🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 452 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.0%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 259 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,478
Jeremy wanting to have his coffee be used as the coffee at church is so scummy. He is going to church and the only thing on his mind is “how can this make me money?”. He would probably request the church to pay him a small fee since it’s a “locally owned small business”, not a big chain that can afford to give their coffee away for free.

The dude isn’t worshipping Christ, he’s worshipping Mammon.
 
This nigga can't be serious trying to sell off his moldy grift brand grift Amazon coffee from the woke tranny loving mormons at Millcreek?
Any time I wonder if he could go lower the answer is always "Yes." but I wouldn't have guessed the merchant inside the temple arc would come.
This stream was extremely hard for me to get through.
Godspeed you beautiful bastard. :semperfidelis:
 
Top comment on yesterday's Quartering live stream is roasting him for scamming his fans again. There are a few clips in there but I'm too busy to mess with that right now.
The thing I find most unbelievable is that there's enough people in the member's section to actually ask enough questions for him to ignore.

His show is slowly sliding back down the Rumble rankings. Recently he's falling to the low to mid 40's. Right before Charlie Kirk died he was falling off the top 50 entirely. A bunch of shows that outrank him only have 13-17k views. Pathetic stuff for someone with a front page feature advantage. It's clear from his comments section alone that this show isn't well received. Not surprising as his show is mostly filler talk and rants about his very boring personal life when people come in expecting news coverage.
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Nothing says success like 115k views, about 700 likes, 53 comments, and 0 super chats.
 
Jeremy wanting to have his coffee be used as the coffee at church is so scummy. He is going to church and the only thing on his mind is “how can this make me money?”. He would probably request the church to pay him a small fee since it’s a “locally owned small business”, not a big chain that can afford to give their coffee away for free.

The dude isn’t worshipping Christ, he’s worshipping Mammon.
Most of these retards who "get churchy" well into middle age as though they don't live in one of the most religious societies outside of like the Arab world are only doing so specifically because they see it as an angle they can play. Barring people like Daddy Jim who are staring death in the face and likely loaded down with painkillers, I've never met an adult convert who was ever sincere about it.
 
I honestly forgot about Metokur since the thread was locked.
Why did that thread get locked anyway? I browsed and couldn't find a reason
Last time I looked that way, that fat faggot Bryan Dunn was claiming he had inside knowledge that Jim was finally dead. Dunno if that's related, just my most recent recollection.
 
Last time I looked that way, that fat faggot Bryan Dunn was claiming he had inside knowledge that Jim was finally dead. Dunno if that's related, just my most recent recollection.
People calin Jim's dead all the time, I don't know who that could result in the thread being locked.
I'm not even mad the threads dead, it was one of the bottom barrel threads I browsed. The reasoning of the locking is more interesting than the contents I think.
 
People calin Jim's dead all the time, I don't know who that could result in the thread being locked.
I'm not even mad the threads dead, it was one of the bottom barrel threads I browsed. The reasoning of the locking is more interesting than the contents I think.
Schrodinger's Jim is both alive and dead until he posts something online, then a few days later he's both alive and dead again.
 
I have been busy and also took a break from clipping Quartering for a while while he was on the Charlie Kirk grift and it was just too gross to watch him graverob. Update on that, the Charlie Kirk bump is officially over for Jeremy. Quartering's views have completely tanked back to where they were in August when he was completely losing his shit about financially keeping his show afloat. Last week if you add the views of his side channel into his main channels views he still had his third lowest weekly views in the past year. The Jeremy Hambly channel is pretty cooked. He actually had one decently performing video last week but it seems like the more he uploads there the less interested people are in watching. He only dropped 3 videos last week and the Friday stream on that channel.

I did manage to flip through a few live streams and noted some time stamps over the past few weeks so now that people are again interested in Jeremy content here's all that.

