📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Character from a movie]

Why would I do that? Any group of people is like that if you only see them through some unflattering online userbase and people who sharing ragebait about them. Pick your poison, men? women? go to the incel or radfem website of your choice and you'll get the same. I should have mentioned I came to this thread from random text. Brief curiosity is one thing but if you regularly spend hours doom scrolling things that piss you off you're a loser on par with those redditors subscribed to those "imahugepieceofshit" "niceguys" style subreddits.

You call yourself a kiwifarms user but clearly you have no idea what this website is about.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You call yourself a kiwifarms user but clearly you have no idea what this website is about.

No, he does. It's about laughing at trannies, and he's a tranny who comes here to be laughed at.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

And there's threads here for that too. Hell, incels had their own subforum for a while. The fun with tranny subreddits is how many times you can find "trauma, exile, shunning, physical pain, no sex... BuT i Don'T rEgRet TRanStiOniNg!!1!"

You replied while I was editing that comment to also respond to another user as well, sorry abut that.

That's exactly what I mean, be it here, subreddits or anywhere else. If the majority of your time is spent laughing then good, but the regulars of "things that piss me off" threads/subreddits/whatever are much more likely to be people just reading things to validate their own beliefs and piss them off, coping and seething that this is actually making them happy (it isn't). That's why I hang around random text so much, it makes me laugh not angry. I was going to say that before anyone says I'm just some trans agent or whatever (because thinking people are part of the group is always the reaction from doomscrollers) I recently said the exact same thing in some viziepop/hazbin hotel thread on here but it appears to be removed.

You call yourself a kiwifarms user but clearly you have no idea what this website is about.

Laugh at cows, don't obsessively doomscroll them. What's the qoute about gazing into the abyss again?

Either way it's late and I don't care.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I just have zero sympathy for transbians and gaydens lamenting their love lives. Yes, there are tons of people of the gender you're actually attracted to who would've dated you weren't retarded and ruined yourself hoping to recreate something you saw in porn. Lesbians and gay men who aged out of being twinks I do feel somewhat sorry for or at least understand their hubris better.

It's so stupid and makes so little sense, it's hard to wrap your head around. You mean that you self-selected into a group of people that are not going to be inclined to find you attractive per definition, and you want me to feel sorry for you for failing to emotionally blackmail them into reluctantly fucking you against their own inclinations? please fuck off.

Sometimes I wonder if it's a bit like the way really obnoxious cunts like Nick Contino go out of their way to be ornery and ragebait on purpose, just so they can tell themselves there's a reason everyone hates them besides their being inherently hateable. You know, they can chalk their isolation up to something they tell themselves they 'choose' to do rather than something they are. In this instance it would be pre-troon incels becoming 'transbians' so they can tell themselves that it's because of muh transphobia, the cisbians just won't give a fine True and Honest laydee a chance, etc etc... rather than just admit that they're uggos with no social skills and should probably just work on that instead of thinking a set of bolt-ons are the answer to the problem of the dry, atrophied Vienna sausage they keep in their likely stolen panties.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

What exactly are you considering anonymous here? Because Reddit doesn't count more than Tumblr where they talked about being "afraid" (tumblr style) of cis people or whatever.

Tumblr is mostly pooners, who are indeed quite afraid all the time. Look up the actual use demographics and tell me I'm wrong

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

ignoring the fact that nobody would ever think about something retarded like transgenderism 2.000 years ago.

Ackshually according to true and honest troon historians, ancient elite enslaving little boys and cutting their dicks off to ass rape them without it being gay is totally trans! Lots of societies cut off failmales penises to use them as sex slaves because they were ahead of the curve on sex positive LGBT rights, not because that's all they were good for. And don't you know? Those "women" buried with weapons or wearing male fashion weren't trying to protect themselves from being attacked by warring rapist invaders, they were heckin' cool doods of ancient times. Those ancient peoples were so trans positive!

 

[healing rain]

Why would I do that? Any group of people is like that if you only see them through some unflattering online userbase and people who sharing ragebait about them. Pick your poison, men? women? go to the incel or radfem website of your choice and you'll get the same.

What a dishonest comparison. Incels and radfems congregate in their own little circles precisely because they’re people on the fringes of their respective sexes. The extremist ideologies championed in these spaces aren’t going to be shared by the majority of men and women.

