🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[WelperHelper99]

(From Tyler Bryan Jewart / Tygre / TygreCub thread)

Is "AIDS and/or Meth" the hot new meme? Or just a sad reality of the MidWestly lyfe?

It is a fact Jermey does drugs and has since high school. I could see him doing meth eventually.

>Please guy, muh' wife is dying. You HAVE to buy muh hekin' overpriced coffee or else she will DIE!
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If his wife is sick, then yeah, that sucks. But Jeremy is such a opportunistic Jew I would not be surprised if he takes advantage of this situation to get people to sympathy buy his garbage.

The sad part is he isn't even Jewish. He's just a fat faggot that found success by accident and really, really doesn't want to let go.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I do not care for the quartering, but I hope his wife recovers well.

 

[Jex]

It’s AIDS, Hambly gave her AIDS. Hambly’s AIDS is killing her.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Hmm

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GUIES! MY WIFE IS IN THE HOSPITAL! THE DOCTOR TOLDMENTHE ONLY WAY TO HELP IS TO BUY COFFEE BRAND COFFEE. USE CODE HOSPITAL TO PAY AN EXTRA 20%!!!

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Hmm

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I love how he tells family and friends to contact him and not blow up her phone. This must mean that she's at least well enough to be using her phone. Or what, is Farm Simulator so important that health concerns be damned, she needs to build another. Also, is Jeremy's wife so fragile that people asking if she's okay going to make her feel stressed?

Maybe this ER visit is actually a consequence of that dude that called Jeremy's wife a couple of weeks back.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

It is a fact Jermey does drugs and has since high school. I could see him doing meth eventually.

I think he's been abusing Adderall for a while and that's why his ticks and sniffles have been getting so bad. Fun fact, if you doctor shop like Jeremy you can get a doctor to give you Adderall off label to lose weight as it's a hack treatment for "binge eating disorder" AKA being a fat glutinous fuck. This would explain how a guy like Hambly could be slowly shedding weight through "intermittent fasting" as he claims. A while back there was a clip of his saying if Trump's on Adderall everyone should take it, which sounds like the kind of subliminal copes he is known to slip out from time to time. He's also in the past admitted he was abusing to Adderall in his 20's. This would also line up with his hair transplant dreams as he's kind of just willing to do whatever hack treatments are available to try to not look like a bloated corpse.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Guys my wife tried to kill herself. Buy my coffee

 

[quarter_grifter]

I was sorry to see Chrissie Mayr on this stream. I've seen her on some Nerdrotic shows, and she had some good jokes. I doubt she deserves to be imprisoned for 90m any more than any of the other women Jeremy soft-pimps on his 'show'. There was roughly 14 minutes of him actually talking about 'news' in this 'episode', while the vast majority of it was him sperging about stupid stuff, which I've clipped here.

Part 1

Spoiler: Starting with potential copyright infringement?

Besides just being cringe and gay ai slop, it looks as if this intro video Jeremy used contains official logos and refers to the official website used by Wizards of the Coast. Would this count as copyright infringement?

Spoiler: Jeremy soys out about weddings for a half hour. There's some wild stuff in here, including animal death

First, he both forgets when he got married, and has to do kindergarten addition, slowly, in his head to come up with... 17. Yes, Jeremy, 2025 - 2008 = 17. I'm surprised you pretend to care enough about your wedding to remember 2008. Bonus of him being jealous about other people's money.

Jeremy has the post-mortem accountant meeting on his wedding, and seethes about his guests costing him money, rather than him making money off of their presence. Also, he tells people how they should run their weddings, obviously because his marriage is such a great thing.

Here he has someone specific in mind he's seething about because their tribute didn't please His Highness.

Jeremy admits the parents paid for most of the wedding themselves, and he barely paid for anything. Then he blames his guests for not gifting enough for him to afford replacing his garage door. Then he admits he killed his cat through his negligence.

Spoiler: Jeremy uses a news article about trans identification to talk about gay sex

I don't have the clips to prove it, but I know this was definitely not always his opinion about trans people.

Here, Jeremy talks about who has and who hasn't 'sucked a cock'.

Jeremy corrects Chrissie about what kind of gay men women are attracted to, because he is the authority on gay men, and women.

