📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Muskcarpone]

Based family member.

 

[Syikeblade]

When the whole trans men can have vaginas hits hard. Ironic when they started the whole biology is a social construct, but now they're not really men if they don't get fake dicks because they know everyone really sees them as mentally ill ladies.

She'll never be a man lol


And another post by different pooner laments on how she can't feel manly enough when being intimate with her girlfriend.

When reality gets in the way of your fantasy

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

My main issue with MTFs is usually how damn self absorbed they are (and ridiculous voices). Good for them.

Lmao, his self absorption led him in there to get attention and have a sub full of women fawning over him for being “one of the good ones.” A male went into a sub full of neurotic females to say “let’s talk about meee” no chance he’s fighting for the lil doods lol.

A pooner tries to slide into a gay dude's DMs and proceeds to crash out when he almost immediately rebukes her in the name of the Queen of TERFs herself.
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she tried so hard to set up the flirt with the rearranging the backstock and backroom line lmao. Such a womanly response too lol, direct mockery is a powerful societal tool. We should all be doing our part

 

[Taxes]

In "defense" of the TiFs' perspective, there is way more variability in their "male" presentations than the TiMs "female" ones. Most TiMs fall into two categories:

1) Twig supreme: lanky, 0 curves, flat or bolt-ons (that only essentuate their male chests)

2) Ogre lord: "curvy" (i.e FAT), small to large moobs

They all often have zero ass, thighs, waist, etc (without extremely invasive, unnatural surgeries), have very male faces (even without facial hair, just distinct male bone structure), and even the conventionally attractive ones (ex. Hunter Schafer) fall under "pretty dude" status, not actually female beautiful.

TiFs vary from 4'11" pseudomale midgets to above average height chicks who got bullied for it. They also vary in attractiveness, too. You got the:
- typical balding, Neet, 20 going on 40 year old fail"male" knockoffs
- pierced, tattooed, unwashed nightmare demons
- barely androgynous/that's just a chick with short hair

BUT... occasionally, you got the @kristoferthomas or @noahwaybabes types


Women who were attractive pre-T and post-T. Their already sculpted features, great genetics, basic adherance to hygeine, diet, and excercise + fat cash wads allowed them to coast the effects of testosterone way better than most of the sorry broads on r/ftm. If you looked at them just existing in real life, no one would blame you for thinking they're just regular ('albeit objectively beautiful) men.

It's only when you've trolled kiwifarms long enough that you adjust to the "tells" (not always, there are always false positives). At the end of the day, the point of it all isn't whether the costume looks good--it's that there's a costume at all. Most people shpuld humble themselves & acknowledge that certain trannies (90% TiFs) can look good, but the point isn't looks. It doesn't matter if the TiFs a balding wannabe manlet actively avoided on the stree or a 6'0" stacy-to-chad who wouldn't struggle to get laid at all. The issue is the principle of transitioning in itself and how its a dangerous, unregulated system riding on the backs of actual homophobia, sexism, body mutilation, and self-hate indoctrination. Evil is rarely 100% undesireable.

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Anywho, thread tax:

TiF A wants to see how she can lie about her parental status after just giving birth to her child and still at the breastfeeding stage ("moo" juice. ew. why are they all so fucking weird and derogatory in this specific way?).

TiF B lies by omission to a potential partner and is *big shocked* when said partner (who is heterosexual) breaks up with her.

TiF to be C is literally a teenager who's creeping rational thinking is getting in the way of her fucking up her body in irrevocable ways. She's starting to rationalize that maybe it was all the other issues in her life that led to this major shift in thinking and can't even lie fully (peep the cope at the end). How inconvinient!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Ya think?


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Long story short, I was posting on this discord server and was using the term "natural titties" and a bunch of people got made, since apparently growing tits from hrt isn't natural.

I'm not sure where others stand on this, but to me, natural means no surgeries. But maybe I'm being dumb here.

 

[█████████]

Ya think?

