STATE OF LOUISIANA DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY AND CORRECTIONS PAROLE BOARD HEARINGS

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"Is it racist?"

>They literally pick cotton.
>prison is literally named Angola.
>Benefits wealthy over poor as opposed to level of innocence.
> Board can decide whatever they want, whenever they want, for no reason at all.
>Pics of officer on horse and black guys could be straight out of the early 19th century if clothing was swapped.
>People are now betting on them and making money off of their misery.



Guys, this might be a little racist.
 
>randomly click through stream
>"Mr. Jackson, what is your level of education, what grade did you complete in school?"
>camera pans to a man so black, light seems to actively avoid him for fear of being robbed of its radiance
>"I nevuh completid duh school, I wus in speshul edukashun"
Mr. Jackson is a PEDOPHILE that victimized a 12-year old. I don't even know how that stupid old cunt behind him could be on his side.
>"I dunn even kno wut I deed I was passed out n sheet mayn"

Grind this nigger into paste and move the fuck on.
 
Louisiana has a civil law system rather than a common law system, so I wonder if the differences between Louisiana and other states is partially due to that.
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe the laws governing parole are enshrined in the civil code in a binding way such that it's more difficult to change than the common law states.
 
Damn. So I just picked a video at random (Aug 13, I think) and scrolled to a random point in the stream. No idea what to expect.

Some smug old white bailiff brings a scholar out to talk to the parole baord.

Within one minute, the scholar has waived his right to an attorney.

Within two minutes, he's pled guilty to what at the time I assumed was the reason he was in prison, which was missing two separate probation meetings (after pleading guilty, he immediately tried to justify his failure by appear by saying he thought the probation officer "would come to him", despite his having been on probation three times already).

And by three minutes in, the parole board got around to what was probably the MAIN reason he was in prison: raping a kid under the age of 13 and then assaulting a police officer. To which he pled not guilty and launched into a rambling story about how the cops pulled up and he was hanging out with criminals at the time, so he had to run away and resist arrest because he was scared he wouldn't get to see no kids no mo', word to my MOMS lady, so that's why y'all should be fixin' to gimme parole. (no attempt was made to justify or even acknowledge the literal child he raped)
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Spoiler: He was not given parole.

Never heard of this channel but it's pretty fun so far. Thanks, Featured Thread!
 
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Damn. So I just picked a video at random (Aug 13, I think) and scrolled to a random point in the stream. No idea what to expect.

Some smug old white bailiff brings a scholar out to talk to the parole baord.

Within one minute, the scholar has waived his right to an attorney.

Within two minutes, he's pled guilty to what at the time I assumed was the reason he was in prison, which was missing two separate probation meetings (after pleading guilty, he immediately tried to justify his failure by appear by saying he thought the probation officer "would come to him", despite his having been on probation three times already).

And by three minutes in, the parole board got around to what was probably the MAIN reason he was in prison: raping a kid under the age of 13 and then assaulting a police officer. To which he pled not guilty and launched into a rambling story about how the cops pulled up and he was hanging out with criminals at the time, so he had to run away and resist arrest because he was scared he wouldn't get to see no kids no mo', word to my MOMS lady, so that's why y'all should be fixin' to gimme parole. (no attempt was made to justify or even acknowledge the literal child he raped)

Spoiler: He was not given parole.

Never heard of this channel but it's pretty fun so far. Thanks, Featured Thread!
And to think that this man would have cured cancer had it not been for White Supremacy™ and that pesky kid-rapey stuff.
 
Even Europoors are watching them.
I really REALLY want to see a Serbian body cam arrest of an Albanian. It will never happen but it would be FUCKING KINO. My discord group has a Romanian rambling on and on about Gypsies and Albanian shenanigans...
 
4chan's /pol/ and the Kiwi Farms BossmanJack livechat take bets on who's getting released in real time, grade the parole board members faces on a TND and fatigue scale, post gifs of Uncle Ruckus saying "hang that nigga now", and call every defense attorney a coalburning liberal harpy.
I wondered where this feature was going until this part :story: ngl, sounds like the height of entertainment.
 
oh i see the parole board popup on pol every once in a while and me and a few friends started a betting and drinking game after finding the channel.
 
