🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Meowzers]

Fresh fruits and vegetables are far cheaper than eating brand-name frozen foods for every meal. You can get a bag of apples at Aldi for like $4

bro try to catch up

fresh produce doesn't nourish the soul

i'd argue that going apple picking or buying fresh picked local apples is very soul nourishing and cheap this time of year! of course poo won't do it though.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

i'd argue that going apple picking or buying fresh picked local apples is very soul nourishing and cheap this time of year! of course poo won't do it though.

To be fair, the apple orchards in Alabama are far removed from where she is - they're up in the actual mountains. That's because it gets nowhere NEAR cold enough where she is for apples to grow well.

But there's tons of berry picking, which she conveniently missed out on.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa’s TikTok was turned into a memorial account for her brother in law. All of her videos have been deleted or privated save for the ones pertaining to Chris’s death (including her begging posts).




The link is for an organ donor registration page



Joh, meanwhile, posted a sign of life for Salazar, who now has a pumpkin patch in her tank

 

[Clotso Coof]

Christopher has a history of using hard drugs and stealing cars. From the thread back on June 2023:

But his brother is also shit. Hopefully we can find more funny shit about this. But Grand Theft Auto with drugs? They're so trashy it hurts. Also Pissa kinda standing up for her dipshit.

Prior arrest record, May 2023:

We have Christopher Campbell's arrest. Enjoy!!

 

[ZB927]

I guess the girlfriend never got charged with murder for the laced cigarette, huh?

 

[tomford]

The link is for an organ donor registration page

Thing is, these are the last people you'd want to harvest organs from. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if they have horrible vascular disease from years of treating their body like crap, among other things. On the other hand, maybe poor-lissa can get some donor ears from him?

 

[Kweeksilva]

Polissa’s TikTok was turned into a memorial account for her brother in law. All of her videos have been deleted or privated save for the ones pertaining to Chris’s death (including her begging posts).

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The link is for an organ donor registration page

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Joh, meanwhile, posted a sign of life for Salazar, who now has a pumpkin patch in her tank

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She is so inconsistent with her tiktok account and then has the audacity to complain she gets so little engagement or views.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Found Polissa's new TikTok account. It is creatively named Polissa2026.

Spoiler: some of her output

While she turned her original account into a memorial page, her current account (per a rebranding video posted below) was originally made to post pictures of the Florida trip that she was "willingly kidnapped" into.

As these dumps illustrate, she is now using the account to do the same old same old, as well to continue her inspirational artist larp. Lots of art, inspirational quote reposts, weight loss updates, pet photos, and much much more. She has been posting at a similar speed to when she first fled there after the Twitter shitshow (i.e. as many as 20+ uploads a day). The following is a sample of what can be deemed shareworthy enough.

First is the video of her discussing her intents with this rebooted account.

Spoiler: tl;dw

The original account was abandoned because TikTok mistook her for a bot and nerfed her reach. Instead of creating a new account entirely, she decided to dust off one she used to post the Florida trip pictures for family members before she felt comfortable sharing them to the public. She is already getting much more engagement on this channel than she did on the other one. (Note: most of her posts have the same engagement rates from the looks of it).

More than anything, she wishes for enough people to follow her that she will be monetized. This would be a great help as she is on disability for everything from fibro to PCOS, and her plans to move to Florida are currently moving forward. She loves Florida, so this is a huge dream come true. Follow her if you enjoy art, cats, hiking (she's working on it, it's very hard), weight loss content, Dolly Parton, and more!

A sample of what her non lipsync, "stare at the camera while a soundbite plays," or "engage with me!" content is like: her tossing about her scrunchie collection with "Part of Your World" playing in the background

Pet content (AKA pet welfare check). She reposted the recent Salazar photo, plus the occasional clip of Dobby and/or Pugsley

Polissa creating inspiration by giving advice to Empty Nesters: enjoy your life the way you want to, and get out of the house for once

Polissa following her own advice by hiking, then rewarding herself with an iced coffee

It's a miracle that Polissa can tolerate such a sugary treat despite her Ozempic controlled diabetes, ARFID, and new Mediterranean diet prescribed to her to combat them. (Send recipe ideas; Polly is struggling with the food choices)

Joh giving moral support



Last but not least, the latest Ozempic update and overall wellness check

Spoiler: are you shocked

No weight change whatsoever.

This is fine. No, really, it's fine. Her body is changing and being "loved and cherished," regardless. Admits that she's been battling diabetes since her 20s. Blames it on hypoglycemia, PCOS, and genetics. Everyone else in her family has it; no shocker that she has it, too. Knows Ozempic will help her live long enough to see "all the medical miracles in the world" and be diabetes free in her old age. Time to shoot another dose and hope for the best.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

And as always with Pissa, not an ear in sight.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Omg someone tag the regulars in the munchies thread, this fat idiot claims ARFID!

She's so fucking proud of herself for barely moving her rotund corpse 'over a mile' that she made a fucking video about it AND a video for her little sweet treat reward that she DEFINITELY needed.

Can you imagine living so pathetically? The bar could not be lower.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Nice to see that she’s lost a whopping 30lbs/10% in nearly a year on Ozempic. Clearly the public funds devoted to her are being well-spent on coffee-flavored milkshakes and medication to counter said milkshakes.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

First is the video of her discussing her intents with this rebooted account.

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David Bowie and Freddie Mercury just rose from their graves to copywrite strike Poolissa.

Editing to add to this. My brother just found out about diabetes and got on Monjaro (sp?). AND CHANGED HIS FUCKING DIET LIKE CRAZY 180 CHANGE, and he's giddy with how much he's lost, with how his last blood sugar was 130.. I guess we'll never know how it's not working for Poo girl.

 

[Breadbear]

And the doc wants to switch her to Wegogy because it's approved for liver disease.
Jfc.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polly tries it: posing for a shampoo commercial

 

[Simpers]

THAT AVATAR LOL

 

[Trombonista]

Thing is, these are the last people you'd want to harvest organs from. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if they have horrible vascular disease from years of treating their body like crap, among other things. On the other hand, maybe poor-lissa can get some donor ears from him?

To be fair, Polissa is trying to get people who aren't her junkie brother to register as organ donors. I'd ask why Pissa and Joh don't do the same, but we all know their organs are on the same level as her dead brother's.

 

[I call shenanigans]

To be fair, Polissa is trying to get people who aren't her junkie brother to register as organ donors. I'd ask why Pissa and Joh don't do the same, but we all know their organs are on the same level as her dead brother's.

Sounds like maybe Pissa is anticipating needing a new liver in future, instead of stopping filling it with fat.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Polly tries it: posing for a shampoo commercial

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"Whether she's eating a Jimmy Dean or drinking some Mello Yello, she still has no fucking ears"

 

[The Queen of Autists]

"Whether she's eating a Jimmy Dean or drinking some Mello Yello, she still has no fucking ears"

Stop ear donor shaming damnit

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa wanted to remind all the ladies to get a mammogram for Breast Cancer Awareness Month right before she got her own. Last year, she thought getting them annually at her age constituted “insurance fraud.”Quite the turnaround.

Additional art drop, featuring a ton of AI slop. A stenciled tiger and her dream beach house

Spoiler: house of palm leaves

If not her dream house, then hopefully she’ll make 1000 followers by November 1, yeah?