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So fat men with man boobs or men with a hormonal disorder can claim they're "natural boobs identical to a real woman's"? And you're transphobic if you like cis boobs but not man boobs? I doubt man boobs lactate, and that's the main biological purpose of boobs.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

She went from a mildly startled french woman to Henry Cavill and the Slapchop guy fused together.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I doubt man boobs lactate

It can actually happen to men as a medical condition (galactorrhea).

Your porn discord got mad because they know damn well what a woman is and they don't want their tranny porn mixed up with their straight and lesbian porn.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Ya think?

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Behold these 100% natural bodybuilders! After all, anabolic steroids are a type of hormone, so taking gear is really just a form of hormone therapy.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM upset because his dad posted the article that trans identification is in free fall


In a reply, he of course posts an image claiming its due to "transphobia"

 

[Magic Pickle]

Many Ls to enjoy today, lads and lassies, so I hope everyone's brought a bowl, a spoon and an appetite!

A FTM is left wanting in her relationship with a theymab because he lets other people neutralize her gender to avoid being seen as a homosexual man; this is such an affront to her ego that she's now considering whether she should cut him loose once she no longer needs him to play caregiver in the wake of her top surgery.
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My spouse is "they/them"ing me to avoid being misgendered​

I recently told my spouse that I do not like being referred to in public as their spouse, and I feel uncomfortable having they/them pronouns applied to me.
I am a gender-nonconforming (long hair) but very much binary transgender man, and I have made this apparent from day 1 of our relationship. I have questioned if I am nonbinary at times, but I have always arrived at the conclusion that I am a man. My partner is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns with basically everyone. My partner has been on estrogen GAHT for a year, but they rarely shave their facial hair anymore. They seem generally happy with an androgynous expression and are okay with being seen as gay in private (e.g. our own home).
I have no problems with them being nonbinary, but I am a little tired of people assuming I'm also nonbinary because they keep they/them'ing me in public. When I asked them about this, they said they don't like it when they he/him me and suddenly everyone assumes we are an MLM couple. Basically, when they refer to me as their husband, people assume we are both gay men. I identify as bisexual and homoromantic, and while it does mildly upset me that they do not want to be my husband, I can live with that... However, I cannot live with being seen as a nonbinary x nonbinary couple.
I tried to show sympathy to them about this, but they basically said they didn't know what to do because neither of us wants to be misgendered. They effectively apologized but haven't changed the behavior. They have still referred to me mostly as they/them throughout the top surgery process (to nurses, etc.) This has really hurt me while I am vulnerable from surgery and constantly working through familial and religious trauma that makes me feel guilty for being a trans man. I have de/re-transitioned to nonbinary in the past to placate others.
I just had top surgery last week and all of the time off + extra brain space has had me re-evaluating the relationship. I know post-op depression sucks, so I'm just trying to get through this time partly because I am reliant on them as my primary support person. Frankly though, for this and other reasons, I'm not sure this relationship will last once I am healed up and back on my feet. I feel like I am completely capable of being attracted to people with their gender expression, but they do some things like this that really kill my passion for the relationship.
Has anyone else found themselves in this situation? My partner doesn't really correct people on pronouns, but neither do I. People see me as male by default until the they/them's come out, so I don't feel like I should be the one correcting others.

No cap, on God: a tranny resents the way that kids these days talk, as he finds the concept of being called any sort of offshoot of "brother" to be painfully disrespectful of his lady LARP. I like that he insists that "dude" is gender neutral but "bro" is not, because "dude" is actually another contentious term among The Men Who Wear Mother's Panties.
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Bruh​

At the risk of sounding like an old ass fart, it really irks me how the kid’s generation is calling everyone and everything “bruh”, “bro”, or “brother”. Yes I know my generation and everyone in California calls everyone “dude”, but at least the argument can be made that dude can be gender neutral. (I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, ‘cuz we’re all dudes) But no variation of the word “brother” can be gender neutral, sorry not sorry. It’s gotten so common even young girls are calling other girls “bruh”. And maybe I’m getting paranoid/conspiratorial here, but some part of me wonders if this trend didn’t come about from some on-line transphobes deciding it would be hilarious if they just misgender EVERY woman to make sure, without a doubt, they misgender any trans woman they meet, since by making it “cool slang” they knew they could get young cis girls to not be bothered by it, it would only effect us. Maybe I’m crazy. Whatever it is I hope it passes soon.
EDIT: I don’t have an attachment to the word “dude”. I was just preparing for what I thought would be an onslaught of people saying “Leave the kids alone! ‘Bruh’ is just the new ‘dude’”, and going on a Goodburger nostalgia trip

