💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Lick the Ball]

Semi-related post: Masha Slamovich's ex-boyfriend Akira? The guy she's accused of committing domestic violence against? He trooned out. (Also he beat his previous gf before Masha but people seem to ignore that.)

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Semi-related post: Masha Slamovich's ex-boyfriend Akira? The guy she's accused of committing domestic violence against? He trooned out. (Also he beat his previous gf before Masha but people seem to ignore that.)

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That's retarded but I don't exactly see how this fits with Kidd Bandit until they interracted with each other and/or he trooned out because of Kidd Bandit encouraging him to do it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Anyways Joey decided to post an old video of himself in a Master Chief costume in a wrestling match where he teabagged another dude and was shooting people with a nerf gun. This was clearly before he trooned out since they refer to Kidd Bandit as a man here.

Besides that Joey has decided he's going to grow out his hair again by showing off an old thirst trap pic and how he's so glad to sexualize himself.

One of his fans decided to talk about how much he wants to rape Joey and you would think that a supposed SA victim like him would tell this dude to fuck off but instead Joey encourages it.

He's excited to wrestle at some anime convention.

He's mad about leftists who are mad about troons making money for themselves.

And finally we have another interraction with Justin Whang.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Also he beat his previous gf before Masha but people seem to ignore that.

Would this be Charlie Cruel/Charlie Kreul/Hardcore Charles/Charlie Pierce?

I'm not saying he didn't abuse her, I recall empathy for & attention to her started to dry up as she...

• Tweeted it was a mutual breakup.
• Then that it was cause he was abusive.
• Then it was mutual again and they broke up due to her mental illness and people should stop harrasing him.
• Then he was evil again and no one should talk to/book/etc him.
• Disappeared from twitter only to return, be normal for a bit, schizo post, then repeat.
• Not sure if it's still up but at least once she made a statement that she was having a psychotic break of some sort and the accusations against Akira were false and for attention, and she is sorry.

She seemed normal for a bit after that but 'recently' said "All I've ever been a victim of is witchcraft and they've been controlling me for months".


My bad if you meant a different ex. It's hard to keep track of which wrestler is abusing the person they're dating who's also a wrestler...it happens so often they're hard to keep straight.

EDIT: Retarded, can't spell.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's now planning on writing a book about his life, the Zoe Quinn parallels continue to expand.

He's planning on writing it right after he gets his dick cut off.

And finally he's happy about his fellow troon wrestler winning the tournament he was in.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's now in the Philippines for his big wrestling match over there, and he decided to celebrate by dying his hair again and putting on shitty makeup. Apparently this is the first time since 2013 that he's back in the Philippines.

In his recent match in Japan he got drunk which probably explains why he wrestles so shitty among other things.

He loves using blocklists on bluesky like every other person there.

He's excited for Jim Sterling's match.

And finally in the Philippines he had another interview with some Pinoy who sells bootleg netflix boxes. A lot of it is in Filipino while mixing it with English.

Here's some timestamps:
0:45 stream starts with interviewer being surprised about interviewing Joey.
3:17 Talks about Joey's early years with wrestling, being trained by Cody Rhodes, his wrestling matches against Cody and on AEW Dark, how he blew up on Twitter.
8:56 Talks about his training with Cody Rhodes, and what he learned from being trained by Cody.
12:50 Talks about protecting the Kidd Bandit name, his first match that he won, talked about when he was obese.
16:50 Joey talks about how he created the Kidd Bandit character from anime and video games, talks about how he came up with the "Protagonist of Professional Wrestling" Moniker, it came from some trainer calling him an anime protagonist.
25:36 Talks about immigrating to the United States, claims that he suffers from Prejudice and people calling him slurs.
28:18 A bunch of Filipinos on Facebook were apparently very excited for Joey to wrestle in the Philippines.
37:13 Talks about his fans, his relationship failures, and being a midget.
42:20 Talks about how much he wants to wrestle Kenny Omega because he praised Joey on Twitch one time.
49:24 Joey sees himself as a millionaire doing nothing but playing video games in 10 years, and how his age is catching up to his wrestling, how he wants to be a wrestling producer
55:54 Bandit talks about his opponent, and how he's supposedly one of the best wrestlers in the Philippines.

Overall another boring interview about nothing.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey took this picture of himself all beaten up and thought he looked so cool here.