Every once in a while he shows up ready to fight with chat and this was one of those days.
Quartering berates a fan
who criticizes him running so many ads on the stream then pivots to crying about trolls in chat who are talking about his lack of superchats. Then he says he needs the superchats to hire more staff, weird because I thought I saw a million clips of him saying he needed more superchats just to pay the staff he already hired. Jeremy, you need to stop hiring people. Then he just malds out unprompted about Kino Casino for a while. Now that I think about it I assume the days he shows up to the stream with a chip on his shoulder coincide with him having just watched some Casino content about him since this stuff always devolves into mentioning them.

Jeremy reads another chat from a troll named "Jeremy the Porcelain Punisher Pooping" with an insulting picture of him as their profile picture then seethes while pretending he's not mad and twitching all over the place like he's geeked out on speed. "You're right I do punish the porcelain ."


Maggie bought Quartering a probiotic drink. Then off camera Maggie chimes in she bought it to help his BMs. He then says him and Maggie share a toilet and jokes that she probably slips Immodium AD into his food.

Jeremy reads yet another chatter talking about how Jeremy was bragging about eating top choice steak while also begging for money and gets mad. He can't seem to wrap his head around why this kind of stuff pisses off his audience that work 9-5 jobs then copes that maybe the person was actually making fun of the trolls in chat.

A different day, Jeremy live records a response video to Nina Infinity's cat dying. He starts off saying he needs to give a proper response to a delicate matter in her time of grief. Quartering draws comparisons between losing a pet and a child. A minute later and the entire chat is exploding on him for that. You can see him losing his train of thought as he reads the chat then he can't help himself but to sperg out berated the chatters calling him out saying losing a child is way more complex then losing a dog and calls them "sad souless husks of humans" who are also childless losers who need to touch grass. "I don't really give a shit if someone get's offended by me comparing losing a pet to losing a child." Nailed it Jeremy, very touching. "I imagine it's more complex." Yeah, no shit Jeremy. Let me lay it out for you. You get a pet and you expect them to live maybe 10-15 years. You have a child that's a part of you and you expect them to outlive you. Get it together you empty ball sack fat ass retard. He caps it off with a quip about how cats can be kind of bastards sometimes, reminder this is a video supposedly to comfort and offer advice to a friend with a dying cat...

Time to pitch the Discord. Jeremy says he is hiring yet another employee to run the Discord. Wait, I thought the entire point of people signing up for the Discord was so you could pay your existing employees. Now you are hiring yet another employee?

Coffee grift lie exposed in real time
This clip is from an October 1st video. Jeremy runs his coffee ads with the normal lies. "We roast our own stuff, this isn't drop shipped garbage" and "we roast our stuff fresh on demand." Then as the pitch ends he reminds his audience that his Tangerine flavored coffee K-Cups are on sale for $5 while supplies lasts. This is because Tangerine was one of his Spring flavors that he overordered back when he was doing his big Amazon push thinking he discovered gold and was going to easily become some top coffee shill on Amazon with normie customers who have never heard of his channel. This was the same time period where he had the Mother's Day gift box disaster and almost lost hundreds of thousands of dollars before getting bailed out by his paypigs at the expense of alienating around 25% of his audience with non-stop begging. So these K-Cups have been sitting on an Amazon warehouse shelf probably since March and at this point and he was so desperate to sell them 7 months later he was letting them go for $5 just so they didn't rot on the shelf. AKA "Fresh roasted to order." I really struggle to imagine how the people who follow him are so stupid they don't pick up on this.

Quartering reveals hundreds of thousands of dollars in spending he is/plans on doing.

The key take away from this clip is more frivolous spending from Jeremy Hambly as he constantly begs his fans to pay for his lavish lifestyle. Jeremy has rented a bunch of warehouse space to house his extensive car collection that he pays a large monthly fee for. He sold one of these cars to a buyer in another state taking a "huge loss" on it then there was some issue with shipping some tires so he derails his entire stream for almost 20 minutes where he just rages out about the tire situation and texts back and forth with the guy compelling content. As usual he's basically raging out over nothing it's just funny to see him mad. He flexes that the guy who owns the warehouse will need to pay to ship the tires or he will pull all his cars out and that the guy knows he's "famous." I seriously cut out around 10 minutes of him just sitting in silence texting this guy or huffing and puffing about it or the clip would be 20 minutes long. Towards the end a chatter comments he lost half his audience while he was doing shit he should be doing off stream "Yeah probably." Can't figure out why this stream is failing dude, a true mystery.

