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ThePozzedOutCritic said:
Shaved foreskin good or bad?
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might be shit post and i'm dumb, i don't think hair grows there usually, but regardless, rules for pubes probably apply, shaving is bad in general because the pubic hair serves a purpose during intercourse etc to prevent friction, and if it starts getting stubbly then it can sandpaper like how five o clock shadow works. trimming however can be good, but want to avoid anything lower than like a "buzz cut" around the dong. if scared then take scissors and just carefully cut handfuls away from skin over a trash can etc. manscaping works double duty of being less gross for partners and also less annoying when trying to pee and hair possibly getting around/in the urethra.
 
Hello. I'm looking for dating advice. I'm in my early 40s, generally shy, and have difficulties asking women out. Regrettably, most of my dating is done online. Using bumble right now. It's the only one that seems to "work". I've had absolutely no luck on hinge, and OKC is dead. I feel like I could swipe on 100 women, and get no response. I know there's the whole male to female ratio on dating apps, but you figure you'd get a like back from someone. It's almost like I'm hidden or being filtered out.
I also hear a lot of women use the height filter, and i'm not the tallest guy. (5.4) Although I think on bumble, that's locked behind a paywall.

Dating outside also gives me trouble. My main hangout spot is a climbing gym. Most of the crowd there consists of college kids, and i'm not into dating any liberal college girls. Even putting that aside I'm not interested in most of the people I meet there. Even if I do find somebody interesting, it's difficult to ask them out. I know I need to expand my hobbies to meet new people, but that's hard due to shyness, and social anxiety. And thus I fall back to online dating.

Any advice or insight would be helpful.
 
Rock bro6 66 said:
I'm in my early 40s(...)
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Rock bro6 66 said:
(...)Most of the crowd there consists of college kids, and i'm not into dating any liberal college girls. Even putting that aside I'm not interested in most of the people I meet there.
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Maybe I read the Man Hate thread too often, but I immediately assumed you meant to imply you'd be okay with it if they were conservative, and then I would have to say "Kill yourself, faggot", so I'm gonna hope you're just a retard that didn't know that was gonna sound, but I'm still gonna get that out of the way for the actual women in the thread and say it on their behalf so as to not waste their time, that if you meant to convey that, you should probably just kill yourself. Faggot.

Anyway, have you tried to stop being a pussy? What's a woman gonna do, rip your cock off for saying "Hi" in a mixed-gender public area where the expectation is to communicate with strangers? Get the fuck over yourself. As well, if your first instinct on your difficulty with dating apps is that you're "too short", that's probably true in your case, sure, but from my reading of this thread and other resources, the bigger problem for most men in your position is that your profile sucks ass and you communicate like a creep, that's the usual problem. So you should probably review the data you put out there.

And, if you're such a pathetic middle-aged man that you have to creep around college kids that are half your age for real to not feel 'intimidated by women' or whatever, you should at least go deep into the woods and never bother anybody ever again.
 
Rock bro6 66 said:
I'm looking for dating advice.
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Why do you want to date
funwithshemales69 said:
Ladies, give me your best tips and tricks for dealing with depression. Serious depression, like 7 or 8/10. It's making me thinner and greying my hair. And no, don't suggest the rope as much as y'all like to. Been there, done that, doesn't work.
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Why don't you go to therapy
 
Core Theorist said:
Maybe I read the Man Hate thread too often, but I immediately assumed you meant to imply you'd be okay with it if they were conservative, and then I would have to say "Kill yourself, faggot", so I'm gonna hope you're just a retard that didn't know that was gonna sound, but I'm still gonna get that out of the way for the actual women in the thread and say it on their behalf so as to not waste their time, that if you meant to convey that, you should probably just kill yourself. Faggot.

Anyway, have you tried to stop being a pussy? What's a woman gonna do, rip your cock off for saying "Hi" in a mixed-gender public area where the expectation is to communicate with strangers? Get the fuck over yourself. As well, if your first instinct on your difficulty with dating apps is that you're "too short", that's probably true in your case, sure, but from my reading of this thread and other resources, the bigger problem for most men in your position is that your profile sucks ass and you communicate like a creep, that's the usual problem. So you should probably review the data you put out there.

And, if you're such a pathetic middle-aged man that you have to creep around college kids that are half your age for real to not feel 'intimidated by women' or whatever, you should at least go deep into the woods and never bother anybody ever again.
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Thank you for the advice. I'll take it into consideration. Although I am poor, and killing myself would be a problem.

I will admit though I am retarded, and wasn't thinking when I posted.
 
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crazedaze said:
Why do you want to date
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This seems like an insane thing to ask a moid. Why would any man want to date? For physical and emotional companionship, for sharing various life experiences with, and perhaps most importantly TO FUCK. Any man that denies the latter is either lying to himself or lying to a foid (or maybe he suffers from hormonal issues? He's Old! He's Soy! He can't get it up!). To quote Jack Garland from Stranger of Paradise, I need to. It's not a hope, or a dream. It's like a hunger, a thirst.