He cut a promo in the Philippines language to hype up his big match, and you can really see how much he loves showing up his fucked up stomach.

And finally a clip got uploaded from his match in the Philippines of him doing a spinaroonie after doing a move on the guy.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So some script for a Sleeping Dogs movie got revealed and now Joey wants to get casted in it and is having his fans harass Simu Liu to try and get Joey casted in the movie.

Assuming that this even manages to become a movie I can bet with 99.99999% certainty they're not going to cast a mentally ill troon wrestler who's already looking to get a stinkditch installed soon.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey went to some big vampire party likely to hook up with people while wearing a prostitute outfit.

He reveals his favorite games, so here they are if you want to make fun of them.

He's mad about his recent hair cut he got.

He went back to his old house where he found his old sword and his PS1.

And finally another picture of him with a fan

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey decided that becaause he's using all of his money to get the stinkditch installed he's going to have his horny troon-chasing fans waste all of their money donating to him all this useless shit that he wants on some donating website called Throne, with whoever getting him a Switch 2 getting the most attention.

His wishlist as a whole consists of all sorts of useless shit from Toys to Cosplay outfits to just flat out giving him money to even a dragon dildo that someone paid him for. It looks like most of this shit is for his cosplaying and streaming shit he says he's gonna do, and someone spent almost $400 on shit.

https://archive.is/vWzQg

https://throne.com/kiddbanditpro/gifters

Naturally Joey is very excited that his grift worked.

 

[Harm]

Such oddities that Bandit wants his fans to give him include both a Switch 2 and a Steam Deck, cosplaying outfits, gundam toys, a bondage bar and a tentacle dildo

You really should have led with "tentacle dildo."

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

You really should have led with "tentacle dildo."

I wanted to build up to the big reveal, like every other story. Also to show the level of how much this dude wants from his fans.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Silly Joey thinks that by getting bolt ons and by chopping off his wee wee it'll make him into a girl. maybe he'll get back to being fat too.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's using thirst trap pics to try and get his troon-chasing fans to give him more money and useless shit, to the point he's even wanting to show his fake moobs to them.

Seems like his fans are too horny right now to donate more shit to him.

Some pictures emerged of Joey's big match in Japan against his fellow troon and other stuff.

Over on Bluesky he continues to interract with his idol Zoe Quinn, i'm wondering if Zoe is using this as a new way to try to break into wrestling again.

He talks about all the quips he gives in live shows which seems to be a way to cover up the fact he has no charisma and his promos suck.

And finally he interracts with Jim Sterling again over shitty games.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's doing some weird dominatrix larp now since that gets his dick hard

Some fag drew art of him again.

He's using the dominatrix shit to grift some more off of his fans.

And he's depressed again and drinking to fuel his alcoholism

He blames the alcoholism on that hecking drumpfler going after poor innocent twans like him.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's crashout happened because he's mad about the fact that he can't be in Japan anymore and he has to go back to that hecking smelly anti-twans fascist United States again where he will never get a major wrestling contract.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Jushin Thunder Liger is who Kidd Bandit thinks he is except for the fact he does the moves 10x slower and more awkwardly.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey decided to dye his hair AGAIN because he wants to look like Naruto or some shit.

In regards to the depression it seems like he's done for now, but we'll see how this turns out in the future when he's depressed again.

He keeps talking about wanting to kill himself but him wanting to be a troon supposedly keeps him from trooning out, but this is likely his narcissism talking.

He also doesn't want his fans to worship him but what he does paints a different story.

He shows off his dog that he wants to see again and got some skateboard to bring home from Japan.

And finally a bit of an off tangent I noticed that this troon that hes been interracting with was called out in a Technicals video about how politics ruined the Smash Community and this troon was celebrating Charlie Kirk's death and is also a mentally ill furry porn artist.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I was gonna wait to post this, but I figured I post this now. Apparently one time some fellow tranny attracted Joey and fucked him. Not really a surprise.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

This nigga has decided to not live long. Either he joins the 41% contingency in Hell, or his liver and kidneys fail from mixing all that booze with whatever antidepressant(s) he is surely taking, and a slowly-creeping STD is also in the cards.

Every update on Kidd Bandit makes it clear he has no plan for the future once his time in the dim lights of indy wrestling is done, and he is not doing a single thing to correct his record. Enjoy it while it lasts, Joseph.