More frivolous spending from Jeremy. His wife is shopping for a new plane. "You make a large financial commitment" and it's going to take several years to complete the plane. He claims they aren't in a financial position to buy it right now but are apparently ready to start shopping and the two year assembly, hmm. This went on into an extended conversation about his wife getting "the flu" and not being able to fly and then the flight insurance he paid for stiffing him when he couldn't fly and he raged out about that for like 20 minutes but I can't be bothered to care about that shit enough to clip it just funny how he constantly derails the show into his personal therapy session then can't tell why no one wants to watch it. Side note: this may have something to do with his wife going to the ER since this was the week before that whole drama. Vaxxed?

Another incoming expense for Jeremy. He's about to spend $10,000 on hair transplant surgery which he then plans to write off as a business expense. He copes his way around this conversation by talking about how everyone does it and Hannah gets in a couple sly daggers at his expense. He starts off this conversation saying "right now I have a little bit of money." Okay Jeremy, sure. I guess he's starting to realize that straight up flexing on his poor audience while constantly begging them to give him more money is not a great look yet in the end he still can't help but show off or reveal dozens of purchases and monthly expenses that would bankrupt the average viewer then immediately pivot into five ad reads and a promo to join his Discord with a monthly fee. Greedy fat fuck.

From yesterday's live stream.
QUARTERING CALLS ANDY WARSKI A FUCKING PUSSY AND SAYS HE'S BEEN ASKING TO COME ON KINO CASINO FOR MONTHS AND ANDY WON'T RESPOND
Jeremy reads a Kino Casino superchat then says it doesn't trigger him but then goes on a rant about Kino Casino calling Andy Warski a fucking pussy and saying he's been begging for months to come on the show and Andy won't let him.
Then he reiterates how much he is not triggered and claims he's always clipped out of context. As one of the main people clipping you Quartering that is not accurate. In full context you are actually just an embarrassing lolcow and the amount of people online who only interact with Quartering content to laugh at you is quickly outpacing the amount of people online who enjoy your content but you aren't ready to accept reality yet but keep lying to yourself.

Melanie and Hannah hijack an unrelated conversation into giving Quartering an intervention about just leaving the trolls alone. Quartering pretends he doesn't even watch the hater content "I don't watch your gay ass livestreams." This being the same gay ass livestream he just admitted he's been trying to tag into for the past several months and once showed up in chat asking to be let in and also references specific topics they cover regarding him, not to mention being the reason the Jeremy Hambly channel exists by his own admission. Quartering says he used to make videos dunking on people so he's not affected but can't seem to stop talking about these people he's supposedly living rent free in the heads of constantly on live streams. Finally he seems to realize he's doing the thing his cohosts were just warning him about and pivots back to actual content.

The troll superchatter charged back the super chat so Jeremy opens his Youtube channel on stream. It's a channel full of Minecraft videos, lol. Good job taking an L to Quartering dented a-log. Jeremy constantly talks about how sad of an existence it must be to hate on people online when that's around 50% of his content and he's constantly encouraging his fans to go bother random people on Twitter, take over some subreddit making fun of him, or whatever else he has a stick up his ass about at the moment. Jeremy is still talking about the Casino, calling PPP "the only guy fatter than me on the internet."

So when Hannah was on maternety leave Quartering was constantly talking about how he didn't know she was pregnant until shortly before she gave birth and definitly not when he hired her. In this clip he calls out Hannah Claire for hiding her pregnancy from him likely scared he wouldn't hire her if he knew. Hannah, being a professional allows Quartering to save face and fluffs him but this is clearly something he wasn't happy about and talked about at length when it was going on. He did give her paid maternety leave, so points to him I guess but IDK if that was legally required (kind of doubt it but who knows). Either way her favorable telling of the story is not consistent with the version he has told many times in the past.