There's lots that could be said about this short clip, but at the very least, Jeremy admits that he uses Google to check up on gay men.

Jeremy says a trans man 'gets off on making women uncomfortable'. You make women VERY uncomfortable, Jeremy, is your behavior supposed to be acceptable because we're supposed to believe you don't 'get off' on doing that? You just innocently make women uncomfortable?

Jeremy admits that some people are fixed by 'getting dick'.

Spoiler: Jeremy talks about high school

According to Jeremy, it's fine for kids to be alcoholics, as long as they're supervised by adults (who are probably alcoholics themselves, given what Jeremy will openly say about his community, as well as alcoholism rates in his area). Alcoholics supervising alcoholic minors, what could go wrong?

According to Jeremy, his high school was both rural, and the largest in his state. That way, he can 'have' both demographics that can heckin like his content. He also admits he was a 'shitbag guy'. What changed, Hammy?

Chrissie wrecks the fats, Jeremy tries to agree with her, but can't come up with his explanation why, so he derails the topic into talking about... dating tomboys, because they can 'play football' and he can 'touch their boobs'. I somehow suspect this is actually his cope story about him experimenting with a proto femboy, for which they didn't have a word for back in his high school era.

Here Jeremy calls his sister a 'hag', which is still better than whatever the fuck he is.

Spoiler: Jeremy makes Chrissie read gay porn on his show

Jeremy launches into one of the longest single topics of his show, which is reading some nasty shit that apparently came out about Lindsey Graham. During his segue, Hannah basically pleads with Jeremy not to talk about it and calls him disgusting.

Here he has Chrissie read it out loud. Hannah is disgusted, Jeremy cackles, etc etc.

Part 2

Spoiler: This is my favorite segment, wait until the end

Jeremy talks about the famous lawsuit against McDonald's, where a woman was awarded damages after she was damaged by their coffee. He presents the commonly-held misperception that it was a bogus lawsuit. Hannah corrects him with the truth of the story, that it was an exceptional case. He accepts her version, but then gets made because, ultimately, it's just his jealousy that he can't get an easy seven-figure settlement.

Chat also corrects Jeremy on the fake news, misinformation version of the story he just presented.

Jeremy later pretends like he feels bad about being wrong about the story, but Chrissie takes the chance to make fun of Jeremy.

Here's your payoff - this is how Jeremy actually ends his show. The irony is immeasurable. This is proof that God exists and He loves us.

Spoiler: Jeremy unethically exploits a fake story

Here Jeremy admits a completely fabricated story that involved a real mugshot of a real woman has destroyed this real woman's life, at least in part due to the viral mugshot being used to generate AI porn of the victim. BUT, the story is just so good, Jeremy admits to 'double-dipping' off of it.

Later in the show, Jeremy tries to bring up the topic of Conor McGregor's sexual assault cases in Ireland, but has no idea what he's talking about and gets most of his details wrong.

Here he accuses Conor McGregor of "brutally raping" a woman. As of this posting, McGregor has not been criminally convicted of rape, so that's quite an allegation to make. In my interpretation, Conor's version of the story he has publicly shared is a reasonably plausible explanation for what happened, while definitely not qualifying as rape. In the absence of publicly-available facts, the most thorough understanding of what happened we have right now is a 'he said, she said' situation, and it's for the courts to determine whether Conor committed a crime, not Jeremy Hambly, who probably has quite a few skeletons in his closet in the old "sexual harassment/assault" category. But maybe we should 'believe all women', Jeremy.

Spoiler: Very little of the show had to do with politics, policies, or social concerns

I wish Jeremy would provide ZERO amount of commentary on those topics. His commentary is only about a century too late.

Jeremy unironically thinks the government needs to force social media platforms to run AI detection on all user-submitted content and provide the results to the users, but also that the government shouldn't enact any new laws to do this, demonstrating his great understanding of both the political system, the role of legislature and law enforcement, and his peerless mind for problem-solving.

Jeremy has a problem with people who divide Americans, but only when they're foreigners. Citizens should have every right to tear at the fabric of society. What a right-wing conservative Christian patriot he is.

Witnessing his ability to be THIS un-self-aware actually damages my soul.