A crossdresser with a crazily colossal cranium is cross with the fact that most biological women do not walk around looking like they're auditioning to be a new formation on Easter Island. Can any fellow laydeez help a girliepop out?
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I feel like I won't pass because of the size of my head​

Hey girls. So I (20, pre everything) feel like I have a few key roadblocks that'll prevent me from passing. I wanna go on E injections because I've heard they're the most effective method, but I'm afraid that certain things won't change. My biggest worry is the size of my head. My shoulders are fine, and so is my neck, but my HEAD is mammoth. Like, I can't even fit a snapback on the loosest setting because of how big it is. Idk if that's because of my hair (I have thick curly hair down to my shoulders), but it makes me feel super insecure. Has anyone here passed after thinking they wouldn't because of the size of their head? I really need some hope rn

A TiF crafts a poetic post about how her father can no longer bear to see the golem his girl is becoming. Troons 'n' poons resent any kind of mourning from loved ones about who they once were, yet insist that they have killed these people or were never even them in the first place; how telling, isn't it, that the only acceptable move is to blindly accept any and all change, yet simultaneously pretend as if nothing ever changed in the first place?
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My dad can't even look at me anymore.​

I don't know how to feel. I knew my transition would mean our relationship would go through hard times. He isn't evil, but he's stubborn and rigid and wants to see me in heaven after we die. He's terrified that being trans is a clinical delusion, and that it's an unchecked slippery slope into me losing my mind beyond the point he can help me. He is scared for his daughter. And I understand his fears. I do. But that's a fundamental misunderstanding of being trans, and there's nothing for it right now. The only thing that will soften his stance is to watch me live well, to watch nothing bad happen, and to watch me be happy and successful in ways he doesn't understand. And I intend to. Yet, when the only answer is time, the waiting can be so painful.
We still have family dinners and holiday gatherings and birthdays. Mom is a rug-sweeper, so she doesn't give me any trouble (and, as an old hippie, she's genuinely fascinated by my transition). Everything is the same, but it isn't. It's stiff and strange and we have all of these long pauses where you can feel the elephant in the room rooming over us: I don't look like their daughter anymore. Outside of the walls of their home, I am called Sir and Mr by strangers. My ID photo looks like a sister I could have had. She looks over the dinner table at us through picture frames as I scratch at my stubble and try to think of something pleasant to bring up to chat about.
This is the hard part, I think. Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering if my government will kidnap me. There is an end to those nights, though, where I can wake up and shake it off and start making breakfast. I can decide to move on and not let that possibility stop me from brushing my teeth or walking my dog. There is no end to the way my father tenses up and looks away from me. It's never going to be the same. In a way, I am always going to be his little girl, and I never want to be anyone else. But I did not grow into the woman he imagined, and for that I cannot help him.

A FTM grieves over the fact that now she's become what women fear: a random guy on the street. I need pooners to stop being so sad about scaring random women they come across because they literally chose this. How many stupid prizes must be won before stupid games stop being played? Then again, that would certainly bring famine to this thread, and it's one of the best on the site so we can't have that.
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Losing women’s trust when passing is so shockingly painful​

It hurts, not that i pass, that is amazing and my dream. What hurts is how women are distant now, and guarded now.
I don’t blame them at all. Women have every single reason and right to be guarded.
But damn if it didn’t shock me today when it happened. I smiled politely and held the door for this lady and she looked down and her body language was very guarded when passing by me. It seemed like she just wanted to get away asap.
It doesn’t hep that im a latino guy too, specially living in a southern state. But regardless of that, it’s happened multiple times.
I remember seeing women smile and greet me freely, them being more talkative and open.
Now it’s definitely like they put a wall between us.
Which again, i will never fault or blame any women for or ask them not to. But the difference in treatment now is shocking.
I feel bad for even making them feel like they have to be guarded.