Random clip:
Quartering says he went as Dolly Parton for Halloween at age 13 with fake balloon tits.

Other random nonsense.

This was a few days after Quartering dropped his video about Youtube being greedy and how he was going to remove the membership options. Not only has that not happened but he's back to putting up donation goals on Youtube daily. As usual there is little interest.
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Last Friday Jeremy was not featured on the homepage at all. He starts his Friday shows early at 10AM instead of his usual 11AM. Usually they put him on the front page when his normal time slot hits but this week he was preempted by Tim Pool debating the CEO of some water company. This is what Jeremy's view count looks like when he's not on the front page getting massively inflated numbers. Note this is a stream that allegedly gets 40k concurrent live viewers regularly, as if.
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Even funnier though, Jeremy was salivating over the 10AM timeslot all year since it is fed by Tim Pools live show. He went to Russel Brand and asked him to swap timeslots and got told to pound sand. Now Russel Brand no longer streams so the time slot was wide open. Instead of giving it to him it seems they've given it to some BASED BLACK CONSERVATIVE (TM). Jeremy briefly malded over this but I forgot to clip it. His words were basically "who is this guy he came out of nowhere?"
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Turns out this guy is just another random guy doing Quartering's job better than he does.
Devroy Darkins Youtube
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Quartering Youtube
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Devroy Darkins Youtube Livestreams
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Devroy Darkins is skybulling the shit out of Cuckering getting fifty times the views on his livestreams on Youtube.
Quartering still lying about how much times he spends in his Discord trying to push memberships. Last update he hadn't replied to a single person in 2 weeks. He's posted hundreds of times on Twitter in that same time period. I think part of this post is him seething that he's still getting massive pushback from Candace Owens conspiracy theorists. He had to remove a video about her today from Youtube that was doing average numbers and I think it was because he was getting too much pushback. The comments on that video on Rumble are all criticizing him and he's still locking comments on every tweet he posts about her.
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Quartering can't help himself and flexes his Rumble earnings but remember guys he's losing money on Rumble so you need to give him $6 a month to chat with the 10 other retards in the paid section of his Discord. This is apparently before whatever cash is in his contract.
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This is old and I forgot where I found it but Quartering left this comment on a Sydney Watson video when he was initially vying for her attention.
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Today's stream was awful, as expected. The only possible comment I can come up that would be positive feedback is that the shilling was at acceptable levels. I think there were 2 members club plugs, and there were two prerecorded ads played during a break (although is it really that hard to do a <2h show without taking a break, ffs). I just finished watching it, and I don't even remember what the 'topics' were.



He's too old to do the live show.


"Do the show for me, girls"




These are all Casino-related clips, my description is not needed.






According to Jeremy, Andy and Ashton now think I'm cool.



"Where did all the male sexual predators go?" - Jeremy Hambly, 2025



Jeremy pretends like he didn't want to go to McDonald's for breakfast after he drove his wife home from the hospital this morning (allegedly).


Jeremy blames his wife for him being fat. He claims he didn't want to eat and would rather sleep, but then he talks as if he knows which employees work at the McDonald's at what time of the day.


Jeremy relates to Trump because Trump likes McDonald's.


Jeremy says weird things about black people and fast food while he tells stories of drunk driving.


Jeremy relates to JD Vance because they're both proficient at ordering fast food. Bonus tale of autism included.


Jeremy pretends like he only has meat for breakfast, like I'm going to believe that he doesn't have cake from pans drenched in sugary liquid every morning of his life.


Despite saying he doesn't even like McDonald's, he has a 'hack' for losing weight while eating there - order two burgers instead of hash browns. I was bewildered when his hack was to order two single-patty burgers and combine the patties and toss the extra bread, instead of just... ordering a double burger of whatever variety you were getting.


Here are some screens I grabbed from McDonald's official nutrition facts website:
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Jeremy says despite looking like he's built from biscuits and gravy, they remind him of... diarrhea (what doesn't remind you of diarrhea though) . Melonie presses him, and Jeremy fires back by talking about having sex with Melonie's mom.


