💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[polyester]

Not to derail the thread but what would having sex with fatrick even be like?

Consult this graphic, child.

Spoiler: islamic

 

[NaggotFigger]

Off-topic, and gaming sperging, so I made this quick drawing of Squashtrick (too FAT to take a nigger Bungee Zombie out for a motherfucking Squash) and Nikki Garlic, because why the fuck not. Bad piggy can only mogs nigger Imp Zombies, the only effective target, because he's FAT. He deals limp damage, and lardy as fuck, limper than a Puff Shroom, no wonder why he's out of his league, because he's ominously weighted for a squash. The only achievement you can get out of him was to get him to crush 10 niglets and one lizard. (Because I think a Squash would fit Rick, and a Garlic fits Big Nicholas.)

Niki isn't just a garlic, she sings for nigger Zombies to flatulate into her scape. In fact, they don't avert at all, she's a target, when little Ricky watches. You will enjoy Dr. Zorm Macdonald's Almanac, child.

No Imp child, you did not fart into my wife's scape at all. No, Bungee child, you haven't kidnap my wife, and no child, I never send pictures of my penis to Crazy Dave. These are just your delusions again. Enjoy Cob Cannons.

 

[siegemeister675]

Consult this graphic, child.

Spoiler: islamic

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MY FUCKING EYES

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Nigga you have severely misunderstood exactly what kind of sex is going to be inflicted on Patrick S Tomlinson...

EDIT: Seems we will also be welcoming in the White House social media team as eternal cellmates in the Stalker Prison given this latest snippet of Tiny Tim gets Fucked in the Ass during the Great Stalker Trial
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I like that fantasizing over his stlakers getting prison bled over into his political commentary.

That's just what he does on Twitter now, reacting ro stuff the Trump admin does with "You are going to prison". As with his stalkers, he never says what for, or what crime they are supposed to have committed.
The lardass just deems them criminal scum, so of course they must be.

Remember when he touted his free speech a few days ago? Now, literal shitposting on the White House social media accounts are crimes worthy of prison.

He is so detached from reality, some legitimate schizos might be more down to earth by now. His pea brain is completely fried.

 

[Judge Holden]

As with his stalkers, he never says what for, or what crime they are supposed to have committed.
The lardass just deems them criminal scum, so of course they must be.

Its for "ALL THE FELONIES" that were committed against pig man's family. What felonies you may ask? ALL OF THEM.

And yes he is still pretending to be writing Tiny Timhammer 40000: The Drop Site Assfucker even years after it was sent to his agent to be shopped to a publisher

As for who is hunting us, naturally its the FBI who will drag us in for the Stalker Trial...


...right after they have finished arresting uh....themselves

 

[BigPeanut]

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Nigga you have severely misunderstood exactly what kind of sex is going to be inflicted on Patrick S Tomlinson...

EDIT: Seems we will also be welcoming in the White House social media team as eternal cellmates in the Stalker Prison given this latest snippet of Tiny Tim gets Fucked in the Ass during the Great Stalker Trial
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lol he’s seething at that, really?

 

[Ranine Avatar]

Apologies if I missed it, but do we need to add SERUOUS to the list?

I just want to say that his fingers must be really fucking fat (because he's fat).

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Apologies if I missed it, but do we need to add SERUOUS to the list?
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I just want to say that his fingers must be really fucking fat (because he's fat).

Fat AND greasy. Negarworst is an oily meat after all.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I bet Pat doesn't even get reach-arounds.

Long gone are the days when men of any proportions could "turn on the faucet" when they were with Patrick in the sauna or Hoolie's bathroom stall.

Between the fat rolls and the size it's hard to find, I bet they squeeze the titties tho

What better way to get him into the mood than to get at them titties?

Marginalized BIPOC as he raises a floppy moob eight inches to put its nipple in his mouth: "Yeah, you like that, doncha?"
Patrick: "Yes, child. I do."

Well if you're a guy that's "straight, but likes objects inserted into his anus and sucks penis", I think you might be gay. Just saying.

No it doesn't mean that. It merely means you're "into things." Come on man, we've covered this before. You need to go outside or something. Apparently that clarifies this.

How did he ever think he was cut out for this?

Mama Raven's fridge had hashtags on it decades before they were known to the public that told him what a smart, special boy he was.

 

[Jizzrag]

Back in 2023, someone made a twitter alt of Pat.

Spoiler

Coping about the insults

 

[AnOminous]

No Imp child, you did not fart into my wife's scape at all. No, Bungee child, you haven't kidnap my wife, and no child, I never send pictures of my penis to Crazy Dave. These are just your delusions again. Enjoy Cob Cannons.

Why does he look so fat and retarded in every picture of him? He's slobbering and drooling and gibbering like an idiot. If I looked like Rick I'd definitely stop posting pictures. Your smugness has no effect when you look like a complete mongoloid with no brains and a sub-room temperature IQ.

Has this fatass ever had a SINGLE picture where he didn't look totally special needs?

 

[siegemeister675]

Why does he look so fat and retarded in every picture of him?

Because he's a fat fucking retard with a tiny dick and bitch tits.

 

[Jizzrag]

Why does he look so fat and retarded in every picture of him? He's slobbering and drooling and gibbering like an idiot. If I looked like Rick I'd definitely stop posting pictures.

(Old)

 

[Cactuar King]

Why does he look so fat and retarded in every picture of him? He's slobbering and drooling and gibbering like an idiot. If I looked like Rick I'd definitely stop posting pictures. Your smugness has no effect when you look like a complete mongoloid with no brains and a sub-room temperature IQ.
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Has this fatass ever had a SINGLE picture where he didn't look totally special needs?

Probably his mugshot, where he's fantasizing about murdering his newborn daughter in front of his ex.

 

[mrfresh]

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Pat's right on the money describing his own life here.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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True, that's what makes you entertaining Patrick.


Oh wait, he is probably talking about Trump.
It must be tiring to take every single CNN take and dial up the radical insanity to fat levels.
No wonder he doesn't write anymore, being a political retard nobody cares about except stalkers must be exhausting.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

(Old)
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Hold up. Is Null not going to enjoy prison with us?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Apologies if I missed it, but do we need to add SERUOUS to the list?
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I just want to say that his fingers must be really fucking fat (because he's fat).

Cool story bro. The Brewers batting average this series was lower than Bartolo Colon in 2015. The fat mets pitcher had a better batting average in 2015 swinging like a disabled kid than the Brewers did against the Dodgers. But I wouldn't expect a real fan to figure stuff out like that

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Every picture of Pat in that Captain America shirt cracks me up. The only competition is Pat in his "only you can prevent fascist liars" shirt. What a hick.