A TiM is brought back down to reality from his time floating in the clouds of tranny propaganda when after nearly two years of trooning out, he still looks more like a Slenderman than a Slenderlady. To make matters worse, his family doesn't really acknowledge his transition, which drives him to such despair that he even destroys the few accoutrements of craziness he has to call his own. Surely the reason he's such a sad sack has nothing to do with how he graduated college into a day-to-day life of navel-gazing, hormone jenga and Reddit, right?
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My transition has amounted to almost nothing, and it’s making me miserable.​

I’ve been on HRT for nearly a year and a half now, and looking at myself in the mirror, there have been next to no changes. (I’m 22, from Canada)
I had an appointment with my doctor after the first 6 months, and he tried to reassure me that most of the changes start happening after the six month mark. Of course I already knew that, and so I was optimistic. Well, it turns out the changes just aren’t coming at all. All I get is side effects and emotional instability. People talk about HRT like it’s magic, they literally call it that, "hormones are magic!", so why do I get nothing??? I’m miserable in every aspect of my life, I feel like it’s not much to ask for a little bit of progress after over a year…
I even try real hard to see changes, I’ll pose in certain ways to try and see something I like, but I just end up seeing the same stuff I hate. It’s also not like I’m completely clueless as to why I’m stagnating, I weigh 50kg for 5’11". I literally lost weight I didn’t even have since the last time i saw my doctor. "Oh it’s probably muscle mass" I AM BUILT LIKE A TREE BRANCH. There is no muscle mass to be lost, and there is no fat to redistribute. I barely eat 2 meals a day, if even that, and I can’t bring myself to eat enough to gain any weight. I literally sit on my ass all day and do 0 physical activity, so much so that the only change I THINK I’ve noticed is that I have a slightly bigger butt with how it’s a little more comfortable sitting down. You’d think that eating and not moving at all would get me some weight gain, but apparently I don’t abide by those rules!
And that’s just the medical part, because my social transition may as well not exist outside of the internet. I came out to my whole family almost a year ago, and still they call me by my old name constantly, my brother even stopped calling me any name at all! They’re not even transphobic, they just don’t care to put in the effort to change.
The other day i snapped when my mom called me by my old name again, i just completely ignored anything anyone said to me and went back into my room to cry. I tore down my trans flag, and threw it in a corner of my room with my few girl clothes and just cried myself to sleep. I’ve been completely avoiding even the people I live with, I try my best to leave my room only when I don’t hear anyone upstairs. That’s not even mentioning how I graduated college and just stopped doing anything at all. I stay home and do nothing literally every day. I guess I shouldn’t be bitching about people not calling me a certain way when i’m quite literally leeching away at them like a parasyte.
Idk, I’m just so tired of everything, and having my transition shit the bed on me isn’t helping at all. I’m even having to pay for my meds now since i’m on government insurance, which is a whole other subject I don’t even want to begin getting into.
TL;DR: I hate my life, and HRT only works if you don’t have the BMI of a cardboard cutout.

This miserable man is so blisteringly envious of women and the effortlessness of their existences as female that he straight up not only struggles to consume content produced by women, but also even avoids women he knows personally. I'm sure this doesn't impact your feelings towards women and how you behave towards them in any malignant ways whatsoever!
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Realized I've been avoiding feminine creators/media out of dysphoria...​

Half vent half "anyone else like this?", but just wanted to get my thoughts out there.
I realized I don't really watch any female content creators or consume much "fem-oriented" media, and until now I didn't really get why. Years ago I didn't think much about it, cause "I'm clearly a guy so why would I" (oh how wrong I was lol), but now I've been actively trying to, and I realized why I never did.
It's dysphoria. Or gender envy, but more painful. What specifically set this off was a new (to me) youtuber I found, "YourCoolUncleMarisa" (don't let the name fool you). She makes the exact kind of niche-ish content I usually watch, she's cool, and I really like her style.
I subscribed, but I still haven't watched any of her videos through. As soon as I tried to, I'm hit with what I guess could only be envy/jealousy. The "I'll never get to look/sound/be like her" feelings. And thinking back, it was always like this. It was just easier to avoid them than to feel that way.
And I also realized, especially after starting transition a while ago, I've been getting those same feelings even when hanging out with women myself, even female friends I've had for a while. I haven't been avoiding them but it definitely still hurts.
And... I don't want to feel this way and let it affect me so much, but I don't know how, because at a certain level it's true. I'll never get to truly be like them. I'm not delusional, I know there's a lot I could still improve, but there's a lot I also can't.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Nature, healing, etc. Haven’t seen a laugh ratio this good since Luigi.