While pondering the systemic failures of the American justice system, Jeremy comes up with the solution of throwing various people in jail (despite not really following the important details of the story that led him to his thought experiment).

Jeremy unironically thinks he's an innovator in right-wing solutions to current-day America.

Spoiler: Plastic surgery

Not that this is revelatory, but just more evidence that Jeremy is insecure about his hair, and has weirdly inappropriate conversations about his body image and financial status to his employees.

Jeremy's mother tried to talk him out of getting plastic surgery. But Jeremy knows better - after all, he has the money, which is good enough of a reason to do whatever pleases him, but he also hates his body (which I don't blame him for) and wants to pay to resolve his self-esteem issues. He's constitutionally incapable of understanding the nature of the concern his mother presented him with. Also - Elon Musk does it, so it's cool.

In addition to Hannah calling out Jeremy for the soy sack of shit he is, we also learn that the one thing it seems Jeremy has accepted about himself is that he's a fat fuck and a Brazilian Butt Lift wouldn't do anything to help his appearance.

Jeremy has more insecurities than just his hair.

I think this is a re-telling, nothing new, but here Jeremy claims plastic surgery companies demand customers show their tax documents so the surgeons can charge according to income. I believe this is illegal, but I'm not sure. If it is illegal, there certainly could be businesses out there that still do it regardless, but that's quite an accusation to make.

Whether the above is true or not, the best part of this clip is actually Chrissie suggesting Jeremy tell the businesses he's 'internet famous', which means 'way more fame than wealth', because we all know how Jeremy likes to view himself as a wealthy man.

Here Jeremy claims that if he had to shave his head, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. He also says his wife "doesn't care" about his hair, and I'd have no doubt believing there are many things she "doesn't care" for about him. The girls know this is bullshit, and the side-eye Chrissie gives, I found very funny.

After admitting that yes, his wife would care if he shaved his head, Jeremy gives his permission for his wife to criticize him about his weight, but not his hair. If she were to criticize him about his hair, then he would feel bad in the same way that she would feel bad if Jeremy asked her to get liposuction because her body disgusts him. No exaggeration here.

Circling back to cosmetic surgeries after seething about being wrong about the McDonald's coffee story, Jeremy talks about spending millions of dollars on the foreskins of babies. Hannah is not amused.

Jeremy's brain ran out of RAM and had to hard-restart after a kernel panic, but rest assured, whatever he was going to say was 'really, really smart'. Chrissie gets a nice dig in.

Spoiler: Jeremy flexing weird stuff

Jeremy simps for Chrissie by demonstrating his financial value.

His demonstration of his deep understanding of "Hannah Claire" creeped me the fuck out.

I believe Jeremy asked (verbal contract) Chrissie to shill the coffee company on his behalf. After coming back from a break, she does the plug for him with some story about how Jeremy supplied CBC to some group of traveling content creators. I found it interesting that Chrissie said she has never ordered the coffee, 'can't remember' which flavors he sent (ie the story is made up, or she didn't drink it), refers to some vague group of people as having 'enjoyed' it (no names, made up group of people), Jeremy also 'can't remember' which flavors he sent (the story is made up), and then... shifts the topic to AI porn. Hannah's expression at the end is great.

Here Jeremy makes sure his audience is aware of the fact that there is AI porn of his employee, Melonie Mac.

Jeremy is still seething about the guy who called his wife, and pretends like he's her paladin shielding her from a dragon attack.

Hannah is perpetually worried about losing that paycheck.

Spoiler: Jeremy doesn't value his family

Incoming sperg alert, I just think this shows how irredeemable Jeremy's materialism really is, how his greed is at the very pinnacle of his nature, and how his most extreme vice is unforgivable in that absolutely no good can come from it. Despite being the consummate capitalist, he is the embodiment of the character flaw that undermines the validity of capitalism, and thus is the justification for an ethical reaction to choke him out from the system that empowers disgusting fucks like him. He could be a billionaire, and he would never do any public works, charitable donations, or giving back to the community that made him rich, because he has no civic virtue whatsoever. It is 100% mine, mine, mine.

