microsoft. I don't know anything about the company myself, but I do know even if he retired at the age Shame claims he did, he still would never have had to worry about working again. He certainly wouldn't be a fat welfare queen who can't assemble a bed. I used to think Shane's complete destitution was the best proof he never actually worked there, but that's even funnier.
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They give an award of sorts every five years you're with the company. It used to be plaques, but now they're large crystals. Thrift stores around Seattle used to have lot of the crystals lying around when Microsoft fired a bunch of people several years ago so he could have bought one than for his little larp but didn't.

I cannot express my disgust with the state America is in. Everyone in this from MAGA idiots to the Liberal shitstains are complete and utter faggots. I'll give it Shane, he hasn't tried to grift off of this like that Tommy person. This is just performative for him so he could get a new iPad and phone. Fuck that guy.
Timestamped where Tylenol Boy claims he's not a pedophile and put them behind bars and his Microsoft shit. Also shows just how short he is
 
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There are enough characters for an entire Portland thread.
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At least the No Kings protest here didn't have so many literal retards, however I don't get why we had one in the first place. There hasn't been a good political rally since 2010 in this city when thousands of socialists and communists had a political rally crying about poverty and capitalism. Sure the area burned to the ground, but over a thousand of those animals were arrested. Sure the courts sided with them in the end, but they still got arrested and they were still beaten so win in my eyes. Should have been shot though but we can't all be like China.
 
He's currently livestreaming:


Brags about keeping tabs on ICE's movements. Bitches about KF, Owen, and Dan Mullen. Also claims to smoke weed, lol.
 
Shane was terrified of being apprehended for threatening those guys with violence, which he was dumb enough to stream publicly — so he made the stream private.

When I imagine the incomprehensible demoralization that goes with being Shane Nokes at the best of times, I almost feel bad for him. Then I see him crybullying his way through the streets for attention and am glad he’s miserable. Justice may be rare but it sure is satisfying.
 
I do genuinely have to give it to Shane, he did show up for what he believes in, even if he made a colossal fool of himself in the process. This is a million times more than anything Fatprick has ever done with his oinking.
 
Class soon and I have to finish my breakfast but I present you all with this.
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He's escalating.

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Class soon and I have to finish my breakfast but I present you all with this.
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He's escalating.

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Third degree assault is causing serious physical harm where the perp intentionally wounds, disfigures or endangers the life of the victim.

In other words Shame is admitting he's such a little pussy that shoving him caused serious physical harm.

But then this is a guy who's terrified of butter knives so... maybe he is that fragile. I mean a steady diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos might do that to a person.
 
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