Trans spaces have no such niche, and they aren’t a subset of a larger demographic. They’re melting pots for anyone that identifies as trans, and as such provide great insight into the deranged beliefs, behaviors, and attitudes that are allowed to proliferate in the trans community. You will see the most reprehensible posts be met with overwhelming and uncritical approval. It’s not just a singular subreddit; every trans space is like this, and digging for more esoteric factions like r/transmedical or /tttt/ only leads you to increasingly demented communities.

When trying to look at it from per capita, it’s even worse. r/MtF has, what, 350k members now? That’s literally half the population of transgender women in America.

Not to mention the fact that trannyism is a phenomenon that’s being propagated almost exclusively through the internet. You’d be very hard pressed to find a tranny that isn’t terminally online. So yeah, I’d say the almost 10k fucking pages worth of random trans lunacy accrued here on the farms is a pretty good indictment of the transgender community at large.

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

Oh look you've all found another redditor newfag to bait you for the next 20 pages, looking forward to that.

Sometimes I wonder if it's a bit like the way really obnoxious cunts like Nick Contino go out of their way to be ornery and ragebait on purpose, just so they can tell themselves there's a reason everyone hates them besides their being inherently hateable. You know, they can chalk their isolation up to something they tell themselves they 'choose' to do rather than something they are. In this instance it would be pre-troon incels becoming 'transbians' so they can tell themselves that it's because of muh transphobia, the cisbians just won't give a fine True and Honest laydee a chance, etc etc... rather than just admit that they're uggos with no social skills and should probably just work on that instead of thinking a set of bolt-ons are the answer to the problem of the dry, atrophied Vienna sausage they keep in their likely stolen panties.

Yes, it's a way to avoid accountability or taking on their actual problems. Same as every other case of self diagnosed mental disorder, trauma, imaginary financial hardship, or imaginary political dead-end (eg "voting doesn't work").

I'd estimate 70% of the population aged 20-40 indulges at least one of these manufactured distractions, regardless of political orientation. It's always been an attractive excuse but the hordes of feckless faggots validating the abandonment of personal responsibility have pushed it into the mainstream. There was a time when nearly every one of my friends had adopted some form of this induced helplessness, it's a plague on society and I've watched it hollow out too many people. Niggercattle pipeline.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trannies posting their L's online?
I thought that meant other places online, not trannies posting here.

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Back on track?


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TRANS KIDS USE THIS SUB DAWG
this is the default space for all mtf content. it shows up on r/all a lot. and about 40% of the posts are disgusting gooner shit fit for r/sissy.

that's not what being transgender is about!!!! this isn't a fetish!!!!!
fetishes are fine, but there's spaces for that and it's not THE MTF SUB my goddddd

NOT A FETISH DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

The top two comments (by Reddit upvotes) doubt the gooners' sincerity.

Honestly with how often these types of posts have been happening lately and given a lot are from throwaway accounts, it makes me wonder how many are legit, how many are trolls and if there isn't an effort being made by bad actors to paint our community as perverts.

Like there's a time and place people and while i can appreciate people reclaiming their body and libido and enjoying themselves after hrt makes changes, we dont need the sub to be flooded with constant horny posts.

I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. If mods are going to allow this they should rebrand as being a horny posting sub. r/MTF is a virtual face of our broader community and I personally don't like being guilty by association. These kinds of posts with this degree of frequency lowers the rent, and this feels like it ought to be more than a shitposting sub.​

A longer comment further down disagrees with all of the above.

Yeah no. It’s how the sub has always been, it’s how it always will be. A mod tried to stop it a while ago and then had to be removed due to backlash for it afaik.

Also if you ban nsfw posts then there isn’t a way to talk about genitalia at all, and genitalia is pretty important to a lot of peoples trans experiences. How do you differentiate gooner from other questions? Is someone asking how to masturbate after HRT gooner? Is someone sharing their experiences about sex with bottom dysphoria gooner? What if it’s an advice post on either topic, is that gooner?

Sure the “omg first girlgasm” posts are annoying, but it’s often hard to define a line between those and posts that could be interpreted as advice. Also like… people want to talk about positive experiences in what can otherwise be a miserable existence. The sub has always been a place to do that, and there is no real reason for to change after however many years.