In this clip, Jeremy talks about not getting an extravagant urn for his father's ashes. I would sympathize with someone of this persuasion, as I'm not prone to wanting to attach any sort of, let's say, a financial dimension to the sentimental artifacts of my loved ones, as I wouldn't want my memories of them to be tainted with a materialist lens. That's totally fine. I find it very weird, however, that Jeremy also feels this way, because he is an obvious materialist. I just can't understand being disgusted by paying $950 for a nice container while you have no problem dumping how many thousands of dollars on dead fish. If you are going to waste your money on frivolous things, why wouldn't you get something nice for your dad's memory? You'll spend $900 on some retro game console, but not a nice urn? Why do you worship money, if your money only goes to exclusively meaningless things? Why would you not invest the money into things that matter to you, or do your dad's ashes in fact mean nothing to you?

If Jeremy had grandkids, they'd be "a pain in the ass".

Spoiler: He's not poor like YOU, you fucking brokie bitch

While playing a prerecorded ad read for his debt company sponsorship, he says if he needed debt-related services, he would use this company, but he doesn't, but still somehow knows which debt company to trust. Lmao.

Given that his money is the only thing in this world he loves, his biggest concern is... petty lawsuits that would drain him of his net worth.

Here, Jeremy tells the tale of the petty lawsuit his parents faced, as landlords in a gang-infested ghetto in Milwaukee. This story might be true - but then again, it might not.

Spoiler: Jeremy ruins the girls' wet spots

 

[mlanguishi]

https://x.com/TheQuartering/status/1978307664951058658

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

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I have a question, why do you need 3 German Shepherds to protect your wife in the first place instead of her fatass husband?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think he's been abusing Adderall for a while and that's why his ticks and sniffles have been getting so bad. Fun fact, if you doctor shop like Jeremy you can get a doctor to give you Adderall off label to lose weight as it's a hack treatment for "binge eating disorder" AKA being a fat glutinous fuck. This would explain how a guy like Hambly could be slowly shedding weight through "intermittent fasting" as he claims. A while back there was a clip of his saying if Trump's on Adderall everyone should take it, which sounds like the kind of subliminal copes he is known to slip out from time to time. He's also in the past admitted he was abusing to Adderall in his 20's. This would also line up with his hair transplant dreams as he's kind of just willing to do whatever hack treatments are available to try to not look like a bloated corpse.

Yeah I know he doctor shops. Adderall is a controlled substance though. It's not THAT easy to get ahold of in quantity. Wouldn't put it past him though.

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So it ended in a day? Lame

 

[Sonic]

I have a question, why do you need 3 German Shepherds to protect your wife in the first place instead of her fatass husband?

Because he needs to flex his wealth at every little opportunity

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I have a question, why do you need 3 German Shepherds to protect your wife in the first place instead of her fatass husband?

I kind of expected him to post a photo of himself with an overpriced AR rifle and expensive optic to flex how he’s RICH and a protective husband and he’s a badass…

…or a bunch of swords. Seems like the type with all those toys.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I kind of expected him to post a photo of himself with an overpriced AR rifle and expensive optic to flex how he’s RICH and a protective husband and he’s a badass…

…or a bunch of swords. Seems like the type with all those toys.

Jermey would be the type of guy to buy a fully kitted ou Daniel Defense rifle when he would never push his AR that hard ever for any of that fancy shit to even matter

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I kind of expected him to post a photo of himself with an overpriced AR rifle and expensive optic to flex how he’s RICH and a protective husband and he’s a badass…

…or a bunch of swords. Seems like the type with all those toys.

Him flexing with a couple of real guns is as intimidating as him holding 2 $5 lightsabers and making a mean face. Compensating a lot for his massive inferiority complex.

 

[Vampirella]

So it ended in a day? Lame

I'm guessing getting stiches for something or something equally unimportant.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I personally had the fat alcoholic who shits himself to be the first one to have an ER visit

You'll have to be more specific. We have a lot of fat alcoholics who shit themselves around here.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

I have a question, why do you need 3 German Shepherds to protect your wife in the first place instead of her fatass husband?

His trad wife quells her urge to raise children by owning a dozen cats and dogs.

