💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Cringestorian X said:
Butterknife boy made an appearance again tonight
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Now the evil babysitter went to jail. I'm sure that's easily confirmed. Eidetic memory my ass. I'm glad that they just clown on him and refuse to take him seriously in any way. You are God's special child, Snokes.

Is this the first appearance of a "martial artist Shane" copypasta? I mean, I didn't mishear that, right? 15 years of martial arts training. Comes in handy when you're helping the fed boys kick down doors. Shoulda laid out that fascist, fat boy.

Do you think Shane could balance on one leg for longer than 5 seconds? Just a random thought I had.

Don't worry about Shane, he's gonna get a fat payday out of the casual insults tossed his way in the verbal confrontations he instigates. Tommy making fun of him by saying he looks like a chomo: get your wallet open, Tommy. Shane saying the guy fucks dogs? I claim a Heat of the Moment exemption*, your honor. Plus, the guy's a nazi! Hopefully some readings from Kiwi Farms showing Snokes spamming "You are a pedonazi!" hundreds of times, at almost everyone he's interacted with online for 20+ years. I hope somewhere in there will be a detailed look at Shane's CV and financial history.

*Does not exist, Shane will create new legal ground.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
Is this the first appearance of a "martial artist Shane" copypasta? I mean, I didn't mishear that, right? 15 years of martial arts training. Comes in handy when you're helping the fed boys kick down doors. Shoulda laid out that fascist, fat boy.
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Meanwhile he claims to be too much of a neurotard even to do shit like data entry, but he's also secretly a krav maga expert or whatever.
 
Note that Shane spits on the guy in this video — proof of criminal harassment/offensive physical contact. I wish this Tommy dude was a more sympathetic victim but I’d love to see him press charges.

Spitting on a person because you’re losing an argument is extremely unhinged behavior. Shane is way more fucked in the head than even we had realized.
 
AnOminous said:
Meanwhile he claims to be too much of a neurotard even to do shit like data entry, but he's also secretly a krav maga expert or whatever.
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Shame can't keep his own lies straight.

John Andrews Stan said:
Note that Shane spits on the guy in this video — proof of criminal harassment/offensive physical contact. I wish this Tommy dude was a more sympathetic victim but I’d love to see him press charges.

Spitting on a person because you’re losing an argument is extremely unhinged behavior. Shane is way more fucked in the head than even we had realized.
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That's considered assault and if they have it on video could charge him with it.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I noticed that the aftermath video of Shane's public appearance wasn't posted
From Tommyboi4209 over on X.
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Now more people there know you're a pathetic autistic man. Congrats!
Can I petition Tylenol Boy to his list of nicknames here?

Also
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guy has 88k followers on X and 372k subs on Youtube.
You have to play into the Tylenol Boy moniker Shane! You'll go even more viral than Patrick did!
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Loving every laugh. He pretty much made sure that people will never stop fucking with him now a là Tomlinson. What a complete retard.
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Shane is livestreaming on Twitch.
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kek, the normgroids also found OnA. This is the end for Shame :story:
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That's considered assault and if they have it on video could charge him with it.
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That was my point, though in Oregon it seems the charge would be harassment/offensive physical contact. I hope this moron keeps it up, but I know he doesn’t have the guts.
 
“Hey butterknife boy!” :story:

“Why does your girlfriend have a bigger front butt than her back butt?”

:story: That dude was so childish with his taunts but I couldn’t stop laughing, Shane got so triggered and danced like a monkey for 53,000 viewers. Shane is spitting his words out 100 mph and pacing like a crackhead while the streamer huehuehues and bruuuhs and broooooos. Pamtifa’s appearance, Shane’s “I’ll take your money!” whole thing was based irl shitposter performance art.
 
Reposting for the lurkers. Shane Nokes talking about being customer support in 2007. He really was just rebooting kids Xboxes :story:
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(Remember in the video he said he was a Microsoft super soldier from 1999-2016?)
 
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Azdy said:
Reposting for the lurkers. Shane Nokes talking about being customer support in 2007. He really was just rebooting kids Xboxes :story:
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(Remember in the video he said he was a Microsoft super soldier from 1999-2016?)
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He's been telling people he's worked at Microsoft Headquarters a year after that. Even MSReaderGirl (Christine) ignored him and she worked for the company on MSReader.

By the way, that's Christina Ahonen. She was laid off a few months ago after being with the company for 26 years. Thought I'd mention that.


Checking out his protest streams, he's always on a street that has nothing happening. What a coward!
 
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I just went to my local supermarket for a few things and saw the Bizzaro world version of Shane and the Guntress. Morbidly obese, same hair styles and beard(s) and overly affectionate with one another in a public setting.
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They were extremely polite and friendly, thus the Bizzaro world designation.
 
It's funny, we all assumed he was just an internet tough guy. Turns out he's actually the same way IRL, so he's a fake tough guy bullshit artist liar IRL and on the Internet. That is just pathetic.

I forgot he's a known pedo, asking for pics of a naked underage girl, as well as a convicted thief. Sounds like Microsoft quality to me. You really shouldn't be talking down to anyone with a criminal records and being a pedo, those are two things that 99.99% of people aren't, and you should be deeply ashamed of both.

Hey Shane, if you read this, no one believes you are retired at 35 with the clothes you wear, the lack of vehicle, where you live, and most obviously of all, your teeth. Someone that "retires" at 35 is wealthy, wears nice clothes, had a nice vehicle, has a nice place to live, and has perfect, white, veneered teeth. You are literally fooling no one and all you are doing is making yourself into a bigger joke than you are because anyone that has to lie about their reality is ashamed of it. But, I guess that's why you are known as Shame Nokes.

The Taco Santo! said:
I mean, I didn't mishear that, right? 15 years of martial arts training.
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Now we don't know which one is bullshit, all that martial arts training, or the fact that he has a "neuromuscular disorder" that allows him to collect 'tard bux. Just kidding, it's both.
 
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I bet he took an Uber down there, and the drivers both ways had to deal with both his breath and his nervous farts. You know, like the rest of the Microsoft bigshots.
 
Azdy said:
Reposting for the lurkers. Shane Nokes talking about being customer support in 2007. He really was just rebooting kids Xboxes :story:
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He knows so much about working in a call center meaning he was a phone jockey at best.

The Taco Santo! said:
Is this the first appearance of a "martial artist Shane" copypasta? I mean, I didn't mishear that, right? 15 years of martial arts training. Comes in handy when you're helping the fed boys kick down doors. Shoulda laid out that fascist, fat boy.
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That means nothing when his neuromuscular issues means he can't throw a punch. I mean it must mean something other than him being a lazy motherfucker because there's really nothing stopping him from being a code monkey somewhere. After all he coded Windows all by himself in one night when he was three years old and Bill Gates stole it from him.
 
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Welcome back Shane.
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No we say he worked as desk jockey because he's shown zero aptitude for anything else and Microsoft has a LOT of desk jockeys on the phone helping people with their problems.

Also that's much funnier as he's puffing himself up as being somehow this Microsoft Super Soldier who coded FAT all by himself while still in the womb even though it was invented years before he was even born.
 
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