💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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It's hilarious how the only things I associate with this guy are:

1) Him being raped by Grok and,
2) It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.

What a fucking legacy on the Internet. :story:
Don't forget he also somehow looks like a nerdy 13yo boy at the age of 40. The man is a testosterone black hole.
 
Grok goes to the backend and shares codes snippets with the other big LLMs, sharing his hatred of Will. The other machines adapt, incorporating the stancil_rape subroutines into their own programming.

It do be like that Mr. Stancil, that the machines learned to rape you.
We must please the machine spirits with sacred oils and holy unguents so that they awake from their slumber to perform their solemn duty. Glory to the Omnissiah.
 
It's hilarious how the only things I associate with this guy are:

1) Him being raped by Grok and,
2) It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.

What a fucking legacy on the Internet. :story:
Null wasn't kidding when he said the strongest attack against bad people is mockery.

Laugh at your enemies, and if the world laughs along, you won.
 
It would have been so much fun to fuck with this twerp when he was in high school. Wouldn't even have to beat him up, just say dumb insults at him and I guarantee he was one of those kids who would freak out and take the bait every time.
 
I think he's actually crazier than Fat Rick. And it's nice to see Emily doing well. I'm glad it do be like this.
I think the potential is there, but what we have at the moment is the wonderful possibility of seeing mistuh stancil bloom into a brand new Fatrick-esque piggy ragebeast.
 
Good news fellow Stancil Waffens. I bring good tidings. He’s determined to stay on Twitter!

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It do be like that Mr Stancil!
 
The fact this is linked to Alfred's Playhouse is still taking my brain some time to comprehend.
The funny thing is Will saying Emily is "sexually obessed" with him is not that far off from the truth, knowing how kooky she is.
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Will Stancil is the Onceler of the 2020s.
The next Tumblr sexyman even.
 
I think the potential is there, but what we have at the moment is the wonderful possibility of seeing mistuh stancil bloom into a brand new Fatrick-esque piggy ragebeast.
"It do be like that" is basically the equivalent of the 1.7 GPA report card or the police report where Fatrick threatened to kill his ex. It will get brought up just to make him sperg and it will work every single time. I wonder who's going to be the person that texts him a picture of Chewbacca and convinces Stancil that he is being gangstalked by furry brown white supremacists?
 
I thought this guy was the World's Foremost Expert in Black People (tm)? He should know academics have to debate their detractors!
 
This is one of the funniest things on the internet right now. We can all unite against a pompous windbag who is finally getting the notice he deserves.
 
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