Jermey would be the type of guy to buy a fully kitted ou Daniel Defense rifle when he would never push his AR that hard ever for any of that fancy shit to even matter

It's funny you say that because he has a fully kitted out AR that he was trying to sell to his viewers because he's never used it. This was a while ago so I doubt I could find it but he talked about it on stream.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Top comment on yesterday's Quartering live stream is roasting him for scamming his fans again. There are a few clips in there but I'm too busy to mess with that right now.

His show is slowly sliding back down the Rumble rankings. Recently he's falling to the low to mid 40's. Right before Charlie Kirk died he was falling off the top 50 entirely. A bunch of shows that outrank him only have 13-17k views. Pathetic stuff for someone with a front page feature advantage. It's clear from his comments section alone that this show isn't well received. Not surprising as his show is mostly filler talk and rants about his very boring personal life when people come in expecting news coverage.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Sorry for missing some days, had some stuff to do. But it made me happy to see some quartering clips played on the Casino with the exact lengths of clips that I posted.

This stream was extremely hard for me to get through. The same normal nonsense commences, and there's lots of hypocrisy, flip-flopping, etc., but I'm going to try to be a bit better of a curator and avoid posting clips for the sole reason that his evil nature pissed me off, which is true of many I've recently posted. I'll try and select some of the bigger lies and stuff and avoid wasting people's time potentially watching this garbage.

It's soul-destroying material. Sometimes I think I want Jeremy to actually talk about the 'news' topics so I don't have to hear his off-topic tangents, but sometimes I want him to go on tangents because everything he has to say about politics/events/etc. is so infuriatingly stupid. As mentioned before, I'm going to hold off on posting clips whose theme I think isn't as funny, but I'll list them here and can post them if someone wants to see them.

• Shitty opinions on movies
• Making fun of his wife
• Extra clips from the Hooters saga
• Making fun of his mom
• Jeremy invites the Beastie Boys onto the show, but it might destroy their career to be on his small podcast
• There's a LOT of infuriating performative Christianity
  • One clip is of Melonie gatekeeping 'gay republicans', despite Jeremy specifically supporting 'gay republicans' in the last episode of his I clipped
  • Jeremy talks about buying meat at church. What is his obsession with buying meat?
  • Jeremy uses Christianity to justify what I think is actual misogyny on his part
• Jeremy shames other grifters for wearing a MAGA skinsuit, as if that's not what he did himself

On to the clips...

Spoiler: Starting with this one

Jeremy admits to struggling with his alcoholism during 'Sober October'. He also pretends like his video comment section is suddenly 'full of AI bots', as if he thinks his channel isn't botted, lmao. He needs that to be true to cover for his real goal of disabling the comments entirely.

Spoiler: Jeremy spent his time watching Victoria's Secret trying to find the male genitalia

Spoiler: Jeremy wants to sell you a water filter because... vaccine mandates

Spoiler: Jeremy has a preggo fetish

He also gets upset because he wasn't ready for Melonie to go off-script.

He doesn't like pear-shaped women, he likes pregnant-shaped women.

Spoiler: The HOOTERS saga

Jeremy feels like a skeaze going to Hooters. Why, Jeremy, can you not help but be a disgusting lecherous rapist-adjacent pig when around women? Or is it because you might not be able to control your boner, like you admitted you can't when you get massages?

Melonie takes the Christian position of being anti-objectification of women. Jeremy admits his fetish for pregnant woman, then flexes his ability to kick her from the show.

Jeremy shares his intimate knowledge of the 'breastaurant' industry, pretends to not like them because 'the food isn't good' because he knows he can't admit that he does like them despite not liking the food, and finally... talks about how he wishes he could eat the waitresses?

Jeremy thinks breastaurants are 'unsanitary' because of the attire, despite repeatedly shitting himself in public. Then, he pretends like he doesn't go to strip clubs, despite going to them, then pretends like he thinks eating food at a strip club is 'gross', despite the entire world being able to visually confirm that this man would never pass up a buffet.

Jeremy says Hooters isn't 'necessary' because Buffalo Wild Wings is successful, but then immediately follows up that important perspective by gushing about how 'jam-packed' Hooters is during major sports events. But he doesn't 'need' to go to Hooters, because he's 5 weeks into his Christian journey. This is after him talking about how great the Victoria's Secret show was, by the way.