You sound like a 1950s puritan who’s going to have a stroke at the idea that anyone talks about anything remotely sexual. Turn off nsfw posts in your feed and you will never see them. It’s off by default anyways, you volunteered into it.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A princess mourns beauty lost now that she's been imbibing her toad-juice long enough. In the comments she elaborates further about the waning of her self esteem, writing that "As a girl im hot and curvy and sexy. As a guy im just a fucking fat dude ... Im over 200 pounds at 5'3 and my weight is already shifting more to my stomach and legs and I feel so blah."
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How to deal with becoming an ugly/mid dude after being a pretty girl???​

I got pretty good at being a girl pre-T. I'm good at makeup, Im good at styling my hair, I knew how to act girly and cutesy and blah blah blah. I started T, im feeling really good being myself as a dude and I feel much more aligned with my gender identity. But god, i feel fucking ugly.
I knew how to be a hot girl, i know part of it is that I dont know how to be a hot guy yet because I have less practice with it, but it feels absolutely awful. Im not being self-deprecating either, Im not the ugliest dude alive; im not all that good looking either. Its really disheartening to watch myself loose attractiveness. I dont know how to cope with the changes at all truthfully. Like I said, I love love love the gender changes, the facial hair, the voice drop, the way im passing more and more, but it feels almost bittersweet??
It probably doesnt help also that most of my friends are very stereotypically attractive passing transmen. Like, the kind that get flirted with constantly and hundreds of thousands of followers on tiktok. Maybe im just jaded.
Idk what im even asking for here, maybe this is just a cry for help lol. I just want to feel attractive like I did when I was presenting femme. Maybe its because its so different to what i use to look like? Idk any advice or personal anecdotes would be really appreciated maybe even just to feel less lonely with it all.

Assuming the position: a FTM struggles to get the action she wants from her boyfriend because he doesn't much care for her haphazardly shoving a silicone rod up his asshole. The part where she admits to blatantly crying because he doesn't like being pegged seemed both hilarious and insane to me, made funnier and crazier still by her bleating that she longs for him to "desire [me] to be inside of him." There's no way this is better than a lubed-up hand and your imagination, buddy roe...
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My bf doesn’t seem interested in the type of sex I truly want​

I’m 19 (trans m) and he’s 18 (cis m). We recently had sex for the first time, on a camping trip a few months ago, but he couldn’t take me all the way and seemed pretty disappointed so we had PIV instead.
Since then, we’ve been living together and he’s not asked me to fuck him at all. He claims he’s interested, but that he’s not usually in the right mindset for sex because it’s difficult for him to switch into that mindset because he has adhd.The thing is, he’s willing to have sex anyway if it’s PIV, and so I let myself almost degrade myself down to that level simply because I wanted to feel wanted… and since then we’ve had PIV like 10 times. Twice he asked me for it.
Not once has he asked me to fuck him, besides one time, after I was explaining how this made me feel and started crying. He only asked after I started crying about it. And I said no because it felt wrong to accept it if it’s just because he feels guilty. Then I changed my mind, but the dilemma I vocalized over it had put him out of the mood.I don’t know what to do. I’m not satisfied. I feel existentially mispurposed. I want him to desire me to be inside him. I understand I don’t have to have PIV if I don’t want to, but I do because it’s the only way I feel wanted at all, even if it does make me feel dysphoric after.
I also feel like I was misled. The dynamic seems like the complete opposite of how I was given the impression it would be over our years of dating (mostly online, but we knew each other from highschool).Any advice? How do I cope with these feelings of rejection?

This one complements the previous story like a pairing of wine and meat - this TiF is also mad that her partner doesn't want silicone rods haphazardly shoved up internally, but this time, her bedfellow is a lady. This one is great to read in tandem with the other post just because the methods in which the Mister and the Miss deflect the frustrations of their pooner partner is almost obscenely stereotypical of their birth sexes. Another one of God's little jokes!
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Partner may prefer penetration with cis people. Does this mean she doesn't see me a male?​