 

[healing rain]

She went from a mildly startled french woman to Henry Cavill and the Slapchop guy fused together.
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Yeah, I wouldn’t use this as an example of an attractive TIF. Her jaw implants look fucking goofy.

I don’t care if a TIF is the twunkiest chad ever; I’m still not going anywhere near her atrophied vagina.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

TIM upset because his dad posted the article that trans identification is in free fall
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In a reply, he of course posts an image claiming its due to "transphobia"

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"N-no don't you see! The MAGA death squads are so retarded they'll see a gigahon and take them at their word when they say they aren't a troon out of fear! THAT'S why fewer people are saying they're trooning out, totally not because our movement is full of degenerate, emotionally stunted spergs and it's not trendy anymore."

Ah yes because as we all know, trannies are very secretive about their troon status and hide it very well. Anonymous over-the-phone surveys are totally how we'll getcha, good thinking.

Also thanks for labeling the gun, Ben Garrison.

 

[Imp]

Women who were attractive pre-T and post-T. Their already sculpted features, great genetics, basic adherance to hygeine, diet, and excercise + fat cash wads allowed them to coast the effects of testosterone way better than most of the sorry broads on r/ftm. If you looked at them just existing in real life, no one would blame you for thinking they're just regular ('albeit objectively beautiful) men.

What struck me the most about this woman is pre testosterone she was very proportional head to body. After test she has a tiny pea head atop her musculature that looks ridiculous. That's going to clock her for us tranny spotters.

 

[Waffle Iron]

My transition has amounted to almost nothing, and it’s making me miserable.​

Sometimes I feel bad for reading these stories. This reads like a confused autist that got groomed. Didn't feel like he got along with people in college and instead escaped onto the internet. He got groomed and thought that hormones are magic pills that will warp your skeleton and put fat on your hips and tits. I'm sure he's a nuisance and a disappointment to his parents, but I sincerely hope he turns his life around. No internet, just a simple job that puts him in contact with the real world and normal people, pay his parents a few bucks for food and laundry, and hope the hormone damage isn't too great.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

At the risk of sounding like an old ass fart, it really irks me how the kid’s generation is calling everyone and everything “bruh”, “bro”, or “brother”.

I walk around all day calling people "my brother/sister", and I'm Gen X. Of course, I mean it as "my brother/sister in christ".

The only thing that will soften his stance is to watch me live well, to watch nothing bad happen, and to watch me be happy and successful in ways he doesn't understand. And I intend to. Yet, when the only answer is time, the waiting can be so painful.

Well, here's hoping. It so often turns out like that, right? Lots of happy family growth in tranny spaces, this thread sees it over and over, the happy outcomes.

 

[Vampirella]

She went from a mildly startled french woman to Henry Cavill and the Slapchop guy fused together.

All those chin implants can't make her head look bigger. Her head looks tiny.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I barely eat 2 meals a day, if even that, and I can’t bring myself to eat enough to gain any weight. I literally sit on my ass all day and do 0 physical activity

You really expected to sit there and hormones alone magically change your entire body? Well, hormones aren't magic. Life could be worse, you could be forced to nod along and humor him. I'm sure his doctor dreads his visits.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

All those chin implants can't make her head look bigger. Her head looks tiny.

Her face is still really feminine, too. In fact, her face looks more feminine in the ‘after’ picture because she’s smiling in a more natural expression. She just looks like a dyke. Nothing masculine about her at all.

God, I hate that so many tomboys and butches are being lost to this cult idiocy.