Jeremy admits he follows "Hooters lore". Then he talks about how he would like to.... 'get turned on eating chicken at a strip club'. He doesn't realize the girls are laughing/cringing at him, not with him. Also, he manages to sneak in a nonverbal insult towards his wife at the end.

Spoiler: Jeremy hates his wife, yet again

Why can this man not do a livestream without finding a way to talk about his horrible marriage? It's just the turbo-cringe boomer shit, 'happy wife happy life', 'why I oughta', 'she's the boss', etc. Here, he admits that his wife 'sets traps' for him, which is manipulative feminine bs that no self-respecting man would put up with. But one of these traps that he fell into was his refusal to pick up his wife after she was released from the hospital.

He then tells a story about how he fucked up his date night by prioritizing picking up his guitar from a shop over going to the pumpkin patch (he's been parasocially hyping this up for a couple weeks now). He then says that he knows his wife is afraid of him. This honestly feels really dark.

Spoiler: Various bickerings, insults, felts, etc

Apparently Melonie's not allowed to eat frozen seafood OR lunchables. Also, the idea that either of these girls has to 'weigh in' when their combined weight is less than half of his lardass poundage would make an average viewer uncomfortable.

After 30 minutes of pointless conversation about movies, Jeremy says he's ready to finally start the show - but he needs to do an ad-read first (obviously he refuses to provide the content before getting the ad in). Given his boomer-tier tech operation skills, he makes it super awkward and Melonie makes fun of him. Bonus - look how awful he appears during the prerecorded ad, which he thought was good enough for his sponsor.

Both of the women agree that Luke creeps them out.

Jeremy openly lusts after a crazy cat lady, then becomes her fashion critic. The girls do their best to defend the sisterhood.

Spoiler: Jeremy HATES Matt Walsh

Here, Jeremy and Melonie firmly identify as being consciously 'de-unification' influences on the right-wing.

Jeremy demonstrates why he is a de-unifier before covering why he is a de-unifier.

Jeremy needs to be against unification because he needs to be able to criticize Matt Walsh, because Matt Walsh criticized him once, and he's been seething ever since he got gatekept out of the upper-tier of the grift.

Spoiler: His success on other platforms

Hannah slips up and says 'porn', then expressing concern about consequences for monetization, asks if she should instead say 'corn' to get around the auto-detect features on YouTube. Jeremy basically doesn't care and says she can just say 'porn', because.. "they don't make any money on the other platforms". I just thought this was weird, because I'm assuming the loss of monetization due to 'inappropriate language' would occur on YouTube, which by his own admission is the only platform he makes money on? Just the admission he's not making any money anywhere else is funny though.

He's falling behind on his membership goal of 200/month.

Spoiler: Keanu Reeves

Poor Keanu catching strays from TheQuartering, of all fucking people. Man can't catch a break in life. Here, Jeremy claims that the Movie 'Constantine' failed because people didn't 'simp' for Keanu until John Wick. But then he says the 'simping' started after 'The Matrix', which was released significantly before 'Constantine'.

Jeremy spreads gossip that Keanu might have some trouble in his personal life, for no reason whatsoever.

Jeremy tries to encourage Keanu to 'upgrade' his wife. I wonder what Mrs. Quartering would think about her husband's perspective on 'upgrading' spouses.

Everything he said about Keanu, he probably learned from this product that is sponsoring him to drunkenly slur an ad read for (Keanu is shown during the ad).

Spoiler: Jeremy's religious beliefs and his coffee company

I'm trying to avoid posting too many clips of Jeremy/Melonie being their performative grift identity, but some are just so bad, I have to. In this clip, Jeremy thinks the Christian thing to do is.... support abortion.

Jeremy thinks that the more Bible verses you memorize, the better Christian you are.

Jeremy needs the pastor to give him his sportsball update to make it more 'palatable'.

Jeremy finally reveals that he thinks the church might suspect him of 'trying to hone in on the church coffee business'. He says he intends to replace Stone Creek Coffee as the sponsor for the free coffee the church gives out, and that if he can't find a way to do it without getting caught, he will wait until the current sponsor dies.