Jeremy whines about the cost of officially-licenses sports merchandise, but claims he'll still buy them anyways as soon as he hits his 'goal weight'.

Jeremy pretends like his wife is facing consistent harassment from being called by internet weirdos, that he's low-energy, and that his wife and him are 'figuring things out'.


His chat is telling him to stop telling stories about his wife.


Jeremy took his wife to a swinger event.


He sees everything through the lens of 'American Dad'.


The era of 'product differentiation' is over, according to Jeremy. No wonder he tried to get in on the coffee business.

Hannah is getting paid by Jeremy doing the ad reads.


Melonie admits that Hannah is her and Jeremy's tard wrangler.


Jeremy says Hannah is withholding.


Hannah makes fun of Jeremy for drinking girly drinks.


This is my personal favorite clip to laugh at Jeremy over, from this show. Melonie W.


Hannah tells Jeremy he's overreacting to Candace Owens.

I have been busy and also took a break from clipping Quartering for a while while he was on the Charlie Kirk grift and it was just too gross to watch him graverob
Welcome back, king. Your posts are always the best.

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He's been using his Discord more, guys. I found out today he blocked me on X, I guess I'm a hostile bot. Here's some replies from hostile bots who aren't banned yet, it represents the general reaction to this post:

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If Jeremy is looking for suggestions for a new theme tune, this would be a great choice:
 
From yesterday's live stream.
QUARTERING CALLS ANDY WARSKI A FUCKING PUSSY AND SAYS HE'S BEEN ASKING TO COME ON KINO CASINO FOR MONTHS AND ANDY WON'T RESPOND
Jeremy reads a Kino Casino superchat then says it doesn't trigger him but then goes on a rant about Kino Casino calling Andy Warski a fucking pussy and saying he's been begging for months to come on the show and Andy won't let him.
Then he reiterates how much he is not triggered and claims he's always clipped out of context. As one of the main people clipping you Quartering that is not accurate. In full context you are actually just an embarrassing lolcow and the amount of people online who only interact with Quartering content to laugh at you is quickly outpacing the amount of people online who enjoy your content but you aren't ready to accept reality yet but keep lying to yourself.
Jermey is coping hard that the Casino wants to laugh AT HIM, not have a debate bro struggle session. Lol.
 
Quartering can't help himself and flexes his Rumble earnings but remember guys he's losing money on Rumble so you need to give him $6 a month to chat with the 10 other retards in the paid section of his Discord. This is apparently before whatever cash is in his contract.
26k for a month, that's insane. This AssBurger retard is insanely overpayed or am I wrong? I have no clue what these grifters are getting paid... I hate to admit that a few years back I watched him. Shame I know, that was before I knew he was slapped by a tranny
 
Jermey is coping hard that the Casino wants to laugh AT HIM, not have a debate bro struggle session. Lol.
I would personally love to see Quartering face his accusers live. He has NEVER stood up to any kind of pressure live and always immediately folds when confronted and starts walking back every point he's pressed on. He would absolutely crater his entire shit in even on his best day. He also doesn't have a leg to stand on. Sure Kino gets some of the details mixed up but the core premise that he's a shameless grifting piece of shit who constantly lies to and manipulates his entire audience to extract every last penny from them is undeniable.
 
Jermey is coping hard that the Casino wants to laugh AT HIM, not have a debate bro struggle session. Lol.
I don't doubt that Quaterpounder actually thinks he can "outwit" both Andy and PPP on their home turf. Remember he really thought he was bodying Jim in that one on one all those years ago. Pig's as delusional as they come.
 
I would personally love to see Quartering face his accusers live. He has NEVER stood up to any kind of pressure live and always immediately folds when confronted and starts walking back every point he's pressed on. He would absolutely crater his entire shit in even on his best day. He also doesn't have a leg to stand on. Sure Kino gets some of the details mixed up but the core premise that he's a shameless grifting piece of shit who constantly lies to and manipulates his entire audience to extract every last penny from them is undeniable.
He has. Jim rocked him hard. It's why he doesn't do debates. He's a fucking pussy because the one time he did, he got clobbered.
 
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