I’ve been in a situationship for about a year. I’m a trans man, and she’s a cis woman who identifies somewhere between omni and pan—still exploring that. Our connection is emotionally rich and sexually intense, but there’s a recurring pattern that’s left me feeling unseen.
She has a history of sexual trauma and a disorganized attachment style. As our emotional intimacy deepens, she tends to withdraw physically. She’s told me that with cis men, she’s been able to engage in sex—including penetration—even without deep emotional connection. But with me, the more emotionally safe and connected she feels, the less she wants to be physically vulnerable.
We’ve used a strap-on twice. Each time, she said it didn’t feel as connected. Eventually, she told me she didn’t want to continue because it felt “optional.” I tried to explain how, for me, using a strap isn’t just a tool—it’s an embodied expression of my gender. It’s not performance; it’s affirmation. But she responded with things like “It’s not optional with cis men,” or “Society expects women to do certain things.” She said I should feel grateful that she feels safe enough to say no with me.
I’ve worked hard to understand this. I’ve considered trauma, healing, and social conditioning. She’s even said that maybe she was self-harming by engaging in penetration before, and that being with me helped her realize she doesn’t like it. But then she also said she’d likely still engage in it with a cis man—because telling a cis man that penetration is off the table feels too uncomfortable.
That contradiction devastates me. It makes me wonder if there’s an invisible barrier around gender identity—one she doesn’t fully see. She says I feel male to her, but I’m skeptical. I fear that while she intellectually understands I’m a trans man, something in her body or psyche doesn’t register me as male in the same way. And that difference seems to shape how she engages with me sexually.
She now says she can't imagine being penetrated by anyone, at all. But I can't help but wonder if that would be different if I were cis, or she was with a cis person. Like she can't see past the gender piece.
A trans friend suggested it might be about power and control. That because she sees the strap as a performance, and I experience it as internal and affirming, she feels excluded. With cis men, her participation visibly impacts their pleasure. With me, she may feel like she doesn’t have the same influence or access.
One detail that really highlights the contradiction: she also won’t give me a blowjob with the strap on. If her discomfort were strictly about penetration, this wouldn’t logically follow. It suggests that the issue isn’t just about the act—it’s about how she perceives my embodiment, and perhaps how she relates to gendered dynamics in sex.
I care about her deeply, and I want to honor her healing. But I also want to be seen—not just intellectually, but viscerally. I want my embodiment to be felt, not just understood.
Has anyone else navigated this kind of emotional-physical paradox in a gender-diverse relationship?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I dont know how to be a hot guy yet because I have less practice with it.

I have some bad news for you, little dude.

Its really disheartening to watch myself loose attractiveness. I dont know how to cope with the changes at all truthfully. Like I said, I love love love the gender changes, the facial hair, the voice drop, the way im passing more and more, but it feels almost bittersweet??

Good thing you're enjoying it. Any day now you'll have enough practice and pass as a hot guy. That sounds pretty likely.

most of my friends are very stereotypically attractive passing transmen. Like, the kind that get flirted with constantly and hundreds of thousands of followers on tiktok. Maybe im just jaded.

I have some bad news for them, too.

I’m 19 (trans m) and he’s 18 (cis m). We recently had sex for the first time, on a camping trip a few months ago, but he couldn’t take me all the way and seemed pretty disappointed so we had PIV instead.
Since then, we’ve been living together and he’s not asked me to fuck him at all. He claims he’s interested, but that he’s not usually in the right mindset for sex because it’s difficult for him to switch into that mindset because he has adhd.The thing is, he’s willing to have sex anyway if it’s PIV, and so I let myself almost degrade myself down to that level simply because I wanted to feel wanted… and since then we’ve had PIV like 10 times. Twice he asked me for it.
Not once has he asked me to fuck him, besides one time, after I was explaining how this made me feel and started crying. He only asked after I started crying about it. And I said no because it felt wrong to accept it if it’s just because he feels guilty. Then I changed my mind, but the dilemma I vocalized over it had put him out of the mood.I don’t know what to do. I’m not satisfied. I feel existentially mispurposed. I want him to desire me to be inside him. I understand I don’t have to have PIV if I don’t want to, but I do because it’s the only way I feel wanted at all, even if it does make me feel dysphoric after.
I also feel like I was misled. The dynamic seems like the complete opposite of how I was given the impression it would be over our years of dating (mostly online, but we knew each other from highschool).Any advice? How do I cope with these feelings of rejection?

Just wait til he's sleeping and jam it up there, lil dude.

I want him to desire me to be inside him.

Doesn't sound like that's happening. Just drug and rape hitchhikers/runaways, psycho. That would be masculine behavior, at least.

 

[Vampirella]

i know part of it is that I dont know how to be a hot guy yet because I have less practice with it,

I was not informed that there was a practice phase of being a person. How do I know when I'm done practicing.

 

[healing rain]

”I’m a trans man, and she’s a cis woman who identifies somewhere between omni and pan—still exploring that.”

I thought pansexual was the designated “I’ll fuck literally any human that so much as smiles at me” orientation. What the hell does omnisexual mean? That you fuck dogs and plants too?