In case if anyone is interested. Angola state prison has an actual prison rodeo, where inmates will legitimately get their dumb nigger asses on bulls and get tossed around like ragdolls for our amusement, and it's only $20.


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You can also buy handmade craft items that the inmates make themselves :story:
Angola is a working prison farm, emphasis on farm. It is self-sufficient on the food grown there (or at least used to be). They raise all the animals on display and tending to them year-round is high privilege that keeps the hardest of the hard inmates in check. Any infraction disqualifies you from participating.




You can also buy handmade craft items that the inmates make themselves :story:
Reverend Billy Graham and his wife's caskets were made in Angola's prison workshop. Plain pine caskets exactly the same as the inmates are buried in. He chose that after a visit once.

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Romanian rambling on and on about Gypsies and Albanian
I talked to some Bulgarians and Serbs at a party once, and goddamn do they hate Gypsies and Albanians. They wanted to wall off Albania, and straight-up shoot the Gypsies. Whole lot of talking about how the Nazis didn't get nearly enough Gypsies.
 
Angola is a working prison farm, emphasis on farm. It is self-sufficient on the food grown there (or at least used to be). They raise all the animals on display and tending to them year-round is high privilege that keeps the hardest of the hard inmates in check. Any infraction disqualifies you from participating.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=buLGizGhApI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o0FA81egO8I
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HLGwUVy345c

Reverend Billy Graham and his wife's caskets were made in Angola's prison workshop. Plain pine caskets exactly the same as the inmates are buried in. He chose that after a visit once.

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So the prison rodeo from that one Simpsons episode wasn't a parody? It's a real fucking thing?
 
They still pick cotton?
I mean I know deep down in my heart that the guards don't use whips, but....
 
Still watching the random stream I pulled up. At least one black guy got released when his lawyer spoke on his behalf, and showed the parole board video evidence that more or less exonerated his client of the crime he was charged with (punching the girl he was living with after she caught him cheating with their next-door neighbour). Most were sent back to the cotton fields.

Then after an hour or two, finally got to a white guy.

The dude was polite, well-spoken, and clearly rehearsed a lot. He knew his crimes down to the exact wording of the statutes, admitted to them fully without deflecting blame, and repeatedly acknowledged the victims' feelings and trauma, which he could never truly make amends for. The warden of his prison was in the background and the warden and several DoC staff members spoke highly of him. He'd taken dozens of classes, racked up the maximum number of "good boy points" his prison gives out, and continued to do programs even though it wouldn't give him any additional rewards. His brother showed up on a Zoom call, confirmed that he would have a place to stay, and added that his nieces and nephews were really eager to have their favorite uncle come to live with them - until he finds a job, which will definitely be the first priority, even if his family has to show him tough love. Then the parole board popped him with some surprise questions, like "what were your victims names?", which Mr. Whiteguy was able to answer fully. With emotion.

He'd been in prison since he was 20, having spent 25 years behind bars for attacking a coworker with a telephone chord. Which is five times longer than the much-less-white George Floyd got for assaulting a pregnant woman with a gun, mind you.
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Spoilers: The white supremacist parole board approved the contrite white man's release into the care of his lovingly, but conditionally, supportive family. Those monsters!

It's like you can't even be black, do crimes, show no remorse, fail to prepare a thing, and then blame everyone else around you for your incarceration, without the parole board getting all racist.

But a smart, well-behaved white guy can spend decades being a model prisoner and thanking God, family, and the State of Louisiana Corrections Department for giving him another chance to make amends, and ooooo HE gets parole???

- all jokes aside, you just know that this case is going into some SPLC briefing, stripped of all context save "race of offender granted parole", in order to make the case that the parole system is racist and unjust, and that social justice overseers are desperately needed to redress the racial imbalance in parole hearings.
 
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