DavidS877 said:
After advice from the "women" on this forum I can't imagine any man would want to date ever again.
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Disagree, a man shouldn't let himself be so easily discouraged. A temporary setback perhaps, but tomorrow is another day to attempt conquest!
 
long waters said:
This seems like an insane thing to ask a moid. Why would any man want to date? For physical and emotional companionship, for sharing various life experiences with, and perhaps most importantly TO FUCK. Any man that denies the latter is either lying to himself or lying to a foid (or maybe he suffers from hormonal issues? He's Old! He's Soy! He can't get it up!). To quote Jack Garland from Stranger of Paradise, I need to. It's not a hope, or a dream. It's like a hunger, a thirst.


Disagree, a man shouldn't let himself be so easily discouraged. A temporary setback perhaps, but tomorrow is another day to attempt conquest!
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You want to "conquer" so that you can "fuck"? You sound like a real charmer, Romeo. Gl
 
DavidS877 said:
After advice from the "women" on this forum I can't imagine any man would want to date ever again.
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Saving a hypothetical stranger from being asked out by a 5'4" 40-year-old who asks for dating advice on a New Zealand agricultural website might just be our collective good deed for the week.

(Also if you give up on dating because the mean bird site ladies told you to, you deserve it.)

Edit: Lol he's claiming to not only be 5'4" and 40, but too poor to kill himself. I'm pretty sure he's trolling.
 
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DavidS877 said:
After advice from the "women" on this forum I can't imagine any man would want to date ever again.
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On this forum? Or on this specific thread which exists only for that reason and which you apparently visit when you crave anger dopamine? :thinking:
long waters said:
perhaps most importantly TO FUCK.
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THANK YOU, thats precisely the answer I was hoping to get. "How can I manipulate someone to give me access to their body"? By lying of course, such as with answers like:
Rock bro6 66 said:
Why? For companionship, and to form a connection with someone.
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To clarify, somewhat: what I mean is that every man has an obvious biological drive to seek out a mate for obvious reasons. No matter how much of a wuss a man may be, he will still have this nagging feeling subconsciously driving him to seek out women (or guys if you're a fag lol). I think that asking why a man would want to date is like asking why water is wet. A man may want more than JUST that, but any man that claims he doesn't want that is a liar.

As for the conquest thing, I mean it in a metaphoric sense like a knight going out to conquer the heart of his beloved fair maiden. Not in a being a manwhore pulling some numbers game to brag to your bros or anything. But I do view it as a kind of "battle". To find your beloved life long partner and build your kingdom (family), you must do battle. You must battle yourself, your weaknesses, and you must battle other men too. You must prove to be better than your competition in some way.

I know this is autistic and sounds retarded and I'm sure there's a better way to phrase it. You (the readers) are not wrong to autism react me and such.
 
long waters said:
As for the conquest thing, I mean it in a metaphoric sense like a knight going out to conquer the heart of his beloved fair maiden. Not in a being a manwhore pulling some numbers game to brag to your bros or anything. But I do view it as a kind of "battle". To find your beloved life long partner and build your kingdom (family), you must do battle. You must battle yourself, your weaknesses, and you must battle other men too. You must prove to be better than your competition in some way.
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I think you're right that this is how a lot of men view it, but you should also not say anything resembling this to a woman because it will make her vagina permanently unable to ever self-lubricate again.
 
long waters said:
To clarify, somewhat: what I mean is that every man has an obvious biological drive to seek out a mate for obvious reasons. No matter how much of a wuss a man may be, he will still have this nagging feeling subconsciously driving him to seek out women (or guys if you're a fag lol). I think that asking why a man would want to date is like asking why water is wet. A man may want more than JUST that, but any man that claims he doesn't want that is a liar.

As for the conquest thing, I mean it in a metaphoric sense like a knight going out to conquer the heart of his beloved fair maiden. Not in a being a manwhore pulling some numbers game to brag to your bros or anything. But I do view it as a kind of "battle". To find your beloved life long partner and build your kingdom (family), you must do battle. You must battle yourself, your weaknesses, and you must battle other men too. You must prove to be better than your competition in some way.

I know this is autistic and sounds retarded and I'm sure there's a better way to phrase it. You (the readers) are not wrong to autism react me and such.
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Oh god spare us the fucking long-winded condescending explanations and "beloved fair maiden" bullshit after you just all capsed and bolded and italicized TO FUCK. :story: i assure you every woman is aware of why every dude comes here asking for tips on game and why every male "dating" channel is oriented on advice for being the biggest whore possible.
 
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I'm a complete retard moid and I throw myself at the mercy of Gorl Talk now for some help with a woman I truly don't deserve: what is a nice flower arrangement to get her? I know nothing of this sort of thing but want to surprise her. What kinds of things should I keep in mind picking them besides "these look and smell nice", or is that actually it?
 
Waffle Iron said:
I have quite high water hardness in my house. Every time I clean the bathroom it's quite a struggle to get rid of calcium buildup around taps and the shower tiles. Any cleaning protips?
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Don't shower!

But in all seriousness, I have the same problem. Get a strong cleaning product, that targets calcium and let it soak for a bit. Just make sure it is compatible with what erver surface you apply it to.


DickMain said:
I'm a complete retard moid and I throw myself at the mercy of Gorl Talk now for some help with a woman I truly don't deserve: what is a nice flower arrangement to get her? I know nothing of this sort of thing but want to surprise her. What kinds of things should I keep in mind picking them besides "these look and smell nice", or is that actually it?
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Go to a flower shop and tell them your predicament! They'll help you.
 
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