 

[Waffle Iron]

It probably doesnt help also that most of my friends are very stereotypically attractive passing transmen

Why don't you ask your friends for beauty tips? Is it because these "friends" are just online buddies you've maybe had a single chat with? (also I hate how curvy has come to mean fat woman. It was meant for women that weren't anorectic sticks popular at the time. Not landwhales. Same happened with chubby and thicc).

obscenely stereotypical of their birth sexes

The waterworks are almost insulting to women. You have women being called hysterical despite countless women struggling through life without complaint, and then these juiced up pooners ruin the image by acting like cartoon ladies.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I thought pansexual was the designated “I’ll fuck literally any human that so much as smiles at me” orientation. What the hell does omnisexual mean? That you fuck dogs and plants too?

Based on some extremely stupid articles I just googled, Pan is attraction regardless of gender, Omni is attraction to all genders, but gender matters in the attraction.

So just to flavors of extraspecial bi, and in reality just clout farming on Tumblr.

 

[False Pretense]

Strutting his stuff.
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Three pics in all at link. Nose chain in all three, so he's not saying the nose chain is inherently fucked up,
and I can't tell which two he means.

looks like one of the homeless druggies I'd see downtown.

 

[Sean Andalou]

NOT A FETISH DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

Checking back, find this:

New version archived.
Which means:

• You can still read the comments if you have the link.
• Somebody reported the post.
• A tranny janny on guard duty took action, but did not remove it just yet.

I will definitely be checking back to see if it's removed.

Looks like the OP is suspected of letting the side down.

 

[Syikeblade]

this TiF is also mad that her partner doesn't want silicone rods haphazardly shoved up internally, but this time, her bedfellow is a lady.

This one is levels of stupidity that has to be seen to believe.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

looks like one of the homeless druggies I'd see downtown.

You know I don't see many stories about homeless trannies, now that I think about it.

You'd think they of all people would appreciate body parts falling off from frostbite.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

The following piece of work.

Partner may prefer penetration with cis people. Does this mean she doesn't see me a male?​

Yes. Are we done? Oh, there's more.

It’s not performance; it’s affirmation. But she responded with things like “It’s not optional with cis men,” or “Society expects women to do certain things.” She said I should feel grateful that she feels safe enough to say no with me.
I’ve worked hard to understand this. I’ve considered trauma, healing, and social conditioning.

Wait, you've considered reasons it would be acceptable for her to say no to unwanted sexual activity? Now, in my mind, she has the right to say no for any reason or no reason at all.

She’s even said that maybe she was self-harming by engaging in penetration before, and that being with me helped her realize she doesn’t like it. But then she also said she’d likely still engage in it with a cis man—because telling a cis man that penetration is off the table feels too uncomfortable.
That contradiction devastates me.

She's telling you anything she can to let you down gently whilst trying to manage your relentless sex-pestery.

It makes me wonder if there’s an invisible barrier around gender identity—one she doesn’t fully see. She says I feel male to her, but I’m skeptical.

Hold on to that instinct hun.

I fear that while she intellectually understands I’m a trans man, something in her body or psyche doesn’t register me as male in the same way. And that difference seems to shape how she engages with me sexually.
She now says she can't imagine being penetrated by anyone, at all. But I can't help but wonder if that would be different if I were cis, or she was with a cis person. Like she can't see past the gender piece.

She can't see past your sexed body, your moron, not your 'gender'. You have the body of a woman because you are a woman.

One detail that really highlights the contradiction: she also won’t give me a blowjob with the strap on. If her discomfort were strictly about penetration, this wouldn’t logically follow.

Why are you so fucking rapey? It is not any kind of 'contradiction' to not want to suck on a piece of silicone strapped over a roided-out groin, she doesn't owe you a reason, nor does she have to conform to some internal 'consistency' that you've dreamed up.

It suggests that the issue isn’t just about the act—it’s about how she perceives my embodiment,

She perceives a dildo as a dildo and not a penis.

and perhaps how she relates to gendered dynamics in sex.
I care about her deeply, and I want to honor her healing. But I also want to be seen—not just intellectually, but viscerally. I want my embodiment to be felt, not just understood.
Has anyone else navigated this kind of emotional-physical paradox in a gender-diverse relationship?

It's not a paradox, little man. You are a rapey creep who has clearly learned leftist psychobabble but hasn't learned how not to be effortlessly gross.