💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Emily Bell is still being her insufferable self. Her amateurish book cover has gotten a number of downvotes, but in her mind it’s such a killer cover that these downvotes must all be from haters. (I can see why she is sympathetic to Pat.)

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She talks a tough game but is too chickenshit to ask directly for feedback from those who requested galleys. Instead she goes with the passive aggressive approach:

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Just try to make sense of this second paragraph:
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Emily must be severely autistic if she can’t tell that people with limited funds can’t justify donating to every begathon that invokes progressive buzzword bingo words. Rather than give them a reason to be excited and want to help, she just berates everyone instead. It’s working out so well for her!

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"Sexy Garlic"? That's the kind of title that gets someone to look at the book purely out of morbid curiosity, laugh their ass off at the dumb/weird/amateur-hour storytelling contained within, and then put it back on the shelf and forget it ever existed.
 
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What in the world did you mow, Patrick? The gravel in the alley? The sprigs of grass popping up between cracks in the sidewalk? Niki's gnarly bush?
 
Thread title: Rick’s correspondence with Joshua Moon’s posters are getting DARK


Cystic Acne Survivor:

"This communication was found on kiwi farms. I can’t say for certain but I believe Joshua moon ordered 1997toyotatacoma and anonymousfluhre (actual faggot) to contact Patrick. Don’t do this."
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@Anonymus Fluhre don't worry, despite OnA being mean to you, we still love you!
laugh all you want but this is a photo of the stalker moments after texting pat
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When all this is over and he is dragged out of the half hovel by his trotters, I want to see every backwards fence, every adriochronic chair, every part of the basement grinder razed to the ground and erased from history. This lardbomination. This obescenity of a pig
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Also fucking lawl :story:
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Perhaps Patrick should be humored by giving him the Warden role in a remake of Oz.

Ona pests can make up the cast of inmates.

Unfortunately for Patrick though, it would be more like Hogans Heroes at his expense than the rape and punishment beating filled drama.
 
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The Whie House has needed a ballroom for decades. There are innumerable state dinners there, and always dancing afterwards. It's a huge part of our diplomacy. I wouldn't expect a not-so-bright Wisconsin rube to get that. Oh well, throw that one on the pile of reasons to immediately execute Trump.
 
No stalker child, you will not effectively implement soft-power diplomacy at a place of national significance.
You will awkwardly shuffle leaders, visionaries and diplomats into a tent on the lawn. Enjoy prison.
 
It’s always reassuring to look at Twitter (the app Elon owns) and see Pat Tomlinson is still fucking furious — and still completely unable to do a damn thing about what makes him rage.

All is right in the world.
 
When all this is over and he is dragged out of the half hovel by his trotters, I want to see every backwards fence, every adriochronic chair, every part of the basement grinder razed to the ground and erased from history. This lardbomination. This obescenity of a pig
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Why would he be dragged out by his fingernails, that doesn't make any sense. Isn't the usual image of a reluctant person being dragged out by the feet while desperately hanging on by the fingernails?
 
Emily Bell is still being her insufferable self. Her amateurish book cover has gotten a number of downvotes, but in her mind it’s such a killer cover that these downvotes must all be from haters. (I can see why she is sympathetic to Pat.)

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She talks a tough game but is too chickenshit to ask directly for feedback from those who requested galleys. Instead she goes with the passive aggressive approach:

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Just try to make sense of this second paragraph:
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Emily must be severely autistic if she can’t tell that people with limited funds can’t justify donating to every begathon that invokes progressive buzzword bingo words. Rather than give them a reason to be excited and want to help, she just berates everyone instead. It’s working out so well for her!

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No black garlic, huge emphasis on what appears to be young cloves. Is this the meaning of sexy? Or is it rather a covert way to promote white supremacy and misogynie?

I feel offended by this cover.
 
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The Whie House has needed a ballroom for decades. There are innumerable state dinners there, and always dancing afterwards. It's a huge part of our diplomacy. I wouldn't expect a not-so-bright Wisconsin rube to get that. Oh well, throw that one on the pile of reasons to immediately execute Trump.
Not that Patrick would know this, but the East Wing is all but useless office space. The only issue with this is Trumps terrible idea of design. It's going to be a gawdy golden mess, much like what he leaves in his bathroom have eating his daily McDonalds and coke. Since the 70's it was just a place to throw the First Lady into. It's not like they're demoing the West Wing. The other concern is how much damage will it do to the Garden on that side. Trump already destroyed one.

I can see why he wants Canada though, Canadians would have destroyed the White House for free...again.

Perhaps Patrick should be humored by giving him the Warden role in a remake of Oz.

Ona pests can make up the cast of inmates.

Unfortunately for Patrick though, it would be more like Hogans Heroes at his expense than the rape and punishment beating filled drama.
I think Patrick fantasies the whole prison thing like the old Nazi Lesbian movies from the 70's. Just with gay men instead women, because he's into things.
 
It's so wild he's thinks that "trigger at the range" is a good come back. It's doesn't even make sense, no one refers to shooting a gun as triggering it.
 
When all this is over and he is dragged out of the half hovel by his trotters, I want to see every backwards fence, every adriochronic chair, every part of the basement grinder razed to the ground and erased from history. This lardbomination. This obescenity of a pig
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Also fucking lawl :story:
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I'm just glad we get to hear Patrick S. Tomlinson, vandalism expert and construction pro, weigh (a lot) in on those renovations.
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Word on the street is that the hovel is due for some renovations too. Instead of a grand ballroom, Patrick plans to build a peanut gallery where the funsters can live rent free and use his wifi to berate him online.
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throw that one on the pile of reasons to immediately execute Trump
Execute him and then erase all vestige of his private enterprise, which existed before Trump’s birth. Note that this hyperbolic, insincere post didn’t hit the algorithm, so next time he will be advocating for the obviation of Trump’s family down to the grandkids, in the hopes that will get him more updoots.

Rick is an obscenity of a man when you think about it.
 
Imagine how severely mentally ill you have to be to claim someone is literally a corpse when they're talking to you and therefore are obviously alive. This dude needs help.
Pat is simply getting into the Halloween spirit by including underrepresented demographics, such as the differently-living, in his childing. This is similar to how he includes underrepresented demographics in his pepperoni mix. Ymunkoke brains, zombie child.
 
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